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January

Dave2 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7.5 Goatse Lurkers

•  Nom+For Last Month he was upset by Cows go moo when they poo. Not this month. He is still just as useless as he was last month. Does nothing at all (except when it comes to Goats and Goatse) except being another nick you can't kick. Vote for him once and all. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 10:17, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
• EXTREME GOATSE FOR. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:17, Jan 2
• According to his contribution history, he only has two edits for some reason. --Mnbvcxz 22:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  • He's an IRC personality. Chiggity check this out. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:16, Jan 3
• :o • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:32, Jan 6
• FOR! --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 01:07, Jan. 28, 2009
• 4 Yes that is the one.166.196.193.246 23:15, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
•  Goat --Charitwo^Talk 06:35, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
•  se Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 06:39, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
• FOR! --Poobear 07:06, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Mnbvcxz (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 hapless Uncyclopedians

 Nom+For. Let me enumerate the reasons Mnbvcxz sucks.

1. Unpronouncable username.
2. Polluted PotY page with invalid nomination.
3. Further polluted PotY page with request that his nom be removed - instead of removing his nomination.
4. .
5. Joined Yettie's ridiculous cow cult.
6. Bowl haircut.
7. Made everyone feel guilty about inadequate PEE'ing.
8. Wrote an article that will get us all sued.
9. Stubbornly refused to vote fwhore himself as Uncyclopedia:Reviewer_of_the_Month
10. Convinced Sycamore to vote for him, breaking perfect  Against. streak.

The evidence is clear. pillow talk 00:26, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

•  For. As per above. Clearly a useless gobshite. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 01:15, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
• GUILTY For. Not A Good Username360 00:38, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For per above, & hypocrite, not funny, wrote several stupid articles, spams boobies in the forums --Mnbvcxz 19:23, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
• For What Hyperbole said. --Docile hippopotamus 02:45, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
• For! I already nominated you! Lol. Against The same reason. C: – Preceding unsigned comment added by The-Real-Syko (talk • contribs) Vote was not signed per rule and does not count. I added the unsigned template to it. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 01:35, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Joe SheA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 Too manY Capital letterS

 Nom+foR :#He can'T Write foR Shit withouT Typing iN ALL CAPS.

1. He caN Not learN Correct capitalizatioN
2. He waS Just burninG Your doG!
3. He iS A nE'E dO Well (seE Block historY) J-Shea 06:23, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Invalid Nom, You Can't Nominate Yourself. Read the 2nd rule in The Eligibility Requirements. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 07:59, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Although one could make a case that nominating oneself is a pretty useless and gobshitey thing to do. pillow talk 17:45, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Indeed...or one could just do this!

Joe SheA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3.5 GuyS WHo CAn'T reAd THE RuLes

1. Nom Dude, he nominated himself. If that isn't Gobshitey, I don't know what is. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:49, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

#For Because his parents forced him to make his younger sibling an account. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:57, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

1.  Five I met him once, and he beat the shit out of me with a raw trout. J-Shea 07:32, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

   Invalid Nom,No matter how much of a gobshite he is, the bastard already disqualified himself for this month.

Qualification: * Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.

1. Valid Nomination The one nomination above is invalid but this one is valid per the rules above. There is no grounds for disqualification for the month because he nomed himself in the previous strucked out vote above. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 01:35, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Beat 'im to the punch on Febuary or get 'im Useless Gobshite of the Year. Not A Good Username360 00:56, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

•  For. Becuse he threatened my life. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 05:23 15 January 2009
•  For. Umm... yeah... – Preceding unsigned comment added by 66.233.240.67 (talk • contribs)

February

Hyperbole (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 Crazy Uncyclopedians

•  Nom+For This guy has been doing some crazy stuff to the site. The one that got me was the template he made for a certain vote page. (not the one for deletion of articles even though he's one of the more active nominators there) Therefore I am nominating him for that reason there. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 18:00, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. He definitely deserves this award. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:32, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. per above. --Mnbvcxz 19:51, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Yeah, how dare a n00b be useful! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:04, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Also: As demonstrated below, Docile hippopotamus can indeed kiss my dick. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:04, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Joe SheA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 Yea that is the one true Gobshite

• Nomination I am nominating this guy for UGotM as he was very, very, very useless in the last month. You can see his edit history and you'll know why. Crazy Stuff here. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 18:00, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. I didn't win last month! WHY?!?!?! --J-Shea 18:06, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:56, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

You know, I won't change my vote, but I wrote this, which is pretty good, although it needs a bit of work. And Sawblade, why didn't you vote for me damn you!? --J-Shea 05:32, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Mine's better. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 14:52, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

P.S. The crazy shit is ADHD induced (I actually have ADHD, I'm not using it to cover up having the attention span of a bored fly.). Is that a bee? Can I have a cooky? Am I paying attention to what keys I press?. --J-Shea 05:32, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

It ain't perfect.--J-Shea 04:44, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

I said better, not perfect. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 15:35, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

•  For. Joe is bat fuck insane. --Docile hippopotamus 08:58, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Because he is crazy enough to actually want this award. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 08:43, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. Per Sims. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:41, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Can't vote both for and against Colin. --Docile hippopotamus 05:24, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Kiss my dick. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:03, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

I'll be kissing your dick, or rather biting it off. Make a decision and keep one vote. Sheesh, I didn't know UGOTM became so popular. ~ 09:59, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Biting it? Are you trying to circumsize me? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:34, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

•  Against. handing out UGotM to an attention whore. pillow talk 20:17, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Gouncyclopedia! (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 Annoying Fanboys

•  Nom and For Wow. This guy can't sign his comments, makes forum topics like crazy, can't write, and has already placed a comment of his in the middle of someone else's timestamp. Ouch. Oh, and he has done a lot of this because he, of all people, thinks he would be a great writer for TYATU. As one of the original authors of TYATU, I disagree. I disagree very much. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:07, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Oh right, and he also made death threats. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:16, 3 February 2009 (UTC
    • Haven't you had enough of a go at this guy yet? He's a noob--we all were at some point. If you want him to be less of one, don't be a jerk about it, leave him a message on his talk page and help him out. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:18, Feb 3
• For - consider who I am, then realize that this person is something ... special -- \o/ 04:37, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
• For. As the second writer of TYATU, I believe that he most definitely deserves this. --Meganew 16:08, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
• F♥r. The username wins it for me. This guy is a tool. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:48, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
• For. Ohboy. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:44, Feb 17
• For. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 05:42, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Braydie (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 previous winners of March 2007

• Nom and Strong For. I don't give a shit if he's dead or already won this. Fuck 'im. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:39, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
• For. I just welcomed someone named "Bradyman". Coincidence? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:08, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Yes. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:00, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 22:24, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

  Comment. Oh. My. God. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:28, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

March

Jamesryanjcrjcr (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

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• Nom and Strongest For. Many, many months have passed, but I have not forgotten about this man. He should have won it those many months ago, but he did not, so he shall win it this time, I say! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:34, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
  • True, but... who beat him then? The same one who'll win this time. --J-Shea 05:50, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
• Stupid name. UNACCEPTABLE!!!!! *bitches and grouses for hours on end* -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 05:53, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
  •  Strong "Meh" Pwnzt. --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 03:15, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Famine (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1 attempts at uncyclopedic necromancy

• For It brought Braydie back briefly. --Mnb'z 23:43, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Somehow I doubt that someone who feels that "Uncyclopedia now sucks, and nobody can save it" is very likely to come back... - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:56, Mar 2
    • If he wanted to come back, he would be welcome - as would anyone whose been gone for while...--Sycamore (Talk) 15:47, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
      • Personally, I think he might be back under a different username. --Mnb'z 05:14, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
      • This is unrelated. But what if, instead of pining for the good old days, we start acting like this wiki isn't going to hell in a handbag? --Mnb'z 05:27, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
        • HRTC!!!Y WLL B BRND T TH STK FR YR BLSPHMY!!! --J-Shea 05:31, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
          • Yeah, haven't you been paying attention? Uncyclopedia is the worst, you know. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:57, Mar 3

 Against. i've talked to him via email. The only way to get him back is if he becomes the only bureaucrat.--J-Shea 04:19, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

...seriously? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:28, Mar 3

'Fraid so. He is "not interested in fighting all the morons who have been made into admins now. If I don't have the power to de-op and ban them, it's no go." Redemption comes with a heavy price, my friend. --J-Shea 04:33, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Comment: However, he may be willing to keep intelligent people (See: Codeine) as bureacrats.Would you rather Uncyc become so worthless that people like me or you wouldn't even want to have any past association with its name? --J-Shea 04:39, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

No comment... Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 04:40, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

YOUR FACE!!!!!! --J-Shea 04:48, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Hahahaha, that's definitely Famine. See if you can convince him to demand staff privileges. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:54, Mar 3

WTF are they? Remember, I only know about sysop powers. --J-Shea 04:58, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Sysops can block people, delete pages, and see deleted edits; bureaucrats can make people into sysops or other bureaucrats; staff can do all of that, plus de-sysop or de-bureaucrat someone, as well as see a logged-in user's anonymous edits (or an anonymous user's logged-in edits), remove edits from the database, and probably some other stuff that I've forgotten. It's sort of the most wikipower you can get without killing Jimmy Wales and eating his heart to get his life-force. Sannse is the resident staffer on Uncyc. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:32, Mar 3

Only Staff can give bot powers, and only bureaucrats can give rollback power to users. In practice, I believe bureaucrats and sysops have almost the same power in practice, since op-ing in controlled by VFS on this wiki. The only major difference is that bureaucrats can give and take away rollback rights. edit checking the wikia site, it now looks like bureaucrats can de-op regular admins now. --Mnb'z 05:43, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Hey! I'd be offended...if I wasn't so terribly, terribly dim. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:06, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh come on Modus, he's not actually insulting you. All he's saying is that it was a mistake to give you sysop privileges and that everything you've done since you've gotten them has been a horrible, resounding failure. Now is that anything to be offended about? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 06:12, Mar 3

Yes. --J-Shea 06:14, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

When you put it like that, it doesn't sound so bad. I have met my goals of accomplishing both little and nothing. He must have been talking about the other useless admins. Like Mordillo. And you. Okay, just you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:28, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

While looking at the user list, I found out that Modusoperandi was the most edits of anyone, with 29,498. 2nd place is Madmax with 25,787. Famine is in 38th place with only 8,491 edits. --Mnb'z 17:14, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

I'd like to see a link to this user list. pillow talk 03:13, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Special:ListUsers a listing of all users. For some reason, its doesn't work in Firefox. --Mnb'z 05:52, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Useless? Well I never! I'll have you know, sir, that I am not only useful, I am indeed the most usefullerest usefulite here! It's all about how you define useful--in my case, you just have to do it very loosely. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:50, Mar 3

I've seen this kind of shit before and I've read the man's rant (not to mention people who buy the general principle) and all that I can say is give me a fucking break. He's discussing the typical evolution of a site like it was a descent into hell. It's ultimately not a concept to be ruled with an iron fist by limited individual perspectives.

The community sets the standard to some degree, period. Zillions of people aren't going to come to this site to blow a handful of writers who think they are the arbiters of all that is entertaining. It's an egotistic, legacy protecting, ridiculous proposition that ultimately forgets that anyone and everyone is replaceable.--    00:26, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

For To follow this guy's rant to its final conclusion is to assume that Uncyclopedia should be like Conservapedia, which is run by a handful of far-right-wingers who ban you at the drop of a hat. On the contrary, its more like a giant improv site, some players being better at the art of comedy, some worse. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:36, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Against, because like in a big improve troupe, you're supposed to kick the shitty comedians flat on their asses when they become nothing more than dead weight. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:52, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

For there isn't really any "dead weight" on a wiki, and merely unproductive users aren't a problem. Ironically, people who tell others to "get to work" are almost always in effect bitching at moderately (or even highly) productive users for not being productive enough. --Mnb'z 05:52, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

And what would happen if the "Improve troupe" decided you were dead weight?--    18:05, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

• This is complete and utter bullshit. Anyone who worked a little with Famine knows that: a. He would never pose a "become the only bureaucrat" demand. and b.He will not be coming back, not under a different name anyhow. I will be very surprised if he ever comes back. Also, most of the people voting here are basing their opinions on the last message left on his page rather than the 3 years of ongoing contributions to the site, of cleaning it from shite and putting actual writing as top priority, something that I'm afraid many users seem to forget that this is the reason we're here for. ~ 07:41, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Oh. I'm just here for the potato pancakes. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:43, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Actually nobody is really voting as this space has simply turned into soap box festival 09'.--    17:31, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
    • How come this happens every time Famine is nominated for this? All we need now is Manforman to come riding back on a silver horse begging for the award to be deleted. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:58, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
      • I'd vote for the silver horse thing, but against this award's deletion. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:12, Mar 6
        • I'd vote for Manforman riding a horse. -RAHB 20:19, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Braydie (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 previous failures of February

• Nom and For with the power of a thousand suns. Unlike friendly Famine, this asshole actually deserves it. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:33, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Am I thinking of the right Famine? —Sir SysRq (talk) 00:04, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
    • It's all about being friendly. TKF has been my BFF since I've been here.--    00:37, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
      • I hate you and you know why. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:44, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
        • I guess that means you won't be showing for ballroom dancing tonight?--    17:24, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
• For --Mnb'z 17:08, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
• For Why not? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:08, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Joe SheA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 Joe SheA who still hasn't won GOTM

• Nom and For. Has been nommed for GOTM for the past few months and still hasn't won it. --Docile hippopotamus 04:58, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

• Thanks, but at this point, it's almost a lost cause. --J-Shea 05:00, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

• It was always a lost cause. That's what this whole award is all about. —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:48, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Inelligble for the month He was banned for more than a day last month. Check his block log 74.1.165.73 03:39, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Winning SotM doesn't count, sucka'. --J-Shea 06:12, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

The ban that the IP was talking about was: "# 19:58, 24 February 2009 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Joe SheA (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 days ‎ (Attempting to vote 3 times on SotM) " This Block was set to last 3 days However he was unblocked before that but not after 24 hours (The block lasted 27 Hours and 20 minutes) has passed therefore making him inelligble for this award for this month per the block longer than a day rule: "# 23:18, 25 February 2009 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected Joe SheA (Talk | contribs) ‎ (Gee, woulda thought you'd just use one of them sockpuppets to get around this, eh?)" That rule is set so if your block for only a day in the last month your still eligible for this award for the month, however if you are block for more than a day for example 1 day and 1 second in the last month, your are not eligible for the award for that month. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 06:08, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

CheddarBBQ‎ (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• N♥m && w♥v. With all the shit he does around here, (plus this) he's obviously just trying to get his hot little hands on this. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:14, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

What shit? I only have 1 article, and it's decent. 5 reviews. 1 of them not very good. What shit could you possibly be talking about???--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 20:30, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

• For as per above --^Dame 17:00, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
• Against He is growing on me. --^Dame 00:28, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Need I remind everyone that this is supposed to be a semi friendly award? ~ 17:05, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

I only mean this in the most loving way possible. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:01, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

•  For. I should have won this award twice, but he CLEARLY deserves it more that I do. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:22, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
• For. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:11, Mar 5

Aw, really? I only have 1 article, how can I consistently write crap? --Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 03:57, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

• Against Fuck y'all. 1 article with good grammar. How can I have this many votes?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 03:59, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
  • ahemgotmisajoke —Sir SysRq (talk) 14:36, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
    • cheddar, you voice gave baby Jesus ear ulcers. SysRq, the sight of your face made Judas betray Jesus out of insanity. --J-Shea 18:51, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
      • J-Shea, Your the reason Jesus has yet to come down and save society from total self-destruction. Ha, I'm funny.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:51, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
• For per the spinning Jew star. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:56, 6 Mar
• Against. He's actually written me a pretty good review, and based on the improvements he's made to the AFI article he's at least semi-competent. I think he's got some potential, provided he get his act together a bit more and write s'more articles. --Guildensternenstein 21:12, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
• Against. He is new and he's catching on quickly, he's not actually that bad. --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 22:06, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
• Forgainst I am just sitting here whistling quietly, wondering which part of ahemgotmisajoke our friend doesn't understand. I wish someone would nominate me. I've done jack shit here of any merit, and I can't buy this damn prize. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 23:01, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
• Strong For It takes a certain type of man to be deserving of this award. I think we found him. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 00:31, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

GlobalTourniquet (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nom and For. He's done jack shit here of any merit, and he couldn't buy this damn prize. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:05, 6 Mar
  • I don't even know who this is. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:10, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
    • Is that so? Well in Soviet Russia, who this is doesn't know YOU!! --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 23:13, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
• Strong Against WTF? My stuff here rocks. Leave me alone. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 23:11, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
• Forgainst Happy now?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 00:27, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Lost Labyrinth (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +6

• Semi friendly nom & For. Mordillo reminded me to do this. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:37, 4 Mar

Did I? ~ 00:48, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

• For! She had the nerve to insinuate that Uncyclopedia wasn't her job. Apparently she doesn't even get paid for opping here. Hah! - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:21, Mar 6

Lost Labyrinth is a girl? HAWT! -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:58, 6 Mar

• • On a related note, I just noticed that was the admin template. As opposed to Keitei. If wikia's didn't cache it's fucking choose tags I probably would have noticed, too. As you can see, everything is everyone else's fault, except for the good things, which are my fault. Any questions? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:18, Mar 6
    • So everything is great... because of you? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:26, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
      • Yeah, that or something. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:41, Mar 6
• For. I just saw "TheLedBalloon" appear in place of {{admin}} and it was hilarious. Then I realised that it was only Lost Labyrinth, and it was even more hilarious. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:12, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
•  For. per above. One a related note, how about we make a rule that anyone who desperately wants this award gets disqualified from winning it? This award is too much of a perverse incentive at times. --Mnb'z 03:45, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
•  For. old times and good times. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 01:47, 17 March 2009
•  For. ...cause I can. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 19:40, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

April

Syndrome (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

•  For. I glanced at this guys contribs, and he hasn't done a single useful thing ever. Seriously. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 14:07, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
• Ineligible. No self noms. --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 12:14, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
• Okay, then, Nom and For for being so useless that he would ignore the rules of UGotM and nom himself. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 14:58, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
•  Right back at you. --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 20:16, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
• Yay. Nothing to do so might as well abstain :) 220.255.7.151 13:00, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
• Clearly a masochist. Neither being useless nor a gobshite, however, leads to my against. Oh, Syndrome's also dopey, his eyes are too close together and he tried to destroy The Incredibles. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:06, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  And he smells like feet. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:07, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  And there has been a piece of broccoli stuck between his teeth for at least two weeks. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:08, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  And he looks like Warren G. Harding. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:12, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  And he rides a Big Wheel. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:14, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  And he thinks bow ties are cool. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:15, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  And he's still on dialup. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:19, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  And he's got a "Rainbow Brite 4 Life" tattoo on his belly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:22, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  And he thinks that Tokyo Drift is the best Fast & Furious movie. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:26, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  And he constantly mixes up Happy Feet and March of the Penguins. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:28, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  All of those allegations are false except for three, and I'm not saying which three. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:48, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  I know the broccoli thing isn't true, as he has no teeth. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:57, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

• No really.  This guy deserves this award! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:28, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  And I beat him to fixing this one template that one time. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:29, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  And he's got a mole that he really should have checked out. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:33, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  And he's got a baboon heart. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:39, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  And he's collaborating with the Bilderberg group to take over Uncyclopedia from the inside. Gis ym esiladnav! _LOB 09:55, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

• For He's the only one nommed so... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:04, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

MrN9001 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: ineligible

• Nom+4 All he ever does is fill talk pages full of spamy crap. It's time this user was given an oil change. MrN 13:41, Apr 5

  And he keeps rubbing balloons on his sweater and sticking them to the wall. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:04, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

• Comment. Penis. Also, ineligible. You can't nominate someone who's been banned in the past month. RTFM n00b. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:48, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

  And he thinks that the only two sure things in life are "death and Texas". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:16, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Trar (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• For. This b*stard has stabbed his greatest creation(Grueslayer) in the back. --Absolutely Not Benson MUN IT 17:02, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

  And both of his ears are on the same side of his head. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:18, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

  And you haven't voted. --Absolutely Not Benson MUN IT 20:16, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

  And you haven't removed the "Absolutely Not Benson" from your sig. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:19, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

  Happy now? --Meganew (Crap I've Done) (Chat With Me) MUN IT 20:36, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

  I'm not happy, but more satisfied. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:00, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

  ...and he'll be banned if I need to tell him one more time to fix his sig...~ 13:04, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

• Against. Wow. I take a vacation, and look what happens. Why do I even bother? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 11:34, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

  And he thinks his gerbil is a hamster. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:30, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

May

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +12 Admins who love to huff user talk pages

• Nom & For I think this speaks for itself. Spectacular. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:03, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
• I think it's a powerful testament to the power of friendship. Also for. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:31, May 6
• I'd vote for, but it's no longer April. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:33, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

• For May. HAY GUIZE I WON IN APRIL --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:01, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

• For it being April ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 23:34, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
• For huffing his own userpage without explanation. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:39, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
• For, though this is really more deserving of "Crazy Bastard Admin of the Month" (somebody make that award, I will mainspace-approve it immediately) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:41, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
• For per above. Mnb'z 05:27, 9 May 2009 (UTC) sorry, but I have a more important vote to cast. Its still a spiritual for if anyone cares. --Mnb'z 06:39, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
• Nigguhs r goin krazy. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 05:47, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
• Userpage huffer. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:27, May 11
• Psst! Vote TGLSoN. --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 08:19, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

No. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:46, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

• Huh. User:Zheliel/sigz2 10:19, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Trains lololololol Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:46, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
• Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:58, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
• Chooooooooooooo! Choooooooooooo! -RAHB 20:36, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1 Joe SheA who still hasn't won UGotM

• Nom and For. Per TGLSoN. --Docile hippopotamus 08:23, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. Per everything. EVER. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:58, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. giving awards, even joke ones, to self-promoting attention whores. pillow talk 23:04, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. giving joke awards to attention whores, encourages laziness. --Mnb'z 06:39, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Five! What a useless gobshite. --The Great Lung Sphinn of the Lag 23:47, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

June

MrN9000 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +14

•  N+F MrN's been useless this past month. His activity has been pants. Saberwolf116 19:22, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
•  Pants --Mnb'z 16:41, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
•  Not a single golden breast in sight --^Dame 16:43, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
• Ridiculous. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:10, Jun 3
•  Yes. He should be having withdrawals by now. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 15:45, 12 June 2009
• Ridickerus Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:31, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
• Numpty. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:11, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
• BASTARDS!!!! Did I mention I would be back? MrN 01:08, Jun 15
• Fucker. ~ 07:54, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
• Obvious Pants. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:57, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
• Smite. Perpants. Don Puttano cHeDDs 15:24,16June,2009
• Hello! User:Zheliel/sigz2 08:05, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
• MrNk, for teh fail Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:36 June 26 '09
• That fucker left twice! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:31, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

July

Methamphetamine! (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

•  What the fuck have I done since 2007 that has any merit whatsoever? METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:27 07-22-2009)

It seems I can't nominate myself. Shit.

Toungebud (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

• His / Her userpage scares me. -- Roman Dog Bird 08:00, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
• For. History on Uncyclopedia: made scary userpage, randomly fucked up some shit, moved to Michigan. pillow talk 17:55, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
• Freaky. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:14, Jun 30
• For. What the hell happened to you? Did you die, Toungebud? (also Toungebud is a he)—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 02:15, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Colin "All your base" Heaney (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -2 of your base are belong to us

• Nom. It's time to recognize that this user has the worst name ever. Consider:
  • His middle name is the most tired Internet meme ever.
  • His first name is "Colon," which is the part of your ass that holds the poop until you're ready to poop it out.
  • His last name is "Hiney," which is the part of your ass that the poop finally emerges from. pillow talk 19:33, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm offended, that's my actual middle name. :( Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:51, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

•  I AM SO MUCH MORERER USELESSY AND GOBSHITERFICATED!!!!!--The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 07:14, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey look, now Colon's losing to a Phallus without a userpage. HAHA!! --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 07:17, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Also, I wish I was a useless gobshite.--The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 19:32, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

 Against.. pillow talk 19:20, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

 Against.. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:30, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

• Against. --Docile hippopotamus 06:22, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Penis (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +0

• Nom and for. He's too small. Saberwolf116 15:20, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

August

Acrolo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

• One of the trinity of shit voters. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 02:04, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
• Forgetting to sign a vote on UGotM. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 06:13, Aug 1
• Fucking awful voter. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 14:05, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
• Also a terrible voter. Though my vote goes to the worst of the trinity. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:46, 3 Aug
• Bad, Bad Voter. And Pee Reviewed my article, and did not say it was absolutely perfect. Grr! Miley Spears 02:17, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
• Against He might have voted against some articles, but he also featured one himself this month! --ChiefjusticeDS 20:32, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

Romartus (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• One of the trinity of shit voters. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 02:04, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
• For. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:53, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

I guess any nomination here is after all a sign that someone is reading your contribution(s) ! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:09, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

• ugggghhfgggghhggfuuuuuggcccckkkkkk -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:12, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

  Does this mean you're not voting for Ape then? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:14, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

  Nope, it does not mean that -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:28, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

  We can vote multiple times for UGotM? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:59, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

  Why not? It's not a proper award. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 17:04, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

  Well, the rules say you can't. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:03, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

  Actually, if you look closely, there are no rules. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:17, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

• For. Unlike Romartus. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:27, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
• Against. Possibly because I'm a noob and haven't yet discovered what makes this guy so fucking annoying, but I actually like that he doesn't wantonly hand out fors all the time and seems to stand by his opinions well. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 18:08, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
• For, even though the "Comments" section doesn't feel complete without you. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:30, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
• For. Terrible, just terrible voter. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:45, 3 Aug
• Five, because I always have trouble understanding the things he types, and because he puts spaces before his punctuation. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:16, Aug 10
• Also Against. Like what Siddhartha-Wolf says, I like that he's got high standards. A for from him means more to me than a for from, say, Zheliel. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:16, Aug 15

Staircase (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• One of the trinity of shit voters. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 02:04, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
• Bless. Fo sho. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 02:47,1August,2009
• For I'ma shit voter? Hm, never knew that. Staircase CUN^t 00:36, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Of course you are! You forgot to change your own score! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:49, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
    • That's almost as bad as what I did. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 02:04, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
      • I always seem to forget that. Staircase CUN^t 03:27, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
• I walk all over him already. Might as well give him an award telling others to do the same. Fuckin' loser. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:29, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
• Against - I came to undoomificate you :D --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 19:12, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
• For doing Non & Against on UGotM. Who does that? Also, the least bad of the trinity. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 22:28, 2 August 2009 (UTC) Apparently you can only vote once. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 23:43, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  • For being nomited for Useless Godshite of the Month. What the hell did he have to do in the first place I have no idea...but YOU GOTTA LOVE IT USELESS GOBSHITE!! Someone nominate me plz...I'm feeling a bit left out =(

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nom and For because he is horrible at everything he does -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:08, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
• Fucked up the nominations a second ago. r. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:08, Aug 1
• For - This guy is a dick. He keeps adding unfunny shit to my articles. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 02:15, 1 August 2009 (UTC) Changed my mind. Just cos I fail at life... I don't deserve this indignity. Against -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 18:44, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
•  For. He nommed me for UGOTM See you on VFH!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Acrolo (talk • contribs)
• Can't even nominate someone properly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:27, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
• Ergainst - I feel as though if he deserves anything, it should be writer of the month. He's been writing a lot of good stuff recently. Staircase CUN^t 18:59, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

  Dude you just totally doomed yourself. But thanks. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 19:05, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

  Doomed myself? How so? Staircase CUN^t 19:08, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

•  Against.. He has a missing link but otherwise against for this award...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:30, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
• Strong For; because he continues to exist seven days a week. If we could only ban him for the other six days, he could save all his good edits for Thursday, and cut out the all the gobshitey stuff he does. -- The Zombiebaron 19:42, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
• Against Because Ape called my writing "boring shit" and also told co-editors including me "fuck you all." Those are compliments, right? Also Ape was blocked two or three times in the last week or so, so is not disqualified disqualified. I've only been blocked once. Miley Spears 02:44, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Post nominations bans do not invalidate a nomination. --Mn-z 04:51, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
    • I thought there weren't any real rules for this. So can't I make up my own rules? :D' DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:13, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -4

• nom and for. Because. --Docile hippopotamus 06:32, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. wants it too much. --Mn-z 06:46, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. again. pillow talk 03:26, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:28, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. and again... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:57, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:28, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
•  For. His name takes too damned long to type Pup t 23:55, 15/08/2009

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1

• Nom & For asking too many questions. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 17:06, 2 August 2009 (UTC) Same shit -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 23:43, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
•  Meh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:24, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Nom & For. I have no idea why this user has only won this award 3 times. MrN 19:41, Aug 2
• For What a douchecarpet. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 19:48, 2 August 2009 (UTC) Same.
• for. didn't he fake come back like a month ago? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:59, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
• he needs to win this 997 more times becuz -- Roman Dog Bird 05:15, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
• Comment Didn't any of you check the link? User:Dr. Skullthumper is just a sockpuppet for User:Dr. Skullthumper. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:17, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

projectjulio (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

• Nom+For. Because of this and his retarded double voting at VFH. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:47, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
• Strong for Staircase CUN^t 19:50, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
• I like him so much I'll vote for him twice! Staircase CUN^t 19:50, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

  I get the irony. But no. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 20:22, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

• Another strong for. Completely justified vote x infinity --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 19:56, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
• Eat penguin shit --EMC ^[TALK] 20:00, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
• What the gentleman above me said Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 01:11 August 3 '09

Bad Shroom (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -2

• Against Though he is useless, (Read Lucky Charms, copy-cruft of Cheddar's post.), I wouldn't say he deserves an award for it. Staircase CUN^t 18:57, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
• Against. Fucking useless, but I think he'd like it too much if he won. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:48, 3 Aug

Wikia (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

• Nom Although I have already cast my vote I feel it necessary to make this nomination. It would have been polite if they had asked us before dicking about with our site. MrN 23:52, Aug 2
• Strong for Since I was the one who brought up once more that Wikia sucks! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:16, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
• For If I came across Uncyc today with the banner ads at the base instead of a couple of months ago, I wouldn't have joined... and despite what some people are saying, that would have been a bad thing. Pup t 06:50, 9/08/2009

• FOR damn banner ads-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!)
• Suck it douche bags. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:24, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
• Yup--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 21:24, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
• For. Hey, does anyone want to visit the G.I. Joe movie wiki? No? Well then... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:52, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Gerrycheevers (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nom + Strong For. I noticed in the signpost it said that he's won every award ever. Well, not this one, which is also the one he deserves the most! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:50, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

InMooseWeTrust (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

1. Nom & Strong For. For the overstepping his bounds, abusing VFD, awful Pees, deleting jazz singers, and being a general troll. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:54, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

• comment spiritual for. --Mn-z 16:59, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. "If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly." This award is for people who are useless like Skullthumper, not useless like NXW... whoa, nearly got myself banned. pillow talk 18:33, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

• Comment. Hey, I've got no personal gripe with this user, but I think his action's more than speak for themselves, and I know there's at least a half-dozen other users that share exactly the same sentiment. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:43, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

• It looks like this user is getting a deluge of "correction" on this talk page, so I think this nom might be overdoing it a bit. --Mn-z 05:12, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

September

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 fucks

• Fuck this guy. No, really, fuck him. I mean somebody go make a porno with him, see if I care. -- Roman Dog Bird 09:47, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
• For. I have to vote for. We're made for each other. Binky The WonderSkull 15:45, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Hyperbole (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 Most Useless Gobshites EVAR

• nom + 4 Award-Driven Attention Whore. Worst of all, he admits it, unlike the rest of us. --Mn-z 05:44, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -3 lung sphincters who will never be UGotM

• nom and for. It is the Great Lung. --Docile hippopotamus 08:47, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
• Comment: Who. Same goes for you Mr. "do not censor me mordillo banned piece of shit". -- Roman Dog Bird 09:44, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
• Against. As per every other time ever. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:53, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:31, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. per above. --Mn-z 17:35, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. per long-standing tradition. pillow talk 17:40, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
• big fat fuck this is not a vote -- Roman Dog Bird 18:25, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Fnoodle (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +0 Bots of Dr. Skullthumper

• nom Fnoodle deserves this more than Dr. Skullthumper. He changed teh to the and liek to like even when they were intentionally misspelled. --Mn-z 17:12, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

MrN9001 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 Bottoms

• Nom+4 Fuck that guy. MrN 17:21, Sep 1
  • I do believe this nomination is invalid. --Mn-z 17:38, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
    • I do believe YOU'RE INVALID!!! Also, what Mister N 9000 said. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:33, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
• For Illegally nominated himself with profanity. What a gobshite! mAttlobster. (hello) 18:09, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Actually, he illegally nomminated his bot, which may or may be not be a self-nom. --Mn-z 18:41, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
    • The whole thing had frankly confused and upset me. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:55, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. MrN9001 is exceptionally useless, but does not have the sentience required to be a gobshite. pillow talk 21:39, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 socks

• Nom+For. Because he just nominated himself. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:55, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
• Comment Penis. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:12, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment My bologna has a first name. It's S-O-C-K-Y. pillow talk 21:38, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
• For His fucking annoying sig -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 21:35, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Bad Shroom (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -5 Bad Retards

• Nom+For. I fucking hate that bastard. -Almost Sir Random Crap
• For Wont let me use his talk page as a continental style cafe. GOBSHiTE! mAttlobster. (hello) 18:10, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
• Against - wants it too much. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 19:47, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. Whoring this nomination on SOAUU's userpage? For shame! pillow talk 19:55, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Comment. You think I'd like this award?! NOTE:Nomiation Whoring counts me as a Whoring Gobshite, no?-Bad Shroom

Yes. You desperately want notoriety of some kind. My advice: murder a prostitute. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 20:10, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

And I suppose you're a severe pessimist that will always vote against on everything that includes me like some fucking lawyer. -Almost Sir Random Crap

Lawyers that always vote against specific people make me sick! mAttlobster. (hello) 20:15, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

• Against. Apparently he doesn't want this award. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:14, 4 September 2009 (UTC)
• For. Apparently he wants this award. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:14, 4 September 2009 (UTC)

  Apparently someone thinks he can go around and use my sig. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:19, 10 September 2009

Comment. Fine, Socky, you got me. i want this award. I WANT THIS FUCKING AWARD. Now everyone, kindly turn all againsts into fors.-Almost Sir Random Crap

 Who do you think you are? Desperately fighting for UGotM every fucking month is my job. ---The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 17:33, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

• Against. Apparently he wants this award. Binky The WonderSkull 16:03, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
• Against whore. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:29, 10 Sep
• Against per above. --Mn-z 17:36, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 COCK SUCKING NIGGER BITCH(ES)

• Nom I hate myslef and i dont like following da rulez. —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 23:28, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

Miley Spears (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 Horribly controversial topics

1.  Frollick yeah for starting this whole NOTM controversy, for doing a spectacular job on God as part of IC, for being the greatest contributor to the PEE queue so far this month, making us all look bad, and doing this while BEING A GIRL! Pup t 08:54, 2/09/2009
2. Girl. <-- joke • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:13, Sep 4
3. For. I just checked the rules. You're only disqualified if you were banned for more than one day in the last month. I was only banned for one day. And because checking the useless rules on a useless award is pretty useless, I'm voting for myself. :P DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:59, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
4. For. Voting for me last month Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 05:32, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
5. For. Disgustingly polite and helpful around here, she should be ashamed. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:42, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Useless Comments

• Uh, thanks I guess? But Thekillerfrog banned me for a day for being a "pointlessly productive, dedicated user" and for "blatantly justified circumnavigation of the rules." Also TKF knew I was going to be at the beach for the weekend anyway. But do those disqualify me from this dishonor honor whatever? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:08, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Yes, I do believe your nomination is also invalid. --Mn-z 04:29, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
    • But, it also appears that nobody cares. --Mn-z 17:32, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
      • I care. In fact, I care about absolutely everything that doesn't matter. School lunches don't have a piscetarian option?? WHARRGARBL!!! pillow talk 19:56, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
        • To rephrase it, nobody cares who has the authority to do anything about it. --Mn-z 04:33, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
          • That's right. I don't care who has the authority to do anything about it, and I'm not nobody. Binky The WonderSkull 16:07, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
• Dilemma. How can I vote for my Mommy as being useless? But how can I not vote for her when she wants votes? What can I do? Why am I in this position? And why do I ask so many questions? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:12, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Don't worry, Baby. Mommy understands. Now go to your room and I'll bring you a cookie. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:53, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. Also my Mommy wrote Brooke Shields, which was featured. She said Brooke Shields was huffed, but I'm just a baby and I don't think I'm supposed to know what that means. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:15, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. I just realized the template for this never got added to Miley's user page! I just added it with only a few hours to go on the month. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:05, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

October

Optimuschris (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• He sucks. Doesn't do fuck-all and buggered off without warning anybody. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:52, 28 Oct

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 fucks

• This guy still sucks and stuff Nom only. Hmm, hee hee. --Beavis 01:45, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Thekillerfroggy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +11 amphibian drunks

• Nom. Jew. -- Roman Dog Bird 01:45, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
• Jew? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:45, Oct 1
• Feck jews. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:59, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
• Irish Jew? Pogue Mo Mensch? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 01:24, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

• Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. --Docile hippopotamus 10:19, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

• Fuck off. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:26, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Pog ma tuches ~ 12:56, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

• Jeck fews. lol my toilet paper is Jew Dah Dope Boyz'--{{User:DaDopeboy/sig}} 01:19, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
• TKFeck! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:33, 4 October 2009
• The jews are wicked! Jews. Yes. Jews. --Professor Griff 06:16, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
• Jewish Murderous Amphibian Admin. Jew.-Almost Sir Random Crap
• For. (protects page) The Linkifier!!!!!? 22:47, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
• FOR! I was UGotM for last month so my vote should count as FIVE VOTES! I asked him to joke ban me for like 23 seconds and he banned me TIL DOOMSDAY! OK so he changed it to one day and he knew I'd be gone all day at the beach anyway. But still TKF IS COMPLETELY USELESS! (Also he's cool and if he wants to be changed into a Prince I'm a Discordian American Princess so I can do it just ask me....). DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 16:50, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
• Forggy • FreddThe Metalhedd • • • 07:17 October 11 '09
• For. Jew ban-ner Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 15:15, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
• For. Seriously, another Jew? Kill it. --EMC ^[TALK] 11:45 Oct 29 2009

Mordillo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 big noses

• Nom Genuine Jew. He must eat 5 pounds of Dog shit and have Bill Cosby rape him up the ass. -- Roman Dog Bird 01:45, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. If you say "now" and "cunt" in the same sentence, he bans you. Like "I had a sex change and now I have no cunt." Fucking ridiculous. --Inebriated 05:51, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
• Hysterical Jew. Should be send to a reeducation camp. ~ 18:32, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
• For. Persecuting a Jew? Sounds like a gas! -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:12, 13 Oct

Fnoodle (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 evil bots

• nom + 4 This bot shall be smitten by the knights who intentionally say "teh". --Mn-z 04:48, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

• Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. --Docile hippopotamus 10:19, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

• teh. [/zh] 09:51 October 2

• Sorry, I'm voting for Wikia. [definitely not you]??? 05:04 October 23

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 spawns of Hitler

• Nom+For. Just for being Roman Dog Bird *ahem*. He also wanted to be UGotM last month.-Almost Sir Random Crap

• Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. --Docile hippopotamus 10:19, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Calm down there, Tex. -- Roman Dog Bird 23:35, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

• For Roman Bong Turd deserves this. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:23, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment: I've been using the word "fag" alot recently. I think that makes me rather worthy for this award. Granted, TKF definately deserves it this month, and Dr. Skullthumper most certainly deserves it every single month afterwards for the rest of this website's existence, but I'm just saying...... -- Roman Dog Bird 23:35, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
• For just for insinuating that this website has a finite existence! Pup t 23:12, 12/10/2009
• For. Stupid nigger listens to Nuclear Assault. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:44, 15 Oct

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1 badass mothafuckas

• Because I'm a fucking asshole. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:32, 4 October 2009

• Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. --Docile hippopotamus 10:19, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Take that! Hahaha! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:58, 14 October 2009

Comment struck because maniacal laughter is supposed to be spelled "Bwahaha." pillow talk 23:42, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

• Against. Because you nommed yourself again and your unregistered user will be pissed at you! Bad, bad sockpuppet! Oh, maybe that means I should be voting for. I am so confused. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:59, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -3 users who just won't fucking give up

• nom and for. --Docile hippopotamus 04:11, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. per ancient tradition. --Mn-z 04:47, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
•  Against.. Although, at this point, we could probably give the guy an award for having the most against votes on UGotM of any Uncyclopedian in Uncyclopedia history. pillow talk 05:40, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
•  No means no! At least, that's what they told me in school. I wish I'd listened, I'd have 6 less gunshot wounds. I'm making up for it now! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 10:17, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
•  Against.. Just because I hate when people have user names with more than two or three words. Why do I need to provide this? 20:50, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

• Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. --Docile hippopotamus 10:19, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Who died and made you Famine? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:56, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Also, if I remember right, there was an admin ruling a month or so ago that since this is a joke award, users can vote once per entry instead of once per award. pillow talk 18:07, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

It actually was more of a "I can't be bothered to fix double voting" ruling, but the principle is the same. --Mn-z 18:22, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

And that admin is now nominated for this award. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:23, 7 October 2009

No, it was Modus who made that call. --Mn-z 18:37, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Really? I remember TKF getting involved in the issue too. Be it as it may, UN:N. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:39, 7 October 2009

Y'all wrong. It was Flammable. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:23, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

• I'm still relatively new here, but I participated in last month's voting on this joke award. There were several people who voted more than once, and it was allowed. And the nomination of a user who voted for himself stood, even though that's a clear violation. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:56, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

I won last month but in August I had been blocked until Judgment Day. Then like 10 hours later it was changed to one day. And I won UGotM. So don't worry too much about rules for this award! (Of course my blocks were joke blocks but still). DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:29, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

•  Against. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:30, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Docile hippopotamus (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -(-for teh lulz)

• nom. For uselessly insisting on adhering to useless rules for a useless award. Eligibility: this user hasn't been blocked since 09:37, September 1, 2009 King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:11, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, just realized that's a disqualification. Please pretend I was never here. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:12, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

• New nomination and for. This guy is the worst at this award I've ever seen. He's a definite contender for Useless Gobshite of Useless Gobshite of the Month of the Month. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:31, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

  You already voted for yourself, which is a clear violation of the rules. According to Article 157 Section 69 Subsection 1423 B of the 42-volume Code of Uncyclopedia, "Any Administrator who votes for him- or herself as Useless Gobshite of the Month when this action occurs in any month in which the ratio of mercury found in shellfish or fish or other aquatic life used for human consumption is determined by the United States Food and Drug Administration to be at a level considered dangerous for human consumption whether by swallowing in whole or in part through mastication (see CoU Article 3487 Section 29) and thus should not be eaten and then who being said Administrator subsequently nominates and fors a user banned within the previous 30 to 31 days or during the previous month whichever is more inclusive for a period of more than one day with said nomination leading one or more non-Administrations to also vote for either the Administrator and/or the Administrator-nominated nominee shall receive the right to nominate a non-Administrative candidate who was previously nominated with the nomination removed because said nominee was unqualified for said reasons but only if said Administrator's nom de plume on Uncyclopedia does not contain a description of a fish-eating and thus lethal amphibian. Any Adminstrator the nom de plume of which shall contain such description shall be considered to be encouraging the consumption of mercury-laden aquatic life, and thus shall be ordered immediately to begin reverting for all perpetuity any and all edits made by any and all editors on Uncyclopedia whether under nom de plume or Internet Provider address that are produced by any means whatsoever when said edits are considered by said Administrator to be stupid." King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:42, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

  INVALIDER NOM it appears you nominated him 10 minutes after you banned him. Making your new nomination even invalider than the first. --Mn-z 16:45, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

  Even Invalider declaration of Invalid nom I seemed to have forgotten rules don't apply to this page anymore. --Mn-z 20:09, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

  Invalid. You cannot invalidate an invalidation. That would invalidate the rules. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:51, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

  Invalid. Because I have a big ego and I need to play with it occasionally. Pup t 22:52, 13/10/2009

  Russian Reversal Invalidity. Confucius say, "Your ego is your downfall."-Almost Sir Random Crap

  Invalid. For crappy coding. And because my ego swings forward.... and then back. Pup t 23:19, 13/10/2009

  Invalid Crap. Because you didn't fix the coding. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:57, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

  Devalued. Because it was more fun that way! Pup t 00:51, 14/10/2009

  Invalid per above. --Mn-z 14:52, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

  Your mom is invalid.-Almost Sir Random Crap

  Invalid. You didn't indent your comment enough. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:29, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

  Invalid invalidation of your mom's invalidness --Mn-z 04:46, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

  I think all this should be nommed for most pointless, time-wasting discussion about GotM by people who ought to know better. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:32, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

•  For Absolutely! Complete waste of time. Pup t 23:40, 15/10/2009

• Invalid For vote you can't have a separate vote in a UGotM vote. Well, actually can you, because there are no rules here, but that also means there is not rule against me declaring your actions invalid. --Mn-z 04:47, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Invalid Everything All of you are below me in social class, for I have a subtle British accent.-Almost Sir Random Crap

• For Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 08:18, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
• For wut r teh rulz? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 08:18, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
• For Amitdoinitrite? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 08:18, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
• What does supersede mean? --ChiefjusticeDS 16:48, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Its a seed that can fly, but is allergic to kryptonite. --Mn-z 16:58, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • A "supersede" is a higher-yield small embryonic plant enclosed in a covering called the seed coat, usually with some stored food. Typically, this will completely replace earlier versions of the seed. The most famous "supersede" is quadrotriticale, a four-lobed wheat-rye hybrid grain that, SPOILER ALERT: unfortunately, was discovered to be a favorite food of Tribbles and a hybrid easily poisoned by Klingons. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:58, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
• For and for The Linkifier!!!!!? 22:57, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Wikia (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• For obvious reasons. [definitely not you]??? 05:04 October 23

November

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 PRETENTIOUS ASS MUNCHERS

• Nom. Sucks shit. Where da nominations fo' dis award be at? -- Roman Dog Bird 20:58, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

Guildensternenstein (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: Five pretentious bearded faggots, inclusive.

• Nom and For.

-- Roman Dog Bird 20:58, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

• Somebody told me that you were pretentious... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 22:26, Nov 14 2009
• Oh fuck yes! Jenny? 02:12,15November,2009
• Fur. Because nobody nom'd me, so I can't vote self-for. • FreddThe Metalhedd • • • 03:59, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
• For. I fuckin' hate that guy. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:49, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
• For. Hahahaha what a douchebag lol. TFK
• I'm sorry but calling me out in a video for something I said on a website that currently takes up about an hour a week of my time just goes to show how obsessive and pathetic you actually are. I'd hate to play the "this just proves that I'm better than you card" but this just proves that I'm better than you. Guildensterneindinsinern is living, breathing, bearded proof that Uncyclopedia is failing. Also, for. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:01, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Yeah, you're right, you are better than me. The 55 minutes of the hour per week you're here you spend insulting me for no discernible reason proves it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:05, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
• Benson is better than both of you. Also, for. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:27, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
•  Strongest Against Ever Againsted. To negate Thekuntyfaggot's vote. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:27, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
• Stop right there, criminal scum! This is a joke award. Should joke awards veer into drama, they should be immediately invalidated and archived. I would do that myself, but I am not an admin. Instead, I am casting a vote of Either for or against, rendering the score difficult to interpret. Thank you. pillow talk 19:01, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • For the record, it's entirely Thekookyfistfuck's fault. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:12, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
• For Also, for being pretentious in our Fantasy Football League. Don't think that your 5 game lead over me makes you safe. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 00:40, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. Not useless enough. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:09, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. A beard suits you Guildy. Anymore broadcasts planned ?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:47, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Probably not, though a lot depends on just how big a dick Thekrazyfungus feels like being to me in the future and how much pretentious stuff I've got going on at any one time. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:04, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
• For. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:00, 28 Nov

Why do I need to provide this? (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 pretentious Uncyclopedia rectums

• Nom. I've already cast my vote, but the user who dug up the corpse of the Church of Uncyclopedia deserves at the very least a nomination. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 22:32, Nov 14 2009
• Comment. Gee, I'm nommed as UOTM and UGotM in the same month. Now that says something! I have no idea what, but it says something. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:54, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

  It says "something." • FreddThe Metalhedd • • • 06:13, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 pretentious bastards

• Nom and For. Because the template was still on my userpage. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:58, 15 November 2009
• For /me looks up at other votes Lol. MrN 19:07, Nov 16
• AGAINST THE RULES: "Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself." (Yes, I know the rules on this award are useless). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:47, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 pretentious blatherers

• Nom and For. Frequently diffuses drama and tensions on the wiki; however, when he does so, he's all like "Blah blah blah, non sequitur non sequitur, my penis." I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOUR GOOD-NATURED BLATHERING. pillow talk 20:36, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
• For. I second the above notion, it is enough to make me want to beat myself to death with pots and pans. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:27, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. I don't mention my penis. I don't have to. It stands on its own. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:13, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Hey people! (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7 + i pretentious but otherwise nonexistent people

• Nom and Yes, there is no such user... or maybe there is. I would simply like to draw attention to the fact that there is still something known as Uncyclopedia:FFS. You know, that place where we used to goof off and vote to ban some other users, or ourselves. Well, you've been informed now. Vote whatever way you please. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:26, 18 November 2009

• ...Which hasn't been closed since May. Also, Against. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:00, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

• Lies! MrN 22:20, Nov 18

• You're right. For. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:28, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

• For. Because I believe nobody is useless, and this is nobody. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:07, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
• For. Gay. pillow talk 00:56, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
• For. Nothing is gay enough!  Sister Little Mermaid (talk)  03:03, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
• For. Hey People you're completely useless! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:41, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
• For. I'm nobody and nobody's perfect! Hey people! 21:07, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

December

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 Fuck faces

• Nom and For. Sucks shit. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:22, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
• What a faggot. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! 18:36, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
• For. As a previous UGotM winner, I think this useless gobshite deserves it more than I do (or at least as much as I do). --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 23:43, Dec. 25, 2009

Guildensternenstein (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: roughly 2 pretentious bearded etc. etc.

• Nom and now For. Now it's official. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:25, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
• Self-Nom & For/Against. Seriously now, if there's anyone who deserves this, it's me. Unless Thekonchordfanboy thinks that I do, in which case I vehemently disagree. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:40, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

May I point out Eligibility Requirements which state that one cannot nominate oneself? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:18, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Only if I may point out that this is a joke award, and therefore said Eligibility Requirements don't actually matter much. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:34, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

You can do that only if I may point out that this is a joke site, and therefore anything we do doesn't matter much. -- Style  Guide 08:44, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

• For Kind of cheated out of it last month. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 14:43, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
• Possibly for and possibly against. I have very strong, but top-secret, opinions on this subject. pillow talk 19:36, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Why do I need to provide this? (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6 great-uncle-cousins thrice removed

• Nom&For. On the flipside of my UotM nom for him, he can also be annoying as heck with his "family" gimmick. :P • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 14:59, Dec 1 2009
• For - Feels Gobshittey to me. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 08:51, Dec. 8, 2009
• For. I won it so my son should win it too. And I started the family thing, Necro. :P DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:56, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. While I certainly appreciate the votes (or should I appreciate people saying I'm useless?), I honestly don't care about winning this award. Feel free to vote for somebody else who wants it. Happy editing! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:09, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

All the more reason to vote for you, silly! lol DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:30, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

• Fourth This guy is a pain in the backside, but he foolishly tries to keep me in line, damn him (and/or praise him). Maybe this shiny award with angel sprinkles on top will occupy his attention for a few golden hours. Aleister in Chains 15:04, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
•  For. <3 —talk 16:33, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
•  For. </3 —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 07:02, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

* Against. Too opinionated. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:24, 19 December 2009

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 obvious votes

• Nom+For. Because, seriously, how has this guy not won this award yet? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:36, 9 December 2009

Maybe because of self-nomming on a vote you can't self-nom on? Where is your unregistered user, anyway? Needs to keep you socks in line. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:12, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

•  Valid for. Because I don't believe in voting against, and if the self-nom is invalid, then consider this the nom as well. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:38, 19 December 2009

Optimuschris (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 Prime Gobshites

• Nom&For A late entry, but a sure thing. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:34, 19 Dec
• For. I love this guy. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 17:42 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

  Ta. I should mention that everybody who votes for me gets free anal. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:44, 19 Dec

  Can I get an extra facial? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 17:53 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

  For you my friend, anything. For $20. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:55, 19 Dec

  So, I get an interracial double peneteration, an analingus, a facial, a blowjob, a handjob, a footjob and half an hour of french kissing for just $20? I'm in. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 18:00 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

2010

January

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 shit suckers

• Nom and For. poop poop poop pooop. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:22, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Jupiterfox (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +0 bad votes

• Nom and For Sporadic user of just over a year has become a faithful vote on VFD to complicate things every time a vote to delete a crufty article reaches critical mass. He explains the article's two "jokes," also its huge potential. Prize should include a copy of Strunk & White. Spıke ¬  00:04 2-Jan-10
•  Strong for. Sucks at voting VFD. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 00:12, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. this award is for people who should know better. --Mn-z 19:12, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against.. Per Mnbvcxz. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:15, 2 Jan

Mnbvcxz (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 Line of letters

• N&F. He ought to know better. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:15, 2 Jan
• For. what he said. ^ • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 00:37, Jan 5 2010
• Bandwagon Abstain mAttlobster. (hello) 00:39, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
• Comment. Surely an example that no good deed (above) goes unpunished. Spıke ¬  12:33 6-Jan-10
• For. Wrote all those fucking BUTT POOP articles that started all that drama. Ought to have known better. pillow talk 23:21, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -3 People who will never ever win this award.

• nom and for. Per tradition. --Docile hippopotamus 09:55, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. Per much more important tradition. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:06, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment. This is getting ridickerous now. It's too much like Millhouse is not a meme being a meme. sausage lol 16:46, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. Milhouse 17:29, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. per the last dozen times. --Mn-z 19:49, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

  Milhouse is not a meme. • FreddThe Metalhedd • • • 17:35 • Wednesday, 13-01-2010

  Millhouse is not a meme is not a meme. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:13, 13 Jan

  Milhouse is not a meme is not a meme also is meme is not a meme. Beat that! • FreddThe Metalhedd • • • 07:51 • Thursday, 14-01-2010

•  Against. No, just no. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 23:09, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

  I'd just like to mention, for the record, that Milhouse is not a meme. pillow talk 23:16, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

• who --Roman Dog Bird 07:27, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

Hyperbole (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 authors of BUTT POOP!!!!

• For. Wrote all those fucking BUTT POOP!!!! articles that started all that drama. Ought to have known better. --Mn-z 05:42, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
• For. Millhouse is not a meme is not a meme. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:01, 20 Jan

Mordillo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 Curses, foiled again!

• Nom and For. Always stopping my lighthearted improvements of others' user and talk pages. :< sausage lol 23:04, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Ya nom but ya don't vote? CHICKEN! ~ 23:26, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

I thought I had voted against Great Lung Annoyance of the Gaping Anus, or whatever his name is. sausage lol 23:37, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

• Against. He's awesome. Not awesome like that thing I wrote that one time, but some other kind of awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:51, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
• Abstain. Because I think Mordillo secretly likes it when I do that. pillow talk 00:12, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
• Abstain as well. It's hard to resist voting yes because he's never won. :o HELPME 00:18, January 21, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

February

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +he's gonna win with 6 votes and TFK is a rotten jew

• Nom and For. poop poop poop pooop. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 00:14, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
• For He's on form this month... MrN 01:21, Feb 1
• For Because. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:42, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
• Because because because because because because of the wonderful things he does! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:51, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
• Poop per above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:43, 8 February 2010

• Against. Because where else can I have power over what happens to an admin? Besides that, Dr. S has won it three times and also for the entire year of 2009. Nobody can be that useless. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:05, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
• Duh. sausage lol 20:28, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
• Skullthumper? More like...um... Meh, I got nothin'. He's still a gobshite though. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:55, 10 Feb

PuppyOnTheRadio (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 people who swat puppies

• Nom and For. He's won too many awards. Also his name sounds like poopy. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:59, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
• Completely for! In addition, he has many helpful contributions and funny articles! He must be a gobshite. —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 22:15, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
• Jesus, yes A long-time vandal, Puppy has gotten by on his good looks and double-down gambling instinct for two decades on Uncy. I've begged him to leave my articles alone, just to leave them alone. Now, after the begging and crying has stopped, it has finally come down to this. Aleister in Chains 00:08 7 Feb. MMX
• Against. I nominated him for Uncyclopedian of the Month, and he went on this massive monologue about how he's not worthy. The dude makes Hamlet look like an extrovert. He doesn't deserve any awards. --Matfen 00:03, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
• But of course I cannot think of a user more deserving! :D • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 16:41, Feb 8 2010
• For. His sig makes me homicidally angry. pillow talk 19:40, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
• Abstain. I can vote once and nobody said there are any limits in kinds of votes. I may abstain in that situation. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 23:34, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

I counter abstain, and raise you a PRESENT! Aleister in Chains 1:04 10 Feb. MMX

I'm affraid I don't understand you ;p. Well... I know what the words mean etc. but it doesn't make any sense for me :P Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 14:58, February 17, 2010 (UTC)

• For. Radio is a dieing media. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:54, 10 Feb
• For Because he never gets his votes in before before midnight Zulu time! Nominally Humane! some time 00:14, 27/02/2010

The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 Lung

• nom and for. Again. --Docile hippopotamus 10:25, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
• For no other reason than the fact that I've never laughed so hard at someone's username. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 04:29, Feb. 12, 2010
• Delete No per against. sausage lol 04:38, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

March

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5

• Nom and For. poop poop poop pooop. -- Roman Dog Bird 06:08, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:13, 5 March 2010
• eh smells like doodoo The Man In Black. 23:04, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
• For. Useless enough. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:15, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. stopping Ptok-Bentoniczny from winning this award. --Mn-z 19:20, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Ptok-Bentoniczny (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7 "Cheating" Poles :p

• Nom + For. It was hilarious last month when Ptok got a week long ban for recruiting people for his ROTM nomination on other wikis. (look at the archived page under his nomination)

--Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 15:54 EST 4 Mar, 2010

That was pretty funny, but I don't know if that's a legitimate reason to nom someone for Gobshite of the Month. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 00:51, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

I was nominated for skiving, so I don't see what's wrong with this nomination (however futile it may be considering the opposition). MrN 01:07, Mar 5

• Well in that case, For. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:09, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
• For. It's obvious Ptok really wants an award, and his attempts at cheating always make me lol, while possibly infuriating others. It's a shame they'll probably get him perma-banned if he keeps it up. Then I'll have to get my mum to nom me for WotM, just to pass the time. --Matfen 11:40, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
• For Yay! Gobshite :P Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 12:49, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. per above. --Mn-z 18:43, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. 192.168.1.2 invalid vote
•  For. 10.0.0.2 invalid vote
•  For. 172.16.0.1 invalid vote
•  For. I voted for him because his sig told me to. Nominally Humane! some time 11:16, 6/03/2010
•  For. Cheater cheater pumpkin eater. 3-4 tildes 14:31 6.3. MMX (UTC)
• Oczywiście! User:Pippo

Damn you Pippo :P Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 23:37, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

•  Against. I'm getting the feeling he wants it too much. --Mn-z 00:57, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

Also, INVALID NOM since he has banned for a week last month. --Mn-z 23:56, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Damn, you're right. Scratch me, admin. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 19:31, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Booo. he deserves the award, stupid rule imo --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 15:54 EST 18 Mar, 2010

Uh, SU182 was permabanned but he still got this award because he was a super gobshite.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 21:42, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Although the nomination is invalid, no admin is going to actually invalidate it, due to rule administrative convention that invalid nominations or votes for multiple persons do not get corrected. It is merely a reason why he shouldn't be given this award. This award is for people who are Dr. Skullthumper-type useless, not for people who get week long bans. --Mn-z 02:40, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

I feel that Skullthumper's won this too many times. He also won it just last month...—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 21:13, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

• As resident Gobshite in Skullthumper's absence, I hereby declare that rules are bollocks, citing the 200 Flammable Votes Clause and also for. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:04, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Btw, what does exactly gobshite means? :P I suppose it's connected in any way to poo (shit) but I couldn't have actually found this word in any dictionary :P. (I suppose this question is going to award me similar additional votes :P). Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 13:01, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
    • It's just a made-up word, I think. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 18:17, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
      • "(British, slang, offensive) One who engages in nonsensical chatter or unwanted conversation. "What's that gobshite talking about now?" Also (British, slang, offensive) A person of very poor judgment and unpleasant character. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gobshite Also it's expectorated tobacco. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:59, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. people getting an award they really deserve. Also I just got an edit conflict so I'm in a bad mood. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:20, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
• I'm the one who started all of it last month! Behold the master of your destruction. fro. Jenny? 20:27,27March,2010

• Is this a comment or a vote? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:55, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

• Comment I know I'll be accused of making a big deal of nothing, but we've had half a dozen or so edits by a few people here just trying to figure out how many people voted for and how many voted against. I still don't know what the vote count is. Is there a reason we can't just vote "for" or "against," or mabe even "strong for" or "mild against," something so we don't have to read multiple languages or look for votes buried deep in comments or interpret symbols? Fuddy Duddy Disgruntled Old Fart Uncyclopedian 04:27, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
• ☃ Snowman..—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 05:19, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
• I'm confused by Why?'s many votes (?) and comments. Is why? really against people getting an award they really deserve? And Why? would Why? ask Why? Why? is saying  For. such a thing. Did he really vote here, or just make two or three comments. Why? Why? Al in chainy 1:39 30 3 mmx

Aleister in Chains (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• NF Doesn't want it enough. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:17, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

CheddarBBQ (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom We want Cheddar to break a specific record: to lose all possible votings for awards in one month. If he can't win any, let him be the first to lose all in one month! (btw, Cheers for you CheddarBBQ ;)) Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 13:29, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
• Love You! Jenny? 23:18,23March,2010

Say, good luck with that! Or should I say bad luck? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:14, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

April

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nom and For. poop poop poop pooop. --Roman Dog Bird 16:05, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Fnoodle (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 Teh's

•  nom + 4 per above. --Mn-z 17:49, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Probably the only user worse than Dr. Skullthumper except for Dr. Skullthiumper -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:34, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Colin "All your base" Heaney (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 people DOIN' IT LIVE

• Nom&For. Trolling for votes on IRC. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 02:04, Apr 5 2010
• Comment. I trolled for no votes! - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at {{{1}}} - 02:180452010

  The heck you didn't. You were all: "Hey guys, you should all vote for me on UotM, and also I'm gay!" • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 02:43, Apr 5 2010

  I did no such thing. I was all "olol luk i wuz nommed howd dat hapen" and you were all "nugga u omnomnommed" - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at {{{1}}} - 03:450452010 03:45, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

•  For. Not based on any IRC, this just seems like his dream award.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 02:22, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
•  BOOM SHAKALAKA. --EMC ^[TALK] 05:55 Apr 7 2010

HELPME (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6 gay people who don't want help

• Nom&For. Because four members of my family have already been named UGotM, and none of us are more useless than HELPME (also because the misplaced apostrophe in my nom will drive him crazy). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:25, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
• What misplaced apostrophe?—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 02:36, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

  I know you stole it. I don't care if you are grown up now; if you don't put it back you're getting a good spanking. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:38, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

  I'm not afraid of you or your terrible grammar.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 02:42, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

  You may not be afraid of my swats, but you don't want the ones your grammar will give you. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:50, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

  No, hers don't give me that same feeling. Possibly because she's a woman.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 02:55, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

•  <3 —Pelozurian (talk) 03:37, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
•  For. what a useless gobshite. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 23:45 EST 4 April, 2010
•  For. Does nothing but "entertain" other users with his gay talk page messages. ~ 08:40, Apr 7, 2010
•  For. I consider it a sign of weakness to ask for help. --Matfen 12:56, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
•  Help Him Already! When he was assigned to heaven, HelpMe was first in line. Goddess looked at him and asked "Who's Your Daddy?" "Why?" he answered. "Don't question me. I asked "Who's Your Daddy???" "Why?" "That's it! Go back to Earth, and seek help furthermore without finding it" All HelpMe could say was, "Why?" A sad sad tale of gay woe. Aleister sans chains 2:00 10 4 mmx

Necropaxx (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 useless guy

• And I quote, Necropaxx: "...I (am) profoundly useless." Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 05:53, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

Ajraddatz (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 dooublle speeling misstkae

• Ay Agere Well. He is not eligible for Noob of the Month award and this award seems to have another purpose than its Polish counterpart Therefore I decided to nom him for this award for this reverting fail. Yes, I agree, I'd misspelled Obama's name because I've been suggested of "barrack" word ;p But then I reverted all mistakes and, (unlogged) the mistake in the category. Then Ajraddatz came and reverted my revert with a comment "spelling fail". Well, then Chiefjustice came and reverted his revert of my revert with a comment "double spelling fail". I think it's enough to be mentioned. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 13:13, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

Ptok, why are you wasting time doing this when you can be out planting some trees around your runways and then invite the Russian government to fly in. Al sans chains 13:26 17 4 mmx

Well, that'd be too simple. And the tree, which caused the crash, has been planted by Stalin and Beria on 10th April 1940 ;P as provedhere. Butterfly's effect ;p. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 13:51, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

Seriously, Stalin and Beria killed your govenment. Uncle Joe's got a long reach. Al 14:05 17 4 mmx

May

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• Nom and For. poop poop poop pooop. --Roman Dog Bird 03:14, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
• This guy is okay but I'm voting for the competition -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:12, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
•  Fuck yeah! Love,  
• For He cries like a bitch. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:37, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

Filial Piety (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +1

• Nom + Feature What how did that happen I don't even -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:17, May 17, 2010 (UTC)
• Comment. In a month where Lobster and A Wizard Did It got featured, and A Wizard got named one of the best articles of the month, you're asking about Filial Piety? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:50, May 24, 2010 (UTC)
• Comment. A wizard did it, obviously. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:12, 26 May 2010

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5

• Nom and for. Because I really want to see someone win UotM and UGOTM in the same month, and he hasn't won either but deserves both. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:31, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
• For per Why. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:59, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
• For. Per Ramirez. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 08:54, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. I can vote for myself, right? I fear that I deserve this for creating the new Uncyc FB, which has brought Uncyclopedians together in an unhealthy way. I now know most of your names. --EMC ^[TALK] 09:40 May 18 2010
•  For. Because he is a nigger --++ 02:02, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. random facebook posts -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:10, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. - Chinchillas can't type, so they aren't internet gobshites.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 01:55, May 27 2010 UTC

It's the electricity. --EMC ^[TALK] 01:57 May 27 2010

June

The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 Great Lung

• nom and for. Again. --Docile hippopotamus 04:47, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Colin "All your base" Heaney (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom and for This guy is gay gay gay gay. What has he done recently? Not much. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:32, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Necropaxx (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

•  Nom and  For. Practically ditched us. Also, he hates porn.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 08:58, June 04 2010 UTC
•  For. He has dial-up. Who still has dial-up? —Pelozurian (talk) 18:51, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

  Kip the Dip. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:04, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

  Your face. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:36, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

•  For. Dial-up? Mormon? Oh-ho, he is a prime candidate for UGotM. --Matfen 11:07, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
• Vultures, the lot of you. I go slightly less active for a bit and wham! UGotM nom. Anywho - for. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 23:04, Jun 21 2010
• For Mormon, just like Mitt Romney. Uselss, the lot of 'em. Aleister 13:03 30 6 MMX

Buccaneer Batman (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom and For. IC would not have been revived and would not have gotten its first two revival articles featured without B. B. as our wondrous bad example. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:56, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

Fredd The Mahmauscher (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

• Nom. I voted already, but this guy is an Egyptian loser with a difficult to spell username. OK, I actually love him. <3 He also left us for school, which is my thing. --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 01:37, June 09 2010 UTC

• Self for. I love you, Hep. In a completely homosexual way. <3 <3 <3 8=====D ~ ~ ~ ~ @: SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 11:19, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
•  Very for. Um, does no one remember the Faceboook IMs? NO ONE? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:13 Jun 30, 2010

  Go away. Please. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 08:17, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

TOAST (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Nom & For Because he wrote a bunch of featured articles but never gets involved in the community, never votes on VFH , even for his own articles, because he's really rude to everyone who tries to talk to him, because his voice sounds like a thousand shrieking swans in a bathtub shouting "VENGENCE" and because he's secretly Hyperbole. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 18:43, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
• For I heard he is a brain-damaged, bisexual commie Irish alcoholic who lives in California. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:45, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
• For. I heard he and his band sold his guitars and bought turntables. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 12:57, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

July

TOAST (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

1. Nom & For - because he wasn't even cool enough to win last month. -- massive Ape (envision) (Riot Porn) 18:02, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
2. For Fucking douchey bitchy idiot. /me thinks of Anderson Cooper. God he's so hot. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:42, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
3. More like Uncyclopedian of the Month. He was a sock puppet apparently? Who was it? --Roman Dog Bird 06:36, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
4. Foar Duh. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:48, Saturday 03 July 2010 -
5. TOAST —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:50, 3 July 2010
6.  For. They're all such useless gobsites. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:02, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
7.  I will have my vengeance on you all! How dare you disgrace my brother's good name? TOAST BAGEL 06:44, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
8.  For. Because he's TOAST. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:01, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Skinfan13 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Paradox Nom. I have illegally nominated myself for Gobshite, thus I am a Gobshite. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 03:27 EST 4 July, 2010

August

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

1. Because. --Roman Dog Bird 21:05, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
2. Blah blah blah -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:10, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
3. Duh - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:10, Saturday 21 August 2010 -
4. Because I need someone to share the victory with ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 12:11, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

   One vote per person, please.--HM (T) 21:47, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

   ^rules -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:16, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Maniac1075 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

1. Nom and for, for all the crappy articles that I had to Proofread. Fudgemobile 00:10, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
2. Nom for and against, but mostly for I'd like to see this idiot do an article one day that doesn't need the proofreading service. ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 03:58, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
3.  Useless Have proofread many of his pages, and have thus been traumatized for life or longer. Aleister 14:35 22 8
4. For "Oh look at me! I'm Maniac1075 and I go through UN:REQ writing pretty damn good pages!" Such an asshole. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:29, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

September

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 big butts

1. again again --Roman Dog Bird 19:13, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

rcmurphy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 useless noobs

• Nom'n'For. If I had a nickel for every time I've seen rcmurphy be a Useless Gobshite I would have more nickels then I have currently. And that's a lot of nickels. I know he's still a noob but we need to congratulate him on his gobshitery now so that he can become a better user in the future. -- The Zombiebaron 22:54, September 19, 2010 (UTC)

Mr. Lynch (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 for MR. TURDLE

• Nom'n'For.WE GOT TEH FUN DUN-DUD-EL-LUH, GOTTA HAVE TAT FUN Mr. Lynch 09:22, September 25, 2010(UTC)
• Invalid! Sorry, but you cant nominate yourself Gen. Fudgem0bile See black man in porn video. Close tab. 08:35, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

On the other hand, bothering to nominate one's self does emphasize one's uselessness... oh well. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 15:04 (UTC)

October

OK, we have three winners. I use the power invested in me as a UotM winner to close this nomination. --Aleister

Okay. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 00:06 (UTC)

Mrowa (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 polished shoes

• Nom and for I'm pretty sure that Mrowa'd love to win any prize. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 23:03, October 17, 2010 (UTC)
• I'll go with. He's not bad, but he could work a little better in the spelling department. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 01:28, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
• For. I have this urge to try to tie this. *whistles innocently* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 21:49 (UTC)

Thatdamnedfollowspot (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 people stalking a strangely pleasant bloke

• Nom. This guy is pretty useless. Sure, he judged a contest. Sure, he wrote a featured article. Sure, he welcomes new users. Sure, he votes on things. But mostly he just hangs around chatting and being pleasant and sociable and supportive. Useless. 128.138.64.115 21:21, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. All I do is waste site bandwidth. Thatdamnedfollowspot 21:26 Monday, October 18, 2010
•  For. He's even out-doing me in site bandwidth wasting. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 23:35 (UTC)

  Spiritual for, actually. I wanna tie this. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 21:49 (UTC)

•  For. -----Mimo 11:09, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. Ok, after careful study and careless meditation on the subject I've come off the fence. What a gobshite! Aleister 12:57 25 10

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 socks

• Nom+For. Because I don't care about the rules. I'm that much of a gobshite. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:15, 25 October 2010

  Hey, I didn't know that you can also vote for your self.(Or vote for your self either)Mimo 11:37, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

  You also stole PotR's signature. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 12:31 (UTC)

  I totally did! Complete with the green text and all! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:32, 25 October 2010

  Damn, now I can't decide who to vote for. The lot of you are useless gobshites. Aleister 12:34 25 10

  Conspiracy time! But seriously, conspiracies are boring. Why not nominate someone else entirely; add to the confusion? I would, but I honestly can't think of anyone... well, who wouldn't flip out and stuff. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 12:40 (UTC)

Ugh. This looks more like a talk page. --Mimo 12:44, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Mimo&maxus (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 grues

• Nom. For adding to the inane chatter on this page with a comment about the inane chatter. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 12:49 (UTC)

Happytimes (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 dancing bananas

• Nom. He put a dancing banana on the pee review maintenance table... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 12:49 (UTC)

Chronarion (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 absentee deities

• So totally useless of a gobshite lately that he's not even worth a yes vote. He's never won this, but would probably sell it if he wins it. Or send it to Wales C.O.D. Aleister 12:50 25 10
• Heh, no kidding. I'll put my not even a yes vote to this guy, too. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 13:06 (UTC)
• Yes. chron is a huge gobshite. -- The Zombiebaron 16:02, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
• The Rent Is 2 Damn High - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 23:15, Monday 01 November 2010 -
• I am not entirely sure that this is a real user and not just a semi-mythical founder. pillow talk 23:27, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

November

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6 hard names to spell

• Nom and For. She gave this award to three people last month. Also, she's an elf with ugly pointy ears. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:14, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. I'd much rather get this 'award' than UotM. It... it's my right as an Illogicopedian. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 21:22 (UTC)

  I have this urge to do something surprising. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101129 - 09:37 (UTC)

•  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:46, 2 November 2010
•  For. Completely useless. Ajraddatz _Talk 01:55, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. Hasn't done anything noteworthy in the last 20 minutes or so. Useless. Aleister 12:07 17 11
•  For. Didn't want to join the most prestigious of all usergroups. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 21:38, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. Takes forever to type -- Smuff ^{[The cake is a lie.]} 20:08, November 23, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Magic man (talk • contribs)
•  Fur For Fuck ChiefjusticeDS Gen. Fudgem0bile See black man in porn video. Close tab. 01:04, November 30, 2010 (UTC)
•  Against. You silly faggots. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:29, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

You're a bundle of sticks! Gen. Fudgem0bile See black man in porn video. Close tab. 01:04, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

•  Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 04:03, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Leoispotter (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 forgotten passwords

• Nom - had nothing better to do than nom me for GotM. I love him for that, of course, but... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 21:22 (UTC)
• May the best (worst?) (wo)man win.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:42, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6 horrible undead abominations

• Nom his rotting flesh is stinking up the wiki. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:18, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
• The Zombiebaron Is 2 Damn High - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 21:01, Thursday 04 November 2010 -
• For for obvious reasons. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 07:37, Nov. 29, 2010
•  For. Gong me up baby -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:32, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
• For. Admin, undead and Jewish. Honestly - is there anything to like about this guy? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:02, November 29, 2010 (UTC)
•  No. There isn't. Seriously, I think he may have just gotten me killed. Merp. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101130 - 01:35 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 ashamed of Chief's geography knowledge (and Ptok's language abilities)

• Nom and for Chief made something unforgivable for most of the Poles - he mistook Indonesian flag for Polish flag (here be link). And I assume it wasn't a joke because Chief wrote in his edit summary that "this one will suit better" :P. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 09:46, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
• omg worst admin ever --Roman Dog Bird 21:35, November 22, 2010 (UTC)

December

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 jagoffs

• poop poop poop pooop --Roman Dog Bird 04:59, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Leoispotter (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom. He wandered off again. I also cannot believe I spelled his name right... or did I? 1234 ~ 05:01, 7 December, 2010

I reckon your name is harder Gen. Fudgem0bile See black man in porn video. Close tab. 03:51, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

LIES! 1234 ~ 04:00, 8 December, 2010

rcmurphy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 rcmurphy

• Nomination and For. Seriously. Look at this guy's contributions page. He has made seven edits since August 19th, 2010. Four of those edits were him voting for himself on NotM. The other three are all edits to the Village Dump. Wow. -- The Zombiebaron 07:41, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

Dancing dude (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 Dances

•  Dance like you've never danced before! I mean what does this guy even do now that he can't dance any more? More importantly, what did he do before that? --Magic Snow man ☃ 14:49, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
•  Woohoo dances I want another dance. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:07, December 10, 2010

(UTC)

•  Whichever admin that banned him and threatened him to not give people dances anymore should be stripped of his powers and shot. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 15:15, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
•  Really? We can vote for our selfs? That's just sad... --Dancing dude 04:01, December 15, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. He deserves this. 1234 ~ 04:17, 15 December 2010
•  For. Dancing! Dancing dude dances backward and in high heels, as was famously said about Rodgers Clemons. Aleister 14:09 27 12

Mrowa (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 people that SEE the difference between cricket and baseball batting averages

•  For. I know Mrowa wanted good for the article... but Jesus Christ... - link here - check out what he did.... Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 18:12, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Snow Black (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 for nothing

• This dude have done nothing on here. He has 4 contributions, and all of them is on his userpage! And he cannot write even good english, so he is worser than a n00b. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone...

  We have so many like that, though, really... folks show up, do basically nothing... 1234 ~ -- 14:24, 30 December, 2010 (UTC)

• Yea youre right. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone...

2011

January

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 jagoffs

• poop poop poop pooop --Roman Dog Bird 01:20, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
• For He's a faggot bitch whore cunt slut fuck. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:31, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4? highly ambiguous quasi-votes. There will never be a way to know the true number.

• I have this urge to illegally nominate myself for another award. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 01:10, 7 January, 2011 (UTC)

•  For. I hope you get the prize. It would be a honour for you. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... I really, really do... 08:27, January 7, 2011
• I'd nominate you anyway Lyrithya! --Will k WTF? Of course I'm a guy! 15:49, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
• I can't get any yearly awards, but maybe I can get this... I mean, it's something, right? ...right? ...damn, I fail. 1234 ~ 04:30, 9 January 2011
• ←Blanked the page --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:34, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
• ☃ Snowman.. He/She/Whatever already won this award. That's not fair, I wanted to win this award last month, and I did not. Plus, I was not even nominated last month, so how useless is this vote I am casting right now?? Wayyyy more useless than that Lyrithya gobshite. Wait, where am I? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:22, 9 January 2011

  By the buffet table, I believe. Strawberry? 1234 ~ 06:12, 10 January 2011

• I'm typing words right now. pillow talk 07:57, January 10, 2011 (UTC)
• OMG she is such a gobshite! GEORGIEGIBBONS ^talk _{contributions} 21:02, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
• Delete. Too many red links, not funny and a very short page that has been edited by anons. Delete this crap. Wait a minute, this is votes for deletion right? --~  13:11, January 30, 2011 (UTC)

Why do I need to provide this? (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 know nothings

• Nom I haven't been here for months after I broke my hand so I wasn't banned last month and thus meet at least one requirement. Plus not being here makes me totally useless. Plus I'm trying to write things for money instead of being loyal to Uncyclopedia which means I'm whoring myself. And I'm nominating myself but not voting for myself which breaks the rules. So sue me. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:27, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
• Another nom. I nominated myself, too. 1234 ~ 04:35, 19 January 2011

  What I mean is I like your style, mon. 1234 ~ 04:20, 20 January 2011

•  For. due to the "How the hell has he not won this yet" basis. Complete Steve Jobshite! Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 03:28, Jan 28 2011 UTC

PuppyOnTheRadio (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 ignoranuses

• For not reading any of the above. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 03:42, Jan 28 2011 UTC

February

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 smokers of cock

• poop poop poop pooop --Roman Dog Bird 02:31, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
• I heard he eats poop -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:19, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
• He specializes in scatology. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:56, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5 Steely Dan T-shirts

• Invalid self nom. Again. As usual, I don't care. Good day. 1234 ~ 04:18, 1 February 2011
• Valid nom and for. Glad to help you. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 15:58, February 8, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. War and rumours of war. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:53, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Biggest gobshite I have ever seen... -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:06, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
• FOR. LYRITHYA, SHORTLY AFTER
•  For. Even more useless than me! (talk) 06:52, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

• Comment. When I enter a polling place to vote, I like making completely useless comments immediately before the polls close. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:59, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

March

Mrthejazz (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 people who actually deserve it

• Illegal nom and for. I'm such a useless gobshite that I illegally nominate myself for things! Did I mention I deserve this? User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:32, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Multiliteralist (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 shitty shitty asshole user cunts

• He's gotta be at least three times as shitty as Dr. Skullthumper and Roman Dog Bird combined. Also, for having the best Office entry of all time and not even using it. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:13, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
• For. where is this faggot --Roman Dog Bird 05:39, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 smokers of cock

• WHAT ARE YOU, A HOMO?!?!?!?!? (nom) --Roman Dog Bird 00:24, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
• Seriously, this guy sucks so many balls. His bot is cool, though. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:42, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Buccaneer Batman (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 non-registered sockpuppets

• Nom+For: During the Silver Age of Imperial Colonization (Creationism, Bruce Wayne, Discordianism, Science fiction), Buccaneer Batman was our most cherished bad example. Now that Science fiction has grown from a moldy fungus to the equisitely tasty mushroom of literary excellence that it has become, it is time to finally and at last recognize the utter and completely uselessness of Buccaneer Batman--except as a bad example. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 01:00, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. -- 02:03, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
• Comment. Ah, check the edit count. This "user" is made up by someone, was not cherished as far as I've ever heard, and will suck your precious vote from you like a New Zeland fireant. Beware the socks of March. Aleister 4:55 1-3-'11

  Eh, that's not even a sock; the account isn't registered. Which is why you should all vote for me, instead. I register my socks. All of them. Then I list them on ban patrol, because I'm a complete and utter failure like that. 1234 ~ 05:21, 1 March 2011

•  For.Check the log. The user page was created at exactly 00:00, April 1, 2010. I'd call that pretty damn impressive, and worthy of my vote. Someone who is definitely not Why do I need to provide this? so don't go checking. 06:26, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Per why's justification. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 13:04, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. If you can't vote for your sockpuppety non-existant self, who can you vote for? Why??? Buccaneer Batman 05:16, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Per why's justification. I have no idea who Why? is and don't need to know. Don't go checking any links. I'm not Why? Why? I don't know, he's on third, and I don't give a darn. 86.854.32.179 20:06, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
•  Against. Suckpuppeteering self-nom of an unregistered account?! How can you people abide this transgression? I, for once, cannot. Definitely not Lyrithya annoyed at the affront of Why? daring to challenge her, but, in fact, someone else 05:24, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
• Comment. I, Why???, despite nominating and voting for Buccaneer Batman above, am now imploring you, dear reader, to instead vote for me directly, below, as it is high time I, Why??? won this award. I really am Why???, of course. Because who else could I possibly be? 06:41, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

File:Out-of-articles-to-delete-delete-VFD.jpg

Score: 9

• Illegal nom. I'm so much more useless than that Skully bloke. And really, would a useful person really keep nominating itself for this? 1234 ~ 01:03, 1 March 2011
• legalization of Lyrihya's nom; but no vote - because it looks like she really really wants this to be legalized. I can be in error though. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 13:03, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

• Chicken-livered Comment I break out in hives if I even think about calling an admin useless. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:08, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

  What about an admin who deleted VFD? Without a vote, even. 1234 ~ 22:13, 22 March 2011

•  For. Every month, she has to do something that only a complete gobshite would do... -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 22:18, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

*For. Seriously, anyone who thinks I don't deserve this clearly hasn't been paying attention. 1234 ~ 22:23, 22 March 2011

•  Obvious for and if she doesn't get permaopped I'm going to be super disappointed. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:20 Mar 24, 2011
•  For. My favorite little bitch. And I mean that nicely. ---I have a talking zombie 21:27, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
•  Yes. If deleting VFD doesn't get you this I don't know what will. (talk) 05:21, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

  Dammit, you ruined my moment. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 05:26, 31 March 2011

•  Fuck Yes. for those 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back, Also, Skully, that image is WIN -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 06:53, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

• Voting against a party of the second part invalidates a positive vote for the party of the first part so I, Lyrithya have invalidated my vote. I am Lyrithya really honestly who else could I be? Certainly not User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig1 06:66, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. This month it was earned. Thousands of pics and VFD gone. Useless. Aleister 21:46 31-3-'11
• Per Aleister. Destroyer of the wiki, indeed. pillow talk 21:53, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Most noteworthy deletion record in history I am sure. --^Dame 22:02, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. lyrithya is gay i hope she gets some sick i fukin hate her lolololol...But seriously, she is pretty useless. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:05, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

Why do I need to provide this? (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Legal nom. He's been pretty useless lately. Shame, really. 1234 ~ 01:03, 1 March 2011

Not Fair! You're only saying that because it's true. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:27, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

* For. (talk) 00:56, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 stupid banners

• Nom for He banned me, he must be pretty useless useful... Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 06:14, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

  Now, now, don't overdo the votes, mon. 1234 ~ 06:42, 31 March 2011

Hyperbole (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 idiot temporary op

• Nom For demonstrating that anyone, no matter how dumb. Can rise to power. Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 06:16, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

  Hmm, I still have those powers for another 1 hour and 52 minutes. Should I use them to give Frosty a 1 month and 52 day ban? pillow talk 22:08, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

  That sounds like a bad idea Frosty the snowman 22:31, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

April

Thekillerfroggy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

• Nom and for He was around all March but didn't do one admin-related duty. He put shit on QVFD instead of huffing them like he was me or some shit. Shitty ass admin deserves this. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:22, April 1, 2011 (UTC)
• wut a fagot --Roman Dog Bird 06:04, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Yeah what the other faggot said - Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 06:57, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
•  Duh. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 21:24, Tuesday 19 April 2011 -

Olipro (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

•  Everyone else was thinking it too. (talk) 04:26, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

  I feel backstabbed, I was expecting the shot to come from Aleister :'( -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:56, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Obligatory illegal self-nom. I'll do something to merit it this month. You can be sure of that; I'll do something. 1234 ~ 04:30, 1 April 2011
  • What up normal user? Guess what? CAN'T DO THAT SHIT ANYMORE -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:32, April 1, 2011 (UTC)
    • I've done this every month for the past three months. But fine. FINE. You force me to get desperate... 1234 ~ 04:37, 1 April 2011
      • My dear wife, I would so love to nominate you as useless, but there is no way I'll call my bride useless on our honeymoon. Come to bed now. ;-) User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig15 05:19, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Buccaneer Batman (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 non-registered sockpuppets

• Nom+For: During the Silver Age of Imperial Colonization (Creationism, Bruce Wayne, Discordianism, Science fiction), Buccaneer Batman was our most cherished bad example. Now that Science fiction has grown from a moldy fungus to the equisitely tasty mushroom of literary excellence that it has become, it is time to finally and at last recognize the utter and completely uselessness of Buccaneer Batman--except as a bad example.

(Also B.B. joined at exactly 00:00 on 1 April, which is pretty amazing and worthy of winning in April). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:24, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

• Out of pure spite, I'm striking this nomination... at least until someone actually registers the account and makes some contributions. Although it shouldn't be you, since then it's just a self-nom, anyhow. But seriously, even Wikia is registered. 1234 ~ 20:46, 2 April 2011

Why do I need to provide this? (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Nom and for. He won't even nominate me for this. Bloody useless. 1234 ~ 20:47, 2 April 2011
•  For. Because. -- 02:29, April 15, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Per Magic man ~  Talk 01:41, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1

• Valid Nom Here you are ;) Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:51, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

  Oh, thank you, man. You've made my day, and I'm not being sarcastic, oddly enough. 1234 ~ 22:55, 3 April 2011

•  For. - bloody gobshite. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:31, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
•  Against. She's way too useful. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:07, 30 April 2011

  I hate you. 1234 ~ 05:19, 30 April 2011

•  Against. She's won this way to many times. -- 05:31, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

May

Lollipop (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 10

• Nom. Alright, let's be honest with ourselves... "point free" articles? Check. Inane edits? Check. Bad grammar? I've seen worse, but check. And that's just from the criteria specified on this page. I won't even get into his... side projects. 1234 ~ 19:04, 7 May 2011
•  For. I do think we need more purposeless wikis though. (talk) 19:33, 7 May 2011
•  That was easy. I have only one active side project, the Lollipop Shop. But everything else, yeah. But why she say have bad grammar to me, huh? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:36, 7 May 2011

<comment thing> Yeah, Lollipop does not have any bad grammar, or that`s what I think. I have worse. Why no one have ever voted for me?...</comment thing> Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 04:46, 10 May, 2011 (UTC)

• He's so bad it's scary. -- 17:25, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
• For -- The Zombiebaron 01:18, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
•  yeah -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 02:29, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
•  For.--Respond 02:31, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
•  I wuld laek to vout him/heer bikaus I riilly laek UnTV thät hii made becouise it has sou mucho vireos. Veri äktive channel. Thänkjyy Lollipop. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 14:14, 9 May, 2011 (UTC)
• what a buttmunch! --Roman Dog Bird 20:01, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
• Anal Leakage Gen. Fudgem0bile See black man in porn video. Close tab. 01:35, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
• Yup'---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:44, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

• Nommish. Need I explain this one? 1234 ~ 21:16, 1 May 2011

  You really screwed things up this time. (talk) 07:52, 9 May 2011

  What are you talking about? Everything is dandy. 1234 ~ 07:56, 9 May 2011

•  For. Next time, could you actually nominate me, and not every single user who comes here? --Scofield 17:18, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. I reckon I deserve it. Mattsnow 06:24, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

And I reckon I was owned. I even put the gobeshite template on my user page lol Mattsnow 11:26, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

• I am voting for this, but only because Zombiebaron really needs another one of these. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:27, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
•  Obvious For Zombiebaron is a stupid fucking cunt. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:14, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

Indeed :D Mattsnow 12:27, May 12, 2011 (UTC)

• Obliterate. Strong for. Maybe the account got hacked tho, 's usually not like this.. I think Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:45, May 13, 2011 (UTC)

Zana Dark (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

1. Nom and  For.. Yay, I'm just like the cool kids. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:01, 9 May 2011
2. It's dope, yo. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:54, Friday 13 May 2011 -

Invalid nom you cannot nominate yourself -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 10:48, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

Stuff it. Let's just say I nominated her before, okay? *hefts a plunger* 1234 ~ 04:43, 27 May 2011

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

1. just putting this here since i'm gonna start nominating him again every month like i used to --Roman Dog Bird 04:56, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

June

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• I... er... did some stuff I completely forgot about, but I'm sure some of it was gobshitey. 1234 ~ 01:30, 1 June 2011
  • Illegal nom, closed. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:34 Jun 01, 2011
    • Jerk. 1234 ~ 02:37, 1 June 2011

B1KWikis (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 shitty subpages

•  Nomination and for. Most of his edits are to his quite extensive userspace, which contains pages of questionable usefulness. If that's not gobshitty I don't know what is. And I know what is. I won in 2009. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:34 Jun 01, 2011
• This one page alone wins the Useless Gobshite Pulitzer, if there ever is one. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:43, June 1, 2011 (UTC)

Indefi banned for being useless, consult Ljlego -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 22:56, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1

• Nom Trying to win yourself UGotM is so gobshitty.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:37, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
•  Against. That's just what she wants you to think. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:39 Jun 01, 2011
  • Illegal second vote. 1234 ~ 02:59, 1 June 2011
•  Penis -- 02:41, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
•  FUCK YOU LYRITHYA oh look at me im lyrithya i call other admins assholesn and im evil and i vandalize userspace but if someone else vandalizes userspace i ban them lolol and i blame everything on my Stupid Cats. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 02:45, 1 June 2011
•  For. :P —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:32, 22 June 2011

Fnoodle (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6+-1

• Nom + For You know its true. -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 09:35, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Yeah, he's totally useless and does absolutely nothing around the site. Everybody knows he doesn't do category fixes, correct human errors and do general maintenance, right? I mean come on, he won't even do my homework!!! Best Worst admin ever. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:56 June 2, 2011 (UTC)
• For What a terrible conversationalist. -- The Zombiebaron 16:34, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
• Redundant For -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:36, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
•  teh {{subcat}} <center><big></font> --Mn-z 02:18, June 5, 2011 (UTC)
•  Against. <3 <3  Against.Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 17:50, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
• for. This fucking asshole never answers my comments. No class at all. Mattsnow 05:33, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

TheLedBalloon (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5.q

• Nomfor Acted like he was going to come back, didn't. (talk) 18:35, 1 June 2011
• Strong for. Should be locked away. Also: raped in prison. Sexy female inmates only, please. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:28, Jun 10
•  Who? -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 01:35, 10 June 2011

  You already voted. Meany-head. 1234 ~ 23:38, 10 June 2011

•  For. This motherfucker over here. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:58, Friday 10 June 2011 -
• Idiot. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 03:14, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
• Fuck this negroid motherfucker -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:47, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
• Who? 1234 ~ 23:42, 30 June 2011

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• troll, should be banned. me no like trools. me hate troll. he bad. verry bad. grrrr --Roman Dog Bird 00:04, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Seriously? 1234 ~ 10:22, 2 June 2011

July

Thekillerfroggy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

1.  For not archiving this page properly when he finalised the voting for last month. Pup 12:47 01 Jul '11
2.  For not archiving his goddamn 3 million bytes Talk page. Mattsnow 08:49, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

   Whoops, he did it! :S Anyway, my vote stays! Mattsnow 08:51, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

1. putz --Roman Dog Bird 02:05, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

1. HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? HE HASN'T WON THIS YET?? SERIOUSLY???? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:42, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

   <seinfeld>WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?????</seinfeld> --Roman Dog Bird 05:59, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

2. Roman Dog Breath (talk) 06:01, 1 July 2011
3.  Taco. -- 19:00, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
4.  For. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 22:52, Thursday 21 July 2011 -

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• I'm prettier than you. 1234 ~ 09:03, 1 July 2011

Illegal nom closed in like 3 seconds :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:04, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• I'm prettier than Lyrithya. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:20, 1 July 2011

  I'll let you get away with that, but noone else. 1234 ~ 09:35, 1 July 2011

• Alright, that's it... *explodes* 1234 ~ 12:01, 1 July 2011

  Frosty removed his vote. You can implode now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:07, 4 July 2011

  *explodes* 1234 ~ 18:52, 4 July 2011

Frosty (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom + For Im so useless that I hed to nominate myself for this bullshit award, because Im too useless and lazy to ask someone else to do it for me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:52, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
• Only I get to nominate myself. 1234 ~ 08:44, 2 July 2011

Frosty (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

• Nom. Not being me and yet still nominating himself. What the hell? 1234 ~ 08:46, 2 July 2011
•  For. Useless shit ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:15, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. I think all those QVFD posts have been getting to him. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:00 July 3, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Never met the guy, but he looks like a gobsite to me---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 14:33, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
• He raped me with a plunger. --ShabiDOO 10:32, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Aimsplode (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• It's been a while since we gave someone this award for having a nazi signature. Time to do it again. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:04, July 26, 2011 (UTC)

August

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Seriously, after last month, how can you deny that I am the most deserving of this? Hmm? HMMM? 1234 ~ 19:00, 1 August 2011
•  Strong for Absolutely useless. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:51, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

Spiritual for. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:56, August 26, 2011 (UTC)

• Yyyyyyyup. --Andorin Kato 02:06, August 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • Made redundant by my nomination below. Although I'd still especially vote for Lyrithya. --Andorin Kato 04:53, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 handjobs in the Denny's parking lot

• *vomits* --Roman Dog Bird 18:34, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
• 8===D~ ~ ~ - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:17, Tuesday 02 August 2011 -
• He kicked me once -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:58, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
• Feature. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:11, 17 Aug
• For -- The Zombiebaron 17:44, August 17, 2011 (UTC)
• For. —  (talk) (contributions) 17:35, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

Lollipop (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 handjobs in the Denny's parking lot

• Nomination and vote. Lollipop really deserves this before he leaves ! --ShabiDOO 18:48, August 1, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Agreed. Don't leave, Lollipop! We seem to lose at least one good member every month, but we must rise up against the tide. Or something. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 19:33 August 1, 2011 (UTC)
•  Strong For. The little fag has literally *just* nommed me as a result of getting immensely butthurt at my making a joke about nomming him for UGotM and then discovering that he has in fact already been nommed. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:57, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

  ur butts gonna be hurtin when i put my dick up it honky --Roman Dog Bird 06:51, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

Olipro (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom. Grouchy old man who thinks he's cool, and has no utter purpose to Uncyclopedia. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:54, 3 August 2011
  • I beg to differ, he brings about the necessary air of imperial snobbishness we'd be missing otherwise. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:48, Thursday 04 August 2011 -

UNmarine777 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Since we need a "real" nomination and Olipro won already. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:03, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. How many users does it take to explain what funny is to UNmarine777? Fifteen. One to explain what funny is, and fourteen to move all the crap to his userspace. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:07, 4 August 2011
•  For. Just because he's the only one nominated that hasn't won this at least once already. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:16, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

All of our admins... those useless cunts

Score: 4

• Nom and for. It's hard to decide which admin is more useless or cunty than the others, so I figure I'll just nominate all of them at once. Way to underachieve, slackers! --Andorin Kato 04:52, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Exactly, they couldn't even get a nomination for UGotM on their own, they all had to chip in on it. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 04:28, Friday 26 August 2011 -
• Yep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:56, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
•  I say we need more. -- 15:46, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
•  For! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:48, 27 August 2011

Outstanding citizen (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

•  Nom and For Wanker. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 29 August 2011, at 06:29
• Kitting Huffing Is No Laughing Matter.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 07:36, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

September

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Hey, I'm still here. 1234 ~ 01:53, 2 September 2011
  • Why You can nominate yourself?--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 05:27, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

    I'm special. 1234 ~ 08:05, 4 September 2011

•  For. Take that, M'lady. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 10:39, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

***Four words: Useless Gobshite of the Month! --ShabiDOO 23:43, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

• *Face-palm* -- 17:13, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

•  For. - Why do we need nominations for this? Nobody is more useless than Lyrithya. Ajraddatz _Talk 19:39, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
• I dont know why i voted for you.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 10:05, September 13, 2011 (UTC)

  One vote, man. 1234 ~ 00:07, 17 September 2011

•  Kittens. —  (talk) (contributions) 00:36, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

  If lyrithya says no vote rigging this month, then no rigging. So yeah dont do that? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:49, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

  What you talking about —  (talk) (contributions) 23:10, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Outstanding citizen (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +infinite

 Nom and For. Nominated last month, but a little late in the game. Also, we haven't had a "real" winner in a while. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 12:52 September 1, 2011 (UTC)

•  For.Kitten Huffing is no laughing matter.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 05:25, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Epic For. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 23:31, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Sorry, but this user is currently banned. 1234 ~ 23:40, 4 September 2011
    • So? This is a joke award, the usual rules don't apply here! I mean, you keep self-nomming all the time, don'tcha? --Scofield & The Machine 15:54, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
    • People like User:SU182, User:Zeldafan500, and User:Nintendorulez are permabanned. Does that mean we have to take their useless gobshite awards away? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:07, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
      • This guy got like unbanned or some shit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:43, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
        • Still was banned this month; if it's around next month, then perhaps that would be the time. If you'd like to discuss this, may I direct you toward the talkpage? I probably won't respond, but that's where discussion goes. 1234 ~ 13:38, 9 September 2011
          • Weren't you banned this month too, though? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:09, 16 September 2011
            • No, no I most certainly was not. How dare you insinuate such an insinuation upon my honour! 1234 ~ 02:15, 16 September 2011
              • Ah, my bad. Sorry about that. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:19, 16 September 2011
                • Citizen the Great has now been permabanned--I propose we give him an honorary Useless Gobshite of the Year award. His contributions were quite useless, and he gave us enough gobshittery to last til next Christmas. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:52 September 16, 2011 (UTC)

Bizzeebeever (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Arrrgh! Stop voting for me already!

Score: 5

• And nothing of value was lost. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:06, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

  Huh? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:45, 4 September 2011

• Mostly because I'm tired of Lyrithya winning off of self-noms. -- 20:21, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
• Im with Magicman on this one. Plus...bizzeebeevver is slightly more of a gobshite than LYrithya. --ShabiDOO 09:04, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

  wha...I...wha...who...Shabidoo! I told you BEFOREHAND I wasn't going to risk taking that stolen artifact through airport security if I had to keister it! What the...you flush somebody's priceless gold artifact at 35,000 feet and you never hear the end of it...grumble grumble.... ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 10:43, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

• No reason.why did i vote you?--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 10:46, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

  One vote. You can change your vote, but cross out the others when you do. 1234 ~ 00:07, 17 September 2011

• This guy -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:09, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
• Polar bear fetischist guy? Absolutely! Mattsnow 06:42, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

  WTF?! I didn't start the polar-bear crap! Izbeenoneweek did it! If you don't believe me, look here! ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 12:30, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

•  Against. —  (talk) (contributions) 00:37, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

  See above -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:49, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Motherfuckin' official nom ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:59, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

  Oh thanks, Frosty. We've been ignoring that rule about self-noms on this award for years now, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:00, 11 September 2011

• Surprisingly, I haven't won this yet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:23, 9 September 2011

No self noms unless you are Lyrithya ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:55, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

Nope. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:50, 11 September 2011

• RAHB--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 10:04, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
• Per MrEx. -RAHB 23:40, September 19, 2011 (UTC)

You penis be cut off. —  (talk) (contributions) 15:50, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

•  FOR —  (talk) (contributions) 00:38, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
•  F☭R Don't know if the sickle showed up in the F-R but I'm lost here. I recommend this RAHB to be Gobshite 'cause I love the gobshite. Been so long & I'm not at liberty to stay yet. This wife I have now is amazin'. Envelopes my time in such a great way. I dub this useless honour 'pon ye. Best wishes. 15:26, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

October

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 guys whose first name is "Jerk" and last name is "Off"

• is this guy a fuckin' jerk off or what? --Roman Dog Bird 07:13, October 1, 2011 (UTC)

Frosty (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +Six awesome li'l Ozzie dudes who work tirelessly for no pay and put pointless templates on my user page

1. He's Australian. He works for Uncyclopedia for no pay, and at the expense of his social life. He puts pointless templates on my user page. Nuff sed.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Oct 1 '11 10:22 (UTC)
2. fuck him. if i had my way he would have been banned, raped, and murdered a long time ago. probably before he even registered his account. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:44, October 1, 2011 (UTC)

   The feeling it mutual! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:48, October 1, 2011 (UTC)

   Hey, TFK, I'm not sure, but that may make you a paedophile.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Oct 1 '11 7:19 (UTC)

3.  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:53, 1 October 2011
4.  For. So obvious. Mattsnow 06:19, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
5. Frosty looks like gobshite, smells like gobshite and is made out of gobshite. What a useless gobshite! --ShabiDOO 11:16, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
6.  For. You suck! Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 18:33, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

MadMax (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 cars with ridiculously large superchargers.

1. He hasn't edited since the 27th that deserves a nom and for! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:22, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
2.  For. He's the no-drama admin. How terrible of him. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 07:41 October 1, 2011 (UTC)
3.  For. F☭R! I use to think he was an AI. I thought he was a bot for a long time. 13:48, October 1, 2011 (UTC)

   I already used my vote, but this guy is next! His excessive obsession with clogging RC for some obscure reason makes him an annoying alien bot. Mattsnow 03:22, October 14, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• I question the wills of the lot of you. 1234 ~ 03:13, 4 October 2011

Iwillkillyou333 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 Times he should be shot

1. This dudes a waste of space, cannot finish his article, claims he's immortal, and does everybody's mother. Seriously, what use is he?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:33, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
2.  For. not closing the header. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 13 October 2011, at 03:34

   So much great candidates this month! If my vote wasn't used on Frosty, I'd vote for this guy for the simple fact he wants to kill me 333. Mattsnow 03:25, October 14, 2011 (UTC)

November

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 userspace spammers

•  Nom and for He took the last train to Clarksville and didn't even say goodbye to me. I thought we had something special, you and I!!!!... After months of not so much as a phone call, he came back just to edit his userspace! How gobshitty is that!? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 18:09 November 12, 2011 (UTC)
• For! Let's welcome him back in a nice way! :) Mattsnow 18:22, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

  Actually, I just noticed he's really editing stuff now. I, for one, am glad to see him back. Let's give him the traditional Uncyclopedian prodigal son welcome. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:35 November 12, 2011 (UTC)

• SPIKE lives in New Hapshire...that's a pretty gobingly shitty state IMHO. They say that the leaves don't change colour and that their chipmunks are considered the most deadly on earth. What a useless gobshite. --ShabiDOO 00:42, November 16, 2011 (UTC)
• For After months of not so much as a phone call, I came back just to vote for Spike. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:25, November 16, 2011 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6.5 stupidy stupid pants

• Dickweed. --Roman Dog Bird 00:10, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
• Because we don't see him around anymore. If you don't want to win this, come back here! Mattsnow 00:12, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
• Useless. 198.53.247.83 00:19, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
• What a gobshite -- The Zombiebaron 00:46, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
• the worst fucking person period -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:58, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
• I love him. He is my number one hero. Im going to change my name to Skullthumper. --ShabiDOO 02:13, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
• Lol.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 09:39, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. I heard he's a furry. --HM (T) 00:56, November 7, 2011 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

• I concur. -- KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:51, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
• He's actually been around. Somewhat. 1234 ~ 04:03, 7 November 2011

Under user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Twat. Never here, far more useless than the other nominees, and I've heard he smells funny. He can also apparently smell with his ears, which is highly suspicious, in my book. Also nominated himself despite not being Lyrithya - as far as you know. --UU - natter 19:46, Nov 12

• Against. I like Twats. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:28, November 16, 2011 (UTC)

December

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 dinguses

• Nom and For. --Roman Dog Bird 22:39, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

Olipro (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

• Nom + For I admit Dr. Skullthumper is pretty useless, but I just can't pass this guy up. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:04, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
• It's nothing short of a miracle that he hasn't won this a dozen times yet -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:32, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

Frosty (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3.5

• Nom + For Hate the game, not the playa. --121.219.56.214 10:07, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
• Can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag! Mattsnow 17:34, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
• The Snowman. Aleister 19:20 12-12-'11
• For. Was a very jolly soul. ~[ths] UotM 18:54, 12/26/2011

2012

January

Olipro (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

• Don't vote for Dr. Skullthumper please, this guy sucks overwhelmingly more. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:11, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
• i think you may be right for once --Roman Dog Bird 01:30, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
• Truer words have never been sharted -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:31, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
• The definition of a useless gobshite. -- The Zombiebaron 01:37, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
• A total Cucking Funt -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:35, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
• Occupy Olipro. Aleister 1:35 31-1-'12

Thekillerfroggy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

• Actively breaks the site. 1234 ~ 21:40, 6 January 2012
• For saying please with powdered sugar ontop with fresh grated ginger. What a gobshite. --ShabiDOO 03:51, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
• He could had nominated me. Then I would be proud. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 07:37, January 28, 2012 (UTC)
• Gesundheit :) Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 19:59, January 31, 2012 (UTC)

Joe9320 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• I should get that instead.Yet Lyrithya gets to do so. Damn. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 01:34, January 31, 2012 (UTC)

February

Aleister in Chains (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

• Nom + For Is anyone as amazed as I am that the biggest gobshite on uncyclopedia hasn't ever won it (according to the badly maintained records). Even if he has won it, he certainly deserves to win it again! What a gobshite. --ShabiDOO 06:27, February 2, 2012 (UTC)
• ! --Roman Dog Bird 00:24, February 4, 2012 (UTC)

Shabidoo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• For I have no reason to give :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:59, February 2, 2012 (UTC)

lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• I gobshite. 1234 ~ 07:19, 2 February 2012
• Yes, Lyrithya, you certainly are. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 10:14, February 19, 2012 (UTC)

Wikia (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• They broke some more stuff. Like the time I couldn't log out. And the landingpage when logging in. And the search engine. (Okay, that last on has been broken for months... for all I know, they all have, really.) But anyhoo... 1234 ~ 04:42, 3 February 2012

PuppyOnTheRadio (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• nom I've been useless for a while recently, but I've been active and useless this month. Pup 01:06 04 Feb '12
• No sandwich would peanut butter itself in Puppy's world, the sandwich and peanut butter would swirl together in an act of coding not seen since the light ages. Useless son of a dingo. Aleister 3:05 4-2-'12

Joe9320 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Nom Shit just hit the fan. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 05:09, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Mr-ex777 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

just plain stupid.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 10:55, February 11, 2012 (UTC

XDshempXD (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

1. Nom. XD wants out of uncy so bad that he's asking that his account, talk page, edits and any sign that he was here be deleted. He deserves this award. Aleister 21:48 15-2-'12 and I just wish I were there when he sees the template.

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

1. Nom per the Why hasn't he won this more argument. Pup 10:21 19 Feb '12

March

TheHappySpaceman (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

• Nom and for. He's pretty useless! - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-03-01T06:14
• For. This may just be punishment for badmouthing this award, but come on. I've never won anything here. Furthermore, I've:
  • Written more Forum posts than I have articles.
  • Self-nom'd a sporked article from ?pedia as feature.
  • Become the only one who remembers ponies.

 O RLY? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:07 March 20, 2012 (UTC)

• • Created an award that users are slowly but surely driving to hell.

And the list goes on; therefore, I say that I am well-deserving of this award. ~Pleb the magic! 18:58, 03/01/2012

• To quote Tasmania: lol -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:32, March 1, 2012 (UTC)
•  For. Textbook gobshite. Be it noted, however, that should anyone attempt to refactor my comment, I will ban them. 1234 ~ 01:59, 10 March 2012
•  Do the splits! The Happy Spaceman has many things going for him. He's Happy. And a Spaceman. Both major life accomplishments. And he created perv of the month, which is gobshitable if there every is a gobshite. And if he gets best by a )} he'll never live it down, which is cool too. Aleister 20:31 11-3-'12
•  For. He's asking for it! :) Mattsnow 02:11, March 26, 2012 (UTC)

Olipro (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Strong for. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:14, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

)}

Score: 6

• For sitting at the bottom of this page for half a month without anyone noticing. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:53, 1 March 2012
• A vote for )} is a vote for everybody. Pup 02:07 10 Mar '12
• Strong Fuck This Guy -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:40, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
• Happy Spaceman is a deserving contender for total gobshiteness, but )} is in a much higher league. With time, happy spaceman might become the )} that he's always wanted to be....and then I'll vote for him!--ShabiDOO 03:47, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
• Strongest possible for possible! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:23, March 19, 2012 (UTC)
• For Just because. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:50, March 19, 2012 (UTC)
• Wait, wait, wait. )} isn't a real user, so shouldn't this be disqualified? ~Pleb the magic! 00:08, 03/26/2012

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

• For making me look up the word "refactor". User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:22, March 15, 2012 (UTC)

  It's just "factor" with "re-" added to the front. And "factor" comes from Latin ferre, which means "to make, produce". So refactoring something refers to re-making something, i.e. changing something. Simple, really. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:35, 19 March 2012

  And now you can nom me for being such a smart-ass. : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:48, 19 March 2012

•  For. She hated me and refused to nominate me for Uncyclopedian of the Month! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 05:46, March 23, 2012 (UTC)

April

Joe9320 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

• N+F Because he asked, and per the how come he hasn't win this yet argument. Nominally Humane! 03:41 06 Apr
•  For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:50, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
• creep --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 05:15, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
•  For. Ask and you shall receive this award. Mattsnow 08:40, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
•  For. If everyone was as useless as him we'd have to give thought to selling this place to Cracked and call it a day. Then we'd party that night! Aleister 11:57 6-4-'12
•  I say YES! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 08:46, April 12, 2012 (UTC)
• For -- The Zombiebaron 18:33, April 12, 2012 (UTC)
•  A☭AINST. I see some great names in the archives & now I'm wonderin' WTF! Why the Hades don't I have this award!? ARGH!!! 13:48, April 14, 2012 (UTC)

  What? I thought you're dead! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 08:37, April 17, 2012 (UTC)

• Stinking gobshite! --ShabiDOO 08:45, April 17, 2012 (UTC)

Joe9320 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• This user is also a cosmic gobshite! --ShabiDOO 08:45, April 17, 2012 (UTC)
•  Against. Vain fucker! Nominally Humane! 09:10 17 Apr
•  Your mum, dammit! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 11:07, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

Joe9320 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

• And while we're at it...this user is a total gobshite too! --ShabiDOO 08:45, April 17, 2012 (UTC)
•  For. Fuck vanity Nominally Humane! 09:14 17 Apr
•  Why haven't we thought of this before? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 11:07, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

PuppyOnTheRadio (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

•  This guy is a gobshite! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 11:07, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

May

PuppyOnTheRadio (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• CONGRATULATIONS FOR THE NEW NXWAVE!--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 07:00, May 21, 2012 (UTC)

Olipro (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5.1

• Useless sack of wangs. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:09, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
• This guy really sucks. --EMC ^[TALK] 15:16 May 13 2012
• But still a pro! Aleister 16:22 13-5-'12
• Didn't contribute to improving our marketing campaign, therefore qualifies as useless. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 16:41, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
• Deserves to have a newspaper thrown through his windows. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 17:34, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
• The faggle likes other faggles! --ShabiDOO 04:41, May 18, 2012 (UTC)

June

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Turd ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:17, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

July

Frosty (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Curd —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 04:48, July 2, 2012 (UTC)
• Wurd ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:50, July 2, 2012 (UTC)
• This gentleman requested my vote. I can do no more as a gentleman, I believe, than to oblige him. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jul 15 '12 9:27 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

• I knew my spidey senses were tingling. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:18, Tuesday 03 July 2012 -
• The definition of a useless gobeshite. -- The Zombiebaron 05:25, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

The Woodburninator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Lost in the PLS, then was a total dick about it, all while allegedly being dead for over a year. What the fuck Woody???? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:22, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • Sounds to me like someone is just jealous. Calm down TKF, I'm sure we'll all eventually forget about your two 2nd places in this year's PLS, just like we've forgotten about everything else you've written.
    Missing your Froggy Scent,
    Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 05:37, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

August

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

• I haven't gotten this enough, and you have to admit I have been incredibly useless lately. 1234 ~ 04:31, 8 August 2012
•  Double For Am I allowed to do this —  (talk) (contributions) 04:33, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
• Strong For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:25, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
• For her habit of mysteriously appearing and then disappearing just as suddenly on IRC. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:50, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
• 4 Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 13:37, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• This guy is the worst ever. -- The Zombiebaron 04:34, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
• This guy is actually the neutralest ever, and no nominating yourself. —  (talk) (contributions) 04:39, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

September

MadMax

Score: 1

1. Nom + For Because he stopped editing ages ago and therefore deserves this. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:46, September 8, 2012 (UTC)

November

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom. How have I not gotten this more? I couldn't even remember my own username. -— Lyrithya ༆ 05:27, November 21, 2012 (UTC)
• Dont you hate it how Lyrithya always goes around being so happy and jolly and giving everyone a sense of optimism about the site and a belief in ones writing skills and the vast array of articles she writes. I tell you...it just makes me feel so inadequate. God Lyrithya is the opposite of a gob-shite which is why Im voting for her...because...today I decided I would be a hypster. --ShabiDOO 02:14, November 22, 2012 (UTC)

2013

January

Zombiebaron

Score: 6

• Nom &  F☭R. Seriously, I've know this useless gobshite for years. I know for a fact he is useless. 14:58, 13 January 2013 (UTC)
• Cannot be denied -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:24, 13 January 2013 (UTC)
•  For. --  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 16:10, 13 January 2013 (UTC)
•  Zombiebaron ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:44, 14 January 2013 (UTC)
• A gobshite monthly, a gobshite yearly, a gobshite forever and always. -RAHB 02:56, 15 January 2013 (UTC)
• Zombiebaron. —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 27 2013 22:54.

February

This user does not exist (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

1. NF —  (talk) (contributions) Feb 1 2013 23:58.

Not registered.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 00:35, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

March

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

1. —  (talk) (contributions) 22:29, 5 March 2013 (UTC)
2.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 22:33 3.05.13

Auror Andrachome (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

1. —  (talk) (contributions) 22:29, 5 March 2013 (UTC)

April

Y (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

1. N+F  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 16:50 4.01.13
2.  Against? —  (talk) (contributions) 21:10:57 2013/04/05 UTC

Dexter111344 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

• Who the fuck is he ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:55, 7 April 2013 (UTC)

May

RAHB

Score: 3

1.  For. All those buttfuck drawings. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:19 31 May 2013
2.  For. All those drawfuck buttings. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 06:44, Friday 31 May 2013 -
3. Hello Sweetie. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 06:48, May. 31, 2013

June

DungeonSiegeAddict510

Score: 2

1. For I heard he edits on wikia, and that he hasn't made any edits here, save a few votes. 98.232.108.7 06:53, 8 June 2013 (UTC)
2.  For. Format it right you stupid IP. And second of all, I think that DSA510 is a true exemplification of UGOTM. He has done nothing but take up valuable server space, and he has gotten himself banned from IRC a few too many times. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 06:56, 8 June 2013 (UTC) (I say drag him out back, and shoot him!)
3.  Against.--The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 07:49, 8 June 2013 (UTC) why not

RAHB

Score: 8

1.  For. All those buttfuck drawings. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:19 31 May 2013
2.  For. All those drawfuck buttings. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 06:44, Friday 31 May 2013 -
3. Hello Sweetie. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 06:48, May. 31, 2013
4. GAY JEW! -RAHB 05:15, 1 June 2013 (UTC)
5.  For. He had impure thoughts about derpyy! --^Dame 02:15, 3 June 2013 (UTC)
6. Strong boner ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:40, 3 June 2013 (UTC)
7.  For. I dunno, I don't think he's that much useless but I uh wtf Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 08:10, 3 June, 2013 (UTC)
8.  Anti-Against The Plebs will graciously accept their new member with unwitting glee. After all, he immortalized buttsex. RedHot (talk) 07:08, 5 June 2013 (UTC)
9. Jewish-gay! --ShabiDOO 07:36, 8 June 2013 (UTC)
10. KIKE DYKE Madclaw @ ^talk 07:44, 8 June 2013 (UTC)
11. FUCK YEAH, IN THE ASS PLEASE! I FUCKING LOVE RAHB! --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 07:50, 8 June 2013 (UTC)

July

IFYMB! (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Looks gay! Pahpah (talk)

Dawg (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8

• Never did pony up the PLS prize money like he promised. May his offspring and his offspring's offspring be forever malformed. --EMC ^[TALK] 15:56 Jul 24 2013
• For, man, FOR. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:03, 24 July, 2013 (UTC)
• He owes me $40 -- The Zombiebaron 16:32, 24 July 2013 (UTC)
• Someone needs to win this, might as well be him. RedHot (talk) 19:42, 24 July 2013 (UTC)
•  For. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:13, 24 July 2013 (UTC)
• Also owes me money! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:53 24 July 2013
• Hi Mommy! -- MagicBus All aboard! 17:03, 25 July 2013 (UTC)
• BANBANBAN Deop, ban, huff his pages, and send him to Encyclopedia Dramatica. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 00:41, 26 July 2013 (UTC)

December

Dr. Skullthumper (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 11

1. I come back here for half a goddamned second, only to find that he doesn't even have ten of these yet? For shame. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 02:16, Thursday 12 December 2013 -
2. Skullthumper is a f**cking Gobshite-burger if one ever existed. Fucking Gobshite-burger extra value meal. --ShabiDOO 21:14, 12 December 2013 (UTC)
3. Worst user ever. -- The Zombiebaron 04:13, 12 December 2013 (UTC)
4. If I had a dime for every time Dr. Skullthumper got a vote here I could eat out for a year. Aleister 10:24 12-12-13
5. FU SKULLTHUMPER. I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 12 '13 17:00 (UTC)
6. well, well, well... --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 18:30, 12 December 2013 (UTC)
7. I hear he's too busy doing some sort of useless podcasting shit to even update his own score on this very page. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:03 Dec 12, 2013

   You found the fork! Yay. Also for, per above. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 20:28, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

   YE SELF PROMOTING FUCK. STOP SELF PROMOTING YOU SELF PROMOTER. YOU... PROMOTER... OF... YOURSELF. SRSLY FSCK THIS GUY. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 07:17, 12 February 2014 (UTC)

8. fgt still has me banned from his irc channel ;_; ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 20:53, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

   He has his own irc channel? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 21:24, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

   Yeah, he runs a subreddit and the subreddit has a channel. -- The Zombiebaron 21:49, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

   Website, podcast, IRC channel, (very soon) a big fat github project, and subreddit, thank you very much. And 1,000,000 dogecoin. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:51 Dec 12, 2013

9. Still time to vote....! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:17, 31 December, 2013 (UTC)
10. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Anyways, I think this user sucks even though I haven't ever met them. He's like that nazi guy person and some other fuck got together and had a child. Overall, I give this user a oppai/10, and I would not recommend him to others. EXTREMELY DISSATISFIED --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 07:15, 12 February 2014 (UTC) (FAWK DIS GAI)

    Denza? I don't see any Denza here. I do see an Azned, though. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:40, 12 Feb 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

    DungeonSiegeAddict is Denza. He changed his username after pretending that somebody hacked his old account. -- The Zombiebaron 17:42, 12 February 2014 (UTC)

    Yes, I know. I assume you're familiar with the bit about his father? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:31, 12 Feb 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

I WAS HACKED THOUGH! --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 02:36, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

1. Sure why not. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 22:48, 12 February 2014 (UTC)
2. Comment. This has been here for two months, score's 11, so can this please be closed asap? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:10, 3 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

2015

Leverage (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser -- Fuck yea, the award's back!

Score: 4

1. Laziest gobshite ever. --ShabiDOO 05:29, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
2. Agreed.   ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:07 10.06.14
3. yes Giant Tankton 01:00, 13 June 2015 (UTC)
4. Agreed, but surely whoever is supposed to be updating this award might be more deserving? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

February

Colin "All your base" Heaney (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 9

1. Holy shit, where do I even begin? Colin has, for the better part of a month, failed so miserably at almost everything it is hard to believe, within the realm of human intelligence, it is even possible.
   • After taking an hour to figure out how to restore a deleted page, finally did it! He was outranked almost immediately by TKF.
   • Instead of fighting the man, whined to the man on his talk page and got dick to show for it. Great job.
   • Dicks around on IRC most of the day, getting nothing done.
   • Couldn't figure out how to feature pages.
   • Vandalized userpages with childish, mediocre dick jokes.
   • Current userpage includes pictures of himself eating doodoo.
   • Got so bad at everything that a forum to end his reign as an administrator was started, and only failed, from what I can tell, because he's been constantly suxing the cox of half the site.
   • Overall, a useless sack of shit. HOW HAS HE NOT WON THIS BEFORE?! The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 05:35, 1 September 2015 (UTC)
2.  For. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 13:14, 1 September 2015 (UTC)
3. Useless sack of shit. ShabiDOO 11:40, 1 September 2015 (UTC)
4.  For. Worthless shit-eating cock-sucker. 15:12, 1 September 2015 (UTC)
5.  For. Looking at the names of the great and the good who have previously maintained the level of asshattery needed to attain this award and not seeing Colin's name already there shows the depths to which Uncyclopedia has plummeted. Without a shadow of a doubt he has managed to demonstrate the art of "being a dick" that many of us could only dream of. To those who ask if not now, when? I say it is time to recognise one of this community's great gobshites. Let through this award he become a beacon for those to come. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
6.  Against. Not useless enough. Are you kidding? That kid is so productive. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:17, 1 September 2015
7.  Strongest possible for. How did this guy not get permanently banned on the first day, let alone become an admin? -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 17:45, 1 September 2015 (UTC)
8.  For. He is an effing PLEB! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 22:52, 1 September 2015 (UTC)
9. dicks, lol -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 21:59, Sep. 3, 2015
10.  For. I honestly just came here to nominate myself, but since this is still up... -— Lyrithya ༆ 19:13, 6 January 2016 (UTC)
11. Against He has taken a month to judge like two articles for the Aristocrat's Turkey Ball and still isn't done. I admire that work ethic. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:28, 7 January 2016 (UTC)
12.  For. Merry Christmas from stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook • f@h) 09:53, 21 March 2017 (UTC)
13. Strong For if you look up gobshite in the dictionary there is a picture of Colin -- The Zombiebaron 20:53, 21 March 2017 (UTC)
14.  For again for the second time, a year and a half later - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 09:31, 22 March 2017 (UTC)

    You can't vote twice. Very transparent attempt to get yourself nominated for this prestigious award. -- The Zombiebaron 00:13, 23 March 2017 (UTC)