User talk:Walter Humala

sb welcome me :-(

Ok. --EMC ^[TALK] 22:25, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

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BAD IMAGES

Hey are iu nuts? You cant upload porn to the uncyclopedia. You'll get banned soon if you dont delete them at once. --Walter Humala wanna talk? 01:27, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Actually at this moment in time you can.Also unless you are an admin you have no right to threaten me. Unistyle 01:51, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Hitler

It is customary to clean up after yourself if you leave a mess.... Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 21:22, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Image

Hi, I assume you have Tom's permission to upload a photo of his son and add it to an article? Please let me know. Thanks -- sannse (talk) 17:50, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

There's a bunch of photos depicting children. babies, with no permission on the uncyclopedia. So I didn't ask permission for using tom mayfairs comunist son pic on the communism article. HAHA. -- Emperor Walter Humala God save him!(God exists?) | wanna Talk? 01:35, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

The difference is that this child is specifically identified, and that his parent is a fellow contributor that you could easily have contacted as a courtesy. I've deleted the image -- sannse esnnas 10:52, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

hey

FU!

FU! --» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:06, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

4 reasons:

1.There is a Swastika in your sig

2.It says "Nazism: My anti-drug" at the top of your user page

3.You copied Tom Mayfair's awesome userpage and turned it bad

4.You stole a picture of Tom Mayfair's son and stuck it on your userpage

Is that enough for you?!?!?--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 20:50, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

haha! no -- Emperor Walter Humala God save him!(God exists?) | wanna Talk? 01:54, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes it is. I'm a communist. You're a nazi. I will always hate you.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 03:44, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

See UGotM. I've commented on your swastika. But I guess the prize is yours anyway. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 19:22, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Template spam

Please don't spam "apprpoved" templates on lots of articles. "Approved" templates went pout of fashion ages ago. The general rule is to only use them where they are funny in the context of the article, not just because they are slightly related, such as anything that might have to do with "confederacy". I'm going to go ahead and remove them from where they're least relevant, unless you want to make a case for why the template should be on so many articles. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:25, 16 Apr 2007

MINISandbox

“ The first rule of Wikipedia is - you do not talk about Wikipedia. The second rule of Wikipedia is you do not talk about Wikipedia. Third rule of Wikipedia, someone yells 'stop', goes limp, taps out, the edit is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a edit. Fifth rule, one edit at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no vandalism, no bots. Seventh rule, edits will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Wikipedia, you have to edit. ”

— Jimbo Wales, Wikimania 06

--Emperor Walter Humala 21:57, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Hello

It has been a while emperor how are you doing.