User:Java7837
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Some article ideas
HowTO:kill rare birds
War on Sauerkraut (I may have spelled that abomination incorrectly)
War on Brussel Sprouts
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades. |
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This user's IQ is over really high. |
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This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. |
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This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac. |
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. |
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. |
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This user is a mutant. |
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This user is an angel. |
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. |
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
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This user is reading your thoughts! |
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This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead. |
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This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200. |
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. |
This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |
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This user is not a number, they are a free person! |
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This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft 24/7. | id2 |
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This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. | id2 |
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
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This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run! |
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. |
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This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. |
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This space for rent. |
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods. |
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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A lot of people voted for change, and that's all they have now. Help! |
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This user is reading your thoughts! |
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This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead. |
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This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200. |
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. |
This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |
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This user is not a number, they are a free person! |
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This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft 24/7. | id2 |
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This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. | id2 |
Eeek! |
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
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This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run! |
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. |
RENT |
This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. |
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This space for rent. |
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods. |
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