User:Otherone
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.
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I guess you'll notice that I vandalized one of the pictures that was appearing in the site notice, replacing it with Bridget. You'll have to realise that I did a favour for the Uncyclopedia community, because someone else might have noticed the image was unprotected and replaced it with something much worse than Bridget, possibly one of the works of Goa Tse. Fortunately, Uncyclopedia is now on its guard and the image is now protected, safe from the EDiots. oTHErONE (Contribs) 01:16, 31 March 2007 (UTC)