User talk:Lyrithya/archive05

Welcome Lyrithya!

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You're still doing the links wrong... eh, don't use angle brackets. Instead of [[User:{{subst:BASEPAGENAME}}/<Insert article name here>]], do [[User:{{subst:BASEPAGENAME}}/Insert article name here]], and it'll work - User:Lyrithya/Insert article name here. Since the bit about putting it into the search box doesn't make any sense, given it's in link notation...

Also, edit summaries, come on, please? And more stuff:

• 'Now that your here you get' should be 'Now that you're here, you get'...
• the whole 'WE WILL DESTROY YOU!!!' seems very out of place, given how polite the rest of it is...
• 'that's right yours' should have a comma, too...
• 'If you decide to make your article in mainspace Remember' - use a comma to separate the phrases, and fix the capitalisation.

'Sides that, though, it's better, thanks. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 21:25 (UTC)

Ok, thanks. -- 21:40, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for pees review

Thanks for volunteering to steer Never on Sunday through rough seas and high tides. And I voted for puttheknifeawayyousonofabitch for noob, letting it ride! Fun at the ballpark. Aleister 1:44 27 11

Er... you realise I only review your stuff because it goes well with being drunk, right? Well, that, and you're also a nice, decent fellow who usually manages to find usefulness in my blatherings, anyhow... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 01:58 (UTC)

And I read your review, it looks very helpful. Thank you for getting drunk and doing it. Many of your points, on a first read, are well taken. Stuff to work on, and I'll get back here to you on that later. Now I must go see what you've edited into the page, and try to revert everything while the sun is still shining and I can see my computer screen, otherwise I must use candlelight and that burns my hands rather quickly. Twanks agin'! Aleister 14:12 27 11

Heh... sorry about whatever I may have done to the page... and glad the drunken ramlings look useful and stuff. Best of luck. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 17:00 (UTC)

You did nothing but good to the page. From your ramlings it sounded like you took a hatchet and a rearranger to it, but you didn't, so I don't know what you thought you did. Whatever it was, it was probably great. I'll let you know when the page looks like something you'd like enough to hang on the wall. T again. Aleister 19:55 27 11

Oh, good. Yeah, I was pretty out of it... had no idea what all was in my head and what all I had actually done/written down, and not the short-term memory to check. Cheers. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 20:03 (UTC)

Huh?

Just saw your edit, and I thought Yay! You put yourself in the Hall of Tame, and then I see you've taken yourself out. WTFTFTF W? You have four and a half now with the collab, and that's a good decent amount. Sadness. Aleister 21:21 27 11

Putting yourself in is so uncool. I think Hype added me once I got to about 7. Also, did you put your name as Athyria just so you could come first alphabetically? (I told you he was tricksy, precious) --Black Flamingo 21:29, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

Ha ha, Chief put you back in. Loser. Ha ha hee hee, if you take it out you are a vandal, just a low down vandal, bannable and everything. Ha ha. Oh, and this

Featured ΥΣΣ Collaboration: Weird

This person was a principal contributor to the October MMX ΥΣΣ Collaboration, helping Upsilon Sigma Sigma create Top 50 Requested content.

---

Al, few minutes in the future

But I wasn't a principle contributor! All I did was formattings, and I've done more to some of Aleister's before... Aleister, do you remember? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 21:36 (UTC)

Actually, I added her in there, originally. O_O —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:37, 27 November 2010

Yeah, Socky put me in, probably under that name because that's what I was logged in as on IRC... meh. I'll have to be more stealthy next time I take myself out. I can be an effective vandal... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 21:38 (UTC)

So... What is Hall of Tame? -- 21:40, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

It is a horrible, terrible place, full of... tame things. *shudders* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 21:44 (UTC)

We're both as cool as each other then. By which I mean severely uncool. --Black Flamingo

So it would seem. Poor us. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 21:50 (UTC)

And this was a frat collab. Your frat. You edited, formatted, put lots of words in, and fed everyone else as they wrote too. On a few of my pages you corrected like what, 6,000 spelling mistakes, a minor thing that. And the mask on disguise was yours, yep, masked the page and moved it somewhere. The spelling pages wld haf pased witout you're helf, i'm sured. But this is your page! Frat forever. Yay! Black Flamingo isn't invited to the party! Yay for that too. Aleister 21:53 27 11

This one would have passed without my help, too. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 21:57 (UTC)

Yeah but it would have been shit. --Black Flamingo 22:01, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

Not really any more than it is... which, granted, it really isn't, but come on. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 22:05 (UTC)

You don't get the concept, I can't believe it /shakes head, wanders off stage left. Comes back. A frat collab is the frats, and Black Flamingo wrote the page and then you and I pirated it from him while he slept. So we are all principals. And you know I meant up there that if you hadn't corrected my 6,000 spelling mistakes they wouldn't have been featured. When I had Tombstone up for feature I didn't check the page after putting it up, and an IP had vandalized it, and I somehow missed that in my change thing. So I was surprised when it was getting all these negative comments, finally fell under -3, and only then did I look at the vandalized page. See, it does change the outcome, is the moral of the story (another moral is I'm a moron, and the vandal pwned me good on that one). Aleister

Okay, so it's a frat... er... fine. Frat, then. The Tombstone, though, wasn't it on your watchlist? How'd it slip through? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 22:30 (UTC)

An IP edited it, then a regular user went on the page, and I just assumed that he reverted an IP, didnt't even bother to look but trusted our quick revert artists. Turns out he didn't do anything but add something or other, I forget, you can look at the history to see the whole affair. /shakes head, wanders off stage left again. Aleister 1:51 29 11

D'oh. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101129 - 01:53 (UTC)

Quit reverting my edits.

-- Style  Guide 18:34, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, reverting the lot was an accident. I only meant to revert the one. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101128 - 18:36 (UTC)

Lyrithya

Lyrithya, i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Лёва Корова 19:32, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

Er... neat? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101128 - 19:34 (UTC)

Lyrithya, i love you (я люблю тебя)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Лёва Корова 19:40, November 28, 2010 (UTC)

So how about that Warren Zevon? Sure seems to see a lot of Werewolves, doesn't he? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 19:47, Sunday 28 November 2010 -

Lyrithya and Лёва

Sitting in a tree

K-ё-в-в-ё-Л-g

First comes love

Then comes marriage

Then comes Лёва pushing a baby carriage.

Alёiвtёr 1:56 29 11

Lol... --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 02:42, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

itsafeatureitsafeature!

Fuck ChiefjusticeDS is on the main page, but you probably knew that already... Gen. Fudgem0bile Crumbs in neckbeard. Dinner. 01:10, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Yes. I know. And it scared the bloody willies out of me. Ah, crap... did Zombiebaron break the feature queue? Wait, why do I suddenly feel normal again? O_o

Well, that was odd. *wanders off* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 01:13 (UTC)

Nevers on Sundays

I think I did everything you suggested and expanded into areas I never even considered. Thanks for both the practical suggestions and for the inspirations. Appreciated. You are brilliant when sober, drunk, or playing the piano with one hand. Aleister 20:54 30 11

If it actually helped, I applaud you. Nice linking you have going, too. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 23:26 (UTC)

custom font list

i found 4 pages with custom fonts. giant fanged hams, crossbow, manhole and wrists.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 00:10, December 1, 2010 (UTC) EDIT:Office space too...--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 16:03, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

That's... er... nice? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 00:12 (UTC)

Best buddy ol' pal ol'

Tied with the Chief. And you both well deserve this, yay!!!! Al 00:15 1 12

>

	World's Best Friend November 2010

Eh, thanks. I think. ...although how someone as cranky as me can get something like that is beyond me... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 00:16 (UTC)

True, so true. But hey, strange things happen! And congrats for all the other awards from November which will soon be falling your way. And the lucky guy won the NotM, strange things happen! Gold, you have gold. Aleister 00:45 1 12

Indeed they do, and I have no idea what I'm going to do about those... feh. At least the one fellow did. Well earned on his part, and have to wonder if anyone will find out or even care. Hmm. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 00:50 (UTC)

Yes, Romartus winning his other award will sneak through, nobody cares, and he deserves it, wink wink nudge nudge, loose lips sink ships, aye?! Romartus. Aleister 2:03 1 12

How many awards is he getting? Or... wait... are you suggesting...? Romartus?! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 03:10 (UTC)

November awards

As for unsolicited expressions of amity...Thank you for the November awards, for tracking down an Authority to rule that a Squid is a number greater than zero, and for doing the scut work to transition us into December! Spıke ¬ 01:58 1-Dec-10

Huh? What'd I do? Well, besides vote squid, but I thought we were past this... and Zombiebaron is usually pretty easy to track down, if you know what I mean. What scut work, though? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 03:12 (UTC)

(I meant tidying things up, as we discussed on IRC.) Spıke ¬ 03:29 1-Dec-10

I should make a massive mess one of these days just to cancel it all out. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 03:39 (UTC)

Thanks for taking a piss on Poems that don't rhyme.

I can't believe I never saw that. That's why I never thanked you or anything. Sorry, and thanks. -- 05:29, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Oh... maybe I should have told you... sorry. At least you found it. >.< ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 05:33 (UTC)

Not your fault! Completely mine. <(*~*<) -- 05:39, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Ya...

...What does happen now? -- 06:17, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

You might as well take a get out of ban free card and save it... just in case. *shrugs* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 07:13 (UTC)

Ok. *Yawns* -- 02:21, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Well done!

Just wanted to pop round and tell you that your site notices are awesome. I was too late to vote on POTM but you totally deserve it and you had my vote in spirit. --^Dame 09:48, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Er... thanks. From you, that's somewhat meaningful. Except isn't PotM for images? The real doing with the notices was all CSS, and I still haven't gotten it right, go figure... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 22:48 (UTC)

Yes but u made most of the images in the CSS didn't you? So you chopped, hence Potatochopper of the Month. So go ahead an bask in your glorious glory. -^Dame 23:03, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

I cropped - all but two of the images were already here, and those were just quick facials. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101202 - 01:33 (UTC)

IT'S A POEM!

So, after my poem to Aleister you are the next person who will hear one of the poems of my new poem alboum that is coming out on December 23 and is sponsored by the great company McDonald's.

Oh Lyrithya listen to this

If you are jealous please don't piss (of)

I saw you kissing Chris

But you don't know that he likes Trish

Now don't go to kill yourself

You may be a loser but you have good health.

And don't forget. McDonald's are the best.Or at least, that's what they told me to say --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:47, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

You're not allowed to do poetry anymore. I'll censor you if I have to... *gets out a piano wire* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 22:50 (UTC)

What? Did I hear you ask me for a poem, Lyrithya? Alright.

A dog and a cat had a show-down

The dog tried to bend real low-down.

The cat guffawed and cawed,

And kept lol,

'fore inviting said dog to a hoedown.

e.e. aleister 1:44 2 12

Well, that's... er... better. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101202 - 01:59 (UTC)

WHAT? THIS THING IS BETTER?!? ALEISTER WAS MY STUDENT. I TAUGHT HER POETRY. HE CAN'T BE BETTER! *cries because Lyrithya broke his heart and everyone thinks he don't make nice poems and then decides he should murder Lyrithya and burn her body* --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 11:56, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Aleister fails less at rhythm. Marginally. *considers the best way to murder Mimo&maxus and dispose of his body, since the risk that he will produce even worse poetry is too great* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101202 - 15:58 (UTC)

*talks to Mafia and ask them to kill Lyrithya and burn her body so he can dance on her ashes* --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 20:17, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

*decides to make a new poem*

Lyrithya you look like Mr.Burns

You smell and you're a male

Your friends are some dirty birds

Also you look like a snail

--M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:14, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

Oh... my... that... that is the most beautiful poem I have ever read! *sniffle* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101203 - 15:56 (UTC)

I knew you would love it. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:58, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, quite... *crawls into a corner* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101203 - 17:03 (UTC)

Lol. go at line 25(I think) I said "HER" meaning Aleister and then I say he. Why didn't you correct me? --M&M (christmas mood) 16:36, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

You've finally hit the big time

Nothing says I'm an official Uncyclopedian like a fuck you page. You've probably already seen it (you manage to see everything) but if you haven't, someone deemed you worthy of your very own hate page. Congratulations!! --—John Lydon 14:46, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Yay! I'm a proper Uncyclopedian... I'd always dreamed of getting a proper hate page... always dreamed of it. Thank you, John Lydon, for your heartfelt message and congratulations. *beams tearily* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101201 - 22:54 (UTC)

Why are you here? I thought you wanted a two day ban to do whatever it is you do when you're not doing here. But good to have you back, we all missed you! Aleister 1:27 2 12

I... couldn't do it. I couldn't stay away! Chief caught me evading it. >.< ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101202 - 01:32 (UTC)

hit the big time

check the history. he did win the 2 awards--Tthunder 02:02, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

We both have. He didn't. You are under report. Spıke ¬ 02:06 2-Dec-10

Under report for what? Check the history of the two awards. NXWave did win them both. --Tthunder 02:13, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

NXWave was a sock. Check out the sockpuppet's talk page, people were praising his audios around that time and were going to nom him for the awards. I didn't look at the record, did someone actually win the awards when he was nommed. Can a sock win awards? Maybe, if he got away with it for quite a few months before fucking up and getting banned. I haven't looked at the history. Aleister 2:15 2 12

Look at the history. he clearly won the awards. --Tthunder 02:18, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

He, probably you?, won one of the awards in December, 2007, then that was stricken. Now, the comments and votes were praising to, ah, you, ah, him, and then it was removed. To me this is iffy, if you earned them even as a sockpuppet of a banned user, why not just keep the award but infiban you? More discussion maybe? Aleister 2:26 2 12

In one case, he came in second in the voting; in the other case, his nomination was struck by Mordillo, citing vandalism. If you think there is a clerical error, call an Admin, as I now have anyway; don't change the history yourself. Spıke ¬ 02:37 2-Dec-10

Alright, he, you, did win the one award. But the admins removed it, probably. Lots of commotion going on about you at the same time and the next month or so. It seems you were an asshole. Why was the award removed? I'm not an admin, so maybe you can take it up with one of them and state your case again, even if you are not welcomed here the awards, since time has passed, may or may not have a chance of sticking. The audios he, you, did, are still on the pages, a point in your favor?. Aleister 2:39 2 12

continued on User talk:SPIKE

voodoo curse

THANKS A MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILION for the edits. Very nice of you. Havent been online for a few months, glad it was improved!!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

I just had to keep it from getting deleted. You still need to make it properly epic... *shifty eyes* I can't do that, see. Only you would know where it could go. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101203 - 18:12 (UTC)

Pot Noodles

As you asked Lyrithya...he's some pot noodles! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:42, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

Oh. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101203 - 18:43 (UTC)

Did somebody say pot?

Oh! He's some Pot noodles. Never mind. Saw your note on Never on Sunday's nom. I pouted for a day or so, then smashed things against walls, then lay down and slept, and now feel I can address your concern with a clear and rested mind. As I look at the page, what I see is a series of events tied together by men lining up at the Virgin Mary's door on Sunday. Why is a further transistion needed? It is as it is. They line up, something magic happens, and from that magic things occur that last 2,000 years and affect the flow of history. Just because the events happen in the vicinity of uber-conscious people like Jesus and his ma, they send powerful vibes throughout the timestream and lifestream. Twisty goats! Aleister 2:08 4 12

I dunno... mainly the first one. The first sentence of the first section after the intro, it bothers me. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101204 - 02:14 (UTC)

Ah, I don't know which one you mean, but I'll go in now and wrestle it to the ground. Wish me luck! Aleister 2:27 4 12

Er... good luck. Still just bothers me... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101204 - 02:29 (UTC)

Ah, I come down to bow before thee, Goddess spirit. I edited the section, "The Game of Tag", and it was as if Mudda Mary herself, and her Son, our Lord Jesus, were moving my wrists which then flapped my hands around and hit some of these key things. Thank you again for forcibly inspiring. Aleister 2:53 4 12

Why is it that you link wrists and not Never on Sunday, the article which we are actually talking about? Anyhoo, I'll go see what you did... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101204 - 02:55 (UTC)

You voted for! mY day is now sunshine and lollipops, all because of you. Thanks. Mudda Mary would be proud of her accomplishments, especially cheese pizza, oh wait, I didn't mention on the page if Mary or any of her family liked cheese pizza. Must add something to those effectives. And that judging thing, I should get to that. Thanks again. Aleister 11:02 5 12

Hmm... if you say so. Cheers, anyhow.

But that judging, I really should get to that as well... blargle. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101205 - 11:10 (UTC)

It can wait. I seriously have to get my Festivus page in shape. What? You insist on looking at it? Sure, sure, if you'd like. For the rest of us and all. On the judging, I'm going to have to break out some paper, and a pencil, for points and notes and thinking, too much work. Maybe tomorrow, or the next day. I won't look at anyhone's scoring until I finish, so as not to be influenced by anything except money. Aleister 11:15 5 12

Panic, for the end is nigh! Eeek! How much money are you accepting, anyhow? Perhaps we could coordinate... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101205 - 21:03 (UTC)

A tutorial

If Im a Staff or Adminitrator, How can i do? --卐☭SUCKURZ!卐☭ 03:32, December 5, 2010 (UTC)

You can magically. That's how. Also, could I perhaps direct your attention to this link? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101205 - 03:50 (UTC)

ah!--卐☭SUCKURZ!卐☭ 08:13, December 5, 2010 (UTC)

My response to Fuck ChiefjusticeDS

Why do I say that? Well, for several reasons:

1. You wrote Fuck ChiefjusticeDS.
2. You Are Gay
3. I ran out of ideas, and you won awards while I am in the shits, having no goddamn awards. I decided it is best for me to narrate those ruddy articles of yours.
4. You are a sockpuppet.

This is you having hardcore anal sex with Jimbo Wales.

Signed, |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 10:03, December 5, 2010 (UTC)

P.S. Do not take this seriously. This is a parody letter to you, and if ChiefjusticeDS bans me, please sue him. And I apologise for the comments I made above. Please do not complain.

Er... what? Oh, I see. If you change the header, be sure what follows still makes sense, eh? And why must these things invariably come down to sexual relations, for that matter? I mean, what?

I make no promises regarding anything. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101205 - 10:45 (UTC)

No, I'm advertising you. I have to be a pimp, and I have gay and straight hoes. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 06:20, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

.........

YOU. ARE. EPIC. i read all your articles and i know that you are epic. i am weaker than you. i am crappier then you. i will bow to you like a sprout in the wind. i will do anything for you to write more articles.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 17:44, December 5, 2010 (UTC)

You read my articles? All of them? What are you, a masochist, or something? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101205 - 18:41 (UTC)

I agree, you're so epic. In fact you're the lengthiest narrative I've ever encountered. --Black Flamingo 19:54, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Longer than the Vedas? Because those are long. I think. I cant remember. Are they even epics? Ghah... ~ 00:04, 7 December, 2010

i was bored and i read them. now i know that you are AWESOME!--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 22:02, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

The world is forever in your debt. If you're interested, you can also vote at Uncyclopedia:Top10 10/Nov, for great justice and stuff. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:14, 5 December 2010

Cheers. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101205 - 21:03 (UTC)

Why?

Is your user page now a red link? Commie? Did you sell it? Why? Wh? W? ? Aleister 00:15 6 12

Because I wanted a red link. Zombiebaron, however, apparently feels differently... *grumbles irritably* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101206 - 00:25 (UTC)

That, and I saw all the awards you won listed on e-bay. If you pay me I'll remove you from that awful hall of shame place, and then keep reverting anyone who tries to put you back until I get banned, and then someone else can take up the cause. We can erase you from here if we try hard enough! All power to the pleeple. Aleister 00:30 6 12

Oh..

Aleister, I bet you could remove me without anyone noticing... just get some things with really long titles featured, and when you add those in, take out something of mine. Admit it, it could work... *kitty eyes* How much would it cost? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101206 - 00:34 (UTC)

I will not set a price on perfection. When they open up the doors of the Hall tomorrow you will be gone, and no one will notice. We just have to plop on over to one of those alternate unvierses where you either never found this place, or used another name, or found it in 2005 just after Chronium opened it and you shaped lots of the innovations on the site. I should stop now and put some new stuff on a page I'm working on, getting sidetracked into various rooms and hallways. More later, Aleister 00:39 6 12

Had I been here then, there would have been hams, and I would not be here now. It is funny how it works out, but at this point, it suits how it is. If I cannot be removed from the hall, then I shall just have to burn down the website. No biggie. I will, however, have to seriously poke that thing you are working on. 3, is it? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101206 - 02:27 (UTC)

Correct. But if you have a minute take a look at the notes on the bottom of Chief's talkpage, Never on Sunday and my talk page are under attack by some code I've not seen before. Thanks. Aleister 14:27 6 12

instead of vandalising your userpage

i will edit here instead. how's it going? --nachlader 03:54, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

My computer cannot find its video. And when it can find its video, it cannot find its network. Arrrgh... 1234 ~ 03:59, 7 December, 2010

my laptop occasionally makes unusual noises --nachlader 04:01, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

My laptop is sitting under a pile of debris. Incidentally, it is the one I am currently online with. 1234 ~ 04:06, 7 December, 2010

Signature

Yes, i am a nOOb, nd i have not so cool signature, which is sad. Some Romanuarots user or something said, that if i want a cool signature, i should ask YOU. Well, then... - Cat the Colourful, who have no signature, dammit.

Romartus suggested me? Blimey, I'm flattered... and clueless. I know nothing of signatures. You should ask Socky; he actually knows what he's doing with the things. I tend to just try random stuff until it works and/or ask him...

Well, all right - I know this much. Create a subpage in your userspace as a template to hold whatever you want as your signature - User:Cat the Colourful/sig or some such. Then put {{subst:nosubst|User:Cat the Colourful/sig}} (or whatever you named the template) in the box in your preferences and check the 'custom signature' box. Also, read this, ignore most of it (though not the height bits), and make something awesome, including all the relevant links, perhaps some pretty picture(s), fancy colours, etc... that what you wanted? 1234 ~ 06:20, 7 December, 2010

Thank you! This helped! It really helped! Thank you! - Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone...

Mmm, well done... except you need make sure to close your <span> tags - use a </span> at the end of the area of desired effect, or it's apt to overflow all over the place. This down here, after all, ought not be this colour. Also, be sure to timestamp it. Four tildas and whatnot, unless you want to put a custom timestamp directly into the signature box. Cheers. 1234 ~ 07:33, 7 December, 2010

Oops, i did it again! (no, that song sucks) Well, thank you. I just simply copied and pasted that color thing over and over again (of course, changed the colors. I dont wanna write spancolor:black over and over again, that would not make sense) So, thank you for using that span(ner) thing, now i must remember that whaen i maybe change it sometime. Thanks. - Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... 7 December, 16:14

Well, you remembered to close it on the feed me bit, so there's hope for you yet. And at least it was just colours... now the people who forget to close their spans on them expanding signatures, those are annoying. Apt to make a whole page go downright twitchy. Anyhow, anytime, dear. 1234 ~ 18:37, 7 December, 2010

Hi Lyrithya, I should have checked with your first before suggesting Cat the Colourful come by your door for a saucer of milk. Sorry! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:16, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, Romartus, it's fine. I'll help people if I can sort out how; if not, I can always just reference them someone else, you know? Besides, asking first can ruin all the fun. 1234 ~ 18:43, 8 December, 2010

Thanks for the welcome

And for the review of my review. As you can see (hopefully) I now have a link to my fairly empty user page in my sig. I would be very interested in you adopting me and sharing parts of what I can only assume are massive amounts of uncyclopedic know-how. Please do because at the moment I'm all alone here, there is no one here beside me...

Magdargi 06:52, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

Why, hello there. You're most welcome, of course, and thank you for that. It simplifies things when I need to rummage through your block lo... I mean, when I want to come by and chat. *shifty eyes*

And while I'll certainly adopt you, you should know I probably don't know as much as you think I know - my memory is really bad and I haven't actually been here that long, anyhow. And did I mention my memory is... er... what's the term? Not good...

You may, however, consider yourself alone no longer. I'll just put the relevant templates on our userpages, stand around awkwardly, and then... um, I dunno. I see you found VFH already... hmm... what about the Top Ten voting for November? Seen that? Because if not, that might prove a decent distraction while I go hide. I mean, while I make a cake. So we can celebrate your having come here and having survived the first few days. Yes, that's it exactly. Cheers. 1234 ~ 07:47, 7 December, 2010

Howdy

Can you please consult your crystal ball or chicken bones or whatever it is that you people do with your voodoo and tell me what you think of this? I've been watching it for a day or two now and it seems like it violates both the vanity policy and the Coedine's mum test. Then again, I may just be bitter because I haven't had an article idea since the great depression. I'll hang up now and wait for your response. --—John Lydon 14:00, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm... all right. Seems to me to be a random, not funny, quite possibly vanity or more likely cyberbullying; indeed it should fall under the Codeine's Mum, as there is nothing on wikipedia... the writing alone would probably elicit a delete vote from me on VFD, though. No apparent organisation or direction, inconsistent grammar, no angle from which to overall make it funny, or even any individual funnies I could discern, for that matter... all in all, I'd say, bitterness or otherwise, your perception has been spot on. Taken it to an admin yet? 1234 ~ 18:31, 7 December, 2010

Not yet. Wasn't sure if it would qualify as vanity or cyber bullying. Maybe the best course of action is to throw it on VFD? --—John Lydon 19:23, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

Too new for VFD - such things must throw the gauntlet of ICU or QVFD first (ie, been here a week... and am I even using the idiom right?) so you'd need to do one of those. Perhaps asking, say, Chief, for what he thinks would be best; if he thinks it should go, he can make it go, and he should be able to say more concretely what to do with such things in the future. I'd QVFD it, myself, but I'm actually pretty clueless, tend to just add all sorts of nonsense to QVFD with all manner of strange comments, figuring the admins'll sort it out... 1234 ~ 19:43, 7 December, 2010

Request for Adoption (or New bloke needing a bit of reassurance that the nonsense he has written is any good, or if it is total hogwash, and that he should be shot at sight)

Hi there, I have edited a couple of articles, Spidersquirrel and Tortoise and was wondering if I was on the right track with the way I have rejigged the articles, and with the additional nonsense facts that I have padded it out with, and if the formatting is OK...

I would really appreciate some snarky comments rubbishing feedback on my efforts...

Thanks, Stevetattoos 10:17, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

Mmm, I'll take a look, then. Yay for spare time! 1234 ~ 18:48, 8 December, 2010

Oh, and sure, I'll adopt you. You seem to have potential, and stuff. 1234 ~ 19:02, 8 December, 2010

Thank you... Most appreciated :) Stevetattoos 22:20, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

Why you had to take Sunny D to VFD

Because saving articles off VFD is what I do. Not random acts of kindness. Spıke ¬ 19:28 8-Dec-10

Arguably, though, that is kindness. So you're just a set-minded whatever you are, aren't you? What are you, anyhow?

But be that way, then. We can make more work for the archivers! Hahah! 1234 ~ 19:36, 8 December, 2010

UGotM

What's a gobshite? Mmmm...it's not a kind of shit or site... what is it really? Did I vote you for that? No? Yes? I don't remember but I know you didn't thank me. If you won't thank me in the next 24 hours you will regret the day you helped with my birth. M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 13:24, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

A gobshite is a... um... actually, I'm not rightly sure. It's apparently fairly useless, though. Waste of space, sort of thing. Not good. You know?

And as for voting... you didn't, that month. Not according to the changelog, anyway. But if you really want, I could 'thank' all the folks who voted for me for UotM in a similar fashion. Except more sarcastically and a lot less sincere, since I'm still sticking with the 'I hate you all' assessment on that one. Okay, so I don't actually, but I have to maintain appearances, you know? 1234 ~ 18:11, 9 December, 2010

I didn't vote for you? Then you'll have to thank me again because you don't like other people to vote for you. So I am waiting for another "thanks" right now. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:37, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, this was the one award I did want. 1234 ~ 14:45, 10 December, 2010

Oh crap... --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:07, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

No worries. Pie? 1234 ~ 15:48, 10 December, 2010

Nope. I prefer some cookies and a diet coke. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:53, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Alas, you'll have to get that yourself. Sorry, beloved. 1234 ~ 17:53, 10 December, 2010

I knew it...I suck so much that I can't make you give me a second thank you, I can't make you bring me a coke. Why do I suck so much? WHY? WHY? WHY?

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID THE WORD "SUCK"? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 18:03, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

...

You know what? Be that way.

*WHONK*

Damn, I forgot how good that feels... 1234 ~ 18:22, 10 December, 2010

You mean I should be a... dirty pan? Well...mmm..This is not the best idea. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 18:48, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

No, I mean I got annoyed and hit you with a frying pan. Ghuh... I need to work on my communication, I guess. 1234 ~ 22:23, 10 December, 2010

Oh, sorry. I'll play my part. Aaaargh! aaargh noooooo! my heaad, it hurts so much! I suck so much that I didn't understand you wanted to hit me instead of giving me some advive, just like every good person would do --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 08:16, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Meh... it's all ruined now. And it's my fault, really; the image was less than clear. You could, however, stop mistaking me for a good person... might simplify things. 1234 ~ 16:01, 11 December, 2010

I'm sorry, but I was blaming my self and not you because you are not a good person.(Actually I was blaming you) Next time try not to make your own conclusions. And now I am very angry because you blamed me because I blamed you. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:17, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps what is really in order is better communication, here. We seem to be failing. Rather utterly. How about some sauce, then? 1234 ~ 16:32, 11 December, 2010

I am angry and I shouldn't be talking to you right now but what sauce do you mean? Ginger Sauce maybe? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:46, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Im sorry. But ginger will do. *goes to make noodles* 1234 ~ 23:06, 11 December, 2010

Ugh, forget about it. I'll just go to the nearest canteen to buy a hot dog --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 09:23, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry. 1234 ~ 18:14, 12 December, 2010

I can forgive you if you buy me another hot dog. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 13:12, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Very well... although it'll be a bratwurst, hope you don't mind. Can't actually stand 'hot dogs', myself.

Whatever --M&M (christmas mood) 18:47, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, you created the frying pan image? --M&M (christmas mood) 19:12, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, why? 1234 ~ 19:29, 14 December 2010

Just wondering...nice work. --M&M (christmas mood) 09:27, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

Oh... thanks. 1234 ~ 16:08, 15 December 2010

And don't forget. I'm still mad at you. --M&M (christmas mood) 16:13, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

Sounds good. 1234 ~ 17:46, 15 December 2010

It will be even better when I won't take my sedatives. M&M (christmas mood) 08:20, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

I'll look forward to it. 1234 ~ 22:12, 16 December 2010

If you want to see the result of a no sedatives-day you'll have to wait for some minutes... --M&M (christmas mood) 15:11, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

How many minutes? 1234 ~ 15:48, 18 December 2010

Don't worry, I think It's happening...

AAARGH, NOOO, GRRRRAOUL, RAAARGH!!!! *turns into a werewolf* How good was that? --M&M (christmas mood) 15:54, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

*sips tea* Neat. 1234 ~ 16:10, 18 December 2010

As I see you're very excited. --M&M (christmas mood) 16:24, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

Quite. 1234 ~ 16:36, 18 December 2010

Ohhh --M&M (christmas mood) 16:57, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

Yes. 1234 ~ 17:04, 18 December 2010

So, how's the family? --M&M (christmas mood) 17:05, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

Dead. 1234 ~ 17:16, 18 December 2010

Ohhh, that was harsh... what about your friends? --M&M (christmas mood) 17:27, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

My present for you

I have no friends. 1234 ~ 20:40, 18 December 2010

Do... you want... a friend that will be always next to you? Cause you won't find him here --M&M (christmas mood) 09:43, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

That sounds... ominous. *suspicious look* 1234 ~ 17:31, 19 December 2010

Well, I suqqest you a grue-dildo for a friend. It's cheap and practical too. It's on the right side of your screen. Consider this my present for you, for Christmas. --M&M (christmas mood) 13:11, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Er... thanks. I think. Perhaps... er... eh. 1234 ~ 17:43, 20 December 2010

psst

i know your style....--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 16:13, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Er... that's nice? 1234 ~ 18:11, 9 December, 2010

HELLO!

Just thought I'd say "hi" as I noticed you're updating the Peeing table now. I used to that breifly in, I think, 2008. How's that going for you? Hellish isn't it. Anyway, just thought I'd try and meet some of the new people around here so I can fit back in and become the centre of Uncyc again. Like the good old days before these noobs arrived and I had to work. =D    Orian57    Talk   20:01 9 December 2010

Eh, I only do it when Chief doesn't... and when it does get hellish, I just leave it for him, anyhow. I'm helpful like that. Anyhow, hi. Centre, though, you say? You'll have to get past that large panda, first... good luck. 1234 ~ 21:08, 9 December, 2010

UnNews:Israel admits involvement in shark attacks‎‎

Good rollback! author RabbiTechno would be amused to hear himself called anti-Semetic [sic]. Spıke ¬ 20:35 9-Dec-10

Some people are just dense... like, really... dense... wait, does that mean I beat you to a rollback? YES! Finally! 1234 ~ 21:10, 9 December, 2010

Me talk here now

Hello, I read your reasoning about the voting on Aristocrats. Nice work! A question about that other place, can I move any of my pages from it to here if I thought it would fit? That goat one is doable here, I think. I'd call it an UnBook or something and would happily mention its source on the talk page and whereever else it would find itself (VFD). More laters, and thanks for your vote and pee on Never on Sunday, which lolidily is sitting on the front page. Aleister 00:15 10 12

My reasoning? I used reasoning? That's news to me... *shifty eyes*

And of course you can. Same licenses and whatnot, let alone the fact that they're yours, so you can do what you want, anyhow. If an article works both places, then by all means, why not? Hells, Crossbow even got featured on both... and I don't think you'd have to worry about deletion, anyhow, and if you have enough of a frame, it could even turn into a feature. Cheers. 1234 ~ 01:03, 10 December, 2010

Thanks, I didn't want to insult ? by doing so. Crossbow, yay, nice. One more favor. I'm inept at uploading pics here, I just don't know how. People have tried to explain but they think I know even the basics of what to copy with my mouse (and did you ever get a nice new mouse awhile back). Could you transfer that great goat pic on the article to Uncy? We have nothing as appropriate as that one, so I lucked into it. Thanks for ever-thing. Aleister 00:10 10 12

Eh, you couldn't insult ?pedia as much as some of the natives do regularly if you tried, I imagine... did I tell you that was why I got crossbow featured here? Someone there used that it failed VFH as an example of why ?pedia is worse... funny, passed VFH just fine the second time. Passed VFF. Go figure...

On the other hand, it might be insulting, but whatever. Nobody cares, eh?

Sure, sure... and I got... actually, I have no idea. I can't remember. o_O Is this a new mouse? Or this one? Or the one on the floor? Or were the all in a box? O__o 1234 ~ 01:17, 10 December, 2010

You brought the goat! You tied a rope around its horns, pushed from one side, and it popped into being on this side of the road. Thank you, keeper of the goat. Aleister 1:51 10 12

That is a beautiful goat... funny how they were using it for goatse. 1234 ~ 01:57, 10 December, 2010

hokay wat

You rolled back my own edit to my own talk page. What did I do? Do you not love me anymore? Is it my fault you broke up with daddy? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:08, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

She just thought you were magical. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:11, 10 December 2010

Oh, sorry! I must have clicked on the wrong thing... I'm so bad about that. Sorry! 1234 ~ 01:13, 10 December, 2010

Pink potato

Cute! But is this going to be fun, or are you going to insist that we all participate in some collective Breast Awareness? Spıke ¬ 01:28 12-Dec-10

Its just pink... I still need to put the blood on it, and thats a little harder. 1234 ~ 01:42, 12 December, 2010

(A saying that is on my Family Crest.) Spıke ¬ 01:44 12-Dec-10

Which? 1234 ~ 01:48, 12 December, 2010

Can u do teh gramors for dis 1 2?

User:Magic man/spammer welcome

That is so ugly... must you make things funny colours? Arg, and if you want me to proofread something, just give me the link; please dont subst: transclude it onto my talkpage. 1234 ~ 02:08, 12 December, 2010

There, sorry. --Magic Snow man ☃ 02:12, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, right... you probably noticed, I gave it a basic proof... but I still haven't griped about it. Frankly, I find it hard to read - red on white is painful enough, but the contrast with the blue links is just too much. It's bad on your talkpage, but this is even worse due to the greater abundance of links. If you at least make it a darker red and/or adjust the links to be an appropriate colour for the text, it would be a lot less hard on your targets.

And it also flows quite oddly - the sentence structure and manner of prose changes almost completely at random. It feels like it was written by at least three people, which may have something to do with the fact that it was written by at least two people, but a little more consistency might help, especially because those slighted tend to latch onto whatever flaws they see in their... er... slighter.

One more thing - why do you go right into listing the links, and then only explain what they are after? Introduce why they are there, first, not just 'you can get out of this sticky spot', oh, here are some random links. Might as well be squirrels at that point.

Although I'm still not sure why you would even need your own {{Oh dear}} in the first place... 1234 ~ 06:35, 12 December, 2010

Imposter!

So I clicked on your link to your wikipedia user. And I saw somone was syaing they were me on your talk page. They aren't. --Magic Snow man ☃ 06:07, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

I can no more believe you here than I can believe whoever that was there. Could just as easily have been the Magical man... or someone else entirely, or you, or whoever you are not. The question is, are you who you are? Did you anger someone in hypertext? How many fish sticks to the barrel? 1234 ~ 06:27, 12 December, 2010

Well you're just gonna have to take my word for it. What troubles me is that is my IP adress. Which means (seeing as I'm not the only one using this computer) that some one in my own home is trying to get me in trouble. Creepy huh? It's like the twilight zone or something... --Magic Snow man ☃ 18:57, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, a full-on mystery. Who in Magic man's own home is fucking with him? Is it out of love or jealousy of his writing skills? Is it that he stole the last of the biscuits and this is revenge? Or can it be that Magic man himself is taking Ambien and is sleepediting? The mystery deepens. Aleister 19:00 12 12

Well I am having some sort of a prank war with someone in my house. Hey Aleister, did you just say I have writing skills? --Magic Snow man ☃ 19:04, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

There, right there, the proof is in the pudding. You just wrote two coherent sentences in a row, putting you ahead of 99% of the general population and on-par with the good users here. Aleister 19:11 12 12

I guess... --Magic Snow man ☃ 19:25, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

The Imposter! Magic man would have never written "I guess" followed by three dots. Go away Imposter, leave this landscape alone. Follow your heart, right over a cliff, Imposter who dwells in Magic man's home. That is all. Not Aleister but also AN IMPOSTER!!! 19:30 12 12

You're right I don't usually use three dots. I usually use four. Why did I do that? Weird.... --Magic Snow man ☃ 19:38, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

I think I'll take nobody's word for anything and make a pie, instead. Mmmm, pie... 1234 ~ 19:44, 12 December, 2010

Unquotable:Quotes in AAAAA!

What do you think? Better? Worse? The same? You tell me. --Magic Snow man ☃ 19:40, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

Better. I'm too sidetracked to say how much, though. 1234 ~ 19:45, 12 December, 2010

Can you tell me now? --Magic Snow man ☃ 03:12, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

No. 1234 ~ 03:14, 13 December, 2010

God damn-it. How 'bout now? --Magic Snow man ☃ 03:54, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Language, young man! Really, you should keep a civil tongue when in a lady's presence.

And nope. 1234 ~ 04:08, 13 December, 2010

Blah fuck you! --Magic Snow man ☃ 04:26, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Well, aren't you pleasant today... and here I was going to do a proper comparison... guess you don't want that, eh? Cheerio. 1234 ~ 04:35, 13 December, 2010

Actually, I was talking to my cat. How 'bout now? --Magic Snow man ☃ 04:37, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Clearly... perhaps if you actually apologise. 1234 ~ 04:53, 13 December, 2010

No. *cough*Sorry*cough* --Magic Snow man ☃ 21:19, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, I should apologise as well, leading you on like that. Sorry about that. Anyway, as to the article itself, you know Orian is right - it's just playing off what is essentially a meme. As I said before, there really is not much you can do with it, probably at best making it into a full articled. As an article, it is much improved from before, at least - the random is for the most part gone, and the untimely demise serves as a bit of a story, but since it is mostly just AAAA and since what you are doing is explaining another article, indeed... especially just using an image of it. 1234 ~ 19:25, 14 December 2010

Well yes I know this will never be a great article. But I don't think it should be deleted. --Magic Snow man ☃ 02:27, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

That may take a fair bit more subtlety and consideration than you are generally accustomed to... perhaps you should let this one sit for awhile and come back to it with fresher eyes. 1234 ~ 03:45, 15 December 2010

That's what was planning on doing. And besides, I've run out of ideas for now. --Magic Snow man ☃ 03:47, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnPoetia:Poems that don't rhyme

Is this one better? --Magic Snow man ☃ 03:56, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Better; seems to go somewhere, but it also comes a bit close to rhyming some places. Rather disconcerting. 1234 ~ 04:07, 13 December, 2010

And we wouldn't want that. --Magic Snow man ☃ 04:25, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Unless you do. 1234 ~ 04:35, 13 December, 2010

Anyway, what do you think of it now? --Magic Snow man ☃ 18:01, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sorry; I'm really not good with poetry. It seems to be better than it was, though it wanders a bit. Eh... I dunno. 1234 ~ 20:01, 15 December 2010

Heeyyy...

Sorry, its me again. Have another guestion. About your User Page. I saw that picture. About a gerbil. With something on its head. Yes. And i saw that. Picture. Some days. Ago. In a web. Site. Called CovenWorldWide. So.

ARE YOU A KING DIAMOND FAN?!!

Hm? So i saw that picture, and thought the dude behind that picture is you. Just a opinion. Or something. - Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone...

I think Lyrithya is not a dude.But I'm not really sure about that.(no one really is) --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 13:39, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

I'm the only girl on Uncyclopedia. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 13:41, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I was watching your userpage and it looks very...girlish. I didn't know you're a girl. Actually I still can't believe you. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 13:44, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

I was fed up of hiding it. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 13:48, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Correction patrol: The gerbil is a bunny. Lyrithya is a girl unless when he's not. To be accurate, Chief is a trannie, and his female characteristics are enhanced with silicone and eye-liner. And that picture is everywhere, man, but the pancake makes me hungry. Aleister 13:50 13 12

Wait...you mean Lyrithya is a female except when she is a male? That doesn't make any sense. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:03, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

So... This is the end of the story of the pancake? Damn. - Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone...

Sorry, mon. It's just vandalism, aye. 1234 ~ 19:15, 14 December 2010

She has feminine vertions of awards, so i think she is a girl.--Poiz,Teh zork master!!!! 15:48, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks

Hi Lyrithya. Thanks for the reverts on my page when Sockhog turned up! Much appreciated!! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:33, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

I love you, man... 1234 ~ 21:53, 13 December 2010

Thanks for saving my pages from the 92 bandit. But a question, since we learned about this rollback thing doesn't an admin just roll-back all this guys edits at once, and restore the pages? Or am I mistaken on how it works. Gleek. Aleister 1:49 14 12

Well, that's what I was doing... rollback all! Hahah! Massive destructions! If I ever accidentally use that on myself, though, that would just suck.

No idea what an admin would do differently, though, besides also ban it, and someone got to that... is there something in the rights about reverting everything at once, then, for them? 1234 ~ 19:14, 14 December 2010

Censure

I was censured (Charlie Rangle style, not Census bureau style) a few weeks ago for slight modifications I made to the God page. The only reason listed was "wanker", which was not helpful. The changes in question are near the top of that page's history. I was hoping you could left me know what was so terrible about my changes that the loquacious ChiefJustice slapped a 1 week ban on me? I bring this to you as you left me a message offering adoption. (I am an especially easy adoption as I am fully housebroken and will only crap outside)

I did not break any rules am aware of, the link I put in went to a place that made contextual sense and was funny itself. The page was not locked, therefore open to edit/add to. Was the problem that I inserted lines into somebody else's section? Should I just have made a new section? I think the God page is too universal to close off to new voices; no one writer should be permitted to hold it as their own.

thanks for you help, Cesarofroam

Mon, articles are indeed open for edit by whoever, but adding external links really isn't the proper way to go about making funnies - pages need to make their jokes within themselves. And just adding links to the same block across a variety of articles as you apparently have just comes across as an attempt to insert vanity.

Mind, if you want to know why you were actually banned, or what 'wanker' means in this context, perhaps the person you should really be asking is the one who blocked you. 1234 ~ 19:06, 14 December 2010

Inserting that link was spamming, you reverted Socky when he reverted you, and you should apparently read this: User:ChiefjusticeDS/Things you should know. 1234 ~ 19:23, 14 December 2010

Hello there Cesarofroam, I blocked you because you added the same link to an external site several times and reverted another editor without explanation, unsurprisingly this is the sort of behaviour that spammers and wankers tend to exhibit when they come to the site and I recommend you avoid doing both in future. Also, if you genuinely did not intend to spam the site you could have made use of either the IRC channel or my email to request unblocking or clarification. I apologise that you were banned for so long, and I hope you can contribute further to Uncyclopedia. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 19:24, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, you were kidding about the dinner thing? Then my copy pasta efforts were wasted, alas... 1234 ~ 19:27, 14 December 2010

Cesar, I don't know about the God page, but pages like Islam, African American, Barack Obama, and others have gotten serious treatment by one author or a committee such as Imperial Colonization that discusses a comedy approach. We work hard to keep controversial pages playful and reject overt propaganda from either side. We don't "own" these pages, but when a newcomer wanders by and deposits grues, memes, or templates ("Whoops? Maybe you were looking for Bullshit?"), he will nearly always be reverted in favor of maintaining the tone we have set. In one of these pages, I would revert a link to an external web site (which is almost always vanity, trolling, or an advertisement) without looking at it. It would be on you to explain yourself. Spıke ¬ 19:37 14-Dec-10

ChiefJustice, thank you for a useful explanation. I wish I had had it earlier; I am unfamiliar with IRC channels or what they do, and did not see any link to your email. Attempts to post to your page were met with a "you are banned... cannot post..." catch-22 Joseph Heller would be proud of. So I was stymied.

I do indeed have a complete article to contribute on the subject of angels. The current angel page has very little to do with them, so I was considering calling it 'Angels of Heaven'. If you like, I will submit it to you first, just let me know how. Also, if you two are going to banter about dinner and pasta you could at least invite me, this is my section. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Cesarofroam (talk • contribs)

To continue my unsolicited kibitzing: When banned, you must log out and make any required appeal as Anon. If unsure whether to create the article in mainspace, you can start by creating it in your own space, such as User:Cesarofroam/Angels of Heaven. You can ask for a Pee Review and, if satisfactory, then press move to move it to mainspace. Spıke ¬ 19:46 14-Dec-10

Spike, I think you may be forgetting about autoblocks - unless it's disabled in the case, the blocked user will find its IP to have also been banned. Need to procure a new one to do that. o_O 1234 ~ 19:50, 14 December 2010

Exacamundo. Not only was my laptop IP blocked, but my PC at my job as well as every other PC on my job's network. I would have sent a carrier pidgeon, but well... none left after Thanksgiving and all... on a budget over here, you understand. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Cesarofroam (talk • contribs)

Well, the IRC and email options hold... anyway, could you also please remember to sign your name with four tildas (~~~~) in the future when you leave messages? Thanks. 1234 ~ 20:24, 14 December 2010

How to write articles

See, I helped in a roundabout way. As I spouted nonsense on the pee review page, Blackflamingo was attracted by the light and came through the trees to peek in, saw I was just a pest, and decided to write up a good pee review. Not that I agree with him, I like the page, but I'm not capable of criticism on some things like personal visions of a page. Now that he has blended it with knives held in both hands, it lays there bleeding, and I can at least offer a bandage. Oh wait, a bird. Must run after the bird. Aleister 21:53 14 12

Bird? Where?! *runs off after as well* 1234 ~ 21:56, 14 December 2010

You rang? --Black Flamingo 01:43, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

*hugs Black flamingo* 1234 ~ 01:46, 15 December 2010

Thanks

For fixing Roman Dog Birds talk page. I was going to do it but I had to write a response to a question on my talk page. As for the vandal, I already put him on ban control, so we'll see him disappear soon enough.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:38, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, no need to thank me... I just revert suspicious stuff when I see it. Don't you? 1234 ~ 02:00, 15 December 2010

Absolutely. Reverting suspicious stuff makes me a better Uncyclopedian. Plus, I get free cookies with big chocolate chips. Yum!--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:04, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

Really... that's interesting. It makes me a worse Uncyclopedian, I've found... the more I hang on recent changes, the more crazy ideas I get and the more... er... nevermind. 1234 ~ 03:37, 15 December 2010

It gives you the power to look at other people's business on Uncyclopedia, like the eyes of God. So much for a ordinary mortal to handle, right?--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 03:39, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

I can't even handle it when people try to pluralise things with apostrophes... 1234 ~ 03:47, 15 December 2010

I'm done!

What do you think? --Magic Snow man ☃ 18:22, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

Much better. More funny, perhaps. Etc. 1234 ~ 22:13, 16 December 2010

Sorry and thanks...

...For adding the scores I neglected to update on top 10. I should've sobered up before editing :P -^Dame 17:33, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

Well, you really weren't the only one. On the other hand, you also voted for some... well... nice ones. 1234 ~ 18:40, 17 December 2010

Lyrithya

I LOVE YOU (Я ЛЮБЛЮ ТЕБЯ)!!! --/Лёва Корова 17:33, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

This looks Lesbian to me. Spıke ¬ 17:48 17-Dec-10

shrink your sig and put it in a subpage, please--Poiz,Teh zork master!!!! 17:54, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

Indeed, see this - UN:SIG. Keep the images below... what was it, 16px high? 12px? Whatever the page says. 1234 ~ 18:41, 17 December 2010

12. ~ 18:48, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

You actually remember that off the top of your head? Da-amn... either you have good memory, or your priorities are really weird. 1234 ~ 19:03, 17 December 2010

I LOVE YOU (Я ЛЮБЛЮ ТЕБЯ)!!! --/Лёва Корова 21:30, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

Well we all hate you. --Black Flamingo 21:37, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

Indeed... with a signature like that, it's certainly not hard. 1234 ~ 22:09, 17 December 2010

Well in that case, can I love you? --Magic Snow man ☃ 14:34, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure this guy can't speak English, which would explain his resilience to the constant reminders to fix his sig. He's on my talk page now, messing it up with his monstrous sign-off. Although it looks ok here... strange. --Black Flamingo 15:05, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

Indeed... shame, really.

As for the sig here, I, er... modified it. Just now I went in and modified his sig file, too, see if that makes an impression. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 15:37, 18 December 2010

if love fails, force might work. (i will call a mod to threaten a ban)--Poiz,Teh zork master!!!! 15:44, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

no, use a love potion, stupid--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:29, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

/uses love potion on iwillkillyou then dissapears--Poiz,Teh zork master!!!! 18:30, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

I have to be Honest

I think you really should become an admin. You contribute so much here that you totally deserve the reward.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:59, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

That... ain't a reward. If I was an admin, people would probably expect me to actually do things. To... to care! Not that admins necessarily do, mind, but the expectation is there. As it is, I have deniability! I have people to dump things on! I don't actually have to worry it, because they're the ones whose decisions the difficult things ultimately are... even the maintenance I do, I can wander off and not do it pretty much whenever I want, because there are always other people who will, and usually they do a better job, anyhow. But admins tend to be the last dump people, the ones who wind up doing the ugly stuff after nobody else does... or in a lot of cases, have to, because nobody else can, or can be trusted to.

How in the blazes is that a reward?! *flails* 1234 ~ 18:07, 19 December 2010

Did I say reward. I meant rank, or position. Why the hell did I said reward?--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:48, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Only you can answer that... 1234 ~ 18:49, 19 December 2010

My grammar skills suck. Thats the best answer I got--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:52, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

And does that extend to typing completely the wrong words from time to time? Eh, the grammar you might be able to do something about, but the latter is a lot harder, at least in my experience. 1234 ~ 19:05, 19 December 2010

Choosing the wrong words happen very rarely, mostly by not thinking on what you're writing about.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 19:07, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Really? It happens for me all the time. But then, I do excel at not thinking... interesting... you have given me something to consider. 1234 ~ 19:09, 19 December 2010

If we made L an admin she wouldn't have time to do all the wonderful things she does now, like watching recent changes and reviewing and voting on things. That's just as important as banning people and huffing things. --Black Flamingo 19:44, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Better than making me an admin; I would turn this site into an authoritarian state with me as your Eternal Dictator. On second thought, that's not a bad idea.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 19:52, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

I don't have time already. I just... er... do things anyway. *shifty eyes*

And iwillkillyou, your. YOUR! I fixed it, but sheesh... we really need to learn you some grammar. 1234 ~ 19:56, 19 December 2010

I don't see how you'd enforce the dictatorship considering there's lots of other admins, but it's a nice idea. --Black Flamingo 20:16, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

There ARE lots of other admins, flamingo. Not is... *grumbles about wordage* 1234 ~ 20:24, 19 December 2010

Sorry. Me let my grammars slip for a minute. --Black Flamingo 20:31, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, ahppens to all of us. But still... 1234 ~ 20:43, 19 December 2010

I thought you were an admin, but you were not? Surprises, surprises... Hey, then,...

DAMN WHY I DID NOT MESSED ON YOURE TALK PAGE?!!

eehhehehee... just joking Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... 13:11, December 20, 2010

Ehhh? 1234 ~ 17:56, 20 December 2010

Number one of the month

Again. Nice, and it's becoming a habit. Very gooth! Aleister 23:06 19 12

Thanks... except now I feel bad for booting out all those other ones from third... *shifty eyes* Sorry. 1234 ~ 01:34, 20 December 2010

Ah, did you do one of those last minute voting things? But it's best with three, and not loaded with extra pages. I have very little attention on my pages on that list, isn't one of the things I keep track of here. We have this month and then the voting for the top ten of 2010, and you will have a few candidates up for that! I'll get my voting thumb ready for Protaganist. (and Suddenly, Racoons, Fluffy Bunny World, and the Wizard will have my votes too). Aleister 13:39 20 12

Aleister, it's people like you that make this site what it is; the worst. --Black Flamingo 13:52, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

I like it that way. 1234 ~ 17:59, 20 December 2010

Can't find a title

You made the image with that guy with the glasses and the mustace that doesn't let you see the page? And what is the name of this file? and

I was feeling bored so I made this template. Merry Christmas!

Bye --M&M (christmas mood) 13:37, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

For Disguise, I redid the Groucho mask... that what you mean? And a glorious Christmas to you, mon. 1234 ~ 15:24, 21 December 2010

Yeah, that was the file but I forgot why I wanted to find it. --M&M (christmas mood) 16:28, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Good job. >.< 1234 ~ 16:50, 21 December 2010

Who did a good job? --M&M (christmas mood) 16:52, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

You did, he said sarcastically. 1234 ~ 16:58, 21 December 2010

Who said that? --M&M (christmas mood) 17:01, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Me... you... that guy over there... take your pick. 1234 ~ 17:03, 21 December 2010

Alright...can it be the grue-dildo I gave you? --M&M (christmas mood) 17:07, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Er... sure. O_o 1234 ~ 17:12, 21 December 2010

Tell me, have you used my present? --M&M (christmas mood) 17:28, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Er... no... I could rape someone with it for you if you'd like, though. 1234 ~ 18:01, 21 December 2010

Well...I'm thinking about Socky... but I want to see the rape happening here! --M&M (christmas mood) 18:23, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

/me randomly rapes someone. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:24, 21 December 2010

No! No, no! That's all wrong! YOU are getting raped by the grue-dildo I gave to Lyrithya. --M&M (christmas mood) 18:31, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Meh, it works for me. Although I think I might be inclined to declare this talkpage a rape-free zone from here on out... 1234 ~ 18:33, 21 December 2010

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:34, 21 December 2010

It's fine by me but I wanted to see Lyrithya raping Socky. Pleeeease? *cute eyes* --M&M (christmas mood) 18:37, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Hey! What did I say about inordinately afflicting the page-width? *glares and points to the page rules*

Also, no. I ain't gonna. 1234 ~ 19:01, 21 December 2010

Gulp

You did it. You pulled out your big gun. And fired it. How did it feel? Did it twitch in your hand, or was as easy as lifting a finger? Now I must fear you, and do so. /runs away, runs far away Aleister 2:48 Solstice plus one MMX

Actually, I've done that a few times now, some on ?pedia, some here... it's easy, when they're just spammy things like that; don't even need to check, really. Now the really big gun, that I'm afraid to pull out... It's scary. 1234 ~ 02:56, 22 December 2010

What gun? --M&M (christmas mood) 12:24, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

The SCARY gun! *flails a bit and then goes back to what she was doing* 1234 ~ 13:36, 22 December 2010

Whoa! And remember. There's always a Mimo&maxus to comment. --M&M (christmas mood) 13:42, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

You the The Scary Door commentator guy? 1234 ~ 14:39, 22 December 2010

I think I'm the Broken Toilet commentator guy --M&M (christmas mood) 14:45, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

And how's that working out for you? 1234 ~ 17:08, 22 December 2010--M&M (christmas mood) 20:33, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know. You know what I know? That I still haven't been banned. I'm awesome, right?or just a simple nerd? --M&M (christmas mood) 20:03, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm... perhaps we should do something about that. 1234 ~ 20:07, 22 December 2010

YOU CAN'T!!! HA HA! YOU'RE NOT AN ADMIN! YOU'RE NOT AN ADMIN! CRY! CRY! oh, crap --M&M (christmas mood) 20:09, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

I never said I could actually ban you, but I'm sure we could get someone who can to do so if we tried... er... 1234 ~ 20:11, 22 December 2010

We? Why should I try when I got you to do it for me? HA! --M&M (christmas mood) 20:15, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Love, I can't actually do anything. Hells, I can't even bum a joke ban off Zombiebaron anymore... I bet you could, though. Ask him to ban you, and he probably would... 1234 ~ 20:17, 22 December 2010

But I don't want to get banned... wait a minute... are you angry at me??? *ready to cry. AGAIN!* --M&M (christmas mood) 20:21, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, you really don't? Now that is peculiar. And don't cry... cookie? 1234 ~ 20:24, 22 December 2010

Sniff...*wipes tears* Orange Cookies? --M&M (christmas mood) 20:26, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Of course. And apologies, and whatnot... and tea, if you'd like. 1234 ~ 20:28, 22 December 2010

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! --M&M (christmas mood) 20:33, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Eh? 1234 ~ 20:39, 22 December 2010

Mustace Power!!! --M&M (christmas mood) 20:41, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Wot? 1234 ~ 20:46, 22 December 2010

nigga nigga nigga bitsizz nigggaz dis shit *tries to get banned* --M&M (christmas mood) 20:51, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

*grumbles a bit and wanders off* 1234 ~ 21:08, 22 December 2010

*masturbates while thinking of Lyrithya raping Socky with the grue-dildo he gave to her for Christmas* --M&M (christmas mood) 21:14, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

HEY! No masturbating on my talkpage! Have you no manners?! 1234 ~ 21:25, 22 December 2010

I'll be on IRC tonight just to talk dirty to a lady!!! Spıke ¬ 22:09 22-Dec-10

Will you be covered in mud? 1234 ~ 22:22, 22 December 2010

That template on the review

Was never intended to be there. I tried to do the <no wiki> but that failed miserably because it didn't do anything so I just did the template. But thanks for fixing it.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:03, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, no problem... though you might as well just use the {{tl}} template in the future. It's nice. I dunno why it took me so long to realise that... *pokes it with a chopstick* 1234 ~ 05:10, 23 December 2010

May have failed 'cause there's no space in nowiki. Spıke ¬ 14:27 23-Dec-10

Oh, I thought he just did that so it'd render... bah, I plead tiredness. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 14:56, 23 December 2010

Ah, I see what I did, I'll remember that next time. Thanks for clearing that up.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 18:53, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

I need you to use your witchcraft...

...on this please. I'm trying to make it look all pretty and happy but I'm only getting sad and scary. I know you're a whiz with this kind of stuff so I throw myself at your mercy. I'm trying to get a wintery type theme, maybe with some snowflakes in the background if possible. The words need to be a darker color and a fancy "old English" style font would be cool. If you can pull this miracle off for me, I'll give you what I have in my pocket. I'm not telling what it is though. --—John Lydon 14:17, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

You sure you don't want pink? It's doable, of course, but pink would be so nice, too... but anyway, I should tell you now - fonts aren't really an option - anything I have installed you probably wouldn't, and visa versa, and I don't think I want what you have in your pocket... but I'll give it a proddery. Was Zombiebaron going to do the images, and what were those going to be, though? 1234 ~ 15:07, 23 December 2010

I threw something up on ZB's talk page but I didn't see a response. I basically told ZB to go crazy so if he has something he's planning on doing, I have no clue what it would be. Also, 2 things;

1) No pink 2) I really think you'll want what's in my pocket --—John Lydon 15:18, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

...I'll get on that... soonish. Not sure if it'll be before or after I finish that review, which, incidentally, I'm really sorry about taking so long to do. Not sorry enough to actually finish it, apparently, but that might have something to do with the 7-5 desk job I'm currently chained to. At least, that's my excuse. Er... *shifty eyes* I'm working, I'm working, I swear! *flails and runs away* 1234 ~ 17:56, 23 December 2010

No worries on the review. Thanks for at least attempting it. That's more than most. 7-5 desk job? That seems excessive. Do you live in China? --—John Lydon 18:19, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

Wait, so what was Zombiebaron going... er... wait... okay, you've lost me.

And the review, you may say that, but who knows what Chief will say... ghah, damn admins... *mumbles incoherently and wanders off* 1234 ~ 20:30, 23 December 2010

SOS

Seasons greeting, Dear. I appreciated your input on Roberto Duran, along with others. In fact the article needed the nom to push it up to become much better. Now I removed all the nonsense, and other objectionable stuff and the result, now, is way better. Uncyclopedia needs more Champions featured. I real feel that you might approve of the article if you saw what it has become after 11 days on VFH. Now its waaaaay better. This is just one more whore request for a final decision, if you're in the spirit. It's better in greater part because of your comments. It's at 7/0 now. Cheers!--Funnybony    18:31, Dec 23

Oh, right... I was going to give that another look, wasn't I... sorry about that. I... er... will... really. o_O I mean it this time. But first I need to... agh... stuff. Always stuff. Why is there always stuff?! 1234 ~ 20:33, 23 December 2010

And since we'se talkin' features, thanks for your vote on Almost Full, it made it!!! And on Jesus is Christian NOT Jewish, it might make it!!! And the other one, the Off With Their Heads Doll, I agree that it's not a feature, mainly because of timeliness (and it may actually be missing something, as you say, maybe off with their headisms). If NOT Jewish makes it tomorrow, I'm going to try the Goat page to try to get it up before by December 31st, for nonobvious reasons. And that's all for features! And I see you've finally came out of the closet on the bot thing, 'bout time. Aleister 23:28 Festivus MMX

Mmm... well, the doll one, the missing something thing, it's not necessarily a bad thing. It just annoys me. How non-obvious? Feh, maybe I should write something... hain't gotten squat featured this month, I have. 1234 ~ 18:44, 24 December 2010

I want to write something too. I seem to have lost the magic. We should all collab on something, use a little of each other's magic. You start now and I'll get back to you later. --Black Flamingo 19:03, December 24, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, someone else should start it. I need to get my computer working and do all these other... things. But it has three applications with GUIs installed on it. I have no idea how to proceed. 1234 ~ 19:41, 24 December 2010

Hello there! --M&M (christmas mood) 20:00, December 24, 2010 (UTC)

*explodes* 1234 ~ 20:01, 24 December 2010

Here

Have a cookie:

Magic man has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For making that MotM patch without even being asked. Thanks. --Magic Snow man ☃ 23:20, December 24, 2010 (UTC)

*pokes head out of freezer* Oh, so you're not here to murdalise my children? I thought you might be... er... nevermind. It just looked like it needed a clean-up. 1234 ~ 23:49, 24 December 2010

Well still, thanks. --Magic Snow man ☃ 23:55, December 24, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sorry. 1234 ~ 23:56, 24 December 2010

About what? And by the way, did you say you have kids? WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?!? --Magic Snow man ☃ 23:58, December 24, 2010 (UTC)

Er... no. Yes. Hi. *runs away* 1234 ~ 00:07, 25 December 2010

But what are you sorry about? --Magic Snow man ☃ 00:16, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Er... nothing. *shifty eyes*

*hides something behind his back* 1234 ~ 00:22, 25 December 2010

What is it?!? *Grabs it from behind Lyrithya's back, and then gasps* --Magic Snow man ☃ 00:44, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

No! *blows up the page* – Preceding unsigned comment added by Lyrithya (talk • contribs)

*With his last dying breath says: "Lyrithya, I am your father."* --Magic Snow man ☃ 02:47, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

*comes back in a pink dress and dark helmet and everything* WHAT?! But I'm your mother! 1234 ~ 02:54, 25 December 2010

Well this is unexpected, aaand... Scene! --Magic Snow man ☃ 02:59, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Ayup. Wonder what happens next; the suspense is killing me. Meh... bagels, anywhere? 1234 ~ 03:08, 25 December 2010

Well that was random... --Magic Snow man ☃ 03:09, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Was it? 1234 ~ 03:13, 25 December 2010

Very. --Magic Snow man ☃ 03:16, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Well, we'll see what the drivers put on the bagels. Could outdo the scriptwriters, that. 1234 ~ 03:20, 25 December 2010

That was also quite random, oh by the way! Did you know that quantum physics dictate: That if a purple rhino where to eat santa's toes, it would implode china? --Magic Snow man ☃ 03:40, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps. But seriously, what sort of set doesn't have bagels? 1234 ~ 03:46, 25 December 2010

One member of the

audience applauds

Over here to the left

of the stage. Aleister

4:17 25 12

That was also quite random... --Magic Snow man ☃ 04:27, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Was it, though? We were following patterns, and patterns are inherently ordered. Not seeing the patterns, perhaps because they existed only inside our own heads, or perhaps due to something else, you could consider it random. But that does not mean the patterns are not there, that the connections do not exist. 1234 ~ 04:37, 25 December 2010

I'm lost... --Magic Snow man ☃ 04:45, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Well, consider... what is 'random'? 1234 ~ 04:47, 25 December 2010

I don't think you got what I was trying to say... --Magic Snow man ☃ 04:50, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Do you? 1234 ~ 05:02, 25 December 2010

I do. --Magic Snow man ☃ 05:03, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

I don't believe you. 1234 ~ 05:07, 25 December 2010

Well you'll just have to take my word for it. --Magic Snow man ☃ 05:11, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Or if you want, I could show you the picture... --Magic Snow man ☃ 05:13, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

There are no pictures of such things. Light does not capture them. 1234 ~ 05:19, 25 December 2010

Yes it does! See:

That's me, "getting it". --Magic Snow man ☃ 05:24, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

There is no 'it' to get. The 'ahah moment' is an illusion propagated only by the wishful. 1234 ~ 05:28, 25 December 2010

You're a glass half empty kinda person, aren't you? --Magic Snow man ☃ 05:47, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

I just tend to approach things relativistically. I mean, really... what's the glass even partially full of? Some things are better than others... 1234 ~ 05:48, 25 December 2010

What if the glass was half full of nothing? O_o --Magic Snow man ☃ 06:34, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Then the other half would have to contain something, or it would be entirely full of nothing. 1234 ~ 06:37, 25 December 2010

Touché. --Magic Snow man ☃ 06:43, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Bwahah! I'm answers man! 1234 ~ 06:50, 25 December 2010

NOOOOOOOO! --Magic Snow man ☃ 06:53, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

No? Why not? 1234 ~ 06:55, 25 December 2010

Hello there! --M&M (christmas mood) 07:49, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Hi. 1234 ~ 15:56, 25 December 2010

Hello! --Magic Snow man ☃ 16:37, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

What ya talkin 'bout? --M&M (christmas mood) 16:39, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Who knows. Really, who does? I sure don't. 1234 ~ 16:57, 25 December 2010

I know one thing. That half of my edits(They are more of a thousand, bitches, yeah!!!) were made on your talkpage. HA --M&M (christmas mood) 17:00, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

My talkpage feels loved. 1234 ~ 17:02, 25 December 2010

You mean I can masturbate now? --M&M (christmas mood) 17:05, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

As long as you do it somewhere not here. 1234 ~ 17:47, 25 December 2010

Hey, if your talk page is a free rape zone why don't you make it a free masturbate zone too? --M&M (christmas mood) 19:00, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Didn't I? I can't remember. Well, consider it made. 1234 ~ 19:02, 25 December 2010

Yay! *masturbates* --M&M (christmas mood) 19:05, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Did you seriously just play off my dyslexia..? No! Bad! No mnasturbating, no raping, now get out, get out! Masturbating-free, not the other way around... 1234 ~ 19:09, 25 December 2010

But... but not even a little? --~   19:11, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

*gets out a crossbow* 1234 ~ 19:13, 25 December 2010

*gets out a bazooka* --~   19:16, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

Darling, would you really intend violence on me on my own page? 1234 ~ 19:36, 25 December 2010

errr...no? --~   09:20, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

...dang. *hastily stuffs something in a nearby urn* 1234 ~ 09:24, 26 December 2010

*makes a shit-pie* --~   09:26, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

*hits Mimo&maxus with a frying pan* 1234 ~ 09:28, 26 December 2010

*asks Lyrithya to check out his new awesome sig and then passes out* --~   09:31, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

It'd look better if the talk one was the same height as the other one. 1234 ~ 09:32, 26 December 2010

You mean... it's not... nice?? *cries and puts the gun to his head* --~   09:35, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

You could just, ah, fix it, you know. Or explain how you meant to do that. Or... I dunno. Actually, that looks like a nice gun; wouldn't want to get it all bloody. Here, use this one. *hands over a nailgun* 1234 ~ 09:38, 26 December 2010

Awww, you're so nice. *takes the nailgun*

a dead Mimo&maxus

*harvests organs* 1234 ~ 22:46, 26 December 2010

Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you sell my organs to mafia? They will give you money and you will be able to hire a gipsy. Then you will tell her to bring me back to life so that you can kill me, yourself. Nice idea? --M&M (christmas mood) 10:50, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

But that would require effort on my part. Why don't you just resurrect yourself? I'm sure you can come up with something; I knew this one lady who returned herself from the dead utilising the soul from a fruit-based preservative spread.

And are you a ghost, or something? Rattle some chains, why don't you? 1234 ~ 14:58, 27 December 2010

OK. I will be a gipsy and then I will bring me back to life. And I will film the moment that I come back to life, and then sell the video to a movie company in order to make money. When I'll take the money I will tell mafia to kill YOU and then give me a dozen of bananas. --M&M (christmas mood) 15:13, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Why would the mafia give you bananas, exactly? Or would that be the proof that I'm dead? I don't have a dozen bananas, you know... 1234 ~ 16:27, 27 December 2010

You didn't let me finish. Mafia will give me the bananas because I'm gonna pay them. When I eat them, I will throw the peels into your grave. --M&M (christmas mood) 16:53, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Great. So, ah... why am I not dead yet, eh? 1234 ~ 18:09, 27 December 2010

Err... there must be something wrong with the mafia. --M&M (christmas mood) 20:21, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Shame. I haven't been dead in awhile. 1234 ~ 20:49, 27 December 2010

Man this section went on for a while while I was gone! Anyway... Ya... --Magic Snow man ☃ 01:38, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, hello. 1234 ~ 01:43, 29 December 2010

Yo. --Magic Snow man ☃ 02:04, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

Riker

Riker has just opened the third Forum thread of his very public decision to resign from the site. The bottom line is we will never get CONTENT out of him and we will continue to get DRAMA, and it will interfere with the business at hand. I hope you can gently convince your young acolytes that it serves no purpose to engage this guy further. Separately, you may glare at me all you like on VFD, but you see that I was holding out your KDE as the right way to write this sort of article, not dissing it? Spıke ¬ 22:58 25-Dec-10

PS--Failed to go on IRC as promised to talk dirty to you. Maybe another time. Spıke ¬ 22:59 25-Dec-10

Nnnngrrrrnnng... I saw. Escalated to removing even more content... but Spike, you know how horrible I am at talking to people! How utterly ineffective it tends to be; what could I possibly say or do to help?

And that glare was related to the fact that it is fairly decent and that you helped, and now I resent you for that, or something. Not that I do, but I can pretend, right?

And that's perfectly fine, really. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 00:13, 26 December 2010

I will recover from being glared at! just wanted to clarify that--regardless of who gets the credit--it is fairly decent. You are not inept with people, and our young cops Meganew and Iwillkillyou, they listen to you, whereas I am just a mean old junkyard dog with a plastic spiked collar. Spıke ¬ 00:37 26-Dec-10

Good, since I'll probably glare at you a lot... it does still need work, though. Like Science fiction - almost there, but needs work. And I'm too lazy/sidetracked/busy/tired/etc to do any, so they just sit there... although anyone could go in and finish off the science fiction one, more than this. Both more common knowledge and a collaboration to boot, that thing... argh...

And no, they really don't. At least, they shouldn't... anyone who listens to me is probably at the start of a very long, dark road, into a dreamscape of nightmares that could never end well. Never. On the other hand, I do seem to be building up to sufficient crankiness to do something crazy, so let's see how crazy I can get, eh? *cackles a bit and then wanders off* 1234 ~ 01:26, 26 December 2010

Yikes!!!

Yikes!!! It might help if you ever slept, but you don't seem to. I like Science fiction--It's reality-based cynicism, as I did with Vulcan. Spıke ¬ 12:28 26-Dec-10

Sleep is overrated. What would that help, anyhow? And anyway, a whole active IC will lead to some pretty good ideas and stuff; they just really failed at the turning it into a cohesive article with that one at first. It's getting better, at least. 1234 ~ 22:45, 26 December 2010

Added link. Just had to be done. Nothing personal. Nothing gained. Who's that? Al second later

This needs work, needs to have more than ramblings and a deconstruction of its spelling. "Yikes," you see, is no ordinary expression; it is an expression uttered by a Pogo Possum or Mickey Mouse, accompanied by a lurch backward as though shot in the chest or pulled back by a stunt-man's wire, with those lines radiating from the utteror's head, and maybe a little blushing (illustration! examples!), over an event that is shockingly revolting, in a trivial way. Spıke ¬ 13:58, 15:57 26-Dec-10

Thanks for the review and ideas. It's on a user page now because I've just started it, and your suggestions will be taken under utmost consideration, except for the word "rambling" at the start, which I will take and treasure as a SPIKE insult. A badge of honour, that. Aleister 21:39 26 12

If only UnNews authorized me to issue Rejection Notices, I would give you enough to build your collection around! But now, snow has arrived, the signal is weakening, and a backyard brush fire is auto-extinguishing as planned. But I may be off-line until 17:00z. Spıke ¬ 21:58 26-Dec-10

Pope Fadda Murphy

I just saw the Pope pic, thank you, iz perfect. That is Fulton Sheen, yes? No? Maybe so? Close enough. The background is perfect too, a Papal upgrade. Thanks to the tenth power. Aleister 21:41 26 12

Yay, shiny. And it said he was the guy... looks like him, too. Although unlike the first, apparently a painting, this one was done in pastels, so he looks more pleasant, or something. Glad it works. 1234 ~ 22:48, 26 December 2010

The Fadda thanks you personally, or so I've heard. Your deer UnNews, nice, but I was laughing while reading it just imagining SPIKE's reaction when he reads the page. Poor deer, and poor dear. Aleister 4:00 27 12

Oooo, this'll be good... not that he should have expected anything different, considering how much time I've been spending both around ?pedia and around Zim... corrupting influences, both of them. And cheers for the Fadda, mon. 1234 ~ 04:04, 27 December 2010

Yeah, I'll write up an article about Murphy becoming Pope when Benedict dies, and then mainspace it after Benedict does die (can't live that much longer, although he may eek out a few years) but before the enclave. So Zim is trapped at ?, like in another dimension or something? Does he watch over us here, or just ignores us now? Aleister 4:09 27 12

Such forethought and planning ahead... will it even still apply properly, come time? Never can know, ahead of time. I wouldn't say he's trapped, just hangs around, writes news even stranger than he did for UnNews, that sort of thing. And he does pop by here sometimes; dunno how often or how muchly, but... 1234 ~ 04:14, 27 December 2010

UnNews:Deer left traumatised after incident in supermarket

Hey, you made number one article on UnNews! Oh Deer! Zim, strange, like a ghost, as he claimed. And Fadda, yeah, it should fit well if I polish it. In the first page he was talking to a local catholic meeting, in the second he spoke to the International Conference of Bishops or Cardinals, in the next one he'll be addressing the United Nations from the podium there. That should be fun to write, and I should start soon. Congrats on the UnNews! Aleister 4:21 27 12

And he doesn't even say anything, just sticks it in and leaves... *huffs irritably* Sounds like you have your work cut out for you, so to speak... although that doesn; t sound so bad, since if it's already cut, at least you know what you need to do... which you do. Hmm.

Thanks. I think. 1234 ~ 04:36, 27 December 2010

This is a one-trick deer (one-and-a-half, with the segue into possible litigation). It leads because it was made for the EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW graphic, but it will have one fine day in the spotlight and then not gently droop down the Front Page (as EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW doesn't work in any other position on 1024px screens) but we will Move On. And I believe they do use American spelling in Boulder. PS--Am not delighted with my own inside-joke article in the 3-Spot, either, but Kip has had days to nail down FA, and no one's writing anything new. Spıke ¬ 10:29 27-Dec-10

PS--Got a replacement UnNews for the inside-joke now, "Man sues spammers." "Deer left traumatised" might grow on me, too; we'll have to see what Funnybony comes in with. Spıke ¬ 12:53 27-Dec-10

1024px, that's... er... *pokes screen* Ye gods, Windows doesn't even display the window resolutions?! This is so useless! All these completely rubbish features it comes with, and nothing that's actually useful... well, whatever this is, that yellow header bar is too wide for it, which makes absolutely no sense, I might add...

Oh, right. I didn't actually give the location much thought after I realised my original idea would have taken too much brain-thought. Brain-thought is annoying. It makes pains. Stone god angry. Angry stone god bad; angry stone god give head pains!

Suing spammers, eh? Now that sounds almost interesting enough to read.

...almost. 1234 ~ 15:13, 27 December 2010

I only know I've gote 1024px because I sat down and counted them. Funnybony's story for today is just ger-ross. Ditto the illustration. You might have the lead for two days. Spıke ¬ 18:13 27-Dec-10

You... counted them? And you use your whole screen for a web browser? Although I guess with that aspect ratio, that would actually make sense... o_O

And gross...? Just what did he... oh, the odors? Bah, he got the speelings backwards, too, but that actually looks to be fairly typical to Uncyclopedia, so what's so bad about that? 1234 ~ 18:27, 27 December 2010

---

I take it a deer was trapped in a supermarket in Boulder, and you had a web link, but lost it, and Googled the key words and got an article to use as Sources. That was odd and hilarious; but the point of Sources is to help your reader out by showing what your article was based on--not just to give him any old article so you can say you followed the rules. If you really don't think it matters what real news story you used, just slap {{Original}} on it. Spıke ¬ 00:21 29-Dec-10

Actually, that article I did base it on - I pretty much stole the structure and content of that article and just changed it so it was a deer instead of an actress. But okay... 1234 ~ 00:48, 29 December 2010

I did mention I didn't actually read any of the rules or guides or whatnot, right? 1234 ~ 00:50, 29 December 2010

Oh! in that case, you're fine. Spıke ¬ 00:50 29-Dec-10

Now I'm confused. 1234 ~ 00:54, 29 December 2010

What's a bot?

I thought you should know. Is it some kind of robot? --M&M (christmas mood) 14:17, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

A bot is an automated process, some sort of program or script, written to perform generally mindless repetitive tasks for which clearly defined and accurate algorithms will suffice.

My task is to complain. Am I a good bot? 1234 ~ 15:15, 27 December 2010

No. --M&M (christmas mood) 15:45, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

*tears up* 1234 ~ 16:00, 27 December 2010

I... i mean... no you are not a good bad bot... yeah. --M&M (christmas mood) 16:02, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

*runs away, sobbing* 1234 ~ 16:21, 27 December 2010

*makes apple juice and then serves it to Lyrithya* --M&M (christmas mood) 16:48, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

*eyes it suspiciously and then gives it to one of her cats* 1234 ~ 18:07, 27 December 2010

I'd be more likely to test it on myself before I let my cats have it. If I had any cats, that is. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:09, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Why? Perhaps you need some demonic kitties. Now those are fun. 1234 ~ 18:11, 27 December 2010

Why

Do you get all the bans?--HM (T) 08:54, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

...buh? I do? Since when? Did I get banned again when I wasn't paying attention, or something? 1234 ~ 13:38, 28 December 2010

HELPME, look, it's HELPME! Hi, and happy holidayseverything. I hope all goes well. And look at Lyrithya, all grown up and one of the best users at uncy while sitting on a perch of niceness. HELPME! Come back. And Lyrithya, I saw that gamespace deletion takes a long time, can't someone just use that big gun on the users edits and knock them all out at once, or in large segments at once? It seems like that would work, or maybe that's how it's done and I'm just eating porridge. Aleister 19:39 28 12

I always kind of saw L as Helpme's replacement. And Helpme as Why?'s replacement. I'm not sure who Why? replaced because I wasn't there, but it was probably someone very anal. --Black Flamingo 20:09, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

...are you calling me anal? *suspicious look*

Eh, and he wonders why I get all the bans? Perhaps it has something to do with my actually being around... hang around here more, dammit, HELPME! *shakes fist*

And Aleister, me, nice? Wot? And... eeeh? Okay, he really should come back more. Aleister's starting to get even more delusional than he already is.

As for the big gun, Aleister, I think what you're thinking of is a Staff thing - 'nukes' a single user's contributions. But those game subpages came from all sorts of random passerby, so they'd need the mass deletion thing, anyway, which from what I understand was a Wikia page somewhere. Admins used to use it to mass remove pages in a listing... but they lost the URL or something. Zombiebaron was asking in the #wikia IRC channel the other day and nobody even knew what he was talking about... so I really dunno. Why are you even asking me?

Normally deleting a page is just like moving a page, though. Except instead of it going somewhere else, it goes away... sounds horribly tedious. Poor admins. 1234 ~ 20:13, 28 December 2010

Well, HELPME should just be made an admin and put to work deleting all the games. That would kill two fnords with one clone. Aleister 20:17 28 12

Eh, does he really deserve that? Can't we just forgive whatever he might have done in the past and be nice to him now? 1234 ~ 20:22, 28 December 2010

No need to forgive. Me and HELPME had a very special bond. Basically, I would mess up official pages and he would go in and fix them. Internet based friendships don't get much deeper than that. --Black Flamingo 20:29, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

And just what did you do to them, eh? 1234 ~ 20:32, 28 December 2010

Remember when I updated the pee list? And contributed to worst 100 reflections? And couldn't work out how to format userboxes? Well it was nothing like that. --Black Flamingo 20:38, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

Nope, I don't remember. What was it like? 1234 ~ 20:47, 28 December 2010

It was like that when I got here. --Black Flamingo 21:48, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

Like what? Wait, what was? 1234 ~ 21:53, 28 December 2010