User talk:Boothman

Rebutal

• You don't seem to have seen my rebutal of sorts on the UotM page. I'm not asking for a vote at all, but I would atleast like a reason why you have deemed my "non-notable". Thanks in advance (for a responce). --ZB 22:55, 17 May 2006 (UTC)

Untitled Folder

• Hi, man. I read your comment on Zombiebaron's page where you ask why Garth Crooks is tagged as ugly. Yeah I think the article is well formatted, and quite funny. The reason it was tagged was bacause there were no wikilinks. I've taken the liberty of adding some for you and removing the tag. Welcome to Uncyclopedia, by the way! --Hindleyite Talk 10:36, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

• Yes welcome! If you look at my talk page you will see my and Hindleyites disscussion on the topic (after your comment) and I agree that Garth Crooks was funny, just lacking in links. Keep it up, and don't make a jackass of yourself (not that you have, but I hate to see n00bs banned for doing stuff they might not have knowen was a bannable offense) --The Zombiebaron 00:49, 9 May 2006 (UTC)

You want an award?

You got one. Albeit a not very significant one.

For the mintedness of your Garth Crooks and Robbiesavage articles. Enjoy your pie. --Hindleyite Talk 18:09, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

A second award for you

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Seriously, thanks for the vote. It means a lot to me. I hope your Uncyclopedia exploits are all uphill (after the whole UGotM buisness is over :)... oddly enough, previous winners of that award often become useful contributors to Uncyclopedia. I hope this means you're on your way).--<<>> 02:51, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

I personally think it's a little silly to nominate someone for UGOTM because you didn't like the way they voted on another page, which is what happened here. This is definately a case of taking the awards way too seriously, which is why I'm glad that Benson came along to give us a chance to make fun of the awards a little bit Forum:BENSON_NEEDS_SUPPORT_TO_BE_N00B_OF_THE_MONTH. --Hrodulf 00:16, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Ban From Voting

Hi, as you probably know by now, you suck at voting. Not only do you issue senseless against votes, but you have also been known to nominate things as a joke on pages that other users take seriously. It is those reasons that you are now being issued a ban from voting and/or nominating on any of the several official Uncyclopedia major award pages (NotM, UotM, WotM, UGotM.) Any votes made on these pages will be instantly invalidated, and if you continue to ignore the rule, you will be banned. Anywho, This ban on voting may be lifted within 2 months, but there are no guarantees. (See Also: Special Rules)   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:47, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

• Cosign. --KATIE!! 06:48, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
• Cotangent --Splaka 06:50, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
• ln(sec + tan) --PantsMacKenzie 07:15, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
• $Cos^{n}$ -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 08:48, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

Trebor Extra Strong Man

Hi there. The {{construction}} tag on your article, Trebor Extra Strong Man, expired. So I moved it to a subpage for you to work on it until it's ready. It is now at Trebor Extra Strong Man. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:19, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Bad decision making

You're lucky I don't ban you... VERY lucky. The rules say you get a warning first, but I've been known to break the rules, and I could easily argue that you addition to "PENIS PENIS PENIS" was vandalism. However, I have a heart, and you were on the right track before now. So, I won't ban you today, but if I happen to be in a bad mood tomorrow, or the next day, or a week from now, you'll get the honor of being my stress cushion.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:33, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

I see above that your two months have expired...does this mean they get refreshed? I mean, I appreciated the vote tremendously, but if one has a history of messing around with votes, such a thing isn't wise at all. So anyway, since Tompkins rolled back your changes, I made sure that your vote stands. I mean, even if I have to do it myself. It's that important to me. But you'd better lay off the voting pages before Tompkins goes all INFINITE BAN on your ass. Because that's the sort of shit I appreciate more than a creative vote. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 23:02, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Well, dunno if you hang about here amy more, but an 'appy Chrimbo to thee lad. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 11:45, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:27, 17 December 2006 (UTC)