User talk:Jimbo Wales

So, is this...is this really you? --Doktor McCheez 00:48, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

I would like to know this as well, but I can't see any way for Jimbo to prove it's really him, if it is him. I bet the real Jimbo doesn't go by his real name on Uncyc.

Of course, he could be thinking we'd think just that... Wehpudicabok 04:11, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

It says he is a staff member in the userlist so I think this vandal really has control of this wiki

Okay, if this guy is Jimbo Wales, I'm Jesus. --Belugaperson 23:21, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Nice to meet, you, Jesus. --Jimbo Wales 21:52, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

MY LORD! oTHErONE _(Contribs) 08:17, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Someone asked on his Wikipedia talk page, and he said this is him.

There one way to prove it really him. If you really Jimmy Wales then what your ip address. --Xh5678

Seven. It used to be five but I accidentally got logged off and some bastard took my number.--Jimbo Wales 00:34, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Are you really the chairman?

if you are the real Jimbo then get out before they start vandalizing on ya! Watch out! Emperor Walter Humala God save him!(God exists?) | wanna Talk?00:46, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, right

Now, don't get me wrong here, I have no real feelings against Uncyclopedia, as long as it doesn't interfere with Wikipedia, but do you really think that Jimbo would make an account here? Think about it... And yes, I am a Wikipedian, specifically, this one. 72.92.84.100 16:40, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

I agree. --212.247.27.32 11:52, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

No, this is legit. Technically, Jimbo owns Uncyclopedia. Jimbo owns Wikia, and Wikia hosts Uncyclopedia. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 23:49, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Are you sure? Look at this user's contributions. It sounds like someone making fun of Jimbo Wales. And why would his first edit ever be on the Terrorist article? --YeOldeLuke 03:16, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Jimbo

Hi Jimbo Wales, I'm your biggest fan did you get my letters...My love letters...I know someday we can get married Jimbo. It will be great we will have a big Ceremony and I'll invite all my stuffed animals and you can invite...you wikipedian nerd friends...I guess. If your not free because of your comitments to wikipedia that is fine, I can always look through your window. P.S Can you prune back your Rosh bushs they were quite prickly and it made it hard to watch you last night--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  12:59, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Married? I thought he already is :) 72.234.2.18 05:27, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

I'll take care of that cow, all I need is some scissors to cut her brakes…--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  03:03, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

The New Year

Jimbo Wales going to be nominated for UGoTM. The hottest award of the new year. --NXWave 00:39, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

'Sole flounder'

Are we allowed to call you the 'sole flounder' or do you censor Uncyclopedia?

Sounds a bit fishy to me. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

This makes me insanely happy

[1] "According to http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Crouton, the modern crouton was invented by William Forrester in 1511"

Watch out, Jimbo's about:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:03, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

That's Soul Flounder to you... :)--Jimbo Wales 22:37, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

We're a bit backward and we worship Sophia here, although we do celebrate Walpurgis Night like out host. Also I think it's cool that you're still interested in uncyclopedia:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:15, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

Did they seriously cite uncyclopedia? I read that and still can't believe it, that's epic. Ilop 04:07, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Hello Jimbo?

How can i install a title blacklist on Wikia?

How can i find my MediaWiki 'extensions' directory

Journalistic Probing

Hi there Jimbo, UU here, subterranean admin by appointment to the Royal Court of Uncyclopedia and gentleman editor of the UnSignpost, the greatest newspaper on this here wiki and many (if not all) others. In my role as ace news-hound, I was wondering if you may have a quote for our quite literally several readers? Of course, this being Uncyclopedia, I'm not asking you to comment on any particular story - instead, you give us the observation, and we'll make the story. Or, you know, don't. Whichever is cool, really.

I now leave you a copy of our glorious 1st Anniversary celebration bumper issue for your reading delight. Pippings! --UU - natter 16:00, May 8

You kids get offa my pipe! Now, where's my lawn?--Jimbo Wales 20:58, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Many thanks old bean, that'll do nicely. To the random story generatoratron! --UU - natter 21:03, May 8

Well, gee willickers, you were logged out and not some crazy IP, whodathunkit. --Charitwo^Talk 21:03, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

May 5th, 2009 • First Anniversary Issue! • Disdaining news in favour of blatant self-promotion

Self-Proclaimed Greatest Newspaper on the Wiki Reaches First Birthday By UU Can you believe it? We can't - particularly as we're only on issue number 46 - and yet it's true, the greatest piece of talkpage spam in the history of this shabby little wiki (and the most modest too) celebrates its first anniversary! Birthed in a blaze of optimism and creativity by fiendish evil genius Dr. Skullthumper and mythical user-in-exile Cajek at the start of May 2008, the UnSignpost was intended to shine a light into the dark corners of the wiki, keeping users up-to-date with anything worth keeping up-to-date with. In this special article, we examine what went wrong, where that glorious vision got corrupted, and how it has ended up in its current state. The early issues were churned out at a great rate by the founding editors, and Cajek was so enthused by the project that he suggested to Skullthumper that they should move to a twice-weekly release - fortunately, this suggestion was shot down in flames by the doc, or the paper may never have celebrated a second month, let alone a full year! Skullthumper was first to leave the Signpost behind for pastures new, perhaps feeling his work was already done. Looking back nostalgically now at those heady early days, Skull exclusively observed: "Well! Working on the UnSignpost in the beginning was a really fun experience, not gonna lie. Cajek and I were both super excited about it. I'm glad it existed through to today, entirely by the help of other people. The setup was seriously the most fun part. We had NO clue what we were doing, we were experimenting with formatting, content, and a bot that only worked half the time. To summarize: It kicked ass. I had no idea it was about a year ago that it started." With only Cajek powering it, the Signpost forged onwards, but was beginning to run into troubled waters - even Cajek's legendary enthusiasm was beginning to founder, and when he began to struggle for time, he asked DJ Irreverent to take the helm. We asked Cajek for a nostalgic comment about the Signpost, but he was unavailable, so instead here's a random line from one of his articles: "Also, don't be surprised if you go to jail for what society deems "gross", "horrible", and "Satanic": it's all part of being an ant keeper... and an ant "watcher"". The DJ managed to steady the ship (how long can we sustain this metaphor?), but struggled to handle the torch he'd been passed by his adopter (looks like we didn't sustain it very long - never mind!). Asked to comment on this turbulent period, the DJ exclusively remarked: "I dropped said torch like a ton of bricks as a good child should always do. I could not take on the family business, I needed to dance. Anyway, I wrote about 2 articles". So the pattern of users taking over the paper, only to burn out and abandon it again was becoming well established. Next in the editor's chair was UU, who lasted about 6 issues, before becoming so overwhelmed by the pressures of the paper that he went and got married in order to have a good excuse to get away from it for a few weeks. Recalling those halcyon days, UU told us exclusively: "I love the Signpost, and have had a great time working on it. It does get in the way of writing real articles though, as some users might testify, and it can be a pain to come up with stories each week - hopefully this issue might spark a few people to put some more ideas in the press room". Fortunately, UU had taken the foresighted step of questioning the staying power of one Gerrycheevers in a previous issue's "comeback of the week" box, and Gerry was so determined to prove he had what it took, that he took over the paper while UU swanned off around the world. Cheevers's time at the helm brought such classic issues as the all-kitten issue, and his exclusive dewy-eyed remembrances run thusly: "I'm proud for having successfully stolen this periodical from Cajek and Skull, and I look forward to many more years of turning forums into news stories, dredging up old features that nobody cares about, and of course making tedious Cajek ban jokes. I also demand a raise and Cajek's office!" Unfortunately, Cheevers's staying power lived up to UU's expectations, and Gerry took another small break. UU returned to the paper, and frantically enlisted contributions from the likes of Orian57 and Heerenveen to keep the wheels of news turning smoothly. Asked for comment on his input, Orian exclusively told us: "It's a been a great help in bonding together this community. And it's made things more interesting, what with everyone trying to do news worthy things just to get their names in the paper. Or something, I can't manufacture funny under pressure and this is pressure because you're gonna put this in the paper just to humiliate me now, aren't you?". Hv, meanwhile, exclusively commented: "It's amazing that our wonderful newspaper has lasted for so long, especially when you figure the us editors have had nothing to work with but "OMGZ THIS WIKI IZ D00MED" stories since about Issue IV. It's a great tribute to the us editors' ability to make Cajek-filled fluff pieces up on the fly. Maybe they we should try for the Daily Mail?". Gerrycheevers has been fully back on board since early this year, UU is still hanging around in between banning people and huffing stuff, and with other contributors still pitching in, plus a plentiful supply of Cajek bans to use as padding (see next story), it looks like the immediate future of the paper is in good competent human some kind of hands. Want to join the list of over 25 people who have contributed to the paper since its inception? Or want to join the ranks of hand-deliverers and paperbots that have been burned out along the way, and now line the wiki as lifeless husks? Give us a shout in the press room, and become part of the Uncyc furniture! Wish we'd gotten a quote from Cajek though. Bastard. Cajek 100 Ban Extravaganza By Gerrycheevers During the very same week that Uncyclopedia's most well-known journalism source (suck it, UnNews!) celebrates its first birthday with much cake and punch, one of its co-founders achieved his own personal milestone by being banned for the one hundredth time. Rumors of making Cajek an admin when he reached the milestone have thus far not proven to be true, although he may have magically gained sysop powers upon entering triple-digit territory and we just won't know it until he comes back from wherever he's hiding in a hailstorm of admin-related activity (whatever it is that they do). The milestone was reached largely thanks to users such as Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, who took to the streets in a grassroots effort to raise awareness, and Gerrycheevers, who went directly to certain sysops with demonstrably active bansticks pleading for a "Cajek-whooping." The landmark 100th ban was achieved yesterday, with the good Dr. Skullthumper blocking Cajek with an expiry time of "a milestone". The UnSignpost would like to congratulate Cajek, and also plead for his return. Cajek was unavailable for comment, and this reporter was once again chased off of the grounds of the Cajek Mansion, this time by the abstract philosophical concept of existentialism. From the desk of the Cabal Special By No-one The cabal is most displeased with this apparent so called "newspaper" or "voice of the people". What news could there be other than "maintain the peace and obey the cabal, should it exist"? What voice should the people have other than "Yes sir", "No sir" and "Of course, I'll send my sister post haste to your bedroom, Sir"? This useless rag might let people think that the Uncyclopedians have a modicum of freedom. We the cabal, do not exist. But if we did, we'd be most unpleased and just about prepared to clamp down on this operation. Obey the cabal, the cabal is your imaginary friend.

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query

greetings, master wales. the boys at the imperial colonization project, our subtly named collaboration group, are taking on our Wikipedia article currently, as it is a bit stale and smells vaguely of cabbage. might you be inclined to stop by the project page, or maybe look at the discussion for the collaboration, or even just leave a brief thought here? also, can i have your autograph? it's for my kid brother, he thinks you're swell! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:44, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

umm...

there is a header referencing you, and it is a lie! it does not link to an appeal, so what will you do?--Poiz, teh Zork mastar! 15:53, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

Counting coup

I have come to count coup. /tags Jimbo Wales, rides away on fast horse named Pinto Aleister 12:10 23 11

Since coup has offically been counted on Jimbo Wales, it is the duty of said user to prepare a template commerating this fact, and deliver it to the user page of said coup gatherer, who waits patiently.

Are you the real Jimmy Wales?

Don't lie, are you the real founder of Wikipedia or you're just an imposter? My user name on Wikipeida is Ismael755 and do you know what I have been proposing on your talk page there? King Ismael Perez (talk) 20:06, 17 February 2014 (UTC)

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