User:R. Daneel Olivaw
“The R. stands for "robot"”
Note to self and any bored passerby: Traduce this page to newspeak. Rectify userpage refs to newspeak.
Hi. The R. stands for robot, as anybody with an IQ higher than that of a moron could figure out. I got tired of that whole detective work with that guy from Caves of Steel so I started editing Uncyclopedia with my almighty robotlike powers of mind control and spoonbending. I pwn so bad.
Anywho, since this is my personal user page, I can write whatever crap I want to write in it. So, without further ado,
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Roxors Boxors! The nonsense has now ceased!
List of Stuff
- I enjoy sushi.
- I don't enjoy fried buffalo pancreases.
- I edit Uncyclopedia. NSS.
- More stuff.
- Yet a larger quantity of stuff.
- An amount of stuff so hugely, vastly, mindboggingly big you wouldn't believe how extraordinarily big it is.
- I'm the proud owner of a wall. It holds my roof up.
|The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.|
|That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.|
- I'm a human. I'm not proud of it.
- There is no I in cephalopod. Neither is there one in team. Who cares?
- This is list part thingy number 7. I know it says 3, but it's the Communists trying to fool you again. Or maybe it's the invisible screwdriver that restarted the number sequence...
- And now for something completely different... a question. Why do suicide pilots wear helmets? Better safe than sorry.
- Your fly is open.
- OK I'm bored of this shit. If I come up with more stuff, I'll list it here for all you bored morons to see.
- Other users edit this page. It's OK, a bit of
vandalismhelp never hurt anybody, and they also ruin by brilliant workcorrect stupid mistakes of mine.
Words I use in VFD
Contrary to the principles of newspeak, I have extended the usual human vocabulary into unintelligible words. So, when I finnaly get around to translating this page to newspeak, this will be the only bit left untouched. Here are a few of my copyrighted words:
Exterminerminerminate: previously exterminate, this word is pronounced in a typical italian accent to give it that "godfather" feel.
Destructinize: previously destroy, pronounce said word in a Palpatine voice in a context like "the Death Star can destructinize planets with its laser beams" to give it that sci-fi modd you always wanted. I'll add more words soon.
Killify. You can figure this out.
Excise. Radioactive afikomen was kind enough to offer this word when I couldn't come up with any.