User:LOLZORZ

	Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2008

You reaching the home of Emperor Alex Kum-Lee Wang! Also known as Wang's House of Blues

not me

LOLZORZ on LOLZORZ

Round 1

“COOL IS AWESOME”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“stop too much texting”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“please do not hurt my head...”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i will texting you all”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“my name is Alex Wang... my name is a royal name”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“how can i register this dung!!!”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“do not be joking on me”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“sorry dung bad ha ha”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“chinese we very proud have easy url google”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“PLEASE do not say about penis”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

Round 2

“yes in canada now! most west, closer to china”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“use google maps? use google maps”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“people hate the internet. here everybody says its ok”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“please do not make fun..”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“?!?!?????????????”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“wikipedia i liked more than uncyclopedla sorry,,”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“should change last name i guess”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i am not FUNNY. THERE”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“ok ill change things who likes table tennis”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“it is not my homeland i was raised there”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

Round 3

“why else am i here”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“butt english is my first language”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“is it fine for me to get dreams at the moment?”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i have made lol now. you guys joking on me. i joking on u. ha ha.”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“there are many wangs”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“sorry if this upset yourself”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i had a girlfriend. she left.”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“she had VERY bad taste”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“no bad taste in men”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

Round 4

“forget what you heard i text nonsenses”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“this text made me sad, can i go nonsense”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“qwertyiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm thanks you now my anger is gone”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i say to you as a friend, not a chinese stereotype, i am thanks. thanks guys. i am thanks what is adjective”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“ahh white monkeys do not understand emotion”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“itsa me”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“man this text is like sex... sorry if thats bad. feels the same.. but i am not having it”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“sorry i have strange desires”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“good english no”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“my father wanted text so i can have better english”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

Round 5

“kick? oh i know kung fu”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“log is tree, but what is admin”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“wow sorry i am in crying”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“can i tell my father about this? he will be proud”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“how do i go slaps .. with a thick cock”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“3rd person is <3 ?”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“LOLZORZ is cool
<LOLZORZ> ?
<LOLZORZ> i am not cool
<LOLZORZ> who made that”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i get this irc program COOL now”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“what sort of name should i nick”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“aww this is too much sorry”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

Round 6

“greeting to my white friends”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“no no white head after i edit it shows code who edit it”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i am a friend not emperor ha ha”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“any person of use here ?”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“some text make me lol out loud”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“girl please do not tempt me to be bad pleas go some other place”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i said to mean message ha ha”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i am not a rice bucket”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“no sex actions inside this channel please”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“please enjoy bed, alone or not :P”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

Round 7

“do not islut me please white man”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“fire fox > online exploror”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“stop making fun of my english. have different fun. like swearing.”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i today learn that swearing fun ! cucking funt”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“cyanide is bad ha ha?”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“now i know 3 languages !”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“are these texters making fun of me ?”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“uncyclopedia is not real ?”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i am no slave, sir s.”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“I TRY TO NOT BE”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

Round 8

“i am NOT chese i am canada”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i have no tissues.. can i use sleeve ?”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“bless squiggle, har har har, best friend”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“father is baldless !”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“yes yes please do not be rapist”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“you mess up my mom ?”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“text is agring me”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“what is me ha ha”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“bad channel today i am sorry not nice”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“who is this indian”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

Round 9

“pleas i eat only canada”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“chari 2 are you existing ??”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“all here elect america gobshite ?”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“no more lol toilet”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“ha ha i am not a stupid”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“text is not real”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i will not use text, is sex, yes ??”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i change, had techical problems”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i pray for ssquiggle each night”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“go have text with your parents”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

Round 10

“yes yes sorry my head is tiny”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“can i pasta from log ???”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“stop the mix of langauge”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“no faggoty”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“show me the wang”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i am existing”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“i had telled my name at reality”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“why walk if not a man”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“doctor is confusion”

~ User:LOLZORZ on Emperor Alex Wang

“that is a minister  !”

~ Emperor Alex Wang on on Winston Churchill.

LOLZORZ on Opping IRC

<EmperorLOLZORZ>	i am gob shit now
	<AAAway>	EmperorLOLZORZ: gobshite is just a joke
	=-=	EmperorLOLZORZ is now known as GobshiteLOLZORZ
	<AAAway>	we all love you
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	joke ?
	<AAAway>	yes
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	is not emperor the joke ?
	<AAAway>	we're a joke wiki
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	..
	<AAAway>	both are
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	fake ?
	-->|	EmperorLOLZORZ (n=a707b8d2@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-c4cfb12c3ff049e5) has joined #uncyclopedia
	<EmperorLOLZORZ>	i am ghey
	<AAAway>	anyway, out i go
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	boths ??!
	<EmperorLOLZORZ>	lolz
	<rorozarzar>	bye AAA^
	<EmperorLOLZORZ>	wewt i am two ppl
	<AAAway>	also, kill EmperorLOLZORZ
	<Kalir>	GobshiteLOLZORZ: Someone took your name.
	<EmperorLOLZORZ>	hahaha
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
	=-=	EmperorLOLZORZ is now known as HighGenGrue
	<HighGenGrue>	obey
	=-=	HighGenGrue was booted from #uncyclopedia by GobshiteLOLZORZ (GobshiteLOLZORZ)
	<AAAway>	figures
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	o
	<slif3rjam>	o
	<AAAway>	\o/
	<kakun>	OP RORO POP ORO POOP RORO
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	nice kick ?
	<Kalir>	Yeah, well done.
	<AAAway>	very nice
	<AAAway>	k bye
	<AAAway>	for real
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	good good
	<rorozarzar>	poop roro
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	bye bye
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	loves
	<slif3rjam>	bi bi
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	many loves <3 <3333
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	sorry on the english
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	i try

LOLZORZ on Brotherhood

“ <EmperorLOLZORZ> i own a sister

<Ryan-t> ...
<EmperorLOLZORZ> we pick her
<Ryan-t> must not laugh
<Ryan-t> .......
<EmperorLOLZORZ> pick up
<EmperorLOLZORZ> do not luagh
<EmperorLOLZORZ> sister is beauty
<Ryan-t> trying..... to..... not..... laugh.....
<EmperorLOLZORZ> we pick up to canda
<EmperorLOLZORZ> try hard
<EmperorLOLZORZ> it is important for me

”

LOLZORZ on his cult

“ <EmperorLOLZORZ> squiggle , my first friend>

<EmperorLOLZORZ> dj , my second man
<EmperorLOLZORZ> spang , thrid ]
<EmperorLOLZORZ> kalir , fourth man
<SirSquiggle> EmperorLOLZORZ: What about Savethemooses?
<EmperorLOLZORZ> moose ?
<EmperorLOLZORZ> first demon

”

Others on LOLZORZ

“

<SirSquiggle> Everything out his mouth is gold.
<Savethemooses> pure, solid gold
<SirSquiggle> He is continuously vomiting gold on us all.
<Savethemooses> he's a gold-eating bullimic

”

“ <SquigHW> LOLZORZ: Share more wisdom, your highness.
<LOLZORZ> polite no
<LOLZORZ> i polite, nopolite no ”

“ <Shandon> Write or be damned.
<LOLZORZ> write where
<Shandon> yeah um
<Shandon> way to miss the point of this channel. ”

“ <mudkipsV> dude...wtf? ”

“ <D___J> When I hear about LOLZORZ, I get as skittish as the aging husband of a teenage bride. ”

“ <D___J> <3 <3 LOLZORZ
<LOLZORZ> <3 means less than 3, no?
<SquigHW> hehe
<D___J> yes... that
<LOLZORZ> i am less than 3 ? ”

“ LOLZORZ was booted from #uncyclopedia by Mitch_1_2 (You're the new Benson.) ”

“ <Kalir> ALL HAIL EMPEROR ALEX WANG
<SirSquiggle> HAIL, HAIL! ”

“ <Modusoperandi> We need Benson back ”

“ <Spang> I like Emperor too! ”

“ <kakun> wtf is a LOLZORZ? ”

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