User:Java7837

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Some article ideas HowTO:kill rare birds War on Sauerkraut (I may have spelled that abomination incorrectly) War on Brussel Sprouts

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is a paladin . Hide your demons and undead.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is from Camelot , and eats ham and jam and spamalot !

This user is not a number, they are a free person!

This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok 24/7.

id2

This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.

id2

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user is a level 13 Wizard . They see the fnords .

This user is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

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This space for rent.

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This user supports the giving away of free iPods .

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)