User talk:Otherone
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
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Hello, Otherone, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Anyway,
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
Anyway, here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:
If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can.
Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo 
GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S
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Happy New Year of the Plan[edit source]
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Hindleyite wishes you a MERRY CHRISTMAS Enjoy this Christmas pud, but watch out for the five pence coins that fell out of my pocket into the cake mix. |
And a Merry Commercial Conformity Period to you! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 11:58, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
Sig[edit source]
I've made you a sig file here (I didn't see you make one). Now go to preferences and copy {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Otherone/sig}} into the nickname box, then tick the raw signatures box. Then all you need to do is type ~~~~ and it will produce your sig without spilling code. —Braydie 06:49, 16 February 2007 (UTC)