UnTunes:Won't Get Banned Again
Music by: Pete Townshend
Lyrics by: Leoispotter and TheLedBalloon
Dedicated to: Fonchezzz
Recording and Mixing by: The UnIdiot
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I was writing on the site
Blanking left and right.
Wrote a one-liner 'bout the fat girl in my class
Soon an admin came along
Saw I was in the wrong
He blocked me and his ban gun sang a song
Come on admin I want absolution
I even took the time to read your damn constitution
I know I'm ready to change my ways
I swear I'm being frank
I won't vandalize or blank
So I get on my knees and pray
That I don't get banned again
"This ban- it had to be,"
The admin said to me
"I'm simply doing my job- that's all."
Well, then I grew deranged
And I blanked his whole talk page
And replaced it with the words, "SUCK MY SCHLONG!"
Come on admin I want absolution
I even took the time to read your damn constitution
I know I'm ready to change my ways
I swear I'm being frank
I won't vandalize or blank
So I get on my knees and pray
That I don't get banned again
No, no!
I begged on IRC with my best smile
Promised that I'd be better on next my next try
I'll never blank again, not one more time,
Don'tcha know that we user guys never lie?
Do ya?
There's nothing I can see
that'll make that admin unblock me
Maybe, just maybe he was in the right
But it doesn't matter now
I've changed almost overnight
But not by uncyc, no, I changed by another site!
Come on admin I want absolution
I even took the time to read your damn constitution
I know I'm ready to change my ways
I swear I'm being frank
I won't vandalize or blank
So I get on my knees and pray
That I don't get banned again
I just got a new ban
Even longer than the old ban
- :(