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So... why do you welcome people, anyhow? I mean, thanks, but really... why? Lyrithya 05:48, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Why not? —Pelozurian (talk) 07:35, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

...because! Okay, you have a point. But still. Lyrithya 14:20, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

You're an idiot.

Um, you are. Athyria 14:51, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Two accounts? Choose one and stick with it please. --ChiefjusticePS2 18:17, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, nobody uses socks. Ever.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 06:18, June 07 2010 UTC

Rephrased; nobody ever uses socks and has them live for long. So choose an account or I WILL KILL YOU. --ChiefjusticePS2 18:26, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Pssh, the only reason my sock was banned was because it was a gray sock. Chief likes blue socks.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 06:28, June 07 2010 UTC

Ye-es... excuse me while I become incredibly confused. (You'll kill me? Neat. Can I watch? No. Shut up. But it could be fun! I said shut up! Aww... jerk. Idiot.) Lyrithya 18:43, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Basically choose to use either this account or this account permanently. Or I will choose one for you and you won't like that very much as when I have to choose things I get the sort of headache that only goes away when I destroy the essence of people who make me choose things. --ChiefjusticePS2 19:10, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I made this account... I really don't know what's up with the other. I mean, it's apparently mine, but I'm not sure I actually made it. O_o I don't remember making it... problem was when I forgot my password and told it to reset and it reset both accounts and suddenly I found the other... and then got sidetracked. *shifty eyes* See, I don't need two accounts, anyway. I can be perfectly multiple dissociative personality with just one, thankyouverymuch. (No you can't. Oh, stuff it. That doesn't even count because it had an opening. And really, do you even know what mpdd is? Er... should I? Since the whole dissociative part precludes knowing about each other... yes. Then why are you talking to me? Shut up.) Hah! Victory! I shoved it into a... a... um... bracketly thing. Though you're making me rather curious as to what, precisely you men by destroy the essence ooo! A squirrel! of people, as 'essense' is a somewhat disputed term even without applying it to so dynamically complex an object as a person. Or are most of them actually that complex? - Athyria 19:28, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, is it or is it not you? --ChiefjusticePS2 19:31, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

They're both him. He's like the browser alts on Newgrounds. --SadisticWolf 19:37, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Here's the thing then, use whichever account most appeals to you and we can let the other rust and die, but if I see you using both to evade blocks, rig votes, deceive other users or post pointlessly back and forth to yourself then both accounts will be banned. Hope this makes things clear. --ChiefjusticePS2 19:42, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Lyrithya, you don't wanna mess with Chief. Or any of the other admins for that matter. Let's just keep this account and ditch the other, eh? —Pelozurian (talk) 19:46, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

Or use Athyria, because you can sign your name either way, like you did above, but just use the one account. Make sense? And your name sounds more like a woman than a man's name, although that doesn't mean anything here. Betty Boop 20:00 6 6 MMX

I created Lyrithya nad I shall use Lyrithya. Athyria been remanded to the Library for as long as it cannot keep its story straight, because indeed, all it has brought on is idiocy. You have my apologies for any hassle this has caused, although I cannot assure that it will not happen again. I hope not, but... honestly...

Although... if I were to use multiple accounts to do any or all of the above, why would I use ones with any, let alone such obvious, ties to each other? If it came to it, why would they necessarily even speak the same lingo? Deception is a matter entirely separate from wantan sidetrackedness. It takes planning and time and coordination. I wouldn't just have to start separate web browsers (although the idiot in this case was mostly just logging in and out on the same one); they would have to be different web browsers on machines with different ISPs and... it would be entirely overkill. - Athyria 20:05, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

No need for apology, and no hassle. Just people typing on keyboards. I like your multiple personality thing, some of my best friends are multiple personalities (more friends that way). And it makes life interesting at the check-out line. Cheers. Clara Bow 20:10 6 6 MMX

Right, sorry. ...how much more interesting? Eaten by a manhole interesting? Oh, manholes... how I love manholes... - Athyria 20:25, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

You'll fit right in. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:27, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

Do I want to? Of course I do. No I don't. Wait, what? Agh! I forgot something in the oven!- Athyria 20:30, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Reviewing

This probably won't be considered in-depth, but I can see you're making an effort, so here: UN:PRG can actually be slightly deceiving; look at reviews by users such as Black flamingo11 and Hiatus Hernia in the "reviewed" section for some good reviews. You could also look at User:HELPME/Pee Reviews, but those aren't as good.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 07:29, June 08 2010 UTC

Poopsmith. I thought the review was pretty helpful for a first-time, and some good effort went into it (See, HELPME and I have this good cop/bad cop thing down to a science, but I'm not supposed to tell you that that's what they hire us for, so keep it under your hats). I liked it, and you show very good promise as a reviewer. Gold star! Aleister 19:35 8 6 MMX

Alright, thanks. I'll take a look... if I ever get around to it.

And I appreciate your nice, chain-person, but... nice is honestly not as helpful. *shifty eyes* - Athyria 21:04, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

Honest as a monkey, I did like your review and thought it was good advice to whomever wants to go in and play with the page. The cop joke was just that, joking. So there. Pliffity gumbo. Chain person 23:26 8 6 MMX

And I can't type. Well, foo. I guess that's a good thing, honesty... or is it? Are monkeys honest? And what does 'Pliffity gumbo' mean? *shifty eyes* - Athyria 23:29, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

As honest as these monkeys. Never count down from 50 when you can count up to 100! -- words of zee wise. Aleister 23:34 8 6 MMX

I don't understand you. At all. 1234~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:26, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Cool signature! What I wrote is nothing, just nonsense, so it's not surprising you don't understand it. Nothing to understand. As you seem to have a good sense of surreal, my tendency is to play. But I did think your review was very good for a first timer (I've never gotten into reviewing because I think I'd be very bad at it, it's hard for me to give definitive line by line advice to people. On other people's stuff I just go in and edit their pages if asked, or save things on VFD from time to time) Did I say, cool signature! Aleister 3:36 9 6 MMX

Er... thanks. But no it isn't. Oh, it was nonsense? Gorrammit; I've spent years developing algorithms to generate nonsense; how could a piece slip through my fingers now?! Noooooo! I have failed you, master! I mean... er, what master? What are you on about? Shut up. Seriously... um... well, I'm really bad at reviewing, too. Hence... that. *gestures vaguely* Maybe I'll get around to trying to get better, though... later.

So you just fix stuff, eh... sounds nice. You seem nice. Are you nice? Why are you so nice?! HMM?! 1234~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:56, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Reviewing seems to improve with practice, I'm told. But if you can give some good advice in a review, enough for a writer to turn a page around, what else can you ask for? And I write too, when I think of some obscure thing to write about. But fixes are fun. I think I'm nice, but my parole officer and pizza delivery girl would disagree with me, sigh. But you seem nice as well. Give my best to everyone in there. And now I must sign off, to venture outwards once again. Aleister 4:09 9 6 MMX

That could be a problem, as I really, really, really don't like practice. Or effort. Or moving... but why only write on obscure topics? There are so many missing other things... especially plant-related. Poor plants are getting a lax end of the mockery, it would seem. But I seem to be starting to get used to this... place. Nice being relative, any semblance might stand out here. o_O Thanks... *stares off into space* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100609 - 19:02 (UTC)

• This is fine, thanks.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 08:21, June 15 2010 UTC

YAY! *throws up arms and runs around, flailing* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100615 - 20:23 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Manhole, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Crossbow, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Fruits Basket, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Oh, don't get your hopes up... rate I write, it may be gone in a week. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100609 - 18:12 (UTC)

Your writing

Not to give you a big head, I will just say I like it. The thing you have on pee review. And the manhole thing. These have been my words, the seven words right after the first comma. Aleister 3:24 10 6 MMX

Aaaagh! Stop being nice! *flails arms* But yay. I think.

Wait, which comma? Whose words are the other ones? What other ones? Where is the waffle? How did the waffle man escape? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MANHOLE?! That's a closet.

Oh.

Aaaaaaaaaagh! I need to do productive things! *flees Uncyclopedia* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100610 - 03:54 (UTC)

So you're just leaving me? *sniff* And I thought we had something special... —Pelozurian (talk) 06:13, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

I... I couldn't help it. Some weirdo broke into my house and... he killed me, love. He killed me with a screwdriver! O_o ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100613 - 04:12 (UTC)

I took your advice, and stopped being nice. This resulted in yet another round of murders. What I do is go out (sometimes I even stay in, but that thinned the herd pretty quickly) and kill 13 people at a time. Thus, ta da, my serial killer name is "The Baker's Dozen". The Baker's Dozen is famous in her/his/its own country, and under this persona I've gotten the local population under control so they don't overwhelm the food stock. So, that was quite a sojurn, got 13 of them within four hours (not a record, but a decent time), alerted the media, and had a good meal. Then I usually enjoy watching and reading the media's reaction, which is starting up with some Special Reports and a general warning to the public. Oh well, got to do some clean up and call it a day. Aleister, a.k.a. "The Baker's Dozen" 12:18 10 6 MMX

I've been arrested. They caught me because I left a damn computer on at the home of one of my victims, and I left it open to my user page here at Uncy, and they caught me. All they had to do was look up Aleister in Chains in the phone book, and there I was, and now I'm behind bars. So I must say it doesn't pay not to be a nice guy. You asked me to stop being nice, and now look at me. Iron bars and a cellmate named Rudy. Just my luck he likes to play pattycake before doing his raping. Pattycake! Damn, that's going to get old quickly. My lunch is here on a tin plate, have to go eat my gruel. Aleister 1:36 11 6 MMX

Oh, you've been arrested? You've been arrested and you want my sympathy? Here I was minding my own business not being nice or not nice and someone broke into my house and killed me! And you're complaining about having been sent to prison?!

Um... I, er, got better. But just put a shivvie or whatever the blimey things are called to his pattycake... you can tell the guards you thought he'd get better, or something. If you're a serial killer or whatnot, they should probably be expecting some irrationality anyhow. And what's this about a food supply? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100613 - 04:12 (UTC)

Hi, I'm doing fine, thank you. Rudy plays pattycake with me every day, sometimes twice a day, but I'm getting used to him and think I may actually be in love. Such are the twists and turns of life. I kill 13 people because you wanted me to stop being nice, get caught, and may have found true love. Who'd have thunk it? Aleister 00:05 15 6 MMX

Blargle, enough of that. I'll send my cats to break you out, and in the future, please ignore me and my aversion to niceness. Niceness is, after all, rather nice. Okay?

Okay. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100615 - 20:03 (UTC)

Thanks for breaking me out, but I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Rudy and for pattycake. Sigh. As for your pee of Afterlife, very good. You pointed out many things which will help the writer, caught continuity issues, and did so in, dare I say, intelligent language. You critically mentioned his big picture at the bottom, and took points off for it. Check out this page and its bottom pics, left by a user we later found out was an escapee from a Swedish mental hospital! So, on the review, nice work. Youse very good at this stuff. Aleister 1:33 16 6 MMX

p.s. I'm wondering, do you ride Recent Changes (keep looking at the Recent Changes page and see "what's happ'nin'" on the site)? If so, never mind. If not, it's fun!

For goodness sake's, Aleister. I just decided to drop by and what do I see? Having a long and pointless conversation with the ultimate purpose of whoring to some poor noob! Shame on you! (Sorry, didn't mean to whore, but comedic opportunity too great to pass up.) ~ 08:24, Jun 21, 2010

So...

Because i get bored easily and end up on random talk pages sometimes i hear that you need to make it look like someones scribbled all over a page. Ive got an idea thats reasonably alright that might work, print screen the article, scrawl on it in paint/photoshop or whatever then upload it as a pic. Though you'd have an issue with links and stuff...

also, hello --DougalJabber at me. 14:53, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

And take a look at Zana's user page and/or talk page. She's got a scriggly line that she used, a graffitti line, that seems to run over content too. Maybe this format can be adapted to what you are thinking of. And hello DogalthePanda! I'm glad you both survived my murderous rampage through Uncyclopedia, which Lyrithya stopped with a kind word. Aleister 14:57 18 6 MMX

Thanks, ive been lying low for a while due to work duties. Also lyrithya loved your howto article, cause it pretty much describes the way I do things. --DougalJabber at me. 15:01, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you'd have to use an image to get the desired scribbling effect. You could just make like this guy and steal it from Zana if you want. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:52, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

But... an image would be horrid. It would be... it would ruin the entire point of hypertext, whatever that is. Assuming there even is one... but that's not the point. Not that I even remember what I wanted to do with it at all, anymore... I suppose I could just keep these options in reserve on the off chance I do come up with something again. Bleah, thanks, guys, anyhow. *shifty eyes*

Blargle, I should actually come on more often so I don't forget what I'm doing, shouldn't I? >.< (And no, Al, I don't ride the recent changes, mostly because I have a hard enough time just keeping up with myself. Or selves... I think it's just me in here, but who knows.) ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100621 - 04:15 (UTC) 04:15, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

I get that too. I hate it when I'm talking (No, you wouldn't!) and this weird voice (Aaaah, you fool!) keeps popping into my head (You mustn't reveal my existence) and telling me (I will murder you from the inside) this random (You family, Pel! Think of your family!!) crap. I never listen to him though. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:26, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Nobody tell Paizuri that's me messing with his head, OK? --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 04:30, June 21 2010 UTC

A weird voice? Eh, can't say I've ever had that... according to my psychiatrist, I have something called 'personality-induced cognitive dissonance', whatever that is. I dissagree with myself and have these crazy ideas that really aren't so crazy at all, and then Angela wants a hotdog so Larry tells her no, meantime Kim is busy digging up a fern and I think one of the others is actually paying attention to the real world. You know? Except it's all real. I think I'd prefer hearing voices, frankly. Except I do hear voices, but they're not so great, now are they? Wait, no I don't... get me a hotdog. Shut up. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100621 - 04:38 (UTC) 04:38, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Oh. Makes perfect sense. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Hey!

I resemble that remark. ...anyway you CAN make a scribbly line using a .gif with a transparent background for that effect -- make it an animated .gif and the scribbles could be in real time. Time, time, time, see what's become of me...  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 01:50 (UTC)

I'm sorry

Frankly, my review sucked and I wouldn't feel right without apologizing. Basically, I booked it without thinking, and when I started writing the review, realised that I have nothing constructive to say. I thought it would be better if I finished the review anyway instead of canceling my booking. So yeah... my apologies. ~ 08:13, Jun 21, 2010

Meh, it did have some pretty useful stuff to it in general... I wasn't kidding in what I said. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100621 - 15:44 (UTC)

Hi!!!!!!!!!

Where are you?????? —Pelozurian (talk) 05:16, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Er... I'm a vampire. I can only come on every five days. *shifty eyes* Bleah, I've been so busy of late, all my projects have had to have been put on hold... my precious, my games, this, my other stuff that I completely forgot about... it's awful. Perhaps you can save me. Can you save me? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100627 - 16:30 (UTC)

We love vampires. I've been camped at your door here for the past week waiting for your return. Now you must invite me in, or I cannot enter. Ya ha ha. :vv: Aleister 16:45 27 6 MMX

Um... consider yourself invited. Though if your inability to enter stems from being a vampire, how could you have camped outside? It's been pretty sunny, judging by the growth of these plants... and help yourself to some cake, by the way, if you like that sort of thing...

And I hear your tantra got featured. Nice. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100627 - 16:52 (UTC)

I can totally save you. Just send the work to me, I'll send it to an anonymous rich family member in Mexico, they'll send it to a servant to complete, then they'll send it back to me and I'll send it back to you wherever you are. Just gimme about 10 years to finish it. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Whoops. I've drained Paizuri of all his blood, and am now deciding if I should awaken him as one of us. I probably will, in time, as he will probably bring much red meat from his hometown, some of the choicest red meat around, aye. The sun hasn't bothered me. Vamp industry is pretty advanced these days, so the sunglasses and sunblock adapted to our needs is quite adequate. Thanks for the cake, by the way, the blood red icing is particularly delicious. Tantra has gone by the wayside, but is one I like, thank you. Funnybony and I worked on a skeleton (ummmmm, skeletons) left by a serious guy who thought he was on wikipedia. So I chased him off and polished the page for a couple of moons. What's the present state of your articles? Whoops, Paizuri is stirring a little, so there's more blood in there. Gotta go. Al 18:31 27 6 MMX

Poor Paizuri. He had such a life ahead of him... well, whatever you decide should work out... and, oh, right. This is the modern era... silly me, spending so much time in this basement I don't even notice folks have developed technology. My articles? I finally half-sort-of finished manhole, but that's pretty much it. You could tell me if it's even funny... I ran out of stuff to say and thus had the madman trash it. *shifty eyes* And lemme know what you ended up doing with little pai-zan. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100628 - 04:56 (UTC)

He raped me while I was passed out. Well, kinda raped me? Does it count if I enjoyed it? —Pelozurian (talk) 18:26, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

No. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100628 - 22:16 (UTC)

Since I don't kiss and tell, I can't comment or defend mysefl against Paizuri's baseless accusation. I like Manhole. But enough about that. And I liked your article "Manhole" as well, it has many good points, and the small print is an interesting twist. You and the madman should get joint credit for a job well done. I'll read it more in-depth soon. As for pai, I had to drain him and then bring him back as a vampire without him knowing it. He'll find out by and by, as it sets in, and he will learn the ways from people like you and me. Teach him well, and he will bring much bounty from his glorius hometown. Do you feed once or twice a month? I like the full moon feasts, they are a little easier to see. Al 22:28 28 6 MMX

Er, feed? Why would I want to do that? I'd have to get up to do that. I don't want to get up... and anyhow, since I never do anything, I don't need to feed, anyhow. You know? o_O ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100629 - 04:56 (UTC)

I think you're forgetting who adopted whom, Ally. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:08, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Ah, you are correct, Sir. I'm just playing, and do not wish to diminish Paizuri or his blood in your shifty eyes. Lyrithya. He is your adopter, and you should listen to him. Or drink his blood if he so desires (we've all been there). May I say that you could not have done better in your choice of adopter, he has the patience of a Saint and the heart of a demon, I mean Saint. Aye. Seriously, his knowledge, and his patience with people like me, is indicative of his coolness. Aleister 2:21 29 6 MMX

It's true, I really am quite patient. But hurry up and reply, would ya? —Pelozurian (talk) 02:23, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Huh? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100629 - 04:42 (UTC)

That's better. Did Ally kinda baffle you there? He has that effect on people. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:51, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Actually, I was just trying to be annoying. I guess I'm really not very good at it, though. So what's the deal with this adoption thing, anyhow? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100629 - 04:56 (UTC)

It means I take care of you while you figure out your way around the wiki. But since you're doing so well, I'm gonna see if you can win an award; namely Noob of the Month in July. So start practicing to compete against other noobs in the noob cagefighting arena! No holds barred, winner becomes a CUN, thus outranking me! —Pelozurian (talk) 05:02, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

That sounds like it would take effort. What if I can't be bothered? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100629 - 05:21 (UTC)

We'll force you You don't have to, but it looks really good if you do. Much like going to school or wearing a condom. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:11, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Meh, too much effort. I mean, this whole thing is too much effort... I'll come back in a few months or something, I guess. Will you still be here? You had better be... ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100705 - 21:29 (UTC)

Wait! Just stay here and do stuff until the end of July so you can win Noob of the Month, then you can leave for as long as you want. Deal? —Pelozurian (talk) 05:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

*grumbles* Alright, alright, I'll do it... though will it even work? Do I even want it to work? Erm... anyhow, what stuff should I even do? *puts on a tinfoil hat*

(Oh dear... so far I seem to be winning. O___o) ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100707 - 17:38 (UTC)

Hi Lyrith-ya! Paizuri may be leading you down the wrong path here. Noob of the month isn't a fought-out competition. It's just people saying this noob is cool, or that noob writes good stuff. Just do what you do, write what you want to write, or don't do anything. Some people will vote for you, some for others. Only assholes win that "honor" anyway. So howyadoin'? Days of our lives? Aleister 17:43 7 7

Does that mean I can't use it as an excuse to beat people up with a wooden spoon? Damn... I'll have to come up with another excuse. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100707 - 17:52 (UTC)

If that's what makes you happy, my precious noob! /gives Lyrithya a wooden spoon Now, see that guy over there? Yeah, the ugly one. I want you to whack him as hard as you can with your wooden spoon, alright? —Pelozurian (talk) 01:13, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Paizuri is just mad because I said his performance sucked last night.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 01:33, July 08 2010 UTC

You have some serious talkpage-stalking issues, don't you? —Pelozurian (talk) 01:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

No, I just saw you on recent changes and I thought this would be interesting. I have some serious Paizuri-stalking issues.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 02:14, July 08 2010 UTC

Ooo, stalkings, is it? Tell me, are you both sufficiently stocked up on doughnuts? What's this, you're not?! Oh dear, oh dear... this won't do at all. Looks like some folks need spankings... *gets out a much larger wooden spoon* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100707 - 23:48 (UTC)

(Remember, you're spanking the ugly one, not me) —Pelozurian (talk) 09:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

*spanks everyone* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100711 - 06:23 (UTC)

Cookie! (Or iGalleta! for those who speak Mexican)

Paizuri has awarded you a cookie! For helping another adorable noob on my talkpage while my interwebs were broken

—Pelozurian (talk) 09:22, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

What if I speak spainish? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100711 - 06:24 (UTC)

Entonces vete a la chingada. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:57, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

And why would I want to do that? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100712 - 17:08 (UTC)

Because fucking yourself is fun. I would know, of course. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 22:42, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

But why fuck yourself? Aren't there better people to fuck? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 03:48 (UTC)

No. I'm the only person that deserves to be violated by me. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 03:52, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Oh, they should deserve it? Interesting... ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 04:11 (UTC)

If you win NOTM you'll reign among the fuckables. :) —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:29, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Is that why you want me to win so much? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 04:44 (UTC)

Special Delivery: Meds for Paizuri. From someone named Al. Please sign here :Thanks, Al. Here, take a tip. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:05, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Pfffft. Noooooo! I just...want one of my sons to finally win something... —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:49, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Oh. Well. Okay, then. Though if that's so, you may well guilt-trip me into changing my vote. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100713 - 05:10 (UTC)

You see, when I was a kid...my father never encouraged me to win anything, he just sat around and drank. My momma was dead, and my older brother was working as a part-time male escort. But then one day, I got a D+ on a math test (still the best grade I've gottan to this day) and he was....proud of me...*sniff*...so that's why...that's why I want you to win this! So you can have the childhood I never had...fuck...where are my meds. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 16:52, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Aww, you poor thing... Would a grilled eggplant make it all better?

Seriously, though, perhaps you should adopt some less pathetic noobs. *proffers bottle of meds* They rolled under the sofa again. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 01:07 (UTC)

Would you feel less pathetic if you won Noob of the Month? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:05, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Er... I dunno. Should I? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 05:30 (UTC)

Yes. PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:38, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

But... that... er... O_o um... maybe. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 05:40 (UTC)

A good son would agree with his father. No matter what. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:45, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Whoever said I'm a good son, huh? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 05:48 (UTC)

Oh no, it's happening...the rebellious teenage phase... —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:50, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, it's like, totally happening now, man. Like, unreal. Totally now. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 05:59 (UTC)

How did I know of what I did know?

What did I know of you of which I couldn't/shouldn't/wasn't supposed to know (of you)? My mind reading skills have unfortunately disappeared due to them not existing.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 15:08, July 13, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know; my mind reading skills not only don't exist, they so utterly don't exist that I can't even read my own mind. So perhaps I'll just plead schizophrenia and run screaming into the night, now. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 01:02 (UTC)

HOW DOES U??

How does u make a box...i know its a stupid and poorly written question but im a noob. TELL MEH! When i say box i mean like the one on your userpage holding all the smaller boxes...oow theres so cute!...uhmm oh sorry, damn A.D.D...wait do i have A.D.D, i really should go check that out...where can i check that out, is there a special doctor for that? I wounder if they have a doctor for autism...or AIDS, wait no...what are you looking at?--Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 04:51, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Interesting... you are reminding me of me at times, although with less insistence on grammar and perhaps even more scatterbrainedness. Are you, perhaps, my long-lost little brother? And besides, I'm a noob, too. *strikes a dramatic pose, loses balance, and falls over*

Er, sorry. Not the point, that. You mean the floaty box? Those things are css. Use an html <div> tag with a style="..." in it for that sort of thing. It's the style that makes it a box, and it can do all sorts of other things as well, although nonsense like skewing and rotating is only sporadically supported by web browsers (dunno if it would even work on a wiki, but that's what the preview button is for). You can view the source (click edit) on a page that has it for examples, and w3schools.com has some nice css tutorials in general.

As for ADD, is it really a problem? Myself, I rather like the squirrels. It would be boring without them... except on second thought, maybe that's not ADD... and I am of the right age to be developing schizophrenia, and it does run in my family... oh, crap.

Oh, don't mind me; I was just contemplating this squirrel, isn't it a nice squirrel? Say hi to the squirrel for me, love, for it could be your doctor, your medication, your lover, and moooore... oh, yes. Much, much more. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 05:29 (UTC)

Lover?0.0...um *slowly backs away* it's funny cause i was just about to say "I gotz it!" but then...*splat*...wth...oh my gosh...um dude...i kind of just steeped on your squirl...eek im sorry

Ya umm... well ill just ya know...um *runs like hell*

Well... huh. *pokes it*

So it was real? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 05:47 (UTC)

Or you can just copy/paste it onto your userpage and replace Lyrithya's userboxen with yours. And speaking of Lyrithya, we need to get you a nickname. Help me think of one. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:35, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

But that would be cheating and endow no actual understanding of the technical matters. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 05:38 (UTC)

Okay, whatever you say, Lyry. Lyrs. Lyrith. Guh. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:42, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Ya paizuri that's what i did. But i still have problems with it but its fine for now. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 05:47, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, you seem to have gotten it about as good as it'll go. The problem is, so many of them little boxes have these terrible floats and margins and paddings and whatnot that they simply do not get along with the stuff around them. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 05:51 (UTC)

Oh trust me that squirrel was real and alive...i mean, uh ya it was alive. And yes the boxes are retarded and lets leave it at that. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 15:05, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

...was it, now? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 06:16 (UTC)

(We can fix them boxes good if we want to. )

You can un-retard the retarded boxes? HOW!

The first step involves signing your edits. After that it's easy-peasey-Japanesey!!!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 06:01 (UTC)

Aye... because if you don't, you won't get far enough while still alive to do so... ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 06:07 (UTC)

Again, happytimes if you haven't heard, im on this no signing around Lyrithya for some not so obvious reasons. But seriously how do you fix dah boxes?– Preceding unsigned comment added by happymonkey39 (talk • contribs)

Doesn't change the facts... now who could I bribe to ban you? Questions, questions... ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 15:33 (UTC)

Oh lawdy

You're actually writing a good page on an anime! AAAAAAA! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 17:47, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

And? Wait, what? Should I not? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 18:40 (UTC)

It's just that a vast majority of our anime pages suck badly. License Note and Bleach being some of the only exceptions. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:14, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

Hmm... think threating to kill people might resolve the situation? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 06:08 (UTC)

Nope, but threatening to "tentacle" people might.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 06:13 (UTC)

But I don't have any tentacles... well, not any big enough, anyhow. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 06:18 (UTC)

Hey Lithe

I'm making this required reading for my noobs now. Don't get a big head or nothin' or I'll pepper your talk page with bad grammar.
That is all.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 02:02 (UTC)

*falls over, laughing* Oh, gods... your poor noobs. This could get... interesting, if you're actually serious. O_o ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 02:26 (UTC)

Dis 'ere squiril is ded, and none o' your dillywankeling is goin' ta change dat.

Serious as a flat squirrel!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 02:33 (UTC)

Dead flat squirrel...and didn't Lyrithya write that? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 04:31, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Most interesting. Squirrels with adjectives... could well take them to be squirrels with captions. Excuse me, sir, would you care to caption your squirrels? Why, no, sorry, but are you quite all right? No, no, I'm peachy. Just a little off my rocker is all. Why yes, sir, I rather reckon you are now kindly get off my lawn. Your lawn? Your lawn?! I'll have you know, good sir, that this is in fact my lawn and none of your dillywankling is going to change that. Oh, pshaw. You wouldn't know your own lawn from a rat's back, I reckon, why... *wanders off* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 05:08 (UTC)

And guess who killed it...still not signing. – Preceding unsigned comment added by happymonkey39 (talk • contribs)

I've considered the angles and decided that I can't be bothered to care. So tell me, have you ever played Portal? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 15:36 (UTC)

No i haven't, i heard it's good. – Preceding unsigned comment added by happymonkey39 (talk • contribs)

It has nice signs. I was hoping you could harvest some for me, but I guess not. Shame. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100715 - 23:01 (UTC)

Your talkpage is not long enough

It needs more spam. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:29, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

*beats Paizuri over the head with a giant wooden spoon* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 05:43 (UTC)

Your talkpage is not long enough

It needs more spam. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:29, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

*beats Paizuri over the head with a giant wooden spoon* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 05:43 (UTC)

Your talkpage is not long enough

It needs more spam. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:29, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

*beats Paizuri over the head with a giant wooden spoon* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 05:43 (UTC)

Your talkpage is not long enough

It needs more spam. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:29, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

*beats Paizuri over the head with a giant wooden spoon* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 05:43 (UTC)

Your talkpage is not long enough

It needs more spam. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:29, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

*beats Paizuri over the head with a giant wooden spoon* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 05:43 (UTC)

Your talkpage is not long enough

It needs more spam. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:29, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

*beats Paizuri over the head with a giant wooden spoon* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 05:43 (UTC)

Your talkpage is not long enough

It needs more spam. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:29, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

*beats Paizuri over the head with a giant wooden spoon* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 05:43 (UTC)

Your talkpage is not long enough

It needs more spam. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:29, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

*beats Paizuri over the head with a giant wooden spoon* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 05:43 (UTC)

Your talkpage is not long enough

It needs more spam. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:29, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

*beats Paizuri over the head with a giant wooden spoon* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 05:43 (UTC)

Much better! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 05:49, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

...if you say so. o_O

Are you bored or something? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 05:51 (UTC)

Somewhat. I just wanted to talk to you about something important, and spamming your talkpage was a good ice-breaker. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:01, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

What could possibly be so important that you would want to resort to this? Or could anything have caused you to resort to this? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 06:04 (UTC)

Well...you're getting older, doing pretty good in NOTM and all, and I'm going to gradutate you at the end of the month. But first, we need to discuss...the birds and the bees... —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:10, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

Er... how nice. Though how is an accumulated one for vote 'doing well', exactly? *gasp* The birds? The bees?! OH NOES! ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 06:18 (UTC)

We need to talk about sex and its heavy influence on Uncyclopedia noms. You see, it all started back in 2005, when Chronarion decided to....

[Two hours later]

And THAT'S why you always wear a condom when having sexual intercourse with your computer monitor. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:25, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

Huh? Oh, sorry. I wasn't actually paying attention... although judging by that last line, I didn't miss much. *yawns* I got distracted by VFH again. And what are noms? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 06:51 (UTC)

Short for nomination, ie. "I nom'd Lyrithya for Noob of the Month but all he did was vote against himself." —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:55, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

Oh.

I'm sorry! Maybe I'll go change my vote for no reason at all, now. o_O; ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 06:58 (UTC)

<3 —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:41, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

I still don't understand how I got disqualified yet, you who has been on this site for a much longer time hasn't...???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????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There Pazuiri would be proud...well sorta, all sort have made it wider not longer. eh whatever. Poor Pazuiri, man his head must hurt with all those smacks to the head. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 03:07, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm... and the CSS word-wrap thing didn't quite work entirely as I expected, either... this bears further investigation. Surely there must be some hypertext function to cleanly eliminate width troubles... hells, I've seen it before. Now if I could just remember where...

Anyhoo, apparently since I wasn't actually on the site, it doesn't count. Or something? Most of the stuff I did back then was as an IP. Frankly, I don't understand it either. But the delivery of hookers was a rather nice gesture that was of course utterly unrelated to me swinging my vote... ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 03:37 (UTC)

Upon further investigation, it appears that the word wrap does do what I thought normally and was merely not appreciating the indentation. Most intriguing... ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 03:39 (UTC)

I CAUGHT U!

HAHAH U DIDNT SIGN UR POST! I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WINI WIN I WIN U DIDNT SIGN ON ALEISTERS TALK PAGE

HAHAHAHAH! ok im good now --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 03:16, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

Cheers. *offers a plate of shortbread* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 03:26 (UTC)

screw shortbread give me cookies *eats shortbread anyways* --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 04:25, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

Shortbread is a kind of cookie, actually. Commonly favoured by dark lords for its ease of poisoning, or at least that's been my experience.

And suddenly I have another article I need to write... *runs off* ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 04:31 (UTC)

Oh ya, god im so stupid i used to love that kind! My mom used to always make them, but them aleister started stealing them all and now she doesn't. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 04:43, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps you need a decoy oven or something. Bake the poisoned ones in that and the normal ones in a safer, hidden one... oh, damn... all I kept of the war was 6000 pages of formatted text, but I suppose it should be enough to write an article off... I wonder how much shortbread it includes. ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100719 - 05:22 (UTC)

The template that I'll never change

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I, like, appreciate your support, or something.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:51, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

---

Somebody wanted a cake for their pee review?

Thanks for the review!! Now get back to work. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 16:40, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

*drools*

Work? Erm... I was playing Guild Wars again after yet another failed attempt to finish fern... this time I accidentally closed the tab halfway through. (last time the power went out... time before, my window manager gave me a popup window asking me if I wanted to restart now? and the default was set to 'yes' while I was typing...)

Except my GW team just kicked me because I wasn't paying attention... Fine, I guess I'll do something mildly more productive. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100720 - 17:09 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for voting on my article, Dear Mr. Hornet, on VFH. You are my favorite n00b, though that isn't saying much, since most n00bs I know blank pages and replace them with goatse.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 18:34, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

Ooo, it made it... and it said it was featured tomorrow... ah, tenses. Gotta love them. Anyhow, it's a good letter. And, um... thanks. O_o Do I even want to know what goatse is? ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100720 - 18:38 (UTC)

If aliens come to Earth to judge whether we are worthy to be enlightened, we should hide Goatse from their sight, lest they destroy us for being overly primitive and disgusting.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag

O_o Oh dear. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100720 - 18:59 (UTC)

Cookie

NeuroticNinjaPirate666 has awarded you a cookie! For your constructive criticism.

COOKIE! *snarf glomphsnarfsnarfGLORF* ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100721 - 19:33 (UTC)

NO MINE!*Preforms surgery to remove the cookie*...hehe it's like im playing operation! Exept, you dont have a red nose...or a buzzer...*munches the munched cookie*...wait, are you supposed to put the anesthesia before the operation?...well no one told me! --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 19:02, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

We want you!

Hello Lyrithya, it has come to my attention that your reviews of late have been of a high standard and as such would like to invite you to join The Pee Committee. Membership will grant you several benefits, a groovy template to put... wherever you like and it will also make you eligible for the Reviewer of the Month award, which is a real award with votes and everything.

If this seems like your idea of a good time then simply add your signature to the Fresh Stains section of the committee page.

I hope to see you around Pee Review in future. --ChiefjusticePS2 05:12, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

NEVER! *flees*

Well, I mean, I'll probably keep reviewing, but NEVER! to making anything official. *shifty eyes* ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100723 - 23:47 (UTC)

Taco Review

[[File:{{{image}}}|link={{{link}}}]] Lyrithya

Thank you for your helpful review of Taco! We'll get to working on the article very soon! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 18:04 EST 23 July, 2010

I already gave him a cake for his great review, so I'll just take that rusty bucket off your hands Skins.... —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 22:40, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Very soon? What exactly does that mean? Really. That's marketing talk for 'never'. Tell me you're not in marketing... You're not, right? Right? Oh gods... you are, aren't you! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs around panicking and flailing wildly* ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100723 - 23:50 (UTC)

Where is this review? Los links!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 03:20 (UTC)

What review? ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 04:38 (UTC)

The 'helpful review of Taco!' of course! (Link people! link!) ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 04:47 (UTC)

What do you want a link for? They're just being nice; it wasn't actually that helpful. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 04:51 (UTC)

And I'm just supposed to BELIEVE you? (I'm really just irritated that people don't link stuff. There ought to be a law.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 04:57 (UTC)

Of course you are! What, are you questioning my virtue?! How dare you! (But that would take effort...) ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 05:00 (UTC)

Ooooh! I'm good at dares! Especially ones that involve virtue! Ever play Truth or Dare Naked Twister^TM?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 05:07 (UTC)

Really haven't. Don't think I care to, either. I take it you have? Though what does that have to do with virtue, anyway? ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 05:12 (UTC)

Everyone always says that. Verbatim.

However, I've never played myself: largely due to the fear of losing my virtue when somebody slips on a left-hand-green/right-leg-red combination. I've seen it happen in competition. *yikes!*  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 05:17 (UTC)

Everyone? Verbatim? Intriguing...

Well, anyhow, you've given me an idea. How do you feel about hosting some of this as trials and plotting the statistical probabilities of various virtuless incidences? We don't even need to think of them ahead of time... and anyway, I'm sure we could find some more than willing participants around here somewhere. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 05:47 (UTC)

Hosting a ToDNT party in the name of scientific research huh? Tracking incidents and video taping it all in the name of statistical analysis... I'm in-- and I'm sure there are many other willing participants; offer them booze and the number will double.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 06:12 (UTC)

Did somebody say booze? I'm a little underage, but that didn't stop the Europeans! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:18, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

Eh, as long as you're old enough that you resemble a sexually mature specimen, should be fine. I mean... crap, saying it like that won't scare people away, will it? ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 16:01 (UTC)

Don't worry, we drug the non-alcoholic drinks too. (...just have to be sure not to overdo that again though, it's a real pain in the ass to drag the corpses all over a beach resort with Jonathan Silverman and Andrew McCarthy all weekend and then do it again the following weekend! --- eventually you have to get rid of the bodies.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 18:08 (UTC)

Will we need to drug them? Well, alright, I'll add it to the list. Oh, and don't worry about the bodies. I already have quite the process established from my last few experiments. No need to worry about pretending on liveliness with this. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 18:22 (UTC)

About the cabal...

Let's not talk about it, so since i'm not confused enough today i came here to give you back the wooden spoon.  ~ Hard to port!!! <font-size:9px;" color=red> Kamariel 00:11, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm glad you got the wooden spoon back. When held by the handle it can be used to stake vampires, its true and honorable purpose. Aleister 00:14 26 7

The spoon? What does it have to do with the cabal? Is the cabal a group of vampires? Is it?! Will I have to use the spoon on them? Oh, gods... ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100726 - 14:15 (UTC)

I suppose that they could be vampires.. I heard that you graduated from some class?  ~ Hard to port!!! <font-size:9px;" color=red> Kamariel 18:50, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

If they are vampires, though, that... well... um. And apparently I graduated from being a noob? Or is this something else? I'm not really getting the memos either, frankly... ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100726 - 23:21 (UTC)

How do i enter a class like that? Do i even want to enter a class like that ? ~ Hard to port!!! <font-size:9px;" color=red> Kamariel 17:04, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

I really would not know. Frankly, I suspect that this is the sort of thing only you can answer; thus you must look deep inside yourself and seek your inner spatula... or frat boy, one or the other. Either way, it should be able to inform you. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100727 - 23:53 (UTC)

Since I'm not going to be around much in the near future I might as well do this now

This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Paizuri.

Go ahead and replace the {{Adoptee}} template on your userpage with this thing I've left you here. I could easily have done this myself, but consider this a final lesson in responsibility...or lazyness. Blargle. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:04, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

*sniff sniff*...congratulations buddy! I'm so proud of you! As a graduation present i baked you a BATCH OF COOKIES!...but i sort of ate them. Anyways, i used the decoy oven, just i put ruffies in em instead of poison. I bet Aleister is humping a cow right now! O well it will be funny when he has mad cow disease and doesn't know how!

But on a serious note, your leaving Paizuri?...so soon...but i just got here...oh that's why, i scared you away didn't I? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 19:06, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

But I'm fed up with userbox templates... I even made a userbox template explaining the fact. So how'm I logically supposed to put one on? Really...

Also, I probably won't be around much for a bit, either. Kind of like the first month I was on here, I'm going to boot windows again soon. I've only been on so much this month because I've had linux booted/been installing it, which a, doesn't have very many games, b, the games on it actually work in windowed mode, c, the web browsers mostly work once I install them, d, doesn't restart and/or crash randomly once I install the right window manager...

But anyways, I miss gaming. So I'll be back later. Or something. Hell if I know. On the other hand, judging by what happened last time I booted windows, I may not go away at all.

And monkey mon, you're nuts. Sometimes it's in a good way, sometimes not, but this time methinks I approve. *claps* ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100726 - 23:19 (UTC)

Approve of what? and i though pazuri was leaving not you... --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 01:38, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

Some of your madness. *shifty eyes* Anyhow, I decided he was onto something. That, and the overwhelming urge to stalk the night and suck the blood of the living is coming back... ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100727 - 01:53 (UTC)

Vacation

You're taking a vacation. Can I go with you? Should I bring peanut butter? Aleister 1:33 27 7

Screw you, you commented the same time i did! And hows that mad cow disease going? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 01:38, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

Screw you! You commented while I was! *shakes fist at the monkey*

And naw, I'm being a vampire where I'm going, so unless you want the peanut butter... I was going to go overthrow a universe, see. Well, eventually. But of course you can come... I still need a partner to overthrow the universe. These things get lonely by one's self. Especially for after. Once the universe is overthrown, what then? It's horrible when nobody else is left from the original. Nobody believes you, you know? ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100727 - 01:43 (UTC)

Vampires overthrowing the universe usually have fun doing it. And an overthrown universe has to land somewhere, so looking through the debris, with sticks and shovels, can give you some idea of what to do with the next one. Aleister 1:49 27 7

I guess... but it sure does get tiresome. And to have wandered off from the middle of it not once but twice? What is wrong with me?! The first at least landed in the second, but... ugh. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100727 - 01:58 (UTC)

Thank you!

User:Mrthejazz/templatedrunkennarrator

Anal sex

Since the failed VFH nomination of anal sex in mid-July, I've taken to fixing up the page. ChiefjusticeDS got around to reviewing it, scoring it 42/50 and making a number of recommendations. I've taken his suggestions to heart and improved the page in the areas he pointed out. The fact that it scored so well on Pee Review, combined with my personal opinion that it's a pretty good article, is causing me to ask: What made you vote against it? If there were any changes that could be made that would turn it into an article you could support, what would they be? --Andorin Kato 18:57, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Honestly, looking at it now, I'm not rightly sure. I suppose... eh, I'll read through it again.

Hmm... while the joke gets a bit old fairly quickly, at least it sticks with it... but the how is still a little disjointed. While not entirely contradicting itself... well, I dunno. And I'm finding the main laughs I'm getting are all from the introduction. The rest just isn't so funny for some reason.

Looking back further, a major issue with it at the time was also just the disjointedness of the piece as a whole; it does appear to have since been cleaned up a great deal.

Eh, like I said, I dunno. Maybe this'll help. Best of luck to you with it, anyhow. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100802 - 13:55 (UTC)

Contest today

Happymonkey called for a writing contest which will start at 2:00 UTC (10 p.m. eastern time in the United States and other weird countries). Contestents will give each other an exact name of an article at app. 9:59 eastern time, and then we will write until 11:15 (3:15 UTC). We need at least one judge who will look at all the articles, say nay, or yay, or something, and tell us whatever they want to. Please sign up on Happymonkeys talk page, as participant or judge(s), and then we can pair people up around 9:30 eastern and let them know who they will give their page title to. (Inspired by DrSkullthumper's contest of a month or so ago). Aleister 16:05 2 8

Oops. I missed it. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100803 - 03:06 (UTC)

Nah. You wanna play? Deadline's in 23 hours.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 03:19 (UTC)

I'm too lazy to ask what I would need to do to do that. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100803 - 03:55 (UTC)

Pshaw! You need to write an article on a random idea given to you... are you up for it?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 04:02 (UTC)

Will anything happen if I say I am and then don't get around to it? ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100803 - 04:28 (UTC)

Yes, i will kill you. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 04:29, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

NO. (Except maybe some teasing.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 04:58 (UTC)

Since I can tell you really want to do this your article is: pursuit of happiness.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 05:07 (UTC)

NEVAH! *flails and kills a yak*

I hope many people here know and appreciate how fucking funny and creative you are. Damn. Your page, for the time you worked on it, is fantas-tic. Are you going to write for the 24 hours like the rest of us did, or did they cut you off at the ankles? Aleiser 2:41 4 8

Well, thanks. O_o Poor yak, though, did it really deserve to be killed like that? Throwing is one thing, but... well... hmm.

Happytimes said I should go for 24 hours from the time the article name was posted, so I figure I'll do that. Gives me another... erm... hour... and anyhow, if HELPME disagrees or Happytimes changes his mind or Happymonkey overrules him, there's always the revision history, you know? Those have timestamps. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100804 - 02:59 (UTC)

...hehe, i got the power! --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 14:58, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Maybe. You are, technically, a contestant, though. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100804 - 15:38 (UTC)

This talk page

Does not feature me enough. Fortunately, merely by making that observation, I am also correcting that oversight. So all is now right with the world. Carry on! --UU - natter 15:42, Aug 4

Great. ~ Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100804 - 17:30 (UTC)

to: UU<God in his heaven...> ~ Hard to port!!! <font-size:9px;" color=red> Kamariel 00:41, 5 August 2010 (UTC)

Sup Ly, i'm cookies!!! ~ Hard to port!!! <font-size:9px;" color=red> Kamariel 00:41, 5 August 2010 (UTC)

You're... cookies? ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100809 - 04:51 (UTC)

IT'S A REVIEW! QUICK, TAKE A PICTURE BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS!

Huzzah, thanks for all that.

• Isaac Newton's photo caption was a reference to the Apple Newton, but no matter. I can try and find a better one.
• Vested interest/bias about Einstein's hair was a pun on the erroneous "disinteresting" where "uninteresting" should probably have been, since disinterest = neutrality whereas uninteresting = boring. Again, pretty forced and esoteric, so another thing to replace.
• I meant peruse because the LHC is already built and scientists would be able to peruse it for an experiment. Huh, now that I think about it, I could save three bytes and just use "use".
• My language is highly redundant and, unless extreme care gets exercised (you see?), rather loose. I'll have to read the prose over again. BUT I STAND BY THE OXFORD COMMA!
• Ooh, major inconsistencies you spotted there with sci method and Einstein. I'll go and fix it up.

Overall, very helpful review, and I'll see if I can't incorporate everything from the review. EXCEPT THE OXFORD COMMA! I STAND BY THAT EXTRA COMMA!

Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[20:01 10 Aug 2010]

Oh, and about "See how wrong you are"—I was more thinking of how theory sometimes fails to even slightly correlate to experiment, but your suggestion is quite good as well. Of course, I already thought of some part of it (see second bit of that part of the process). Sir MacMania GUN—[22:14 10 Aug 2010]

And I'd assume there would still be lunatics around as amateurs, even after they lose their jobs... Sir MacMania GUN—[00:32 11 Aug 2010]

Right, what do you think of it now? OK, so there's still a bit too many commas, but I got them reduced by 20%! And I also did other stuff you wanted ... I think. Sir MacMania GUN—[03:31 11 Aug 2010]

Oh, good... someone finally calls my bluff that I have any idea what I'm talking about... perhaps in the future I'll look these things up before complaining.

...naw.

So, oxford comma, eh? Didn't know these things got names. Weird. o_O But okay. I'll add that to the list of things to use in my bluff.

Anyhow, just because I didn't get a reference doesn't mean others won't, so who knows. I'm pretty damn clueless, really.

Why would you incorporate everything from a... nevermind. I'll go look what you've done with the thing shortly, I guess. *emits aura of laziness*

And right, amateurs... well, anyhoo. ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100812 - 00:16 (UTC)

Whoops, I meant incorporating all the suggestions from the review. Looked over it yet? Sir MacMania GUN—[15:53 13 Aug 2010]

Er, no... not yet. It's a priority on my to-do list, though, right around... a bunch of other stuff I still haven't gotten around to... ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100814 - 00:58 (UTC)

Oh no, take your time by all means. It should surely be the lowest priority item on your to-perhaps-attempt list ... Apologies for nagging. Sir MacMania GUN—[01:14 14 Aug 2010]

No, no, please. By all means, nag, lest I forget entirely; my memory is not what it used to be. And besides, if you don't, how else will I be able to properly resist and perhaps make bad excuses when you do? ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100814 - 03:57 (UTC)

Herllo frfom thhe occeaan deeeeppp

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I'm writing from the bottom of my pool...you have Parkinson's disease or something?--Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 01:49, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

I'm writing from the bottom of a local lake. I actually drowned a long time ago, but my hands keep typing. Sir MacMania GUN—[03:32 11 Aug 2010]

Honestly, Al, I was so out of it when I wrote that review that I'm afraid to go look at what it says now, so I'll just take your word for it, be glad, and look horribly confused. Although the confusion may have more to do with all three of you being underwater... did I miss something? O___o ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100812 - 00:19 (UTC)

In other words she just finished smoking a joint and she can't even remember doing the damn thing --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 00:23, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

That's perhaps both more and less true than you realise. ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100812 - 00:34 (UTC)

You were high when you wrote that too weren't you? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 02:12, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

I will put your review up for feature. And pass me some of what you've been smoking, don't Bogart that joint my friend. And don't get me wrong, I used your pee review to greatly improve the page--added one new parable and at least one more to come, crucifixtion caption changed, got rid of a section, etc etc. Thanks again! Aleister 2:17 12 8

Well... huh. Glad to have helped, but... aw, hells, I don't even remember the article on which the review was written. O_o *scuttles over to check it out* ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100812 - 04:37 (UTC)

On second thought, if I do that, MacMania might wonder why I still haven't looked at the improvements he made on his... I'll guess I'll look at both shortly. ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100812 - 04:40 (UTC)

Lyrithya...those ain't no drugs...that's laundry detergent...in that case, Al have as much as u want! --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 14:33, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!!!

For the review :) sorry its taken me so long to get round to saying so, but ive not been on the site for about 3 or 4 weeks... I'll get onto the changes you recomended as soon as I get a sensible amount of free time... --DougalJabber at me. 19:27, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

Also i'm glad you liked the alcohol bit, thats also scientifically accurate, its amazing how well lectures translate into uncyclopedia articles... --DougalJabber at me. 19:30, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm... well, firstly, I don't even remember what review you're talking about. *wanders off to archives to look* Oooh, the one with the hot... I mean... well, anyway, right. Glad if it helps, though I can understand if you decide to completely ignore me. I usually completely ignore me, myself, after all...

That's just... odd. O_o But aye, sometimes they do work strangely well for this. ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100816 - 05:41 (UTC)

What article are you guys-- oh da hot....

I think that caption may be mistitled, (Mostly because mistitled just became a dirty word, as did became.) and should be punished accordingly; send them to my room.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Aug 2010 ~ 05:59 (UTC)

Why, what will your mum do? ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100816 - 22:04 (UTC)

Probably make me tea and chicken soup when she hears I'm sick & have to stay in my room "alone" all day.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 06:26 (UTC)

Oh... oh dear. ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100818 - 12:33 (UTC)

When are you going to do that thing that I want you to do?

Ya know, with the rope & stuff?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Aug 2010 ~ 05:59 (UTC)

And the thing i want you to do with the vagina, camera and bunny costume... wait... did i type that out loud? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 14:44, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, guys; the answer is still no. I am not telling you where my sister lives. ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100816 - 22:05 (UTC)

Oh...ok that takes out the bucket. But can you still do the bit with the carrot and pencil sharpener? (or the part where you archive your talk page). --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 03:43, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, well... you know how it... wait, what? Archive it? You've got to be joking; the scrollbar is still over a cm long on my default configuration! ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100817 - 03:47 (UTC)

... Did you say CM...Are you Canadian! You must be!... wait what do you mean configuration... anyways. Fine, be that way. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 04:00, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

I must be? What else would I use? Really. And by configuration, I mean configuration. Don't you ever configure things? ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100818 - 12:35 (UTC)

Serously where are you from... I need to know if you come through the door with a bathing suit or a revealing jacket. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 16:02, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, don't get your dander in an uproar. Ain't going to happen. Because I'm a space alien ^vampire. Did I mention I'm a space alien ^vampire? I thought I did... anyhow, kind of need my environment suit ^{er... anti-sunlight suit? Crap, what do vampires supposedly wear during the day?}. ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100818 - 23:59 (UTC)

WILL YOU ARCHIVE IT NOW

SPAM ...[repeated 6726 times]... SPAM

Or how bout now?

MORE SPAM ...[repeated 879 times]... MORE SPAMMORE SPAM

Naw, I think I'll just remove the bulk of them and replace it with a repeat count. ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100818 - 00:46 (UTC)

You actually counted them all?... no that's just a random number isn't it? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 15:59, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

No, the program I told to find and replace them all with nothing counted them. ^^ ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100819 - 00:01 (UTC)

Review

Atlast, I have a review. Thanks a lot Shabidoo 15:55, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

I do hope it helps. o_O; ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100818 - 00:46 (UTC)

ありがとうございます

Thanks for the vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[00:03 18 Aug 2010]

So why corean? Surely you could have used a less recognisable easy asian language... on the other hand, it did baffle me, so... um... hmm. ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100818 - 00:46 (UTC)

OHAI

lulz im back —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 00:15, 19 August 2010 (UTC)

Welcome back, love. Now for the real question... will you... on second thought, nevermind. ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100819 - 00:18 (UTC)

Marry you? Sorry, I'm taken. Her name's Athyria. <3 —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 00:21, 19 August 2010 (UTC)

Oh, you... wait, so that was where you were, getting married?! Why the hell wasn't I invited? ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100819 - 00:25 (UTC)

The usual reasons, duh!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Aug 2010 ~ 04:45 (UTC)

Oh, you know about those? ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100819 - 12:19 (UTC)

Your article

I have moved it here as the maintenance tag on it had expired. If you have any questions about this then feel free to ask me on my talk page. --ChiefjusticePS2 06:07, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

You had to do that, didn't you... you couldn't have just deleted it... now I still have to come up with something to write. *mumbles incoherently* ~ Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100819 - 12:20 (UTC)

For a new section

Ah, I can save you lots of reloading time my fine furry friend. Just go to the last section on the page, hit edit, and add the section under the last entry, like I've done here, with those four weird liney things. My time will be limited for awhile, but please hit me with your request and I will move mountains. At least someday, in the future. Your writing is going along very nicely, I hear you and Paizuri are getting married /throwing rice and kissing the bride. and I hope you will have many good years until you divorce with fond memories /still kissing the bride, cooking the rice. Anyways, what is the research you speaketh of? Aleister 14:00 one of these days

Reloading time? What? Eh, but that was what I was doing. It's just annoying to scroll down when there's normally at thing at the top and the idiotic web browsers available at work don't support blocking single images on specific pages and... and I lost my train of thought. And weird liney things? Whatever are you talking about? What? Well, anyhow, thanks. Meow. Though I don't recall writing anything... nor agreeing to marry anyone, at least not until I put my body back on. Have you seen a body lying around?

Er, I mean, It's not me. It's Athyria. The fern. You know? He's marrying... oh deary.

And I don't remember. I think it might have had something to do with how to get out of doing chores, though... hmm. ~ *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100820 - 15:11 (UTC)

Penis

I would like to emphacize my obsession with the male genitalia by repeatedly copy-pasting the word 50 times on your talkpage, alternating between caps and lowercase to show some diversity in my work. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 21:20, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Well said. *shifty eyes* ~ *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100822 - 16:07 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

You;re the last but by no means least person who voted on my Propaganda article, thanks:-)

--Sycamore (Talk) 16:00, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Whoo! ~ *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100822 - 16:08 (UTC)

Bob

Can you link articles to Bob? CHEERS! - Gomphog 13:44, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

Bob

Can you link articles to Bob? CHEERS! - Gomphog 13:44, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

As it is, it'll probably get deleted as a stub unless you do something with it. So even if I was willing to go about the effort of linking to it, there really wouldn't be much point. On the other hand, I'm not in the first place... after all, I can't even be bothered to link other articles to my own, let alone... sorry. ~ *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100823 - 16:42 (UTC)