User talk:02barryc

PEOPLE WHO ABUSE THIS PAGE WILL BE SET ON FIRE.

With a zippo lighter

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Wow, two in one day. You da man! Thanks for the props, though what did you mean by "PC thumbs up"?--<<>> 01:54, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

TAYOR!!

Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. She likes kittens, and apparently you too. Yay!! Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

A Query

Mr. Barryc, although I am not familiar with your work, I am familiar with your bright yellow and black signature in VFH. As of now, you haven't voted yea or nay on any of my articles. And, though I may ask nicely, I don't expect you to - you may have read them already and not been moved either way. However, if you could find it in your heart to give the thumbs up or down to Anti-Muhammed, Women's Suffrage or Westboro Baptist Church, I will satirize the object of your choice, at no cost to you. Think about it. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 15:54, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

About Banning

Hiyaz! I noticed that you reported some vandalism to Famine on his talk page! First off, I commend you on your vigilance! No doubt Fam'll get the bastard. But also, in the future, you should report vandalism, blanking, and general asshattery on the Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol page. It's more expedient, as all the admins (and nosy SOB users like me) are always watching it. So tally ho, pip pip, and all that limey rot! Good show, and remain ever vigilant for HU-MAN-WASTE-MA-TE-RI-AL!!! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:53, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

Complaint

Your signature is messing up the VFH page. :(—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 03:40, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

In reply to your reply: I only meant that the signature was doing things to the formatting of the VFH page, not that you can't vote. It seems to be okay now, though, so never mind.—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 02:44, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

BBBYYYYYYYY

EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:12, 22 April 2006 (UTC)

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You see, you had this template thingy... on your User Page... it said you were going to be gone for awhile. I just wanted to say goodbye!! *tear*   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:18, 23 April 2006 (UTC)

Is this you?

Whilst updating PFP, I noticed an IP placing a vote in your name. Because you edited PFP shortly thereafter, I assume it was your unlogged-in persona. But just to be safe, is this you?

And whilst I'm here, I might as well ask you another similar question: Our Folding@Home team has no 02barryc or any variant there-of. However, whilst coming this way, I noticed your user page uses the term "The Cynic", and we do have a whythecyni­c on our team. So, is this you?

Thanks, and have a good one! --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 11:41, 29 April 2006 (UTC)

This is you!

BarryC, for successfully completing thy first work unit in name of the TOP 1000TH TEAMS, I bestow upon thee thy first star of ninja (that I be aware of)

Thanks, take care, have a good one, and here's to many more.... --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 12:48, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Why Create This?

You could be blocked, you know. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 19:57, 17 May 2006 (UTC)

Yes, that's true. But fortunately the article was deleted by an admin that likes him. Rookie mistake, Barry.  :) No harm, no foul. ~ T. (talk) 20:09, 17 May 2006 (UTC)

I don't claim to understand the tone or content of your message, but I'm sorry I bothered to comment here in the first place. Please don't create this article again. It has a well established history of not existing, which a "non-rookie" such as yourself should well understand. ~ T. (talk) 21:42, 17 May 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

BarryC rocks and should be summarily shot

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote for the Emmanuel Goldstein thingy. You rock, and I won't be the one to shoot you ;) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:35, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

What be thine epithet?

For here. Tell me or... erm... DiZ'll have tofornicate you via his garden hose, as he so much enjoys doing. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:50, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

The Traveller

Returns.....welcome back. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

You really do vote wisely!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I appreciate the nom! -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 19:47, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

THANKS A LOT! YOU GOT ME A LOUSY VFH!;-) I'M INWARDLY HAPPY!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 20:25, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

Move

Hi, I moved your WIP to User:02barryc/NHS ... potential there I think... -- sannse (talk) 19:37, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

XMas

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:21, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Chrimbo pud

Hindleyite wishes you a MERRY CHRISTMAS Enjoy this Christmas pud, but watch out for the five pence coins that fell out of my pocket into the cake mix.

Cheers for the vote! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 15:12, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Late UnNews

Media:Christmas.mp3 - sorry it's so late/crap, hope it'll be okay though. -- 21:11, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Cheers on the Reskin

Put this where you deem it belongs.--<<>> 05:06, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

In honor of fixing pee review with us, I give you:

Cheers.--<<>> 22:08, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Sig

Your sig is indeed far, far too long. Luckily, I know that you'll happily oblige and trim it down until it takes up less than a line of space and doesn't break 12px in height. Thanks! Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 01/4 01:28

Your sig is private space as long as it doesn't enter public space. As you have entered it into public space, we feel that it is still too long. Either take Hinoa's fix, find one for yourself, or you get mine. And I can guarantee that mine sucks the most. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 01/23 23:31

Thanks very much! I'll tell Ralphy that you're kneecaps are off-limits for now. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 01/24 23:52

Hugs

flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit. She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear, but is afraid it would get her desysopped.

ICUage

Pay close attention to this: DO NOT ICU ANY ARTICLE THAT HASN'T BEEN EDITED IN FOREVER. Either VFD tag them or use some other maintenance tag. Thanks. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:13, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Yet that is exactly what happened again. Even worse, 02barryc felt free to remove a VfD tag: [1] [2]. I'll feel free to revert them.... —Gnome  …MUN F@H 12:01, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

MS-DOS

MS-DOS HAS CRASHED. INSERT SYSTEM DISC. SYSTEM DISC NOT FOUND; EXECUTING SELF-DESTRUCT PROGRAMME. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

You know, I used to be terrified of BASIC and DOS on old computers when I was young. I thought they would explode.

Welcome Back

Long time no see. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

LAFTA? I thought you said Kafka

Thanks for that cool award, dude! I don't know zackly what I did to deserve it, but I just love it! It's going up on my wall, next to my Doctor of Theology degree. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:29, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

Sig Length

I noticed your sig was really long, so I checked it. Just a heads-up - it's longer than allowed by the rules. I'd suggest shortening it before an admin whines about it.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      00:44, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh.

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A Tightly-Knotted Thank You

Thank you for choosing the Bow tie You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.

Thanks Barry!! I'm sorry your piece didn't make it; let me know if you need any more reviewings :) --THINKER 05:47, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

Just wanted to say thanks for the review you did of the article I wrote. I've made a bunch of adjustments, including enlarging the pictures, improving the captions (hopefully. I thought they could've been better, too), removing the red links, and huffing anything about the tourists peeing themselves. I'm not asking for another full review, but I wouldn't mind a couple more comments to make sure I'm going in the right direction. Thanks again for your help. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:25, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I'd like to thank your for your review of CTU as well. I'm really out of ideas for it, and I guess no one else has much vision for it either. To VFD I go! Thanks again for your input, feedback means quite a bit to me. Roastpork 21:50, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Requesting Pee Review

Hi, I saw your sig and am asking if you can review my article, HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd. Thanks! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:42, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Requesting a review

Hey, I see you do Pee Reviews on request. I'd really appreciate if you could review this article I've been working on, Magrathea, before its Pee Review entry turns to fertilizer in the backlog lol. Thanks, --R. Daneel Olivaw (Gaia - Foundation) 04:43, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the review... I really had no idea that the article had such a horrible lack of humour. Thanks for enlighening me, I guess, but I also suppose you'll understand if this message isn't exactly filled with enthusiasm... --R. Daneel Olivaw (Gaia - Foundation) 23:48, 22 September 2007 (UTC) P.S.: You wouldn't be able to enlighten me any further, giving me some ideas for the article, would you?

Pee Review?

Word on the street is that you're the man to come to if the po-po wants my page pee reviewed. So whatcha sayin? Is all the hizzy fo' rizzle? Wanna revieizzle my pizzle? Pretty Plizzle? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:17, Sep 23

Girl, I want to piss on you.

Piss on this, will ya? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  22:20, 24 November 2007 (UTC)