User:Doktor McCheez
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“Doktor McCheez has arms. He really, truly, sincerely has actual arms, and he uses them! His arms work fine.”
| Doktor McCheez | |
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| Personal info | |
| Nationality | American |
| Date of birth | February 1, 1700 |
| Place of birth | Hell, Texas |
| Date of death | Whenever you want it to be, baby. |
| Place of death | The United States of Whatever |
| First Lady | Stacy Keibler |
| Political career | |
| Order | 86th President |
| Vice President | The entire Blue Man Group |
| Prime Minister | n/a |
| Term of office | 2068–2076 |
| Preceded by | Gibby Haynes |
| Succeeded by | Jessica Simpson |
| Political party | Libertarian |
| Penis nickname | n/a |
Sir Johnathan Baroque Miniscule Coronagraph Panorama Rimsky Korsakov Sexified Polka Dot Psychedelic Spinal Sundown Relapse Diarrhea Kitten Steven Jesus Buttsex Ajax Blacky McGee Bananarama Anal Supersonic Jacobson Sonic Bikini Tailfin Foot Fetish Muthafuck Bronchitis Amygdala Hydranth Jacobson Wheaties Martini III, better known as Doktor McCheez or God, is a person.
He is currently missing, but it is generally assumed that he is somewhere in a cardboard box, pretending to drive a spaceship that doesn't exist.