User talk:Deathwatch2006
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Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:19, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
VFD template[edit source]
alright, I know that you are trying to help Uncyclopedia by puting the VFD template on pages that are there, but next time don't replace the page with the template. The right way to do that is to add the template to the top of the page, but don't delete the content of the page, because then there will be nothing left to vote on.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN
02:32, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
STOP BLANKING PAGES[edit source]
I'm feeling nice today, actaully. One more time, and I'm taking you to Ban Patrol. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:12, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
- You don't want my contributions - have instructions to remove them - and I'm only helping you. So please remove the Aer Lingus section of Cunnilingus - it's not funny because I wrote it.--Deathwatch2006 03:40, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
- Actually, we do. Your articles can be COMPLETLEY RE-Written by other users. And just stop blanking them. That will get you banned. Oh, and if you put VFD on an artcile put it on VFD. If there are less than 15 articles, that is. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:42, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
- See Rochdale History
- Actually, we do. Your articles can be COMPLETLEY RE-Written by other users. And just stop blanking them. That will get you banned. Oh, and if you put VFD on an artcile put it on VFD. If there are less than 15 articles, that is. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:42, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
(Reverted edit(s) of Hardchips Fondlebody to previous one by Deathwatch2006) 29 June 2007
(Re-revert - no, this Deathwatch guy got warned about this...) 8 July 2007
But thanks for your kind comments.--Deathwatch2006 04:01, 14 July 2007 (UTC)