This article may be Overly British
The NHS is a well-known British Government-run Gambling racket. Acting as an agency providing free healthcare to all, this visionary concept is actually a front for a corrupt, bureaucracy ridden network of brothels, strip clubs and casinos. There are plans to provide "Super-Casinos" - a combination of brothels and casinos, however these have proved contraversial and sleazy to the point of a ministerial inquiry.
The NHS was formed in a period of political strife, when the communist party took over after the second world war, and was looking for a good way to pay off the national debt. When raising taxes only incensed the population and caused riots and terrorist bombings in Ireland, the government, desperate, turned to "Un-Orthodox" methods.