User talk:Metropolis

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    The best sockpuppet user ever

Welcome!

Hello, Metropolis, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 16:55, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Please

STOP spamming people's talk pages with images. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• I understand that we are all loose but we still do have boundaries here from now on. That was totaly uncalled for what you did on Tom mayfair user talk page. NEVER DO THAT AGAIN SIR. Happy new year. --Sir james paul 02:52, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

VFH

Hello, your recent nomination at VFH didn't have a "Nom" or a "For". We obviously took it as a nomination, but wasn't sure whether you wanted to vote for it. Please could you tell me here what you would like to do, or you could just head to VFH and change it yourself. Thanks. —Braydie at 17:00, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

I bolded the for on your comment, that should solve the dispute. If you disagree feel free to get rid of it. —Braydie at 17:21, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Make sure that you bold the for in the future so that we don't have to check the voting. Thanks. —Braydie at 17:22, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Block

I'm pretty sure that it was for vandalising Tom's talk page by adding seizure pictures, and you got off lightly. —Braydie at 18:33, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Clara Bow

Hi there...would you mind if I did a wee bit of work on Clara Bow? Just to address the issues brought up in VFH. Plus I think I've got a fantastic wrap up for the article. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:27, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

If you want another ban...

You're going the right way about it... I'd suggest calming down and not trying to cause trouble. Try writing some articles. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:08, 11 Mar 2007

Hmm, you seemed to have done it again. Remember, it's just as easy for us to ban you, just like we unbanned you. —Braydie 01:30, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Yes, if you substitute "comments" with insults. And yes it is, it's breaking rule 2. —Braydie 01:32, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

UGotM

Take it to the Dump. The Award page is not a talk page. Or can use the talk page as well. 01:31, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Oops... sorry. -_---Metropolis 01:32, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Metropolis, please

Stop acting like an immature twat. The UGOTM page is not a discussion page. Take it to the village dump or the award's talk page. Keep doing that and the admins will smite you. --General Insineratehymn 01:36, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

People comment there all the time.--Metropolis 01:35, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

But at least their comments are not as disruptive as the ones you post. --General Insineratehymn 01:37, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Template!

Shouldn't the SPotM template be added to this fella's page? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:31, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh well, I'll just add it to this conveniently located talk page.

	Sockpuppeteer of the Month February 2007

Add {{SOTM|Month=February|Year=2007}} to his user page--Sir Manforman 20:46, 2 September 2007 (UTC)