User talk:SOADLuver

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Featured Article Candidates

This is a parody of Wikipedia's FAC, not the actual voting page (which is at Uncyclopedia:VFH). - Sikon 19:05, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

Sockpuppet

A sockpuppet an additional account created by an existing member of an Internet community.

Also:

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Butyman?

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User:Butyman has been reported to Ban Patrol on the reason that he is a possible sockpuppet of you. Sockpuppetary is against the rules of Uncyclopedia, so you better have a good excuse. --Micoolio101 03:47, 2 October 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101

A couple of things

First, you might read Bite the N00b, and reference others to it, as a sarcastic list of how established users SHOULD NOT act. This includes accusations of sockpuppetry at the drop of a hat, which you've "enjoyed." Looking at your images at Reefer Desk, It's worth noting that 90-100% of comments there are about how the picture isn't good enough YET and therefore, it's even more critical than VFP. HOWEVER, the criticism actually serves a function (most of the time. "Get this off my internet" isn't, obviously). Going straight to VFP is a recipe for failure, since people will get annoyed that you aren't using the Reefer Desk. Anyway, it's important that you continue to give us a chance, despite the fact that you're getting "bitten." We have more of a "pub" atmosphere, so you're experiencing our scenic drunks, as it were. Please don't leave on account of a couple idiots. If you would like to talk to someone who can relate to your incident, I might suggest User:Imrealized, who went through a sockpuppet fiasco, himself.--<<>> 04:25, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

Help is on the way

I've contacted an admin to give you a CheckUser search to check if Butyman is your sock or not. If the results show you have no connection with Butyman, I'll tell the accusing hacks to leave you alone. But if it shows a connection, well, you get the idea. I'll tell you the results once they come. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:43, 24 December 2006 (UTC)