User talk:Kirbypop
BEANS!!![edit source]
The famous words "FUCK THE RICH!!!" is no more... thanks to the new eye liquid called "BEANS" and including awful spelling errors e.g. BEORNS!, FLEAS!, (more famously known is) OUCH A FINCH ATE MY ARSE! 5 more queer nerds started a food fight with only a clam full of these fantastic new "anchors"
A man of much wealth called Mr bean has died a crotch-wetting incident where he swore the god's name in vein then Jesus ended up eating
him alive. Jesus then got incinerated alive by Garurumon, who then spontaneously combusted after the christis.
The first man to the moon was a bean! horrific news for everyone who like sprouts!!! 99.9% of all queen bees have lost their teeth in the first world war. few minutes later the bean had crapped into the nearest crater making no faint whistling noises which made his pet dog bleed to death.
A man farted in china[edit source]
It was believed that a man had farted in china. billions have swooned to this thought. "This must be the work of a massive bean!" said George W. Bush at his beach house. No-one believed this and all became horrifically cannibalistic which marooned a few star destroyers on desert islands.
And the Beans made the universe[edit source]
Scientific research predicts that the big bang was an enormous Bean that had let off 500 000kg of gas which seems to have made the universe a weird shade of green that appears black. While pandas are constantly exploding in the sun there is evidence within the actual beans of the big bang
Uh Welcome?[edit source]
Uh hello?, Kirbypop, and you know...welcome to this place. Thank you for whatever you're posting in your userspace...seriously wtf...anyways I hope you like this place and decide to stay. If not, well you can leave....anyways here are a few good links for your kind:
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If you need help, I guess you can ask me or something, or ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can..which I guess they can... Again, welcome! --Kingkitty 06:27, 26 May 2007 (UTC)