User talk:King Ismael Perez

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Fries with that?

Hello King, and good to meet you. I reverted two of your edits, where you removed an essential photo from two feature articles. Cooking is an art, sir, and that arm has been baked and prepared to perfection. I'm surprised you don't chew the fat yourself. Anyway, I can feel your pain, but the poor arm in question is beyond pain, and is now just fit for gravy. I am your humble servant and cook, Aleister 11:49 12-6-14 p.s. and to be more serious, I am a longtime vegan as well. Did you read the Corpsearian page? What are your thoughts on it, besides the photo (which is pretty cool, imnho, not something you see every day, except in November). Thanks. P.s.s. Oh, I see you are only 13. When I was 13 (I'm 15 now) I would have cringed at this picture. Now it just makes me hungry for "Tofu Arms". p.s.s.s.s.s.s. Okay, I'm not 15. For serious discussion about the picture: the shock value of that photo being on the 'Corpsearian' article relates to the shock that people should be feeling at seeing a person eat any kind of corpse. A corpse is not something people should be putting in their mouth. So if the photo and the caption 'Fries with that?' is memorable, and if even one person 'gets' it, it will maybe shock them into giving up eating "meat" and finding their true self again. That was the purpose of using that photo. See, it's not all nonsense, there is some thought behind things that some of us do.