User talk:Richardson j
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Ar helloy[edit source]
I just posted this just to anoy ewe
- Next time try better and sign your name Richardson j 00:52, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
Oh, well[edit source]
I just find it amusing that you voted for yourself and all. Roman Dog Bird 00:39, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
Dear sir,[edit source]
Please write an article or improve Uncyclopedia in some conceivable way instead of wasting your time in the forum. So far, most of your contributions have been secluded to the forum namespace. I have not yet seen a single mainspace contribution. If you want to be seen as useful and not as a pest, I suggest that you start writing an article or making improvements to existing articles. That is, unless you want to win Useless Gobshite of the Month. -- 18:46, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
Just a tip[edit source]
I noticed while looking over your article Alfred Kahn, that when you link a word (let's say for example this word is potato salad), that you tend to do things like this: [[Potato salad|potato salad]].
However, this is unnecessary if the word you're linking to is the same as the word text. Therefore, you would simply be able to write [[Potato salad]] in the box, and it would link correctly. The only time the above method is necessary is for things like [[Idiot|George Bush]], where the first word is the word you wish to link to, and the second is the text that appears.
Just a tip to improve your editing experience here. Have a nice day. -RAHB 23:12, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, I thought the same when I started editing here. Thing is, all articles start with a capital, so the code in the links (or something) just assumes its capitalized....or something. I really don't know why, but either way, uncapitalized ones will lead to the capitalized pages. For example: george bush -RAHB 22:45, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
- Well, with things that have capitals in the middle of the word or sentence yes. So for example, is this some kind of fucking joke?!, doesn't work because some of the words are capitalized, and [[Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke|is this some kind of fucking joke]] would have to be typed in if you wanted the caps to stay in context. For singular words though, it isn't necessary. By all means though, I'm not stopping you. Whatever you find easier, go with it. -RAHB 23:02, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
September 26[edit source]
History logs are such wonderful things, wouldn't you agree? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:57 Sep 26, 2007
Aesthetics[edit source]
As a connoisseur of the visual arts, may I just compliment you on the sheer beauty of your userpage? Kthnxbai. RabbiTechno 14:41, 12 October 2007 (UTC)