User:Citrusmirakel

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

de-F This user got an F in Deutsch and likes their native language better (if they have one). de-F

uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level. uk-4

ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML. ht-3

lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers . lz-X

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I Wrote These

Finished(ish)

(in order of creation)
online petition
Blue Screen of Death -nominated for Highlight (and failed)
Your Childhood Hero
vagina dentata
Thomas Pynchon -with an assist by Mhaille
Robert De Niro

WIPs

Tiananmen Square -currenly working on this one on a subpage.
Jesse Ventura -I've been having troubles finishing articles lately...
Agent Orange - yes indeed, I have.
Moneybags Malone's World Famous Money Making Machine Factory - based on a dare from ENeGMA

contributions

Grammar -Section 3.1
How To Crash A Plane - Sections 1 (with help from di Mario), 4 & 5
Me - just some silliness.

Full contributions history

To Do List

What follows is a list of things I plan on getting to eventually, once I get a couple more ideas. Feel free to poach these, if you like. This is mostly just a reminder to myself.
Graffiti (needs a rewrite)
Emo Philips (I started it, and I wish I hadn't)
Why?:Film TV Shows In Letterbox
Bret Easton Ellis

My Website

HireLemon.com