User:LOLZORZ
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Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2008 |
not me
LOLZORZ on LOLZORZ[edit | edit source]
Round 1[edit | edit source]
“COOL IS AWESOME”
“stop too much texting”
“please do not hurt my head...”
“i will texting you all”
“my name is Alex Wang... my name is a royal name”
“how can i register this dung!!!”
“do not be joking on me”
“sorry dung bad ha ha”
“chinese we very proud have easy url google”
“PLEASE do not say about penis”
Round 2[edit | edit source]
“yes in canada now! most west, closer to china”
“use google maps? use google maps”
“people hate the internet. here everybody says its ok”
“please do not make fun..”
“?!?!?????????????”
“wikipedia i liked more than uncyclopedla sorry,,”
“should change last name i guess”
“i am not FUNNY. THERE”
“ok ill change things who likes table tennis”
“it is not my homeland i was raised there”
Round 3[edit | edit source]
“why else am i here”
“butt english is my first language”
“is it fine for me to get dreams at the moment?”
“i have made lol now. you guys joking on me. i joking on u. ha ha.”
“there are many wangs”
“sorry if this upset yourself”
“i had a girlfriend. she left.”
“she had VERY bad taste”
“no bad taste in men”
Round 4[edit | edit source]
“forget what you heard i text nonsenses”
“this text made me sad, can i go nonsense”
“qwertyiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm thanks you now my anger is gone”
“i say to you as a friend, not a chinese stereotype, i am thanks. thanks guys. i am thanks what is adjective”
“ahh white monkeys do not understand emotion”
“itsa me”
“man this text is like sex... sorry if thats bad. feels the same.. but i am not having it”
“sorry i have strange desires”
“good english no”
“my father wanted text so i can have better english”
Round 5[edit | edit source]
“kick? oh i know kung fu”
“log is tree, but what is admin”
“wow sorry i am in crying”
“can i tell my father about this? he will be proud”
“how do i go slaps .. with a thick cock”
“3rd person is <3 ?”
“LOLZORZ is cool
<LOLZORZ> ?
<LOLZORZ> i am not cool
<LOLZORZ> who made that”
“i get this irc program COOL now”
“what sort of name should i nick”
“aww this is too much sorry”
Round 6[edit | edit source]
“greeting to my white friends”
“no no white head after i edit it shows code who edit it”
“i am a friend not emperor ha ha”
“any person of use here ?”
“some text make me lol out loud”
“girl please do not tempt me to be bad pleas go some other place”
“i said to mean message ha ha”
“i am not a rice bucket”
“no sex actions inside this channel please”
“please enjoy bed, alone or not :P”
Round 7[edit | edit source]
“do not islut me please white man”
“fire fox > online exploror”
“stop making fun of my english. have different fun. like swearing.”
“i today learn that swearing fun ! cucking funt”
“cyanide is bad ha ha?”
“now i know 3 languages !”
“are these texters making fun of me ?”
“uncyclopedia is not real ?”
“i am no slave, sir s.”
“I TRY TO NOT BE”
Round 8[edit | edit source]
“i am NOT chese i am canada”
“i have no tissues.. can i use sleeve ?”
“bless squiggle, har har har, best friend”
“father is baldless !”
“yes yes please do not be rapist”
“you mess up my mom ?”
“text is agring me”
“what is me ha ha”
“bad channel today i am sorry not nice”
“who is this indian”
Round 9[edit | edit source]
“pleas i eat only canada”
“chari 2 are you existing ??”
“all here elect america gobshite ?”
“no more lol toilet”
“ha ha i am not a stupid”
“text is not real”
“i will not use text, is sex, yes ??”
“i change, had techical problems”
“i pray for ssquiggle each night”
“go have text with your parents”
Round 10[edit | edit source]
“yes yes sorry my head is tiny”
“can i pasta from log ???”
“stop the mix of langauge”
“no faggoty”
“show me the wang”
“i am existing”
“i had telled my name at reality”
“why walk if not a man”
“doctor is confusion”
“that is a minister !”
Round 11[edit | edit source]
LOLZORZ on Opping IRC[edit | edit source]
<EmperorLOLZORZ> i am gob shit now <AAAway> EmperorLOLZORZ: gobshite is just a joke =-= EmperorLOLZORZ is now known as GobshiteLOLZORZ <AAAway> we all love you <GobshiteLOLZORZ> joke ? <AAAway> yes <GobshiteLOLZORZ> is not emperor the joke ? <AAAway> we're a joke wiki <GobshiteLOLZORZ> .. <AAAway> both are <GobshiteLOLZORZ> fake ? -->| EmperorLOLZORZ (n=a707b8d2@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-c4cfb12c3ff049e5) has joined #uncyclopedia <EmperorLOLZORZ> i am ghey <AAAway> anyway, out i go <GobshiteLOLZORZ> boths ??! <EmperorLOLZORZ> lolz <rorozarzar> bye AAA^ <EmperorLOLZORZ> wewt i am two ppl <AAAway> also, kill EmperorLOLZORZ <Kalir> GobshiteLOLZORZ: Someone took your name. <EmperorLOLZORZ> hahaha <GobshiteLOLZORZ> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa =-= EmperorLOLZORZ is now known as HighGenGrue <HighGenGrue> obey =-= HighGenGrue was booted from #uncyclopedia by GobshiteLOLZORZ (GobshiteLOLZORZ) <AAAway> figures <GobshiteLOLZORZ> o <slif3rjam> o <AAAway> \o/ <kakun> OP RORO POP ORO POOP RORO <GobshiteLOLZORZ> nice kick ? <Kalir> Yeah, well done. <AAAway> very nice <AAAway> k bye <AAAway> for real <GobshiteLOLZORZ> good good <rorozarzar> poop roro <GobshiteLOLZORZ> bye bye <GobshiteLOLZORZ> loves <slif3rjam> bi bi <GobshiteLOLZORZ> many loves <3 <3333 <GobshiteLOLZORZ> sorry on the english <GobshiteLOLZORZ> i try
LOLZORZ on Brotherhood[edit | edit source]
| “ | <EmperorLOLZORZ> i own a sister <Ryan-t> ... |
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LOLZORZ on his cult[edit | edit source]
| “ | <EmperorLOLZORZ> squiggle , my first friend> <EmperorLOLZORZ> dj , my second man |
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Others on LOLZORZ[edit | edit source]
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<SirSquiggle> Everything out his mouth is gold. |
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| “ | <SquigHW> LOLZORZ: Share more wisdom, your highness. <LOLZORZ> polite no <LOLZORZ> i polite, nopolite no |
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| “ | <Shandon> Write or be damned. <LOLZORZ> write where <Shandon> yeah um <Shandon> way to miss the point of this channel. |
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| “ | <mudkipsV> dude...wtf? | ” |
| “ | <D___J> When I hear about LOLZORZ, I get as skittish as the aging husband of a teenage bride. | ” |
| “ | <D___J> <3 <3 LOLZORZ <LOLZORZ> <3 means less than 3, no? <SquigHW> hehe <D___J> yes... that <LOLZORZ> i am less than 3 ? |
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| “ | LOLZORZ was booted from #uncyclopedia by Mitch_1_2 (You're the new Benson.) | ” |
| “ | <Kalir> ALL HAIL EMPEROR ALEX WANG <SirSquiggle> HAIL, HAIL! |
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| “ | <Modusoperandi> We need Benson back | ” |
| “ | <Spang> I like Emperor too! | ” |
| “ | <kakun> wtf is a LOLZORZ? | ” |