User:Doktor McCheez

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“Doktor McCheez has arms. He really, truly, sincerely has actual arms, and he uses them! His arms work fine.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Doktor McCheez
Doktor McCheez
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86th President
Vice PresidentThe entire Blue Man Group
Preceded byGibby Haynes
Succeeded byJessica Simpson
Personal details
Born
NationalityAmerican
Political partyLibertarian
SpouseStacy Keibler
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Sir Johnathan Baroque Miniscule Coronagraph Panorama Rimsky Korsakov Sexified Polka Dot Psychedelic Spinal Sundown Relapse Diarrhea Kitten Steven Jesus Buttsex Ajax Blacky McGee Bananarama Anal Supersonic Jacobson Sonic Bikini Tailfin Foot Fetish Muthafuck Bronchitis Amygdala Hydranth Jacobson Wheaties Martini III, better known as Doktor McCheez or God, is a person.

He is currently missing, but it is generally assumed that he is somewhere in a cardboard box, pretending to drive a spaceship that doesn't exist.