User talk:Gnome

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Hello, Gnome, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Sucrose b small.gif This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

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Fixes on Eternity[edit]

Cheers for the input on eternity, made it a lot more readible. I kind of ran out of inspiration to find a way to polish it up. Ta! Dutchy

You're welcome, Dutchy! ;) --Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacer.gifIcons-bomb.pngSpacer.gifSwitzerland …MUN F@H


Do not add articles to VFD that are only hours old. Either tag them with maintainance tags, or if they have no chance of ever being useful, add them to QVFD. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 28/10 00:37

Sure, won't happen again. Thanks for the direction! Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacer.gifIcons-bomb.pngSpacer.gifSwitzerland …MUN F@H 00:41, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
Hey - no problem. We try to keep VFD focused on pages which are old and sucky. The {{NRV}} and {{ICU}} tags do a pretty good job of managing new, crappy articles. Along with QVFD, of course. Thanks for trying to help out - more help is always appreciated. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 28/10 00:47

About QFH[edit]

I wouldn't recommend randomly removing the QFH tag from articles if I were you. QFH means the article was nommed for highlighting, got a lot of support but not enough to make the cut, and at least one user enjoyed it enough to feel it deserved at least a QFH. --User:Nintendorulez 23:18, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

User:Anyone was looking for people on IRC to remove these: "who wants to help me revert an assload of incorrectly placed QFHs?". So I helped him. Unfortunately, some were indeed nommed. Thanks for reverting them. I hope my mistakes will be forgiven, I was just trying to help. --Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacer.gifIcons-bomb.pngSpacer.gifSwitzerland …MUN F@H 23:24, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
There's QFH articles that weren't actually nommed in the past? Ah, didn't realize. I'll have to keep an eye out for improper use of the template in the future when scanning recentchanges... --User:Nintendorulez 23:28, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
These are the ones we looked at. I'm looking through them if we removed some more mistakenly just now. --Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacer.gifIcons-bomb.pngSpacer.gifSwitzerland …MUN F@H 23:35, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
Ugh, it's even worse than that. The few I checked once had the nomination template on them, but can't be found on any VFH archive page....
Yes, I've had a look at all of them now. It seems it's the same: They once had a nomination template, but don't turn up on VFH archive pages. I reverted some (4, to be precise) of them before I started checking, but left the others alone. What do you think, shall we re-revert the other ones again? :P --Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacer.gifIcons-bomb.pngSpacer.gifSwitzerland …MUN F@H 00:09, 10 November 2006 (UTC)


Newcookie.gif Braydie has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for voting me at NotM --—Braydie 00:54, 1 December 2006 (UTC)


Cookie.jpg flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit.
She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear,
but is afraid it would get her desysopped.

You're welcome! After all it was you who helped me when I was a noob. And thanks for not screaming in my ear ;-) -- Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacer.gifIcons-bomb.pngSpacer.gifSwitzerland …MUN F@H 13:27, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

And going and going and going?![edit]

how dare you delete my copying of the and goings. it just kept going. – Preceding unsigned comment added by ONX (talk • contribs)

Simple enough: it does not make the article any funnier, but awfully increases loading time. Readers will either simply skip the section, or get annoyed and go away. Either way, it's not doing anything good. —Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacer.gifIcons-bomb.pngSpacer.gifSwitzerland …MUN F@H 15:09, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Zombie Invasion[edit]

I was trying to deuglify it and somehow lost the momentom. Want a joint venture? Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:53, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

You're referring to HowTo:Survive the Impending Zombie Invasion, right? Well, why not? I have to admit I'm not very creative or funny at most times, but killing Zombies will be fun. —Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacer.gifIcons-bomb.pngSpacer.gifSwitzerland …MUN F@H 20:29, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Yep, that's the one. I need someone to give me back the motivation :) Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 23:09, 19 January 2007 (UTC)


Sorry if I caused any problems, my thinking was merely that a article of such ridiculous brevity could be easily huffed with further thought. Sorry for being over zealous in my efforts to improve the site. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 12:03, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

To be honest, I agree with you that there should be a faster way for speedy execution of old, crappy articles such as this one, and VfD'ing it is part of my plan: I decided to post a daily addition to VfD this week, see what happens, and eventually create a forum topic about the matter. The problem is that QVfD, ICU and similar stuff are intended for new articles only (You'll probably have seen the notice on your own user talk by now). —Gnome Icons-balloon.pngSpacer.gifIcons-bomb.pngSpacer.gifSwitzerland …MUN F@H 12:10, 23 January 2007 (UTC)


Red Ninjastar.png Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True

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Bloody Pagans[edit]

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

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