User:Oddbod

Thankyou for touching my page, I'll never wash it again

This guy is incontrovertibly stupid.

rectify this by swearing at this UKer.

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This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.

I AM THE WALRUS?

This user is a total UKer and knows how to spell but sounds funny on the telly. (British Uncyclopedians)

This user has been purified. This user is not a number, they are a free person! This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload. This user is a Mad Scientist.

… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. uk-N

This user should not be trusted.

Well here we are then one and nobody.... subpage

Some like it odd

If you're here your either:

1. Researching the life and times of Tom and Jerry
2. Looking for a malevolent PlayStation and feeling dissapointed
3. Holding onto fistfuls of deport PlayStations

If not then why, for the love of the Jee man why?....

Care free wiki yodelling

I eventually aim to get off my tiny white behind and write something for this place, my most beloved of places. Mainly I just turn up on random talk pages wih an opinion which nobody cares about anyway.

NOTE: Everything good comes on a stick

Here's a bloody list of stuff I might never do (hence the red links)....

• the best a man can get (was started but then huffed because I left it unattended for too long, reason -- I'm a lazy pie eating cretin But thanks to This guy I found out you can create a subpage where things can be thought over and left unnatended without huffing! Praise him!)
• Party Gorilla
• Hoop Head Syndrome
• It was just there!

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

I'm watching from the ceiling......