User:Kirbypop
BEANS!!![edit | edit source]
The famous words "FUCK THE RICH!!!" is no more... thanks to the new eye liquid called "BEANS" and including awful spelling errors e.g. BEORNS!, FLEAS!, (more famously known is) OUCH A FINCH ATE MY ARSE! 5 more nerds started a food fight with only a clam full of these fantastic new "anchors"
A man of much wealth called Mr bean has died a crotch-wetting incident where he swore the god's name in vein then Jesus ended up eating
him alive. Jesus then got incinerated alive by Garurumon, who then spontaneously combusted after the christis.
The first man to the moon was a bean! horrific news for everyone who like sprouts!!! 99.9% of all queen bees have lost their teeth in the first world war. few minutes later the bean had crapped into the nearest crater making no faint whistling noises which made his pet dog bleed to death.
A man farted in china[edit | edit source]
It was believed that a man had farted in china. billions have swooned to this thought. "This must be the work of a massive bean!" said George W. Bush at his beach house. No-one believed this and all became horrifically cannibalistic which marooned a few star destroyers on desert islands.
And the Beans made the universe[edit | edit source]
Scientific research predicts that the big bang was an enormous Bean that had let off 500 000kg of gas which seems to have made the universe a weird shade of green that appears black. While pandas are constantly exploding in the sun there is evidence within the actual beans of the big bang
Who made lamb chops out of ice!? What is the ice made of!?[edit | edit source]
Heartbreaking discovery that a glutton at Luigi's mansion lost his temper over frozen lamb chops! the ice was made of beans! even worse wa that the beans on the plate were also made of beans! The plate was made of beans! "BEANS!!!!! EAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" the glutton said as he started to prod himself to death with a fork
Beanacide[edit | edit source]
A new bean has arrived in Kong Hong today. He managed to play his flute without getting arrested. while playing a bean fell out of his flute. It was a dark brown and smelled of cottage cheese.
the bean took a wiff this new medication and found himself whizzing on a fat man's lap. the fat man took out his 10 kg cow and beat the bean to death.