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Congragulations!

Award Award This is an Award award. It awards you for having this award.

Congragulations --THE 18:23, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Uh...thanks--Leoispotter

HeY DooD

I moved "an undisclosed location in georgia" to just plain "an undisclosed location." hope i didn't do that in the middle of you working on it, cuz if I did I probably completely screwed you up. --THE 20:22, 22 May 2007 (UTC) ((NOTE: the outdated messages once contained here have been deleted by the author, THE. If you want them back, check out the history of your talk page and you can see them in all their outdated glory. --THE 21:27, 24 May 2007 (UTC)))

Thanks!

Thank you for choosing
The Red Pill

You've exhibited the capacity for the
divine truths of existence

(*even if you were originally just trying to shed some poundage before the big cruise).

Much appreciated! :) --THINKER 05:15, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Be less bad

I'm going to assume that you did this accidentally. Don't do it again. You doing that again would make me sad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:52, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

erm...what the hell were you doing? just out of curiosity --THE 21:37, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm not sure.....

IMPROVEMENT

Istanbul pokes fun at around the bend the elephant jumps over the fox only to see a sun setting over the horizon like a plate of spaghetti on a cold summer's day similar to the ones grandma used to make for breakfast, but much different from those that grandfather used to fuck in the same way that a duck might quack like a cow and a horse might fry an egg on the tip of its tongue with little or no thought to his outstanding citizen's award, ironically powered by potential wind energy and not the already accomplished and much more vulnerable little Miss Tutu waves to her mother from down the road only to see that mother is father and father is deader than a lab rat in a cat's back is broken under the pressure asking how much can you take? Apparently not enough, enough is enough, tomorrow we'll see what can't become of a million smiling faces in a shiny crowd of 67... 23... 11... 09... -6 to count down to blow up to Mars whose mite might bite bytes like a Shiite yo. Now that you've read this message, read it again but backwards and walk on a straight line down a curved street only pretending to misstep in a way that might make you appear to be a drunken old slob like your old man fan tan pan ban van can and so on for infinity's infinity's broken zero from the sirens of Venus.

Yeah and northern apes can't edit the longevity of Tuesday's epic tomorrowland. Though Lennon's beard was the way of the Tao, it couldn't stop everyone from hiding me and my monkey.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:40, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

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Heh.

THE has awarded you a bowl of
SHIT FLAVORED PUDDING.
'This indicates that you have irritated him in some way. Congragulations.

Wow, I've been irritating a lot of people recently

Yes

As to my fanship of Yes, that is. I rather enjoy Yes, as well as Pink Floyd, The Who, Led Zeppelin, and Jethro Tull.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:01, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

HEY

Don't know WHY you keep doing stuff like this, but according to this, you deleted one of the thinker's messages from my talk page. Why do you keep accidentally deleting things? sheesh! You get some more shit for this:

THE has awarded you a bowl of
SHIT FLAVORED PUDDING.
'This indicates that you have irritated him in some way. Congragulations.

sigh....sorry

Thats all right. After all, it was an accinet. --THE 18:57, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a Bundle

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:33, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey Man!

Sex Seafood is a collab between ME and THE THINKER! Git outta here! No interference! --THE 20:13, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

THE has awarded you a bowl of
SHIT FLAVORED PUDDING.
'This indicates that you have irritated him in some way. Congragulations.

That's THREE shit puddings in a row! sheesh! --THE 20:21, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

That's a bit rude don't you think?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:44, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

"Rude?" What the FUCK? Are you fucking implying that I'm fucking rude? How dare you, you fucking pile of fucking asswipe shit fuck cunt shit? (Note:This is what is known as comedic irony, and can be quite useful in talk page banter or other similarly mindless activities one partakes in when one's homework is minimized) That's just what I'd expect from a fucking pile of stupid-ass fucking shit fucking fucking fucked up FUCK! --THE 23:49, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

The Ultimate Weight Loss Solution rewrite

I just finished rewritin' The Ultimate Weight Loss Solution in a more informal tone. Instead of just describing the product from a neutral, textbook standpoint, it's now written like an advertisement for the product. Could use your opinion...is the new, "commercial" version better, or did the article work better the way it was written before????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? --THE 20:46, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmmmm, that's a tough call.....I think I like the new version better-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 20:56, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

yeah, I second that. It stays! thanks --THE 21:04, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Too good an opportunity to pass up

Debating politics is so simple when one is online...

chunk of ice the size of rhode island

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[6]

co2 levels

temps

both of 'em in one graph

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[8]

this trailer is slightly goofy, but it works 'ight

this one is probably the best, because it links to sub-sections disproving pretty much every argument you've ever made

Yep! It's all a big myth! --THE 00:38, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Lies! All lies!-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 00:52, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

THE, why the fuck is it our fault that the polar bears keep breaking the fucking ice? --Nutmegger 10:35, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Maybe if you took a look at some of them links you'd know the answer to that question. It's fucking not the fucking polar bears fucking fault that we've fucking screwed our own fucking planet. --THE 19:17, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Leoispotter, you asked how scientists know what temperatures were like long ago? voila. Paleoclimatology.

And as for your other question about the damage global warming could do, you can see what it would do to Florida and shit like that in the trailer I linked to up above. The "slightly goofy" one. Also, see here and here. Actually, you might want to ignore those last links... --THE 21:43, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and one more thing. I seem to remember MC in class yesterday saying "Al Gore is a lunatic," and we were talking about how a six foot rise would screw over the planet, he said "The ocean isn't going to rise six feet, even if the ice caps do melt." WELL, it turns out there is enough ice coating greenland and antarctica for the sea level to rise TWENTY FEET. Heh. Yet another illegitimate argument that can be disproven almost instantly. God, it makes me so MAD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! --THE 14:54, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Who the hell is MC? What the hell are you talking about? Why can't I remember any of this???!!!!-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:00, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I remember now. You can disregard that last comment-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:03, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Let's see, who do we know whose initials are M.C. who is obscenely conservative? And was around in class yesterday and was arguing with me about politics? And has sideburns? Need any other hints?

On a completely unrelated note, check it out. I'm famous! --THE 15:03, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Ok, seriously, the notion that both ice caps will melt entirely is ridiculous. Antartica is made of 7,000 feet of ice and is twice the size of Australia. The only way that amount of ice could be melted is if the earth suddenly grew as hot as Venus. Oh, and congratulations on the feature by the way.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:07, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Dude, they are already melting!!! It's ALREADY hot enough for them to melt, because they ARE!!!! it's happening TODAY! Saying that "the notion that both will melt entirely is rediculous" is a rediculous thing to say! It's like saying that you couldn't melt an entire block of ice the size of a brick if you put it in a microwave! I know they are both the size of australia, but that's why it will be so CATASTROPHIC when they melt! Size is not the issue here. They are melting as we speak. Saying it "isn't possible" doesn't change a thing. As I showed you in one of them earlier links, a piece of ice the size of rhode island fell off a while ago. If THAT can happen, you know there's something serious going on. The polar ice caps are melting, and every year they shrink. There is nothing "impossible" about the basic scientific concept that once something starts melting, it keeps melting. It doesn't spontaneously stop melting because it is "too big". *sigh* that rant took a lot out of me. sheesh. Also, your "venus" statement amused me. What is it that makes Venus hot? Carbon Dioxide. Hmm...--THE 15:28, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

OK, IT ALL WORKS OUT. WE HAVE A SHORTAGE OF WATER TO DRINK. LET'S MELT THE ICECAPS AND PUT ALL THE WATER INTO THIRSTY PEOPLE. THEN WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF WATER TO DRINK, NO RISEN SEA LEVELS, AND A GOOD VACATION SPOT BY THE SOUTHERN AND NORTHERN POLES. MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN IS BROKEN IS BROKEN. --Polystyrene Man 16:30, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, congragulations, Polystyrene Man. You've managed to grind this once furious ideological debate to a rather awkward halt with your slightly incomprehensible message. I commend you. --THE 23:45, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

YEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!

I got one! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Thanks for the vote --THE 13:29, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Fonchezzz ban

I see you nommed your little friend Fonchezzz for a ban @ FFS...however, FFS is a joke page, just to let ya know. so if that was a serious nomination...nothing will happen. It's a joke page where they nom admins for bans roughly half the time. If you want to get him banned, try talking to an admin or something. Or, since he's your frickin' relative, just tell him to quit fucking around. and while you're at it tell him not to use lines from the vault of horrors in his userpage. The vault of horrors is MINE!!!! MINE!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! --THE 01:34, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

PS--sorry that previous post sounded a little deranged. I've been up late writing that stupid paper that we have to turn in the day before the damn finals start. I'm not in the best of moods. --THE 01:36, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Haha, I'm writing it right now. I've spent three hours just sitting here, but I've only written about three sentences.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:38, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm just wrapping up mine now. I'm probly gonna log out now, but I just double checked, and judging by the results of the last "nom for ban" thing, FFS is, indeed, a joke page. I could be wrong though, I'm not really thinking very clearly since I spent so long on that paper. --THE 01:44, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm on IRC and Lj just confirmed that its a joke-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:46, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

In that case, you might want to remove his nomination. A little embarassing --THE 18:49, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Why is that embarrassing?--72.227.92.65 19:21, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Mmm...I dunno. I thought you were serious about trying to get him banned. Maybe not. Whatever. And log in, dammit! It confuses me when you juggle usernames! --THE 19:24, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

And as for this IRC ban you've suffered, it's probably because your IP adress has been banned because your little friend has been fucking around on there, or at least that's the impression I got when I saw his message in here. He really is stirring up a hell of a lot of trouble for someone who's only been on this site for two days. --THE 00:33, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

you're unblocked from IRC...join me! --THE 00:55, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh never mind. You're already on. --THE 00:56, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

You have new messages

You probably saw the little box and thought that something important had popped up, but lo and behold I continue to spam. {P________________________)%_><<<<<<_---- See pa t0he spaceshui-[p

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danont is comnputer iolilerate 9$)4 --Polystyrene Man 02:23, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

I most certainly am not comnputer iolilerate!!-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 17:15, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

her uhaordrester would loek to argye that poiiont wuth you...,/ ui witsgh wyou weernt sou dempabnding. --Polystyrene Man 16:19, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank'd!

Mr. Kearsy ..is so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

Thank you sir. You have a fine taste in music too, btw. :) --THINKER 06:44, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a bajoodle!

Thanks again!

User:THE... ...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

User:THE... ...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

You get two, because you nommed it. thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 --THE 11:53, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, I'm glad to see this one got featured, considering I helped out with it. Do you know how long it took to find that picture of the chick licking her computer?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 11:58, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

I actually considered giving you THREE templates because you also found that image, but I figured that might irritate you. --THE 12:29, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Who is she? I am my PC is desperate to meet her. Slithy Tove 20:25, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Her name is Susan McClusky from Omaha, Nebraska, and she has a special interest in the old Apple Macintosh computers.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 00:05, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Qwalm

Your sharp messages require extra-pointy burnings. Why aren't you runnnnnnning? Ode to the last day previously requiring a manuscript of deft proportions. --Polystyrene Man 17:22, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

All of the above. With several invisible green fairies to my name. Lemons up the fisher, to no avail. I shall eat them on the morrow.

With praise,

-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:00, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Hiya

Rejoice, Leoispotter! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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This is for your review of iTrip. You say it's ready for VFH. First off, thanks. Secondly, I don't know if I should put that on (at least not myself), because I have two already, and that'll seem kinda pathetic. Thanks again.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:16, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

No problem. It looks like My Little Pony is about to get killed on VFH anyway. When that dies, I'll nominate iTrip for you. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 20:19, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, but I still have another (the UnNews). I noticed you didn't vote ;)-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:33, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

I'll get right on that. By the way, could you review my article, or give me any suggestions? -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 20:35, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, I was doing it, then I got sidetracked. Angst among a friend.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:41, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

If you didn't notice, done.– Preceding unsigned comment added by Ljlego (talk • contribs)

Also if you didn't notice, My Little Pony died a horrible Darwin-related death.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:55, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Why are you in adopt-a-noob?

You aren't a noob! Most people who seek adoption in adopt-a-noob have been members for, like, a day, and have only written one article that is huffed instantly (and usually looks like this: "BBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb was invtetned by Oscar Wilde and oprah winfery in 99999999999999999999999999 BC lololoolllllllolol! AAAaaaaaa lol!!!!!!!1111111111 my frnech teascher is a lesbiand lol1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111"). Why??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? --THE 12:05, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Uh, I didn't know that. I thought I was still a noob by Uncyclopedia's standards. I'll remove that template.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:07, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

THANK'D!!

REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.

Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

Careful what ya wish for, aye? HAH, thanks man. And yeah, you're no n00b, not in my book. Consider yourself an honorary THINKER adoptee -- come to me if you need anything. ;) --THINKER 07:08, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. And congratulations. You must have broken some type of record with this article. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 13:30, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Tell young Fonchezzz to get away from ED....

...and get an account here. 'Tis a wiki devoted to nonsense. He'll be right at home. Hell, he might even become an admin. --THE 15:26, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Oooh he'll love that. They'll probably deify him there. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:28, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Update: The bloke's already written an article. Check it out.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:41, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Brilliant! go on IRC. I'm on. GO ON, DAMMIT!!!! AAAAAAAAAA! --THE 16:51, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Never mind. You missed your chance. Things got boring on there so I quit. --THE 17:14, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Wow...he's doing quite well on there, isn't he? An article up for featuring already? --THE 12:53, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

Here's your order, medium-well as you like. Shall I serve it with the antlers aflame, or would you prefer a cocktail or toke of this pipe first? Random fees are accrued at fastidious intervals, so watch you you sit when Thursday rolls around.

Awwww, but I wanted a cool green template of my own. And I like my antlers well done, thank you. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:03, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Shit, I never did get this right... Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:58, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Leoispotter, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

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Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:58, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Mwell...

I was gonna edit your latest UnNews, and I found that I couldn't think of anything to add to improve it. Maybe because I had already used up all my ideas about kids being dictated over in this, or maybe it's just because it's a good article already. But I couldn't think of anything to add to improve it. --THE 19:21, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

On a completely unrelated note, you might wanna check the mathematical correctness of your grade in ol' Brucey's class. Cuz I checked mine, and turns out it was somehow miscalculated so that it was about five points lower than it should have been. Just letting you know, in case he did the same thing to you. Just when I thought we were done with his insanity. Silly me. --THE 14:43, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Thankie!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:53, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Topic Name

AHEM!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!

You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!

RAHB 06:45, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Vote

Here's the cookie, like I promised!

Insineratehymn has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--General Insineratehymn 03:46, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote

For voting for Hoboeroticism, Codeine bestows upon you: One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:45, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

The US Government Salutes You!

Thank you for your help in the capture of
Mumulla Abdula Krall
Your vote has aided the US Government in it's ongoing fight against granny terror.

Was it really that funny? You're not just saying that to get in my pants, right? hehehe thanks a lot man ;)--THINKER

Thank you

You agreed with my rantings thank you here's a sublimanil award.

I am happy

You have pleased me!!

--The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 23:50, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the thank you!

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Hugs, Kisses and...

Peace, love and Far OUT! Prettiestpretty appreciates your vote for the Old hippie chick who's always collecting money on VFH.

Belated Thanks!

I'm not really good on making banners, so here's a little gift for voting for A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother:

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

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Thanks!--Mr.Vib 02:45, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Abbey Road

Hey Leo, thanks for nominating my article on VFH! I don't expect it to be that funny to most non-Beatle fanatics so I'm not too bothered by the poor reception it's gotten there so far, but it's always nice to see one's own pages on VFH. —rc (t) 05:31, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Manforman has awarded you a booger...

So you can sell it for a lot of money on eBay.
Your vote for HowTo:Deceive people on eBay is greatly appreciated.

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--Sir Manforman 19:01, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Alrighty, then, yeah? Thanks.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:04, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Congrats

on your firstest feature. I missed a hell of a lot of stuff. What happened with Ultimate Weight Loss Solution? Did it get voted down, or darwin'd? --THE 13:09, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

They voted it down mercilessly. I think the final score was two for and five against. I guess it was just too gruesome for the front page. How was your vacation BTW?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 13:36, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

'twas good. Went to that splendid section of our state that's way "up nawth" and met all kinds of steriotypical Mainahs. I plan to get some edits into the Maine article after I catch up with all the stuff I missed when I was away :0. --THE 15:39, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

PS: Time for an Archive?-- --_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 16:57, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

That sounds like a good idea.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:20, 8 July 2007 (UTC)