User talk:Mr. Briggs Inc.

virelalletoc

Ahh, viralalletoc. Helloolleh to you too. Mr. Briggs Inc. 22:58, 8 January 2008 (UTC) Eh?

EDIT: WAIT! WTF, Hinoa! My namespace is NOT stupid! Mr. Briggs Inc. 22:59, 8 January 2008 (UTC) Eh?

Welcome!

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Liberals

I guess my calls went unheeded; Ann Cunter would be proud of you. Weri long wang 20:00, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Yes, what calls? This isn't exactly a daily site for me... Mr. Briggs Inc. 14:29, 21 July 2006 (UTC) Eh?

Your Motivations?

Hello. I've been following the discussion on VFD and Forum:Forest Fire Month and have noticed that you seem to be virulently opposed to the concept of deleting articles that are deemed sub-standard. In addition, the phrasing of your votes (e.g suggesting that other voters are being wanton or arbitrary,) the fact that you have yet to vote for deleting an article, and your consistent derogatory references to the last FFW (as a "blasphemy" etc.) have led me to question the motivation behind some of your votes on VFD. When you "show mercy" (as you put it on the entry for Wu Tang Clan) are you saying that you actually believe the article is not sub-standard and deserves to be kept, or are you merely trying to block its deletion based on principle? If the former, then that is all well and good. However, votes based on the latter criterion are patently invalid in the spirit of VFD, where the entire point is to argue whether or not an article is worth keeping based on its content, humor, and/or overall intelligence. Although it may seem that a good many users on this site (myself included) have a penchant for seeing articles go up in smoke, the reality is that we are dedicated to preserving a higher level of quality on this site. We do not wish to seem cruel, but we are very discerning. We like this site (read "like like") and only wish to see the best writing make the grade. Humor is, after all, highly subjective; what is funny to one may not even get a smirk out of the next ten people. And as this is a community-driven endeavor, the majority tends to come out on top (as arbitrary as that may seem.) So I ask you, Mr. Briggs, to please understand that we are not mindless article-killing machines whose rampages need curtailing by "merciful" users, and also understand that sometimes (like the passage of Siva in Vedic theology) destruction precedes new, more bountiful growth. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:56, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

• Heh, I knew my incredible optimism would get me into trouble some day. Anywho, my personal opinion is that any article that is more than 1 paragraph or so long, makes sense, and isn't totally vulgar has a chance to at least be rewritten (all the "blasphemy" and weird dialogue, is mostly for emphasis and humor). One of the reasons I did not give more reason for my votes is;
  • a. I had a ton of (slightly) more important stuff to do
  • b. Some wise guy took my chair, it's hard to think when my knees ache like crazy.

If you want, I can lay off the votes for preservation unless I have a really good reason. (it would give me more time to work on my script anyway) And just for the record, I still think Forest Fire Month is a spitty idea Mr. Briggs Inc. 16:43, 3 August 2006 (UTC) Eh?

No need to lay off the voting! I'm glad you took the time to address my concerns, and I feel I have a much better idea of what drives you. It would appear my fears were happily ungrounded, after all. By all means, continue to express your opinions, and make good use of the voting pages, as we need all the voters we can get (otherwise nothing gets done!) As far as inflammatory rhetoric goes, gods know I'm guilty of using it myself, but as you said (perhaps not verbatim,) it's all in the name of humor. And while I'm not really in favor of giving admins an unconditional "License to Kill" on such a subjective topic as humor, I sort of see FFW as a "necessary evil" to be employed to separate the wheat from the chaff. Thanks, and happy writing! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:52, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

UGotM

Thanks for helping to defend me from the foolish unhumour of a user who, by now, knows better. Hopefully. Even on a wiki with as widely varying tastes as Uncyc, it's nice to know that there's some semblance of community.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:12, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

Thanks MO, please remember to vote for me for GobShiite, I have recently been nominated! Don't worry about me being huffed, all my articles are on my page! Mr. Briggs Inc. 12:03, 1 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?

I only vote for morons for UGotM. I've only seen you at VFD, and you don't seem like one of those.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:26, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

AWESOME!

Man don't listen to these stupid humor morons!Your User Page kicks major donkey ass! I guess uncyclopedia only gets old people/fart joke humor only.So here's an award my Jackass brother

I,SOADLuver,award you this image of Osama screwing a camel.Keep your sense of humor just as it is.-SOADLuver 20:44, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Well thanks for your appreciation Snakes on a Donkey'sAss, but I'm not sure I appreciate your sense of humor (see directly above). anywho, I suppose it's the thought that counts. Mr. Briggs Inc. 21:31, 7 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?

Just to be polite...

I deleted UnNews:Bush doesn't follow Iraq war anymore because it's irredeemable tripe. Please try and make an effort to make your future articles funny. Stupid is fine, but not if the funniness is absent. Don't take it personally. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 04:05, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

It's quite all right Reverend Powell, it was my first attempt at the news business anyway, (I still think "irredeemable" is a bit harsh, hell I can't follow the war either). Mr. Briggs Inc. 11:44, 10 October 2006 (UTC) Eh?

Bucket of Piss

You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.

For voting Keep on the "Your friend's" articles on VFD. Congratulations! --Micoolio101 ^{(whine • vandalism)} 07:17, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

I forgot to tell you

Thanks for the compliment on the Samurai Jack article back then. I had forgotten to tell you.

Hanyouman 06:15, 9 November 2006 (UTC)Hanyouman

God damn it

Shut up about Powershot. Quit dragging it out further than it already is. It's dead. It's deleted. Cease and desist this nonsense about powershot you are spewing. You're only pissing us off by continuing to support Powershot. --General Insineratehymn 23:14, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Jarlaxle Artemis

He is a cunt. He's a notorious trans wiki vandal who has been perpetuatig a campaign of vandalism for well over a year, using multiple sockpuppets and proxies. If I do something like that to a user's page, it's always for a good reason. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:40, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

I know, just reverted about 100 edits he made. I'm just being a cunt. Mr. Briggs Inc. 12:42, 11 December 2006 (UTC) Eh?

Re:weird name article

in case you didn't know, Dead was really his nickname. look him up. I was in the process of making the article longer, when you decided that it would be funny to just mess with one of my articles for its own sake. by the way, it was only around for one minute when you edited it. Well, hey no hard feelings then. Per Yngve Ohlin (also known as dead) was the lead singer of the Norwegian black metal band Mayhem until he killed himself in the late 80s. I can understand how you wouldn't know about him. He never recorded with them on any studio albums, but I figured I could make an interesting article on him. Do you think I'll get to put it back up? Cronos12390 13:35 Dec 28 2006 (EST)

thanks

Thanks for the extra words to be added to A to Z of Insults--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 16:35, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Restored

Just a note to say I restored User:Mr. Briggs Inc./A pack of wild dogs to the page I just linked. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:04, 23 Mar 2007

WIP

Remember you've got that "Manos" The Hands of Fate rewrite to finish. —Braydie 21:54, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Oog, right tons of stuff on my palate right now. I'll get on that. Mr. Briggs Inc. 23:54, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Eh?

Fisher Price

wtf?

I don't know who to talk to about this, but someone has vandalized the Fisher Price manuscript! Kip the Dip 12:55, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Okay, never mind. I fixed it. It said "Go eat shit Uncyclopedia". Kip the Dip 12:58, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

MadMax 02:40, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

I made that quite a few months ago o.O Mr. Briggs Inc. 14:40, 31 July 2009 (UTC) Eh?

Dracula 3000

Your WiP tag on the article expired, so I shifted it to your userspace here. Just thought I'd mention it. --UU - natter 09:46, Mar 5

Ahh, well thank you. I have not had the time to write here lately

<:( Mr. Briggs Inc. 12:34, 5 March 2009 (UTC) Eh?

What the hell was all that about again?

Forum:I_.........................................was_M0000ARG11S. I know I was acting like a complete fool, but what's this "MY EYES ARE UP HERE" thing you claim I made? Please explain. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 18:51, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

• I recall you in your early days (or at least someone I mistook you for, I believe I remember you signed your page though) making some insane-ass page, lots of leet speak, a few animated GIFs and stuff in it. Now, of course as insane as it was I don't remember the exact wording, but one of the non-complete-nonsense phrases in it said "MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!!" or something of the sort. Being something of an inside joke guy, especially at the time, I added the "not my daughter's breasts" part from a story I heard in high school about a voyeuristic electrician who apparently kept looking down at a classmate's shirt. 76.123.236.73 04:18, September 13, 2010 (UTC) Eh?

Ah. I suppose i'll be looking on my contribs now just to see how much of a tool I really was. Thanks for divulging some nostalgia for me. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 12:37, September 15, 2010 (UTC)