User talk:Drama

Oh Dear!

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Drama, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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Drama

You seem to be causing a lot of the trouble around here recently, you've been nommed for UGotM, I suggest you calm down, otherwise there's a chance you could be banned. Thank you for reading --—Braydie 14:55, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Dear Drama,

Why don't you just leave our fine establishment already? You're a bad influence on Nintendorulez, you made everyone mad at Spang, and you made Hinoa leave, along with many other things. For shame! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:23, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Quit following me wherever I go!

Nobody likes you! --User:Nintendorulez 00:23, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

...Everyone left you, they're all out without you, having fun... --AAA! (AAAA) 08:08, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Hate hate hat

I totally disagree with you, in general. You suck! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:00, 4 Dec 2006

Stop

Cease and desist your activity on talk pages, long winded discussions are a boring eyesore.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:14, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Attn: Drama

This isn't ED. Get the hell out of here. We're trying to laugh at funny things. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:03, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Someone's using this as a sock.

And I will investigate. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:58, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

• Captain Obvious to the rescue! - Sikon 16:40, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

“Drama seems to be messing up Uncyclopedia.”

~ Captain Obvious on Drama

--AAA! (AAAA) 10:09, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey You.

I hate you and everyone you love. Go die in a fire. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:30, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

I second that... --AAA! (AAAA) 10:08, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

I thirty it... Unistyle 02:12, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

You must be the good one

Atleast you seem to mind your own business, you don't bother me, and you haven't vandalized user pages unlike your brother. I think there's hope for you. Just leave the issues with your brother. You're better than that. 18:44, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh, Thomas...if I can move on from our unfortunate early interactions, you should be able to move on from that. Just let it go. Or, in the vernacular of the day, don't be so drama.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:10, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

I have let it go. All this just brought back memories. And now drama has returned. ^_^ 21:13, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, as the judge said at my trial, "Mister Operandi, in future it would be in your own best interest...and the community's as well...for you to keep it in your pants." Which was odd, because I was there for a parking ticket.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:18, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh, alright. ^_^ 21:43, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

OI

GO DIE IN A HOLE YOU PIECE OF INSTIGATING SHIT. YOU'RE THE REASON I'M BANNED IN OVER 3984723 WIKIS. DIE DIE DIEDEIEDIEIDIEIDIEIDIEIDIEDIDIDIEIDIEDIEIDIEIDE!))!)!)!01010010101001010100101001010100101010010100101001010100101001010000101001001001010010101001010010100101001010010101011010101011011010101910101011010111010110101011010101101101010101 --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 03:22, 9 June 2014 (UTC)