User:Java7837

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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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or at least thinks so.
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British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac. British Royal Family.jpg
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. FA-22 Raptor.jpg
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+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. +
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Face-angel.svg This user is an angel. Face-angel.svg
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
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Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian gamer, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft 24/7. Counter-Strike retail box
Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. Counter-Strike retail box
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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
Ihasashuvel.jpg This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords. Alanmoore1.jpg
Anteater2.jpg This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run! Anteater2.jpg
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. Msyclopaintia.jpg
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
This space for rent.
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods. Euroipods1.jpg
United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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Mindreader8.jpg
This user is reading your thoughts!
Mindreader8.jpg
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
Paladin.gif
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
Monbags.jpg
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
Numbersix.gif


Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian gamer, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft 24/7. Counter-Strike retail box
Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. Counter-Strike retail box
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
Ihasashuvel.jpg This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
Ihasashuvel.jpg
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords. Alanmoore1.jpg
Anteater2.jpg This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run! Anteater2.jpg
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. Msyclopaintia.jpg
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
This space for rent.
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods. Euroipods1.jpg
United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)