User:123Fat123

Bill O'Reilly being tortured by me, the master, 123Fat123.

Y'all have come across a user that has decided to change his user page. Yes, you saw my user page before, right??? Well, here you go. To those who ran across the warning sign, will be shot. Survivors who didn't come across the warning will be given AIDS. Now here it is, this user page will be under more construction as more time moves on, so do NOT complain about my user page. This is due to the fact that it hasn't been finished yet. I've created well over several articles on this site, but somehow everytime I do it, I forget to sign in. So pretty much a majority of 123Fat123's contributions goes to his IP address. So call me whatever you want, just don't "bast" me yo anymore, ok? Situation settled.

My failure in feature nominations

Yes, I am very known for failing feature nominations on Uncyclopedia, and yes, I always get shot. You realize that on VFH that it says "Violators of this policy will be SHOT" and "Survivors will be given a DIGESTIVE BISCUIT", right? I normally get shot not because I violate the policy, but it's because whenever I nominate an article or picture, it always gets thrown off because the lack of attention I have in Uncyclopedia articles and pictures. Hopefully next time, I will be given a digestive biscuit instead of being shot.

Articles that I've created

I in reality have actually created a lot of these articles on my IP because whenever I create an article, I always forget to sign in. So if you want to know what articles that I've created, here they are, and they're ordered from the top 1's being the most popular and the bottom 1's the least popular (NOTE: This does include deleted articles, and you can tell that it's deleted by it showing it's in red link):

Articles that have Survived

• Nude
• Peter Griffin
• National Football League
• Next-Gen Console War
• Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
• Video Game Controversy
• Midget Tossing
• Rapist

Articles that died

• GamePro
• Hightower Trail Middle School(CVP article because it was constantly vandalized by some other IP address and it was vanity)
• Bill Cowher
• Baby Tossing
• Pee-Pee
• A bunch of other vanity

I must tell you that some of the articles that survived aren't very funny, but don't worry, because when I first created some of the survivor articles, I just couldn't think of anything TRULY funny. But still don't worry, in the future, I'll probably make better articles for Uncyclopedia's own good.

5 things I like/dislike in articles

There are 5 golden rules for each category, and if you think things I dislike in articles are funny, I will send 1,000 grues to eat your 1,000 little kitten huffers. I do have a different taste in comedy, but not too much different. It is all follows, so...Losers will be huffed. Winners will be awarded with a kitten to play with or huff it.

5 golden rules that I like in articles/make me laugh

1. Randomness (Ex: Hillary Clinton slapped Mel Gibson)
2. Hilarious Pictures (Ex: Bill O'Reilly as a midget)
3. Hilarious name-calling actual people/fictional characters/movies/etc. (Ex: Real Name; Uriel Septim. Rename; Urinal Semen.)
4. Ridiculous dates/times (Ex: Tom Cruise was born on 1337 A.D.)
5. Stating the cons of reality (Ex: Santa Claus is fat.)

5 rules that I dislike in Uncyclopedian articles/aren't funny

Some articles lately have been giving themselves some really fucking bad jokes and facts in them, and that's what I hate in them. There are others too you know. Wait and see before you start creating more of this crap:

1. Clean jokes (Ex: Oscar Mayer was born on a meat bed)
2. Articles with too much facts in them (Ex: Bill Clinton was elected president in 1992; 50 Cent is a rapper; etc.)
3. Articles that repeat the same stuff over and over again and have nothing new in them (Ex: Michael Jackson rapes little boys; Michael Jackson likes and rapes little boys; etc.)
4. Jokes that I can't understand a single bit (Ex: The grandma went to the microwave, and then Kokusa Fdasjfklasdjklfjasdklflkjasdfkljklsadjflksadjklfjasdkl;jfjkasjkld shrunk her.)
5. Articles that aren't long enough to make the cut (Ex: Articles that are only one paragraph in length.)

So if you have an article that has a couple of these rules, it's my order that you fix them so that I can laugh at least for once.

123Fat123's SPAM history

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123Fat123's awards

123Fat123 currently doesn't have any awards. Maybe people don't give this poor slob any awards because they think he's some fat bastard. Well maybe they'll give this guy some awards. Or maybe never. If 123Fat123 wins any awards, it'll go in this section. If he never wins any awards, life will be probably be one big piece of shit for 123Fat123.

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GameSpot

GameSpot is a place where corrupted moderators hang out, and yes, I do have an account there, but the account name isn't called 123Fat123. Penalties includes warning, point loss, suspension (temporary ban) and permanent ban. I was suspended over 10 times there, and have each time I've been suspended, I'll show you the list below.

Suspensions

What I did	Reason for moderation	Punishment
Quoting a Chain that had "Me 2, Me 3, Me 4" then I replied with "Me 5"	Disruptive Posting	14-day suspension (but later I got banned)
Providing a link to the GameSpot Uncyclopedia Article	link to offensive material	2-day suspension
Quoting somebody and replying with an O RLY? owl pic	Disruptive Posting	7-day suspension
Creating a topic calling the fanboys of SW idiots	Flaming	7-day suspension
Quoting somebody and replying calling him an idiot because he said I was 4 years-old	Flaming	7-day suspension
Creating a topic in OT saying that I owned the fanboys in SW by saying Microsoft owned Nintendo	trolling and off-topic	2-day suspension
Replying with just an "ok" in scoobypat's daily WTF	Disruptive Posting	2-day suspension
Creating a topic saying "What's up my friends?"	Spam/Advertising	1-day suspension
Creating a topic announcing a war between OT and SW	Moderator Discretion	7-day suspension
Creating a topic telling people to post ugly people pics	Spam/Advertising	2-day suspension
Creating a topic asking people if they're addicted to bikinis	Moderator Discretion-spam	2-day suspension
Creating a topic called "VG Fairys" and saying "Who needs attention?"	Disruptive Posting	2-day suspension

By all these suspensions from GameSpot, you probably know by now that the mods have some virus in their brains, and they think I'm some kind-of attention whore who doesn't even belong in GameSpot. I've also received a total of over 60 moderations over there, and this admin gave me a probation period, and said if she saw that I received anymore moderations after it (in which I did), I'd get banned...bitch. But the good news is that she hasn't noticed and probably forgot about it...lol. Obviously, you probably know by now that the moderators over at GameSpot have huffing viruses in their brains, while a lot of the admins are noobs...and that means they're mean. And they also dream of eating my brain 1 day...noobs.

My permanent ban from GameSpot

Recently, I was permanently banned from GameSpot because I received a 14-day suspension for quoting a chain that had "Me too, Me 3, Me 4" then I quoted them with "Me 5". Later, I suspended for Disruptive Posting for 14 days...but dreadful news came ahead of me...

Right after the suspension, I was banned from GameSpot. And the reason for the ban was "User makes it clear that he is not following the rules-check mod history"...and it was mainly because of my large moderation history, which included over 60 moderations...and many of those moderations were really retarded. It's almost like the mods and admins at GS have been brainwashed by this corrupted communist dictator, and yes, there has been a ban-spree going on over there in GS. And the messsage I was moderated on when I was banned was a message in some account suicide thread and I quoted someone saying that "It'll be my 12th suspension" since I thought it might of been possible for me to get suspended (but I thought it would be unlikely so that's why I posted in it, I didn't really think it was considered an "Account Suicide" thread) in an account suicide thread...and I was saying that. Then afterwards, an admin/mod checked my moderation history and saw my PROBATION PERIOD, in which any further violations (which happens), I'd get banned...and that was probably the reason why I was banned.

But I'm not the only user on GS who has been permanently banned. There have been many famous users on GS who have been banned, and this includes:

• Feyre
• illpiercedninio
• Withouthatred
• rexplosive (the creator of the "Puberty: Is it hard?" thread)
• duaneallman
• hiddenattacker
• Lu_Bu01
• CanadianNoob
• gersh100
• JohnPraser
• InvaderJones
• steve_0_baby
• Lageasy411
• The_Arbiter4444
• Greatgone12. Not really. He's a God. He can't be banned.
• Sonyismyhomie
• McDonaldsGuy
• MaclarenAK47
• Lightening411
• Silkylove
• -o-o-o-o-o-o-ox
• heavy-boat
• Siylentbob
• Sixpounder11
• I-C-E-D-I-E
• relyt92
• laraza7682300
• GaMeRuInEr
• stoned-stoner. GAMESPOT CAN FUCK OFF,THERE MODS ARE NERDS WHO GET OFF BANNING PEOPLE FOR THE LAMEST REASONS!!
• GamerMan97
• fuck
• -pulse

And I know for sure I forgot some users that were also banned lol, and there are many, not just some, but many users that have been banned from GameSpot. If you ever join GameSpot, be careful, because the mods and admins are sure throwing a ban-spree party, and you don't want to be the victim.

My signature

I know it doesn't look good, but it's a work in progress:

123Fat123 (=BANNED USER)

My Xbox Live Gamercard

^^That's it right there, and it'll update itself often.^^