User talk:Lyrithya/archive03

Need reviewers for my article.

Would you please get some users and admins & kindly ask them to review my article here: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/ATX? I don't want my article to get deleted again. Thank you, DJ Mixerr 18:09, October 9, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

Nice copy-paste spam... asking people to ask? Clearly you're capable of going around and asking users things; why not ask them to do as opposed to asking then to ask to do? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101009 - 18:21 (UTC)

Almost first, damn

Could have raped your page. Now I will have to go out and rape a real live girl instead. Damn, I wanted to watch something tonight. Oh well, all work and no play. . . I saw your note about the poor playwright award, and nominated Funnybony for his Lunar Launch or whatever the name is, and he's done others. Ask and you shall receive. Hey, it look like Crossbow will make feature! Break out the cake and champagne. Thank you again, by the way, for voting for my pages, and Fishing For Children looks very nice up there. Too bad it will be featured on Sunday, probably less viewings as the churches open and bars close. Geese! Aleister 00:49 10 10

Yet you did not... how odd. How very odd. Well, do have fun... don't overdo the rubber tubing or any such; that tends to complicate the disposals. Or did you intend to leave them alive? Or her. Wait, just one? Why just one?

Amazing that things here do not fall on deaf... eyes? Blind eyes, I suppose. Whatever the idiom would be in this case. A good nomination, at any rate. Don't count on Crossbow getting featured, though. The slew of against votes is soon to follow, soooon to follow. I just know it! Your pages, though, I only vote for them because they're good. So... it works out, and whatnot. That one could have been saturday, though, no? And David could have been friday... friday was the skipped one, right? Or am I mixing up? Oh well. Fnurdle. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 01:55 (UTC)

You know, I had totally forgotten about that page.

I had written it to be passive aggressive after chief deleted a "bad pee review" of mine. I just kind of let it slip from my mind. Damn, that shit's funny. User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:16, October 10, 2010 (UTC)

Indeed... I particularly liked the part where... actually, I cannot choose just one. o_O So self-denigrating and... yeah, passive aggressive. And very funny. Makes me curious what the statement he gave was, though not enough to go find it.

And I can see why you might have forgotten about it. Nothing linking to it. At all, and I didn't even notice. Should I not have linked it either? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 03:06 (UTC)

Crossbow featured

Yay! Dancing in the street, fireworks going off over the bridge (with random lit sparks falling on chidren's heads and thatched roofs). Tomorrow's feature! Break out the good stuff, congrats. Aleister 20:15 10 10

Thanks... I was, of course, rather happy myself, but now I'm doing battle with parser functions again and all the happy just drained right out. Ugh. *emits aura of gloom* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 20:26 (UTC)

Since I don't know what a parser function is (alien of some kind?) I can stay happy, and will do so until I see how Crossbow looks on the main page, and then will do something else. Aleister 20:28 10 10

Parser functions are wiki coding. Basically. For templates and stuff. And Crossbow'll look horrid, don't worry. Mordillo added a wrong-colour link into the mainpage snippit. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 20:31 (UTC)

That's the one you've placed on the article. Give me the one you want and you shall have it. ~ 20:35, October 10, 2010 (UTC)

Huh? Placed on the article? One what? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 20:52 (UTC)

The color code I used for the mainpage blurb was the exact div you used on the crossbow article. If you don't like that one you're welcome to give me the one you'd rather use. --~ 20:59, October 10, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, no, that's right... it's just you have to do the links individually. I never did figure out how to css in stuff for links on a wiki. I don't suppose you'd happen to know a spanning way of reformatting links, yourself? At any rate, if you would be willing to reformat the crossbow and more as crossbow and more, it'd be nice. Even though it'll probably look hideous on green... at least it'll be consistent that way. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 21:08 (UTC)

Fixed. And no, afraid I was never big on CSS. I just do it manually as though it was still 1999. ~ 21:16, October 10, 2010 (UTC)

Aww... dang. Anyhoo, thankee. It looks all better now. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 21:18 (UTC)

What do you have against

... "a traveling band of minstrels and merrymakers primarily focused on the art of dancery" ???  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 05:33 (UTC)

Everything. *twitch* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 05:34 (UTC)

OK. I'll allow it.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 05:42 (UTC)

Dwah? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 05:43 (UTC)

Yes?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:10 (UTC)

Huh? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:12 (UTC)

Don't

Whatever you do, do not go to Mhaille's talk page. This is a looking in the eye order, code J29zeroFoxtrot (they said that would work). Ok, now forget and delete this message. That should do it, where's my sandwich, ah,. there it is. Aleister 16:42 11 10

Huh? *goes to Mhaille's talkpage just to see what you're talking about* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 16:43 (UTC)

Nooooooooo! That code should have worked. Damnit, fucking incompetent engineers over there, WTF? Where's my cell??? (dialing quickly) Al seconds in the future

Aleister, I love you. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 16:47 (UTC)

Damnit, now what's that about? Is it going to implode and take the site with it? Better get my stuff out of the building, maybe tell Funnybony to grab his backlog, gotta act fast. . . .Al

Whaah? Where are you going, beloved? Where are you going? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 17:09 (UTC)

Now I know you must be Dexter. Good joke Dex, now ditch this sock and come back and take up your yoke. And not the runny kind, with the yellow, but the other. And grab Ape and Ethine while you're at it. I know it takes alot to run a sock like Lyrithya, three or four users minimum, with Hyperbole thrown in or maybe juggling her himself (with the help of DrStrange) most days, but RHAB has alerted us and now we must move on. Aleister 17:54 11 10 (shiny 11, shiny 10, like the cat, shiny things)

Sorry, love. Daxter's not here right now. Would you like to leave a message?

And would you like a cookie, dear? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 23:39 (UTC)

Chocolate please, with sprinkles. Lots of each. And one for Dolly. Must congrat you again on Crossbow. Did you give the gang at your other site an earful about it being featured here? Should if didn't. And the results on the MadMax contest look promising for you, well deserved too. And cookies! Aleister 00:36 12 10

Here. *hands over a plate of strangely rubbery, yet gooey cookies* Extra sprinkles for my favourite nephew! Oh, but do share. Plenty to go around, for Dolly and all your friends.

Oh, the fellow who miffed me sure did. And another nice fellow backed my up with a lovely against vote on VFH... doubt he knew what he was doing, but I appreciate even unintentional support. And a pile of second places should do me swell. Oh, aye. Not that I was really trying, so then again... that's not so bad. Thank you for your intentional support. The cookies should help serve as demonstration of my thanks. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101012 - 00:59 (UTC)

Pee follow up

Hey there. My cancer article is still lingering around, in fact it's well on it's way to recovery. Do you think you could take another look at it? I was wondering how it's looking now. Also I could really do with some ideas for new images, having got rid of the ball-grabbing one you so despised. --Black Flamingo 17:11, October 11, 2010 (UTC)

Sure thing, though it might take a bit. I'm currently in full swing procrastinating wildly, and stuff tends to get forgotten when I start panicking, which I'm about to. I guess if I haven't gotten back to you by the end of the week, er, prod me, will you? Please? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 23:43 (UTC)

I like the pictures that are there, though.

Thanks. I like the pictures too, I just think it needs one more. There's too much blankness towards the end. Man, I hate blankness. --Black Flamingo 07:25, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

I know the feeling... I'll see if I can come up with something. Perhaps later today; right now, I really should be getting dressed and stuff. Damned 16hr naps, never have enough time to actually pull them off properly. *rushes off* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101012 - 12:52 (UTC)

ATX article.

I hope this does not confuse you. I was going to use [[Austin]], but the deletion log wouldn't let me recreate [[Austin]], so I decided to use [[ATX]] instead. I hope that ok. Also, [[ATX]] is what we (in Austin) also call the thing 'Austin, Texas'. DJ Mixerr 23:06, October 12, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

Ah, I see. Well, once you're done and fairly happy with it, you'll probably want to redirect both Austin and Austin, Texas and whatnot to it. (And if you'd made it either of those, you'd have ended up redirecting ATX to whatever you did name it... you know?)

Anyhoo, best of luck to you. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101012 - 23:14 (UTC)

I'll try to redirect both Austin and Austin, Texas if Uncyclopedia and Wikia will let me. I'll do that at some point. If that doesn't work I'll let one the admins redirect it. DJ Mixerr 00:44, October 13, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

Don't forget you colons. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 00:57 (UTC)

Article, article, where did the article go???!!!?

Geese. Hello. Disguise has been on the que for a week now, and I think it's ready for a VFH nom. If you think it's ready, time to launch the rocket!!!!!! Anyway, yeah. Seems okay to me, but who am I to know this kind of thing. Thanks for all the good cookies by the way. The Dolly reference was to the Yachts page, where Dolly didn't get a cookie, with hilarious results. Yummmy cookie. Aleister 2:15 13 10

*taps foot*

Geese, eh? Everything has been in the queue a week now, it would seem. But is it ready? I wouldn't know... maybe it is. Only one way to find out, though. And aye... which begs the question. Would a dose of my aunt's cookies have solved it? Or salved it, perhaps... or would they have killed everyone? On that note, you might want to get to a poison control center if you ate the sprinkles. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 02:20 (UTC)

There. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 02:28 (UTC)

You nommed it! A very surprising thing, thank you. It'll be fun to see if the people find the two secret hidden packages in there. Twanks with sprinkles on top of that! The sprinkles were fine, I'm immune to most poisons, although actually right now out here in real-life-land I have my first case of Poison Oak (I'd avoided the poison ivy but didn't know or recognize the poison oak.) Now we will see if people in disguise recognise other people in disguise! Aleister 2:33 13 10

VFH seemed lonely. So I added some things. Why is this surprising? And just for you, I turned on animated images to look at them... odd. Probably not, though. Seems like most people don't even read this stuff anymore. Poison oak is the stuff that looks like oak but ain't. *nods sagely* Same as ivy is... actually, I've no idea about ivy. But we will, indeed. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 02:41 (UTC)

Surprising because I was surprised. I'm always surprised when someone else noms a page I've worked on, it's like a pat on the back from someone you don't see walking up behind you, and just before you turn around to slug them or use your stun gun you see it's someone you know. Even then, stungunned, you help them up off the ground. Just sayin'. Ah. Poison Oak rash is itchy too, like a strong niacin rash before it feels real good. Posion ivy has three leaves, and is pretty recognizable once you know it. Likes to crawl along the ground and stick to walls and tree bark. Soon will sign off again, I must go away from the innernests for now. Adieu. Aleister 2:58 13 10

Well, then... would you be surprised if I sneak up behind you and stab you in the back? With this knife? This nice, pointy knife? Such a nice knife, though... anyhoo, the ivy sounds pretty, but I'll try to avoid it, then. Maybe put some on this knife... see you around, though. See you around. So to speak. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 03:26 (UTC)

Since you've stabbed me in the back, I only have a minute or so. How about this code for the mask?

Puppy put it on "Ghosts never seem to play fair" and it may work on disguise. Whoops, blood draining, must sign off. Aleister14:46 13 10

But that's a gif again. Worst image type ever. *flails* I even like bitmaps better. I suppose for the meantime an animated png might do it; I could get revenge on all the people out there who expect me to conform to their ridiculous format standards... well you know what? Conform to mine! *storms off* Although a javascript solution really would be preferable... maybe I can bug Mordillo and if he agrees, see how much of the site suddenly starts working. Because I think wikia disabled it or something somewhere along the line. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 15:09 (UTC)

I see you everywhere

Which is, I guess, better than seeing dead, or dumb people. You seem nice. Welcome! Grumpy Old-- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:05, 13 Oct

I dunno; I am rather idiotic a lot of the time. Most of the time, in fact... but thank you. You seem nice as well, which is odd in a place such as this. Cookie? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 15:20 (UTC)

Only if it's chocolate chip. Double chocolate, triple dark chip... Or something such.

...

On second thought... Let's make that triple chocolate, quad-chip! -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:17, 13 Oct

Mmmm, sounds lovely. I'll have my slave whip you up a batch. *claps* GOMPHOG! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 21:40 (UTC)

"Gomphog"? O_o Maybe I need sleep. I can't read anymore. Or it doesn't compute in my mind... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:51, 13 Oct

A fellow. He comes by periodically. I thought maybe declaring him my slave might prove fortuitous, but... eh. Guess not. Whatever; I'll make them cookies myself, or something. Although sleep might still help... might not, too. What if you get eaten by a giant muffin?! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 23:10 (UTC)

Yeah, I think we need to run our own errands. Seems as if Gomphog is infinibanned. I'm not sure what he did, but Sabba seemed pissed. O_o -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:41, 16 Oct

Hmm... let's see... ban evasions, asshattery, impersonating an admin, impersonating other users, creating hate pages, ICU tag tampering, spamming... did he do anything else? I forget.

But, yeah. Looks like. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 19:56 (UTC)

And I hadn't heard of the guy until you mentioned him. How peculiar. I think I really should wake up before looking at recent changes... I think I might have seen anything such going on. But I am nearly legally blind without glasses... so it might be that, too. O_o -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:12, 16 Oct

Well, you did notice his edit spam on his userpage, I think. Unless I'm confusing you with someone else... I do that a lot, actually. It's annoying. Like the time I mixed up Mordillo and Olipro... Or maybe it was Hyperbole and Olipro... or was that Sycamore? Crap, I can't remember.

Waking up does help, I've found... apparently having a rollback button doesn't change anything when too tired to sort out what's what, either.

Maybe, maybe not. Will we ever know? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 21:08 (UTC)

No, I didn't notice o.O -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:38, 17 Oct

You didn't? There's another Dame Victoria? Or were you not paying attention at the time? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 17:47 (UTC)

Well I had a great auntie who was an HRH, and had her face on one commonwealth nation's paper money last century, but that's not the same, now is it? I've just been away from the site for like a year, and only got back last month, a bit after my birthday... (One form of ban evasion that, too. Last year Mordillo banned me for 25 years on my birthday, hit the wrong button, and sannse had to finally fix it, after some pestering on irc.) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:13, 17 Oct

Not quite the same... unless she was printed in pink. Might be close enough, that.

Aye, I remember seeing that when I was perusing your block log for some reason... I like stalking people. So shoot me. Struck me as odd, that. Happy birthday: 25 year block. So Mordillo didn't even notice he'd done that? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 18:42 (UTC)

I think the block has some technical gimmick to it, that means that although you remove a longer block, there's still an IP block for the user's IP on the server or something. So although the block ID was removed, it just reset it when you tried to edit. Something such. And I think it had to do with the fact that until about the summer of 2009, Uncyclopedia thought I was a 32-ish year old MILF, until some idiot in irc told everyone my age... So it was appropriate to get my quarter of a century celebrated at least somehow else than just by working overtime. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:49, 17 Oct

Blocks are needlessly confusing. Blargle. What's a MILF? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 18:54 (UTC)

MILF -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:51, 17 Oct

Oh... lovely.

So how old are you, then, if you don't mind my asking? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 19:58 (UTC)

If I got banned for 25 years on my last birthday, then what would you assume the ban would have been this year? -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:14, 17 Oct

*blank look* Er... I really don't know... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 20:17 (UTC)

Hello

I had a argument of epic proportions with a dry old fart of a historian on wikipedia. Gomphog 17:14, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

I'm afraid to ask... but why? And more importantly, what over? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 21:41 (UTC)

He means me. I cleaned his clock. I made him eat dirt, old dirt, not the topsoil kind. I took him to the cleaners, and made him pay. I bested him so much he cried Uncle, and then I bested his Uncle. Tellin' you about it here. Ha. Made him see stars. Gave him what for. Sent him packing. Ground him into the dirt, old dirt, not the topsoil kind. Shivered his timbers. That too. Aleister 23:37 13 10

How... odd. *blank stare* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 23:39 (UTC)

Re: "Shouldn't banned people not get to vote?"

Hi! see also related discussion between me and Al on my talk page. Spıke ¬ 01:00 14-Oct-10

Hello again

You know, I like your drawings on Diavant Art. I just created a account on deviantART and I can't find the 'Beginner's guide'. Could you give me the link to it, please? Gomphog 21:16, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

I think this is it. Ha ha ha ha, hee hee, ha ha ha, (cough) (water shooting out of nose laughing so hard) ha ha ha Aleister 19:40 14 10

p.s. And I like the one with all the tiny people. Deviant.

Eh... my stuff there really isn't very recent, for the most part. The recent stuff was just, I haven't uploaded anything new in two years. Let's upload something from a year ago! Still, glad it pleases. I guess. Tiny people?

And I have no idea where anything of that sort would be, not sure I ever did. But I can find my way around that place about as well as a moose in a supermarket, if that gives you any idea. I can find the stack of watermelons, but the watermelon seeds? Hodge, no. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 21:55 (UTC)

Disguise

I thought I'd write you, although I've been sitting by your bed as you sleep (when you stir, and seem to be awakening, I hide behind that red thing there, and try to be quiet, like a mouse. Although there are no mice left here.) Anyway, whatsyadoin, sleeping? How boring. Dropped by to say I put another obvious link to unmask Disguise on the page. See if you can find it. It's not disguised very much, and should work well. Ok, back to sleep, and I'll take up my post again. Aleister 9:27 15 10

It... it's too obvious, though. It's something people will actually see, which is good since you actually wrote a pretty damn good article, but surely there must be a more subtle way about it. That people will still see. Blargle. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101015 - 21:22 (UTC)

Hello. We are having our first fight! I'll go home to momma and cry about what a mean Lyrithya you are. I think it's purrfect. That's the thing about the page, you get the first reaction with the mask, and then if the person is half-conscious they will see how to read the lead. The little thing in the corner won't do that, few will bother to seek out a hidden door. And the page, to me, is meant as the article. Carefully put that together by writing editing polishing, then a proficient editor came in and said "eek" and pointed out the hundreds of misspellings, and the page evolved. So to read it people have to get past the mask, and that is a fitting metaphor too! Now you an throw things at me, stones and stuff, and I will duck but not fast enough. Hurt my arm trying to deflect the stone. I Run away. Aleister 22:09 15 10

Aye, quite a fight. It doesn't actually matter (although you should probably remove the thing in the corner if you haven't), it's just... so big. But it is, after all, your article.

Frankly, I'd rather not throw anything. Last time I threw something at someone, it was a yak, and he threw it back, and it crushed me.

That hurt. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101015 - 23:06 (UTC)

I would never throw the yak back at you. I'm a gentleman. I would find a smaller mammal, and hurl it underhand so it bounced off you, leaving a minor bruise. We should leave any links on the page that work. Socky is doing something with it now, he put two masks on it, a roving one at that, and the mask has become transparent. Things evolve? If the page happens to play to feature, I would like a full credit but I think you should get at least a half-credit for the mask. Can we go with 1 1/2 total credits? I don't see why not, given the work. You are about to rack up the features, and your two wins on that MadMax contest should line up as features too. Very nice! (Putting out feed for any incoming yaks) Aleister 23:14 15 10

Oh... I have this problem where my minor bruises tend to multiply, though... some sort of clotting condition, or something. I never did understand when the doctors talked to my folks about it, saying I'd probably not live to be... I was too busy being sidetracked by the fishies. Pretty fishies... wait, what were we talking about?

Aye, I saw... it's only transparent on itself, though. May have been transcluded twice or something. Good to see someone who might be more competent with these things is trying at it, at any rate, and the floaty thing might actually work better for the thing as a whole. Why wouldn't you get full credit, though? You wrote the bloody thing. All I did was pester you into writing it and slap a mask on it... *shifty eyes* And get into a hopeless battle with formatting that I lost horribly, but now we can blame Socky if it explodes! Yay!

Wins? Where? And, er... I've only written three complete articles and can't be arsed to even read further articles, let alone write them. How could that stack up features? Wait, did I miss something? Did the judges finally crawl out of their graves? o_O *runs off* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101015 - 23:26 (UTC)

You've got Crossbows, then the one that's up now and needs two more votes, and you've won the main article on MadMax which should be a feature, and then won another category (tied) on MadMax. So the doors of the Hall of Shame will swing open for you, and on the other side you will find many of these to greet you. Yay. The bruises thing, my sister has something like that. Very bruisey easily. So I won't throw the Red Panda, it will instead lick your hand and beg for food. The mask, I will wait to see what settles in. And a feature is a bit away, and the thing may confuse people. Confuses me. Aleister 23:44 15 10

That's two. I've only written three, and the others aren't done. And I don't even want to look at that KDE one... *shudders* It's horrible. I just know it. The other two, well... eh. I really don't see them getting featured, either. Why the pandas? I'm too lazy to read the article. Would reading it help? *emits aura of laziness* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101015 - 23:51 (UTC)

Nah, I just like Red Pandas. It's a thing. And, ah, KDE won the overall contest, but I'm not official on that of course, just an observer of the votes. If it won the overall why shouldn't it be featured? I hope Bed gets a feature try too, and that's not done either, so we can work on our masterpieces a little more before the next stages. Time is near when I must sign off, in fact, now Aleister

Ah... lucky things. And the overall contest? Love, it's just sectional, ain't it? It could win the section, but even that's not certain. Ach, time... with enough time, we could do anything to anything, but there never is enough time for anything... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 00:00 (UTC)

I think the first section, the most wanted articles, is considered first among equals. You've won that one, unless Opty puts your article third and mine first (yes, yes, do that! Greed calls for this!). Then you tied for the win in two other categories, at least right now. I love Protaganist, a masterpiece imnho. But the fates might intervene and you won't win any of them. Yes, faith, intervene, Bed shall have its day, yes, Bed must be made, Bed must cover the opposition with covers. Soft covers. Aleister 1:19 16 10

Dammit, you're making me want to go back to bed instead of doing this review I've been putting off for the past two days... *mumbles*

You know, Puppy actually changed his scoring so that the Battle is now 'slightly less equal', apparently in fucking response to fucking Cheddar's fucking... um... etc., but at that point MadMax had already updated the main thing, I think. Which works just fine for me.

But your bed would probably be doing better if you hadn't given up in the middle, silly, silly. Pretty damn amazing considering how much time you made it in, especially. Now I'm really going to do that review. Really. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 01:29 (UTC)

New section

Just thought I'd drop in and look around before I log off again. Hey, look over there, paperclips and pictures of frogs! The MadMax results tomorrow, then you can party all night in celebration, I think. May be wrong though, but iz lookin' good! (Come on Bed, finish strong, come on, you've got a firm mattress now prove it damnit). Yay! Aleister 17:52 16 10

You and your categorising... damn, if anyone deserves a title for that, it'd be you. Tomorrow, tomorrow... Eh, tomorrow's no good for me. I'll panic later.

Yeah, bed... do well... don't put me to sleep... don't... snnnXXxxrrr... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 18:42 (UTC)

Lots of people have spurts of categorizing. It gets addicting after awhile. Then it fades. Yes, it looks like you may win or tie in three sections of MadMax's award show, but I may be wrong of course. If not three, two. And if not two, one, you may win one. And if not one, then you will win none. And if not none, then you may win one. And if not one, you . . .falling asleep too. O, Mordillo looks like he'll check into the horrid thing that has attached itself to wiki, some talk about it on his talk page. And if not two, then you . . .Aleister 21:14 16 10

*bonks Aleister with a cardboard tube* Yes...

I'm glad. Turns out a great pile of complaining can potentially be effective; how odd. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 21:22 (UTC)

Thanks

This is Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, delivering a message from LongLiverh3. He says, in between fantasizing about his teacher and gobbling nutmeg in a pathetic attempt to get high, that he thanks you for your vote. The asshole is too lazy to tell you himself, so he sent me.

~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 02:17, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

CongRATS

Wrists won! (The other two aren't decided yet, so Bed is holding on by its covers but is destined to be looking up at your shining first prize) Congratulations! I will run like the wind to link Wrists in Rolex. . .running running running like the wind Aleister 11:43 17 10

And neat, the thing ain't that horrific shade of green anymore... what was with that? Or is it still and I've just gone colourblind? I should do stuff like that... make links to articles... but I can never be bothered. Even when linkifying articles, I never think of specific ones... blargle. Thanks.

I'll make Wrists suck less later. When I can be arsed. *emits aura of laziness* Poor Bed. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 14:04 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created KDE, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Wrists, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created Protagonist, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Here they both are, I was wrong about who did it, Why? and HELPME

Sci fi reviews Ask and ye shall receive. What is thou next request? ter in Chains|Aleister]] 15:37 17 10

p.s. As I had said at the time, I personally didn't find either review very helpful except for the spelling errors (don't know if anyone has fixed those) and minor points. Lots of the stuff I liked they didn't, and versa visa, and many of the really good parts went sailing over their heads like kites. I expect HELPME to show up within seconds to refute me and call for a duel. I think the subject is sooooo big that everyone would have their unique take on it, which is why Puppy finally decided to clear everyone out and polish the page. Then he cleared out, and OK'ed me working on it, and that was months ago. That's the backstory. Bores me too.

Ah, thanks. So what would you say the good parts, and what are their intents? I may be able to clarify them... or at least not kill them. *shifty eyes* I'm planning to go through the entire thing and attempt to cohesivify it as an outside perspective, see. Is that a bad idea? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 15:48 (UTC)

No, someone has to do it. I like the parts I wrote or had a hand in, which is surprising. Coincidence I guess. Those are the five authors section (Trout, Bradbury, Heinlein, Asimov and maybe someone else) and some of the historical stuff. Mordillo wrote the long quote in cyberpunk, which is all I left of that section when I edited yesterday. The ending section is another of mine, so I like it. The Shatner gif is lollol, and even though the naysayers hated the wizard pic I found that lollolhahaha. But that's me, the next person (Why? and HELPME) would hate every one of those. So, you are a pair of new eyes. Enjoy! (would you mind if I still edit too, not at the same time though). Aleister ten years later, then time traveled here

Oh... blimey. I probably won't get to this very soon. But... alright. Armed with information! O___o Why would I mind? It could mean less work for me... and at very rate, it's a large part your heap. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 16:09 (UTC)

Madam, since you are so full of coolness, I present to you my 15,000 edit on 23 silver platters carried by Chinese waiters, or 23 china platters carried by silver waiters. --Aleister 23:42 17 10

Pee Review

No one is pee reviewing: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Grand Theft Auto: Somalia. Can you please review this? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 07:20, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

I can make no promises, but I'll try to take a look before the week is out. Although, frankly, I think I'm pretty unqualified to review something such as that, having never played a GTA game, let alone read any of the other GTA articles here... so again, no promises. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 13:29 (UTC)

In future

If a vandal creates a user page that is not his it can be added to QVFD, blanking it means we are unlikely to catch it and the page will not be deleted. --Chiefjustice3DS 08:46, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, good point. Sorry about that; I'll try to keep that in mind in the future. Thanks for cleaning up after me... as usual. >.< ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 13:11 (UTC)

Re:

Hey. Thanks for good opinion about my article. Do you have any specific ideas about how to improve it? Honestly, I'm bit busy recently and have no idea how to improve recognition of speakers in a way different from that I've used in the article becuase I wouldn't like to add names or citizenships at the beginning of each line but if you think it's the best way, then I can add them. Well, if you have any specific idea, tell me or correct the article as you think it should be corrected. Sorry for messy and broken English but I'm bit tired and have no time or will to correct every phrase I write ;). Cheers, and congratulations on your TAW winning article :) Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 20:18, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

Well, it's already looking better; the images especially really help make it pretty.

If the blockquote guy is the same as the small serif-text fella, though... why is the other one using the sans-serif font for its complaining text? Should it not be the other way around? There are only two speakers, right?

Also, you forgot to close a {{font|. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 00:49 (UTC)

;]

heh, look, 3 againsts! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Poiz (talk • contribs)

Firstly, sign your own posts. Secondly... do not sign them with other people's signatures; the page histories do not lie. That's the sort of thing that can earn you a real ban. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 00:45 (UTC)

HA HA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 00:48 (UTC) seriously, this is Lyrithya

Funny, Hyperbole. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 00:52 (UTC)

I'm sorry, I seriously tried to stop myself from doing that. Unfortunately, I won. Or lost, depending on how you look at it. pillow talk 00:52, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

...right... well, since I'm so forgiving, I won't... er... actually, I don't know what I'd do if I actually did care, anyway. Crap, maybe I should figure that out in case I actually start caring at some point... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 00:59 (UTC)

I think the threat you were looking for was "buy me a Coke." But, it's okay. You can if you want. I don't mind that much. pillow talk 01:03, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

I could also pour a coke down your pants... oh, the choices. So many difficult choices. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 01:06 (UTC)

That would be uncannily similar to the time I did a Natalie Portman impression and she responded by pouring hot grits down my pants. pillow talk 01:07, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Are you suggesting I heat it up first, then? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 02:21 (UTC)

I was actually more suggesting that you dress up like Natalie Portman. pillow talk 19:03, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Oh? How, exactly, does she generally dress, eh? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 19:07 (UTC)

Bald. And hot. Being a man, that's about the extent of my observations. But if you could be bald and hot while you pour hot coke down my pants, I would be much obliged. pillow talk 19:11, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Mmm, but my only successful drag attempts so far all involved hair. I'm not so sure how well this would work out. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 19:13 (UTC)

Drag? Didn't you identify yourself as a girly-girl, albeit a very broke one? Or have you been YTTE-gendered this whole time? pillow talk 19:20, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

I lied. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 19:29 (UTC)

So, cosplaying as Natalie Portman would be a similar lie - but one I can live with. pillow talk 19:30, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

You'll still have to pay for it. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 19:32 (UTC)

You've done a good job

with the opening paragraphs to this: Science fiction.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 08:12 (UTC)

Thanks... that's mildly reassuring. *stares at the rest of it in utter trepidation* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 14:21 (UTC)

News about TAW

Hi Lyrithya. Congratulations on Wrists being nominated for FA! Just to update you on your other entry, I haven't heard from either of the last two judges so I'm contacting the final participants to try and get a consensus on what to do. I see three options.

1. Wait for the two last judges to score the categories.
2. Judge the entries as is without the third judge.
3. Enlist two new judges as replacements.

Or as a last resort I could judge them myself. I'm really sorry about the wait and I'm trying to resolve this as quickly as possible. MadMax 08:19, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

I'd prefer one of the last two things you mentioned, honestly... seriously, what'd be so bad about you judging them? Whatever you wind up with'll be fine, though, I'm sure. Thank you for hosting and managing the bloody thing, at any rate; can't have been easy, and it does seem to have gone somewhat well. It caused me to actually write something, too! That's, like, a miracle or something...

Well I don't really do a lot of writing here so I tend to stay away from critiquing on other people's work. That's generally why I don't participate on VFD, VFH, Pee Review, etc. It was nice to actually contribute something more then maintenance for a change. Thanks for participating by the way. I think you and User:Happytimes were the most active competitors. MadMax 18:49, October 20, 2010 (UTC)

But anyhoo, Wrists hasn't been featured; what are you talking about? Or do you mean the contest firstishness? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 14:43 (UTC)

Sorry I meant it being featured on VFH (although I'd say it's a formality at this point). MadMax 18:49, October 20, 2010 (UTC)

When it fails VFH, will you give me some cake? You should give me some cake... *shifty eyes* Or perhaps... actually, what are your wrists like? Are they nice?

What does writing have to do with being good with writing? My minimal capacity with it didn't develop from writing, but from reading and complaining about other people's stuff. Which might explain why it's so minimal, but that's not the point. Your maintenance is amazing, though. Do people tell you that? They should... Doesn't it get boring? Or was that why you did this? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 19:38 (UTC)

I'm not very funny so I've always tried to make myself useful. After five years here, it probably should be getting a bit repetitive by now! I guess I've always found satisfaction in helping out by making less work for other people. I think you're writing some great stuff by the way (as are lot of the newer users). Crossbow is one of my favorite articles. MadMax 10:06, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

Well, you've certainly done a good job. Does anyone else even help with the UN:REQ stuff, or is it all you?

Thanks... I rather like some of us new ones, myself. Neat. Thanks. Honestly, though, I still don't quite get the punchline of that one, and I wrote it... o_O; ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 13:20 (UTC)

I did a lot of the early work when I was still an IP and later on, while I was on a break, The Woodburninator and Pentium5dot1 began reorganizing the page. Pentium's largely responsible for the current look and has been doing a lot of useful things like creating UN:REQ explanations. (Stop me if I'm boring you. :) Can't wait to see your next article.) MadMax 20:12, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

A... maintenance number! You were a maintenance number! *flails*

Wait, there are explanations? Damn, that thing really is complicated. Bloody big complicated... bigness... If I was bored, I wouldn't have asked. And my next article will probably just be a less crappy version of a previous one. If I ever get around to it, that is. Which I may not. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 20:32 (UTC)

Yup. :) Worse yet an AOL user! I'd probably be editing anonymously today, still toiling away in obscurity, if Splaka hadn't convinced me to join. (And whatever you do write, I'm sure it'll be great.) MadMax 21:12, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

What's all this about AOL? I never did understand any of that... so much drama over it.

Well, looks like this... Splaka did us all a favour. And that is a damn strange username... huh. Don't make me prove you wrong. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 04:07 (UTC)

I like your userpage...

...And you have given me a convient link on my talk page and now I will talk to you now. --Uncyclomancer 15:44, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

As evidenced by the fact that you are, indeed, now talking...

My userpage has issues, but thank you. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 15:46 (UTC)

Your signature is pretty, how do I get a pretty sig? --Uncyclomancer 15:47, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I'm a practioner of the anicent celtic martial art of armpit farting. Just wanted you to know a little bit more about 'who I am'. --Uncyclomancer 16:06, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

For signature help, go here. You can also (and perhaps should) examine the signature templates of others... This guy's has a whole history of his signature, too.

And... okay? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 17:20 (UTC)

Here's a fancy one that Zana Dark made up for me. I only bring it out for specials occasions and some holidays. ~   17:26 19 10

Last time I counted, my long form of a sig is like 1982 or so characters of code long... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele!. I tend to use the more casual one, for informal stuff. I made the heart .gif myself... -> -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:00, 19 Oct

Disguise

Thank you so much for e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g about Disguise. The great mask, the placing th mask and tweeking it over and over until it was perfect, the catching of over 250 spelling errors (I checked back in the record and originally I did not spell even one word right!), the additions to the writing, and the nom and vote. Up and down the line. You, the trickster of disguise, hoisted the page up to feature. Thanks, very appreciated. Aleister 00:00 20 10

No, thank you for actually writing it. I was much too lazy, and that you did was... glorious. Damn fine article resulted. Well done. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 00:12 (UTC)

No, thank you for encouraging the writing, and following it, and bringing me food and water as I labored for hours forgetting to eat or drink and growing weak. When the sun hadn't shined on me in over a week, you forced me to go outside and take a walk--a walk in which I found the picture of the women in red lying on the ground under an inch of hobo leavings and political handbills from 2006. Thanks for that and more. Aleister 00:25 20 10 (hey look, this is the day this year that spells out the year, 2010!)

(I like it when the year spells out hobo.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 00:28 (UTC)

o_O *pokes Happytimes with a stick*

Er... you're welcome? Now that that's all over, who wants cake? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 00:35 (UTC)

Thanks for the pee!

Thank you very much for doing a pee review on my article. --Magic man is happy it's halloween! Time for orange , & black 01:56, October 20, 2010 (UTC)

Mmm, no problem, love. It was nice to review an article about which I had some familiarity with the subject for a change. Hopefully it's not too unintelligible. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 02:05 (UTC)

Any way, I'm working on it right now. --Magic man is happy it's halloween! Time for orange , & black 16:15, October 20, 2010 (UTC)

Costa Rica

Thanks for continuing to police the article while I was over in Nashua watching a volleyball game. (Who says you don't do good stuff? Oh, that's right, you do.) I've gone to User talk:Eztattoo to explain to him how we work here. Spıke ¬ 02:06 20-Oct-10

What did I do this time?

Er, sorry, I can't help it. There's this button and it's just so... convenient... I'll try not to do it again. *hides* Good thing you're talking to the fellow; I'd be much to lazy. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 02:14 (UTC)

Rate my Mullet, homiez!

Newb waste of times

This: our family history has this embeded box thing and is also here: Forum:Uncyclopedia:Adopt-A-Noob#Slightly related thing. I charge you with the followup to find out stuff about our tree. *bing*  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Oct 2010 ~ 02:15 (UTC)

*long pause*

I can't be bothered. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 02:52 (UTC)

That's not what I heard.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Oct 2010 ~ 04:33 (UTC)

Oh, really?

Oy, love, while you're wasting time, why don't you go vote on VFH? There's this one article in particular that could really use your input... I think you can figure out which one. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 04:37 (UTC)

Yes, please go vote on VFH, but I wouldn't dream of suggesting to you which pages to vote for, no, not if my wrists depended on it. Aleister 9:37 21 10

Now, really... you're leaving out the best bit, although it has ended now. Specifically, this. Which I then nominated for vfh just to see what would happen. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 12:32 (UTC)

Do we just think alike, or were you spying on my .js?

Noticed in RC that we're essentially editing the same thing in our respective userspaces simultaneusly. As a careful hint, wait some 24-48 hours to see if I broke the wiki before copying the code from me. If you don't know what I'm talking about, good. Otherwise, good luck figuring my brainfarts out! :) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:57, 21 Oct

Of course not... er... it... it was your imagination, of course it was. I was definitely not... er... nevermind. I don't know javascript. My only experience with it is here and trying to steal a HotCat script off wikipedia and failing utterly... so sometimes I poke. Try to understand. Get confused. Pretend it didn't happen... and if I waited 24 hours, I'd forget. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 13:22 (UTC)

I stole mine from Dad, but he was good enough to also make sure I stole a version without all the site-breaking bells and whistles... ;) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:57, 21 Oct

Merp... I think I may hold off stealing anything from anyone for awhile. Coding is scary. Unless you have a better idea? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 20:13 (UTC)

I just try not to break anything bumbling about. Worked remarkably well thus far. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:41, 22 Oct

I'm trying to decide which is a potentially greater risk to the wiki, someone like me with increased permission or someone like me with javascript... and I'ma have to say definitely javascript. At least, at this level... if I was an admin, I'd probably accidentally break half of everything even without javascript. That what your nightmare was about, by any chance? Because we're seeming remarkably similar in regards to these things...

So you've actually managed to refrain from breaking things with javascript? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 13:51 (UTC)

Ta da!

Golden Urinal

You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing – there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!

---

Keep them coming! --Chiefjustice3DS 13:38, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you, Chief. I'll, er, try, and as ever I appreciate your efforts in en... enc... *runs away, flailing* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 13:47 (UTC)

Congrats for making it before me. I've got stuff like... well... paid jobs and such to do. Including the writing job I actually get paid in real money for. :) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:49, 21 Oct

Mmm, jobs... I should do that, too. Except I keep... not... I am so doomed. The euro ain't real money, eh? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 20:15 (UTC)

Stop sounding Canadian on me! I g€t paid w€ll €nough for now. As long as I can pay for our wedding rings that I'm having custom made. Of course, just the goldsmithing before the diamond's price in the engagement ring is worth more than the wedding bands, despite being made with an ancient Japanese form of metallurgy the Canadian goldsmith who made my engagement ring couldn't copy... (I'm eloping in the soonish future, but shhh... don't tell anyone!) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:43, 21 Oct

Buh? I'm more Canadian than I am... er... nevermind. *shifty eyes* Anyhoo, that... wow. I reckon that must be pretty exciting, eh? You seem excited. Aren't you? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 20:57 (UTC)

Don't get me started. There'll be blood-stained tulle spraying out of your ears before I'm done ranting about how happy I am and all the details... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:20, 21 Oct

...you could tell my cat, instead. Maybe that'd work... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 23:13 (UTC)

"GAWRRRR... I never wear tulle or lace or pink and my favourite footwear are military issue hiking boots... How am I gonna get over this?!" XD -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 04:11, 22 Oct

Whose issue was that? Yours or someone else's? o_O ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 04:26 (UTC)

Standard issue military boots: The ones they hand out to every soldier on day #1 in the military. Ya know? I'm a Marine. Albeit in the reserve now... And I'm figuring these manicures and hair outside a braid or bun, and skirts and high heels and such things out again... :) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:39, 22 Oct

Oooh, I see. I didn't know...

And you know, such boots can go quite well with skirts. In fact, if the skirt is long enough, anything can go well with it. Confused airport security a might last year when I tried to go through without taking off my shoes, until they realised I didn't have any shoes with me... but anyhoo, how hard can it be to sort these things out, eh? Seriously, how hard? I've never done it. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 13:47 (UTC)

Actually... I'm sadly also fully competent to be all cute and fashionable and ladylike. I just don't like being reminded of it. I just like wearing terrain-compatible gear when I can... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:49, 22 Oct

So why don't you, then? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 16:13 (UTC)

Short answer: habit. Long answer: Need to get used to being girly again, since I still feel comfortable in baggy clothes that don't restrain movement. Except in the bedroom... But that's another conversation, and definitely not here... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:01, 22 Oct

No, no, no. I meant the other way around; why be girly at all?

Heh... aye. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 18:35 (UTC)

Because I am pretty girly. A tomboy, but girly. And I get these urges to look feminine, too. I am also, a fairly pretty girl. As in dangerous to traffic while wearing short skirts and heels. I've almost caused car accidents as a pedestrian, whose legs distract male drivers. XD -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:42, 22 Oct

Oh, my... that must be nice. Being... pretty... *sigh* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 21:09 (UTC)

Yes, I enjoy being pretty when muslim immigrants stare at me as if I were a rape waiting to happen, while other men rip my clothes off with their eyes, drunkards come and talk to me, and occasionally drunk perverts of the internetz think I'm cool until I inform them I'm getting laid elsewhere... Oh, and being blonde isn't good, either. People automagically drop 80-ish points from my actual IQ when talking to me, on the assumption pretty girls can never be smart, or pro-writers, or business owners in the making, or anything ambitious not related to physical appearances. And once you get to any promoted position within a company's hierarchy, they assume the bitch/slut just fucked her way up there...

Yeah... I'd have voted for McCain/Palin, just because I think she isn't nearly as intellectually challenged as the media paints her to be, because she's pretty, has a family, and had a job she was doing decently at before the presidential campaign, which means she doesn't fit the established stereotype of a beautiful, ditsy bimbo; hence, she was painted as such by the mainstream media, and is still suffering from it. Globally. Call me mad for it, but I think she's a gutsy lady for still showing herself in public. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:47, 23 Oct

*blinks*

*pokes Luvvy*

*blinks again*

*suddently hug-tackles Luvvy* YAAAAAY! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 14:43 (UTC)

What did I say? O.o -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:50, 23 Oct

First time I've ever seen someone defend Palin around these parts. It is rather nice. And you make good points, anyhow. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 19:14 (UTC)

I actually have expansive theories on how strong, independent women are intentionally not represented in the media. Or if they are, they aren't for long. To give examples... The careers of McKenzie Allen and Ros Pritchard didn't get to stay in office for more than one season before the shows were cancelled, despite being relatively popular. Apparently it's bad to give girls role models. There is also some suspicion about how 24's black president was a precursor to people thinking Obama could happen. Had there been a show going for multiple years when Palin was running for VP, the people of America would have been less likely to think it's impossible to have a female president. And considering the statistics support my assumption that I'll get at least two daughters, I'd like to have some good female role models for them, so they see women can climb exactly as high on the social ladder they want to. I'm from a country with a female president and prime minister atm. That should count for something. :) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:53, 23 Oct

I tend to ignore the media completely, so I wouldn't really know. Doesn't strike me as that unlikely, though... people are such morons with such strange notions; they have to come from somewhere, right? Especially when such silly ones are shared so widely...

I certainly hope it should. What country would that be, anyhow? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 20:33 (UTC)

FINLAND! -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:06, 24 Oct

Oh... that makes a surprising amount of sense. O_o Did I already know that? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101024 - 14:54 (UTC)

Pablo

Could you help me Pablo? --Uncyclomancer 15:10, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

I'll make some suggestions, then. The Codein's mum rule aside, articles specifically about made-up characters rarely do well in the first place. It generally proves much more effective to use such characters not for articles about themselves but as narrators, examples, or other things to support or make funny articles about more known subjects. And while articles about these characters can occasionally work, the fact of the matter remains that you need a purpose and point, and a humorous angle from which to approach it, to pull anything off effectively. What is your purpose here? What is your actual subject, a goat? You seem to be relying almost entirely on random humour, which just work so well. What about it is really funny, what will you say, and how will you portray it and make it funny to the reader? Things based in reality are usually the most effective; if people can relate to a subject, they are much more likely to see the humour.

Uncyclopedia is a humour website, spoof of an encyclopedia, at that, so things usually need to follow that pattern. If they do not look like actual encyclopedia articles, they have to be really funny to make up for it or they will usually be deleted. I'd suggest looking at featured articles and perhaps even voting on VFH for examples of what works well. If you still haven't, you should also really read HTBFANJS... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 16:51 (UTC)

Hey you!

Do you do art professionally? My band is releasing an album in about 2-3 months, and we're looking for someone to do the album cover. I've been pretty impressed with your style and was wondering if you might want to have a crack at it. Do you think that's something you might be interested in? pillow talk 19:36, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

I don't do anything professionally. I don't even do my real, paid job professionally... boss even started complaining about my incredibly silly way of entering time, back when I still got off my lazy arse and went into the office... now I hardly hear from anyone. Still get paid, though...

But that was a complete digression, sorry. What kind of thing would this be, how would it work, have anything in particular in mind, etc, etc... I could be interested, but who knows how competent I'd be. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 20:19 (UTC)

Well, it would be an album cover, which is 4.75" by 4.75", with 0.125" bleed around the edges, so basically I'd be looking for a printable PDF file where the non-bleed area was 1425px X 1425px so I could print it at 300 dpi.

The name of the band is "Big Remote." Our music is a blend of indie rock, pop, and Americana. We haven't named the album yet, but we're thinking about calling it "The Jenkins LP," which is an inside joke that wouldn't be reflected in the artwork. The first two random ideas that popped into my head for the album cover are:

• A send-up of that scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey where the monkeys are worshipping the monolith, only the monolith is a giant remote control.
• A 1950s-style "alien invasion" where people are panicking and pointing at the sky, and there's a giant flying remote control up there.

You might have better ideas. We probably couldn't pay you the going rate for professional illustrators, since that's hundreds of dollars, but we could send some money your way. Are you at all interested? pillow talk 21:14, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

Interested, yes... but I'm not even remotely qualified for this kind of thing. Unless you are prepared to walk me through just what, exactly, you want and how it should be formatted, you'd probably be best finding someone else. Unfortunate; it could be fun. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101021 - 22:55 (UTC)

I really don't think you're unqualified! I mean, the reason I'm asking is that I've seen your art and it's awesome. I think if you were to just provide me with a square picture that was at least 1,500px on a side and saved in any format that isn't jpg, I could make this work. pillow talk 23:54, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

Okay... so what sort of style would you want? Have you a logo or signature font face you use, or will you worry about that yourself? Should I actually watch 2001: A Space Odyssey? What sort of remote control? What's the feel it'd be going for?

Actually, a mostly uncompressed jpeg with most of the little boxen checked off would be a lot better than some of the things I could save it as... a gif would be bad, for instance. Or a Maya iff, those are funny. Doesn't seem to be anything else that can open those. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 04:12 (UTC)

We have a logo, but honestly... I don't like it. So I'd be more interested in seeing what you came up with, and if we wanted to swap it out, I guess we could. But I have a feeling you're going to do better. I don't think it would help to watch 2001, but basically, there's this giant 40-foot-tall standing monolith out in the desert, and a bunch of apes that are basically worshipping it. You can probably find a screenshot - if you like that idea in the first place. I mean, the bottom line is, you're way better at this than me, so I feel like maybe I should just let you do what you think is best. If you're interested, of course. pillow talk 06:39, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

...layered version it shall be, then. But... alright. I'll see what I can do... and if I can stay not sidetracked for long enough. Merp. Claro que sí. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 17:46 (UTC)

Aren't all jpeg's lossy? or is there new .jpeg technology that I am not aware of?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Oct 2010 ~ 18:06 (UTC)

The compressed ones are. It's possible to override the compression, but when you do that, it's pretty much just a bitmap with a different name. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 18:10 (UTC)

Chihuahua, Mexico

Thanks again for patrolling one of my articles. This guy--staying late at a motor sales company in Illinois--is defending the National Honor and clearly doesn't realize this is a humor site. Spıke ¬ 01:17 22-Oct-10

*tries to think of an excuse and can't* Well, you're welcome. It's good to know I'm getting some of these reverts right...

Holy crap, that thing was being persistent. Some specimens are just odd. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 04:12 (UTC)

Yeah, you know you got it right when crude deletions are followed by the guy inserting his weird political manifesto into the text. Spıke ¬ 08:20 22-Oct-10

Well, if I notice... which I probably wouldn't have if you hadn't reminded me of the fellow. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 12:51 (UTC)

Welcome to Upsilon Sigma Sigma!

Howdy, and welcome to Upsilon Sigma Sigma, Uncyc's resident fraternity. The frat is tasked with three things; 1) the collaboration, designed to produce an article once a month from the top 50 requested article list. This has become the frats main event with the most participators. 2) to produce articles individually from the larger requested articles list. 3) to do quality in-depth pee reviews. To get started, just navigate around the bar at the top of the USS home page. We should be starting a November collaboration article very shortly, so check back in regularly! Thanks for signing up, we look forward to having you be a regular contributor! -- SirSf13 (Talk) CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2150 EST 21 Oct, 2010

also, here's a nifty rank box for you:

BROTHER

Upsilon Sigma Sigma

Wheee... so, basically, do what I do anyway and add to that the collaboration? And when I get horribly confused, whom do I pester for explanations, you? Because I sense confusedness coming on already... yup, I'm confused. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 04:18 (UTC)

Alfred E. Neuman voted for you too

Alfred of Arabia on an Afghani ‘black’ run via ‘tax free’ Mecca?

Much thanks, as always appreciated.--Funnybony    12:51, Oct 22

Cheers. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 13:01 (UTC)

Dreaming

Gulp. What do you mean? I think the formatting must look different on different pages, what's your screen telling you? The intro to the page is worked out word-for-word to get some data to the reader's, please use your scalpel juuuussssttttt right. Thanks! Oh, as for the frat, same as any collab. Just play with the page we're working on, it looks like that Microwave thing may go, and Weird is under construction (talk to Black Flamingo there). And congrats on allllll of your pages in the MadMax World contest, you kicked everyone's ass and made them like it! Aleister 12:51 22 10

Maybe formatting and fluency; nothing so dramatic. I just love frying pans, but I can be gentle... so what's going on at the end with the formatting? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 13:04 (UTC)

Thanks. But Fluency? Doesn't me flow swell maybe enough what there, Iceland combs not with sitting? Ah, the end, that's what I mean, to me the formatting seems fine on my screen. What's off on yours? The horse, the See Also section (it's right to the right on my screen, on the side of the Lynn pic, but maybe it's too crunched on others and gets lost? Should it be under the pic, maybe in small type? Me too confused to go onwards towards there, some. Aleister 13:08 22 10

Except for the introduction, it's right lovely. Unfortunately, the introduction is so choppy, it makes me grimace. The end looks like, well, there's Lyn smushed up against some links and then a mass of white space for no apparent reason. Which is a little odd, especially after the predictable neatness of the rest of it. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 13:23 (UTC)

Eh, but I probably won't get around to it, anyway. Today's going to be another one of those days, full of tension and panic and deadlines. I hate those days...

So, er, nevermind. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 13:24 (UTC)

Hmmm, intro. I'll look at it and see if it can be smoooooothed. Supposed to be an academic paper. Hmmmmm, the end. Do you see the horse under the white space? Maybe less white space. It was supposed to represent time passing and then a lucid dream beginning. I'll lessen the white space. Hmmmmm. Hey look, a zoo! Aleister right before the next section. . .

There are a couple of sentences that are complete digressions, the sort of things amusing but not actually relevant. I'm used to seeing them shoved into footnotes, in this case the bits about the laptop and the lucid dreams; they disrupt the flow, since it's going along. Then it says those things, which fit for the previous bits, but then it just goes back to the previous bits as if the things were not even there. A mind, however, usually expects things to flow, not branch and then jump from branch to branch, if that makes any sense. Anyway, why not just start up a bit of footnotes and shove those and the parenthesised stuff into them? Admittedly, an academic paper probably wouldn't do that, but nor would it digress inline, and <ref>s do look like legitimate citations when not actually followed.

And why not just centre the Marilyn picture, too? As it is the see also is shoved into a couple of centimetres on the right and it looks a mite odd. The horse, though, that is a damn strange looking thing... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 23:19 (UTC)

I'll try the Monroe centering. On my laptop she looks fine, and the See Also's are supposed to be part of the dream, as is the horse, which is why footnotes wouldn't work because they'd disrupt the dream (the academic paper ends when the guy gives up on it). Added the paperclip in there as at least a joke in an unjokey section. I've edited, and really condensed it and it reads much better to me with a condensation of data, so you really helped by pushing at me to do something, anything, jump already, don't look down! So thanks. One more word needed, I'll seek it out. So, naw, footnotes don't fir the page. So the lucid dream in the intro may not be needed, okay, I'll go check on that. Twanks. Aleister 23:35 22 10

p.s. Downsized Monroe, hopefully fixed the lucid dream section in the intro, now must run like the wind. When I think of the one word needed in the intro I'll pop that in. Double twanks with lizards all over it!

Damn, you're fast. I haven't even finished proofreading Milne yet... (I found a typo in the beginning. Oops.) Maybe I'm just slow, though... *goes back to it* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 00:00 (UTC)

*pokes Dreaming* Eh, good 'nuff. Transitionally words do do wonders, don't they? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 00:24 (UTC)

Hello again right quick

Would you like to do a real collab? Besides the frat and sci-fi and stuff. If you'd like I could work on one of your stuck pages and attempt to write in your style, I like your style (as you know) and even if I don't get it right, it'd be fun. Maybe on one of those pages you want to write if nobody gets around to it. Just an idea which may sound bad as soon as I post it. But wheeeeeeeee I'm a cowboy, I'm a cowboy, I'm a cowboy!!! Wheeeister 20:53 22 10

Well, I'd be open to trying... though you should know it'd probably go horribly and you'd also probably have to employ creative means to get me to be arsed to actually do anything.

Hmm, maybe we could rewrite cattle prod. Or we could try... except I don't really have stuck pages, just can't be arsed pages. (They're pretty much all that, though, even the ones I've declared done.) Hmm... do you have any? At any rate, there's something we could to, I'm sure. Ooo, cowboys... *pokes with a tuber* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 23:25 (UTC)

We can figure it out. I'm like that too, not stuck pages as much as not putting in the time pages. The truly stuck page, seriously, is our frat collab Weird. Black Flamingo wrote what we have now, or most of it, and it's stuck. Maybe that one? I don't know what to do with it, and neither does BFlamingo, which I guess is the definition of stuck. If you look at it then you can be stuck too! Aleister 23:38 22 10

Time, though... when do we ever really have time for anything?

That poor Weird... I looked at it before and had no idea what to make of it, but then again, I still don't know what to make of any of that frat. Then again, I also don't know what to make of Dinosaur, either, so perhaps I'm just allergic to organised collaborations. Which reminds me; I was going to fix the genres section of Science fiction one of these days... I think I keep putting it off because I keep hoping someone else will do it. >.< ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 00:28 (UTC)

I think Weird will be fine. I read it again today and have come up with a few ideas, for words and pictures. When I get some time away from my busy reviewing schedule I'm going to have another crack at it. --Black Flamingo 09:52, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

That's just too Weird for me, I can't wrap my head, either one, around Weird things like that. It makes my head, either one, spin. Aleister 10:05 23 10

Ah, Flamingo... a master of weird. What a fitting author. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 14:46 (UTC)

Upsilon Sigma Sigma October Newsletter

Ok guys, my bad. I was gone for a long time there. I found some free time recently so I'm hoping to get Upsilon Sigma Sigma started up again along with my other project, UnReviews.

At any rate, We're going to keep Weird, the August collaboration open. We're also going to go ahead and open up a November collaboration. The article on the queue that has the most votes is "Blockbuster" so that's the one we're going to do. You can find the collaboration page here. I'm probably going to disappear again because of school in a few weeks, so hopefully we can build up enough momentum here to keep our collaborations going. If you haven't noticed our previous collaborations have been huge hits, all have been featured on the front page. Hopefully "Weird" and "Blockbuster" will too in their own due time.

Looking forward to seeing you guys around the frat!

P.S. we have a FBotM nomination this month, make sure you go vote!

Founder -- SirSf13 (Talk) CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2104 EST 22 Oct, 2010

A cookie, that is all

A plea for indulgence. On my Halloween week VFH entry I included a flash. If you like the rest of the page, could you possibly subconsciously skip the flash? Instruct your brain not to see it? That way, you will not know it's there, and will think that this note is just some kind of weird rambling about a nonexistent problem. Thanks, and here's a cookie (passes along a non-existent cookie but Lyrithya has instructed the brain to taste chocolate and angel-fluff, yummmmmm). Aleister 9:27 23 10

Arg... a more effective approach would have probably have been to simply not tell me. Seriously, I wouldn't have noticed anyway, not from this web browser, but now I simply cannot for, however good it may be... sorry. My principles may be incredibly stupid, but I stick to them. Unless I forget.

Although on the note of the non-existent cookie... do you, perhaps, know a dealer of invisible ferraris? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 14:53 (UTC)

I was only kidding about the flash, there is none on the page. Just a joke, to tickle your ribs while you eat the invisible cookie and get jumped on by seven invisible ferraris (is that a hybrid fairy-ferret?). Besides, even if there was a flash, which I would never do, it would be balanced even for a principled person by the link in the section on Robert Johnson and Neuman's Tomb. Put that in this morning. And what's that about below there, where someone comes in and kills you? Don't you lock your doors? Or have a guard dog the size of the red cat? (Crunching silently on invisible cookies) Aleister 16:03 23 10

Too late. I looked. And shush! Stop telling me! *flails*

And as for that specimin, I'm not rightly sure. Perhaps... yes... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 16:20 (UTC)

grrr...

time to die! *whips out uber beam cannon and fires at lyrithia* *lyrithia turns to dust*

hah, lol--Poiz, look in my info? 19:55, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

That's nice. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 15:49 (UTC)

/wanders by to see what bones to keep. a few of these. one of those. and how about that. OK, carry on. aleister 16:14 23 10

@lyrithia shut up deadything--Poiz, look in my info? 19:55, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

Fissiparous

When you started reviewing it did you keep any notes? I'm thinking of having a go and could do with some help. --Black Flamingo 17:00, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

I couldn't even figure out what was going on, so no. Good luck to you, though. And was I imagining it, or does it have really bad grammar? Reading it felt like losing my mind. Or was I just losing my mind? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 17:07 (UTC)

Haha, I thought exactly the same thing. I kept going to correct things but then thinking; is it meant to be like that? --Black Flamingo 17:10, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

The problem was, I couldn't think of any explanation consistent with the article as a whole as to why it would be intentional, or even why anything else was the way it was. Hence why I gave up. If you know or can figure it out, could you explain it to me? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 17:19 (UTC)

Either the authors posses a higher intelligence that we can only dream of or they're talking utter shit with no regard for convention. --Black Flamingo 17:32, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

Merp, either way. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 17:47 (UTC)

Done it. Eyes sore now. Brain... not... operate... correct.... If you're checking the pee list when that one comes up, please have mercy on me. It's as in-depth as humanly possible. Anyway, time to go and die. --Black Flamingo 18:56, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

Good job... no, seriously. You did much better than I ever could, and even if we are completely missing the point here, your review at least plainly points out that the point is missed, which is a rather important point to make. And why in the blazes would I be checking the lists? I only tried it once out of curiosity, and that was on a bloody obvious one from a non-PEEING member, so it was relatively simple, and it still confused the wits out of me. Granted, I was half asleep at the time, but still. You do not want me checking reviews. Really. That'd be bad. Like, really bad. Extremely bad. There are not words to describe how truly bad it could get... well, okay, maybe I'm exaggerating a wee bit, but... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101023 - 19:39 (UTC)

MUCH THANKS

Lord Christopher Monckton finally discovers Greenland. Although he totally denies ever being featured in Uncyclopedia, but he appreciates the sentiment and does thank you for voting.

--Funnybony    19:07, Oct 23

MORE MUCH THANKS

Thanks for that friendly thing on my user page. Just came across it, and never heard of that before, and I am touched (don't ask me where) that you would put me up for it with such a nice comment. It makes my day, and creates expectations for Christmas. And as a daddy figure for you here (?) I reserve my right to spank you and ground you and take away the keys to the car. All those things. Aleister 11:35 24 10

It's what you get for being friendly and nice. Shame on you. Where are you touched? You could try, but I warn you - I am armed. *hefts frying pan* You've seen the AAN family tree, right? Like that, except you sort of unofficially adopted me... *shrugs* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101024 - 15:06 (UTC)

I know, I remember back then! when you were just a toddler. I'd actually make fun of Paizuri to you and he'd have to break in and remind me he was your dad. Those were the days. I remember sitting around with grandma Sophia and looking at your baby pictures (sketched a few minutes before), and everyone scribbling stuff on them. Where am I touched? Too easy, too easy. Moving on. This new friend award (looks like an old one from the day in back), I can see people tearing each other apart trying to win it, sad actually, what we all will do to our friends just to win this award. Back stabbing, rumors, inn-do-n-does (young deers rampaging through an inn). It will get nasty, but what are friends for if not to step on their backs to cross the raging river, that's what I always say. Aleister 21:37 24 10

My baby pictures? You mean Athyria, or an older baby? Or actually me? I'll have you know, I sprouted, fully grown, from a tree... oh, aye. I did.

It is an old one; how did you ever guess? The irony should prove hilarious, though, don't you think? I may just root for not Zombiebaron. Which may mean I'll have to vote for him, just to confuse people... or perhaps not. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101024 - 21:59 (UTC)

People really back-stabbed? I'm a gonna have to do some research now!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Oct 2010 ~ 00:08 (UTC)

I'm going to have to flip a coin for which one of you two to vote for. No, I don't know anything about the past history of this award. Haven't heard of it before. I guess Luvvy brought it back into the light of night. Frying pans fly! Aleisteer 00:26 25 10

All three of us could stab each other in the back... or we could all vote for random other people. And stab them in the back. Or something. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 00:29 (UTC)

Noooooo. I'd never do that /whistles, hand behind back, nonchalantly walking around the back of Happytimes and Lyrithya A serious thing. My dreaming article, on the main page, has a first link not to dreaming but to Woody Allen! So Woody Allen will get a lot of traffic. Please keep an eye on it as the hours move on. Yikes. Aleister 00:38 25 10

*suspicious look*

Heh, nice... I can try, but I'll probably be spending much of today dead. I bloody hate mondays... finally got a weekend off from work, but it's still followed by a horrible monday. Of course it is. Anyhoo, looks like it's all on Happytimes. Ain't he lucky. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 00:41 (UTC)

• As for being all on me... I think I've already screwed up the whole vote for each other thing. Sorry.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Oct 2010 ~ 00:59 (UTC)

Aaand I just realised my Pursuit of Happiness article doesn't even mention 'pursuit of happiness' anywhere in the first paragraph... if and when that gets featured, should be even more interesting. o_O ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 00:48 (UTC)

• Yeah that article is way different now than when first put together.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Oct 2010 ~ 00:59 (UTC)

I think I'll wander over to P.of Happ. right now /whistles, hands behind back, wandering over to Pursuit of Happiness Aleister 00:50 10

What... are you planning? >.< ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 00:54 (UTC)

Grammatically, let alone contextually, that doesn't even make any sense! XD ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 00:55 (UTC)