"Tiny boy, I want to speak to you a story to bring word here now of the USA's adventures knocking-about somewhat in the land of the Taliban."
"Murdering yankee infidels! Meet in the woods to plot Allah's revenge."
"Remember well to talk this tale of the USA versus the primitive Taliban towards your classmates. Now, get out!"
"Damn! That was cold. Hasta la vista, school children."
"Ha! Not within your dreams. Fuck to you, asshole."
"Whoops, not again! Oh well, the shit happens."