User talk:Lyrithya/archive18

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Huge, unnecessary, stupid argument[edit source]

I won. Talk Mattsnow 03:44, May 10, 2012 (UTC)

Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:55, 10 May 2012
I thought Harry Potter won. --ShabiDOO 03:57, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
I'm glad you acknowledge it. My self-confidence just sky-rocketed! Talk Mattsnow 04:00, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
He is Harry Potter. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:06, 10 May 2012
And I'm you. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 07:18 12 May 2012

Your talk page disappeared[edit source]

Much less cursing. Much better. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:30, May 10, 2012 (UTC)

Weird[edit source]

I just reverted vandalism to User talk:ChiefjusticeDS and it came up that you had done it. I've seen edit conflicts before, but I didn't get an edit conflict message. Apparently we tried reverting at the Exact Same Time! Weird. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig2 04:33, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

I would have beaten you to reverting on this page, too, but I clicked the wrong button the first time. Unrelately, hi. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:34, 12 May 2012

Nav bar[edit source]

Just letting you know it's fixed now. --EMC [TALK] 06:30 May 12 2012

Thanks, mon. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:53, 13 May 2012

Hye Ly[edit source]

Can I call you Ly? No? Whatever, I'll call you Ly still.

Guess what? ChiefJusticeDS-named person prevented me of using the AAAWWWEESOME template you saw last time. Ain't that a little bit rude? I think so too. Altough it killed Puppy's #-thing on some forum or such, I don't remember clearly. But, after fighting with him over 2 minutes, we compromized that I can use it on other's talkpages if I ask nicely a permission from those persons. So... Do we have a deal? I understand if you too prevent me to use it, I just wanted to know what to do on future. Signs of love, OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 07:25 12 May 2012

Hey, man, I'm sorry, but I'd rather you didn't use it here, though if you could get everyone on your talkpage to use it, that could be damn cool. It just... I'm too old fashioned for that sort of thing myself. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:10, 13 May 2012
Okay... *draws a line in a list* OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 06:03 14 May 2012

Filter[edit source]

Hey Lyrithya, just wanted to tell you that your recent edit to Special:AbuseFilter/16 seemed to cause it to affect all users, as it prevented both Mattsnow and me from creating Category:14 May 2012. I've reverted it back to the previous version for now. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:40, 14 May 2012

Oh, apparently I got the parameter backwards. Should work properly now. Thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:08, 14 May 2012

Welcome!!![edit source]

"I have awaited this - the day you would come..."
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia!
Cat the Colourful Cat.png Oh, hello, Lyrithya, nice that you decided to make an account into... umm... there, this place...

Umm.. Anyways, we're proud of you for making such a wise decicion. We are (and we're going to be) also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below so you won't end up too quickly.

Stop laughing.

When you are in conversation with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to sing sign your name with ~~~~, or press the (Button sig.png) button. It`s important to know who talks and when someone talks. If you don't, you'll feel the consequences.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Lyrithya/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn`t get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia also sometimes has big competitions, like PLS and others.

If you`re still feeling uneasy, come out of the closet and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. She knows everything. Really. And don`t forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best adoptionprogram in world.

So, again, welcome!

Well, what do you think about my new Welcome-template? Cool huh? I can even write some stuff in the welcome if I feel to add something to it, and put my sig there too... I'm getting pretty good at coding or such huh?

Okay, I copied this one too... But added my own stuff there! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 06:22 15 May 2012

Da pinkness! Other than that, I dunno. Folks have been doing some odd things to the welcome templates lately, and I haven't really been paying attention. Uncyclopedia really does need more pink, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:18, 15 May 2012
I know : ) But the weird part is that this is actually violet... To get this kind of 'pink', you have to type background color to be violet... I think that's kinda wrong! Violet is pink! Pink is violet! NOOOO this is not racism, this is worse than that, it's... colorism? OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 05:58 16 May 2012
Let's Get the Party Started...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:06, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
Party? Am I invited? OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:30 16 May 2012
If you throw it. Probably if you don't, too, but it'd still have to actually happen for that and that's less likely to happen. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:10, 16 May 2012
...logic? I remember it being complicated... OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 11:57 21 May 2012

Question[edit source]

Are admins the only ones who can protect pages or can other users do it too?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:09, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:19, 30 May 2012
So othe users can do it?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:31, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
Sysops are the only uns who can do it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 31 '12 1:14 (UTC)
Oh, well that sucks. Why didn't you just tell me that Lyrithya?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:35, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
Sorry, I must have read that too quickly, but yeah. You can also check Special:ListGroupRights on any wiki to see what the local rights are. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:29, 31 May 2012


Retribution eh?[edit source]

So I steal your page because I was bored and you huff another page that I stole? That's not cool. Also, that talkpage is a WiP. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 15:31, 15 June 2012

This had nothing to do with retribution. Don't steal folks' userpages, and don't keep vandalism. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:07, 15 June 2012
Moreover: Don't accuse another Uncyclopedian of bad faith. Lyrithya made it clear even to this casual observer that the page in question could disrupt browsers. For extra credit, don't make excuses (such as "I was bored") for your own misconduct. Spıke ¬ 16:23 15-Jun-12
I was actually bored. Ask Cat, he was there when it happened. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 17:32, 15 June 2012
Also note that the page I kept doesn't mess up browsers. I intend to re-create that page and place it back in my userspace, since it wasn't harming anybody. AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 17:32, 15 June 2012
Didn't I tell you not to cause trouble Aimsplode? Do I need to take off my belt again?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:07, June 15, 2012 (UTC)
Ask from me? Yes, I was at there at that moment, but you were bored? Bored because of me? Now you made the cat sad... No wait, you made the cat MAD!!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:03, 22 June, 2012 (UTC)

Pie[edit source]

I leave you a pie, that is all. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:28, June 15, 2012 (UTC)

Where's my pie?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:21, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
The cat ate it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:36, 27 June 2012

Irrelevant Chatter[edit source]

Just felt like contributing to it. --OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo.jpg 16:18, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

If I can't use divs....[edit source]

Then how can I get the upside down sig? AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 17:56, 25 June 2012

Maybe you don't need an upside-down sig at all... but if it's important, I'm sure you'll think of something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:36, 27 June 2012

Kitten[edit source]

I spent about 15 minutes staring at the kitten on ur userpage cuz it's so cute lol. Do you have a masters in hypnosis, or did u just get lucky? --BieberAxeKiller (talk) 18:37, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

THIZ IS ZERIOUS BIZNEZ. Love that. Great work Ly! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 10:34, 26 June, 2012 (UTC)
Blame Commons. Their collection of cat images is surpassed only by the vastness of their penis collection. Or so I assume; I didn't particularly want to verify this. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:38, 27 June 2012
Bad, bad Commons. Bad, bad penises... Ugh. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 09:39, 27 June, 2012 (UTC)
Quite. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:12, 29 June 2012
*uploads a picture of a penis into Wikipedia* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:55, 2 July, 2012 (UTC)

How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?[edit source]

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? User:Matthlock/sig2 20:49, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Whoever it was who suggested deleting BHOP has my full support. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:17, 6 July 2012

Question, Lyrithya[edit source]

I apologize for sounding rude, but are you from the South, Lyrithya? User:Matthlock/sig2 20:12, July 17, 2012 (UTC)

I am south of something, yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:18, 18 July 2012
To me, you're all Northerners. (Except Joey Numbers. Damned Southerner.) Nominally Humane! 01:31 18 Jul

Another question, Lyrithya[edit source]

I apologize for sounding rude, but do you happen to have a vector version of Sophia from that time when you were almost raped by a yak during your sojourn in the Land of Logo-Redesign? I could sure use a copy, if you do. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jul 18 '12 7:49 (UTC)

Or a large png version, if there's one available? Nominally Humane! 09:57 18 Jul
None that Wikia is capable of rendering. We shall speak more on this later. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:02, 18 July 2012 15:02, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
If you have one and it's available in Inkscape-SVG, .ai, .blend or .wings format, I'll take that, too. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jul 18 '12 16:56 (UTC)

Would you mind...[edit source]

...removing the protection from Forum:Should we move back to uncyclopedia.org?? While I'm all in support of stopping a forum that is becoming a drama fest, this wasn't. Admittedly, there was a lot of derp, but that is the case with almost every forum we have. The advantage with this forum is that it was allowing people to express their frustration at things outside of their control, and as it has still been edited post-protection, it suggests that more people had something to say - no matter how mind-blowingly unconstructive. Nominally Humane! 04:48 28 Jul

Do more people have anything to say? Is there anything further you would like to say? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:18, 28 July 2012
I've already said everything I'm going to say there. But there was an ongoing discussion that was coming to a resolution. Resolution is nice. I also like to read what thoughts people have on this issue, as while we have gone over this before, each time we do I get something new to take away. The desire to move is fairly large, even if the practicalities make it untenable. That, and I'm curious as to where Wikia are headed, and this push for us to move away from them could be indicative of what the future holds. Both of us see issues in regards to this sites future, or as you put it in IRC, "saving Uncyclopedia from itself." (I may be paraphrasing there.) Given that Uncyclopedia could be defined as a collective of individuals with a loose administrative structure, knowing what makes up that collective in more detail would be useful. Nominally Humane! 05:33 28 Jul
encore! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:37, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
If you would like to discuss moving, please start a forum that makes sense in order to do so. I have unprotected the domain-based one, but I would advise against encouraging such misinformation in the future. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:42, 28 July 2012

Thanks[edit source]

And for the above. I did thank you earlier but I think it got lost in an edit conflict. I noticed that edit conflicts aren't showing differences at the moment, so yet another issue to cover. Our friend is predictable, so he'll be back in a minute or two. Nominally Humane! 04:28 29 Jul

Okay. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:54, 1 August 2012

Hey[edit source]

As you're on IRC right now, I'll hope you'll notice this. Check QVFD and please ban the IP who does this IP-user pages with another IP's name. Thanks, love. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:20, 1 August, 2012 (UTC)

Done. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:54, 1 August 2012
You're my fauvorite admin Ly. *kisses* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:57, 1 August, 2012 (UTC)

hello[edit source]

You haven't complained on my talk page for a long time, this is purely unacceptable. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:01, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:43, 8 August 2012
The last was in like January... It's like we edit different wiki's now... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:02, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

Abuse filter[edit source]

I couldn't be bothered finding out if this is possible, but Uncyclopedia talk:Donations made me wonder if we can set abuse filter to catch when someone is writing the same letter/number excess of 10 times? I can't see any reason why you would want to do this in a constructive manner. I can see a purpose in multiple new lines or hyphens or other punctuation characters though (spacing, ASCII art, etc). Nominally Humane! 12:36 13 Aug

Pee Review[edit source]

Plunging-toilet.gif We need your PEE!

Good day loyal PEEING member.The management was wondering if you had
noticed the state of the toilet recently. We appear to have developed something of
a blockage
, and wondered if you might have a plunger handy.

Possibly you are one of the rare PEEING members who does actually do regular reviews,
in which case please flush this message immediately, otherwise...

It's time you reviewed something you lazy bum!

--ChiefjusticePS2 18:11, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

Cabbage[edit source]

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~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:50, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

Lyrithya!![edit source]

Magic Man hasn't responded to me! Where did everyone go? Did the aliens take everyone? Oh no... not again!--Me (talk) 02:55, October 24, 2012 (UTC)

I have no idea what's going on, as evidenced by my not even noticing this until now. -— Lyrithya 03:09, November 16, 2012 (UTC)

Content Warning[edit source]

I posted summink in the forum about changing the content warning, (http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Forum:Content_Warning). Some people say wikia designed the background, someone said you had a hand in it. I think it'd be really beneficial to the site if the message was less stoopid and the background was plainer, are you willing or able to change either? --~Leverage 19:44, November 14, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you for your concern. I shall look into it. -— Lyrithya 20:03, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
:( I like this version... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:59, 17 November, 2012 (UTC)

Are You Still In Existence?[edit source]

Or have you finally become one with the cat gods of our universe? --OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo.jpg 20:19, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

I exist, though not so much here. On top of everything else, mw1.19 is astoundingly slow and this computer simply cannot take it. -— Lyrithya 06:11, November 19, 2012 (UTC)

Sopa CSS[edit source]

How do you tell between red link articles and real links? — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Nov 22 2012 05:17

Need to define an a.new style. I suggest you get and use some form of page examiner such as come with chromium and opera - those enable you to right click on a page to inspect its stuffs. Firefox should also have plugins for such things, as well as other useful tools. -— Lyrithya 17:35, November 22, 2012 (UTC)
Damnit, I have Safari. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) Nov 23 2012 03:45
Okay, I haven't logged into Uncyclopedia for, like, forever and didn't even know we'd moved until today, but I think I can help you there. Go to "My preferences"»Gadgets»Interface gadgets»Navigation gadgets and check it. Click "Save". You will then see a little popup preview of every link you hover over (even inter-namespace, history, and recent changes!). If it says "/*empty*/" or something like that, it does not exist.
BTW, if you want to know where i've been, I have an addiction to Wikipedia and, well, i'll admit, Runescape --... 19:54, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

Awwwww[edit source]

Miss you too. Cheery Chrimblemas seasonage to you! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:06, Dec 1

Happy Deathcember! And thank you for not dying. -— Lyrithya 02:09, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
What can I say? Not dying is one of my areas of expertise - along with baffled sarcasm while watching reality TV shows, nodding off while trying to sing my daughters to sleep, and making pancakes. I have only the most useful life skills. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 07:15, Dec 2
Those are very useful. You wouldn't be where you are today without them, nor would you be who you are... -— Lyrithya 20:18, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

give me my rollback flag back[edit source]

...or I'll be rather indifferent about it. D:< ajr 04:14, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Or someone else could beat me to it. All the better, really, since it means it got done sooner. Cheers! -— Lyrithya 04:19, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Sexy[edit source]

Agreed with the forum, the new site does look sexy :). Cheers, --... 19:57, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

Aye, lovely, isn't it? Now if only it weren't full of Uncyclopedians and Uncyclopedia content. Might even be marketable then. -— Lyrithya 21:43, 6 January 2013 (UTC)
I mean, you all are lovely and are direly funny; what am I talking about? Sometimes it's even morbidly funny. -— Lyrithya 21:45, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

Ohai[edit source]

Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 22:19, Sunday 06 January 2013 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif

Hi. -— Lyrithya 22:52, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

Note to self[edit source]

Potato. -— Lyrithya 05:48, 7 January 2013 (UTC)

questionism[edit source]

The current file limit is 2MB which is too low for a lot of the old site's audio files which I started uploading at some point in the recent past. Could this limit be upped to say 10MB (this is what it was on the old site) or is this something that cannot/will not be done? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:33, 8 January 2013 (UTC)

There's no need to upload the files manually, and indeed doing so may even cause problems - we're going to import them as soon as we write a new script and there is a small chance running into conflicts could cause it to explode (the russian guy's perl thing that we used for the other ones did what it said on the tin and got only images, and that proved too indecipherable to fix). Small chance. And yeah, I'll up the max in a moment. Looks like nobody ever got around to it. -— Lyrithya 00:44, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
But don't delete ones you have reuploaded or that may cause even more problems. >.> -— Lyrithya 00:45, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
okey doke. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:46, 8 January 2013 (UTC)

Hey Ly, is my new sig unacceptable?[edit source]

I fear some might not see some of the characters. Therefore it might be rendered for some people, and some not.--ڰโ٣ Ṗ€Áʃeɰɧĩʐʑ ďé Ňөщ Y০гk Ťá|k & ЯерlЧ Ѕтаlк 00:47, 8 January 2013 (UTC)

I doubt there's anything in the policies or what have you about that, but if you think it might be an issue, you may want to change it. Really my biggest complaint would be that it could make copying your username for things like VFD maintenance harder, but I quit doing that years ago. -— Lyrithya 01:31, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
I see. I'm gonna keep it until I get a complaint. Haha.--ڰโ٣ Ṗ€Áʃeɰɧĩʐʑ ďé Ňөщ Y০гk Ťá|k & ЯерlЧ Ѕтаlк 01:42, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
FYI the first and 3rd-to-last characters don't render for me. -- The Zombiebaron 03:03, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
I only have trouble with the latter. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 04:53, 8 January 2013
I have trouble with ladders and farmers. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Jan 8 '13 4:59 (UTC)
No, you guys are shittin' me.--ڰโ٣ Ṗ€Áʃeɰɧĩʐʑ ďé Ňөщ Y০гk Ťá|k & ЯерlЧ Ѕтаlк 12:39, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
It looks great to me! But you already made a new file and changed it. Sad. Still, it will live on forever for all to see, won't it? --Blood.jpgMurder Frog (Argue loudly) Ride the snake...to the lake... 03:53, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

I have just one question[edit source]

Just where in this labyrinth of Hell-fire have you hidden your link to this? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jan 9 '13 1:08 (UTC)

Fixed, but for some reason my other computer can't reach the site... -— Lyrithya 01:18, 9 January 2013 (UTC)