User talk:Citrusmirakel

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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Put words below this line

Because I'm not going to.

Oh, damn it!

Also

It is consider an insult & rude to the Uncyclopedia community to remove things from your talk page. The only time it is acceptable is when the page is put into an archive. Remember this when you are dealing with users in the future. 01:35, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

• My apologies. I just don't reacall seeing that on the top of anyone else's user page. It'll stay from now on. Lemon. 01:38, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

It all depends on who welcomed you. I have the custom template, others have theirs, & some just use the default template. 01:41, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm sure welcome templates can be removed fine, especially ones as giant and red as that one ;) It's just removing messages that are a no-no. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 09:58, 5 Dec 2006

My Award

Unlike this template, you're awesome. Congratulations. - ENeGMA

Thanks both for your award and your vote for WotM. Sorry my award isn't as pretty as the Ninjastar. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 00:35, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Hello

Just popping by and say hello to my fellow NotM nominee. Hello. It's gneomI 10:49, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Codespammer alert! I mean, erm, Merry Commercial Conformity Period (commonly known as Christmas). -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:12, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Santa Claus has given you a Jumper for Christmas.. This was hand-knitted by Mrs. Claus herself. If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here. Merry Christmas! From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:38, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

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Thanks for your vote!

Berogen has awarded you the Neat Order of the Closet for voting For HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male Wear It With Pride!TM You big homo.

See, your centery thing is screwing the pretty up, but it's coming from Nihilism and there's no way I'm messing with that... ^_^ Berogen^VFH 16:01, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, now it's stopped. Typical. Berogen^VFH 16:02, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

I appreciate the help on pee review. In honor of it, I present thee with the

Rejoice, Citrusmirakel! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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for helping me improve my article. Enjoy.--<<>> 23:11, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and I would love to have the gestures, if you wanna do them. Thanks for offering!  :)--<<>> 23:13, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

BSoD

Why are you so insistent in removing the BSoD screenshot from the article? I don't know what you mean by non-encyclopaedic, but a satirical article on BSoD portrayal as a game would clearly need at least an "in-game" screenshot for the jocular theme to appear realistic. Articles on award-winning computer games on Wikipedia, always have some form of accompanying screenshot, which effectively belies your claim that the picture inclusion is un-encyclopaedic. Ethereal 05:29, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

You're confused.

The note "non-encyclopediac" was referring to another change made, before you got there - since the BSoD article is changed just about every day (and I just love reverting it). As for the screenshot itself, I don't really think it adds anything, and its placement seems troublesome to me. That said, I'm leaving it there for a while, since I'm not really looking forward to a revert war. - Lemon. 06:04, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

You're right about the placement, I believe it looks a little awkward, but to remove it just because of its placing, tantamounts to throwing the baby out with the bathwater. I'll just wait to see if someone else could resize/realign it. Ethereal 10:17, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

• Moved the screenshot down a touch, and sized it to 200px. - Lemon. 23:45, 1 February 2007 (UTC)