User:Walking Contradiction

All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader!
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Kip the Dip?

This user appears to contradict itself. Please see the discussion on the talk page.

Don't read this sentence, it is an absolute lie. (The previous statement speaks the truth.)

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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Walking Contradiction also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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