User talk:Docile hippopotamus

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Off to a flying start

Flying hippos - there's something you don't see every day. Well, not since I quit drinking. They must have moved away. Anyway, what I'd like to say is: thanks for pitching in over at pee review, Docile hippopotamus - you've made an impressive start with some helpful reviews. If you're interested in such things, there's a usergroup called PEEING you can join, for helpful types (or those who like giving others the benefit of their opinions, whichever applies!) If you are interested, pop over and join - you've already done enough to meet the criteria.

And if you don't, no worries, I hope you carry on helping folks anyway, and have fun on the wiki! --UU - natter 22:00, Dec 19

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

	Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
	It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:45, Dec 21

Here's Your Christmas Tree

Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5

Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!

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----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 09:47, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for voting.

Thank you for voting. Thank you all for voting me your Writer of the Month for December 2008, despite my rather long winded speech half-telling you not to while still being whore enough to accept the award anyways. Enjoy this pretty template styled after my pretty new userpage as your payment, as per our previous agreement. Much love, —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:49, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks for your vote and nom for NOTM! It is much appreciated. =) --Tagstit 16:17, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Under user nominated you, and you do deserve it. --Docile hippopotamus 01:25, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Well thanks alot!--Tagstit 03:20, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Anytime. --Docile hippopotamus 04:37, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Wow! I am really surprised at the difference in scores! Thanks so much for your time! Scary Movie got nominated for VFH! Woot! Thanks again! --Tagstit 14:33, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Hi! Just wandering past to thank you for your vote in UotY - much appreciated. I'm very happy to be runner up for the award. It's nice when good new users notice what you're doing and take the time to go vote. Hope you're doing well, and see you around the place! -UU - natter 17:39, Feb 1

Thanks!.2!

For voting Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? into the top ten articles of 2008! Have fun! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:57 1 February 2009

RAAAWR

RAAAAAWR. Gavin would like to thank you once more for sympathizing with him enough to vote for his book to be among the top ten books of 2008. Unless, of course, you happen to be a transsexual, in which case you are a freak and should not email him. Much love, —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:49, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Thank you!

Good day, old chap! Thank you indeed for your vote on my article, UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?. As a sterling reward, I will not deliberately make this text extremely tiny around these pictures of some rather cracking Japanese girls I've supplied for you. ... I say, are you still there, old boy?

---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:47, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

hello

The person who u thought left uncyc? I just changed my name. --Strechable Scrotum 12:14, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

In Gratitude

 In gratitude for your vote  

  The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"  

Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process.

So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate my next sexual act to your honor. Thank you.

The following sexual acts are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to dedicate to your user name.

Self-gratification Spousal coitus Purchased sex Casual encounter

NOTE: Only under limited circumstances will this act actually involve you.

Um?

What are you doing? MrN 01:34, Mar 22

If you are asking about the messages I recently left on people's talk pages, its for an article I'm writing about The Woodburninator, ok? --Docile hippopotamus 01:36, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Um. That's probably not a good idea, but hea... I would not spam that message around any more if I were you. I doubt people will appreciate it. MrN 01:39, Mar 22

...spam? I'm not trying to have it as spam. --Docile hippopotamus 01:40, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Danke schön!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildensternenstein

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Thank you!

You get two templates for nominating me, DH. You're awesome for that. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 20:37, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

In Graltitude

 In gratitude for your vote  

  The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"  

Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process.

So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate my next common typographical error to you. Thank you.

The following common typographical errors are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to dedicate to your user name.

Typing "teh" for "the"

The old e/space swap; i.e. "ther eis" for "there is"

Confusing "Dr. Spock" and "Mr. Spock", again

Typing "Soluble fish" for "aaaand double drat!"

.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!? Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed. --CheddarBBQ

Hey Thanks

I was looking at Mordillo's talk page and noticed you stood up for me. Thanks man (I'm guessing here). That means something. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:12, Apr 16

No problem. He shouldn't be disrespecting you. --Docile hippopotamus 00:33, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

More Spam!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildensternenstein

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Hippopotami gone wild

--Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:10, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Hi

I'm glad you enjoyed Tradesmen --Nikau 04:38, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Please Go Here

And tell your friends--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:20, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Danke schön!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recent Writer of the Month campaign

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Sir Guildensternenstein

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im a whore

vote for me please--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:31, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

For your vote...

Thank you ... ... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje

Hey

It's that time again! YAY WHORING!!!-- Whore cHeDDaR 01:16,7May,2009

Done. --Docile hippopotamus 09:38, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank You-- Whore cHeDDaR 21:49,11May,2009

Hey Close Friend

Mr. Adoson says that you and me are very close friends. So, as my new close friend, you are now enabled to the following benefits:

1. You will be added to my list of loyal followers.
2. You have access to any of my many amazing templates.
3. You may vote for me whenever the time comes up.
4. You will receive a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew.
5. You will etc., etc. Whore cHeDDaR 21:55,11May,2009

CheddarBBQ has awarded you a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew! This is the highest honor you will ever receive.

OK and done. --Docile hippopotamus 08:00, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Done with what. Oh the voting! I didn't even think about that. Thank you, close friend. Whore cHeDDaR 19:11,12May,2009

Thanks!

The doctor will see you now Oh, by the way, before we begin todays session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article. Now, tell me about your childhood.--You know what the music means... Our time is up.

Thanks

'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.

To show my appreciation, I'd like to eat your snake.

—Guildensternenstein

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(template courtesy of CheddarBBQ) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:48, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thou art bless'd by Ra for thou hath voted at the sacred temple for thy Zheliel. User:Zheliel/sigz2

User:Zheliel/sigz2 04:25, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Cheers for the vote

Hey, thank you for the vote for my page on VFH, it's much appreciated :) ImNotASunbeam 18:08, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

For the SotM nom/win. I hope you realize how much you just risked by doing that--especially since one or two months ago, I was nommed and shouted down by a shitload of people.

"Nile doesn't have any power. Now the Tigris-Euphrates, that's a different story."

-TGLSoN on how Tigris-Euphrates conspiracy theorists are cooler than Nile conspiracists

--The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 18:30, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

I realized the risk but it was worth it. --Docile hippopotamus 05:44, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you.--The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 22:01, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Belated thanks

Thanks for voting for my article, Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape. ~ Todd Lyons

And also, but not belated:

So, uhm, thanks for votin' for my article, "I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)", eh? Like, maybe if you're not busy later you could come by, and I'll fry up some back bacon on the Coleman, and we can have a beer and talk. Unless you don't drink, eh? Cuz like I don't want to push you off the wagon or nothin'. I got some Tim Horton's coffee too, eh? Beauty. ~ Todd Lyons

Cheers! --T. (talk) 03:29, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Your sig

Do you ever plan on editing it? Your's is one of the default ones, so I didn't know if you wanted it that way or just didn't feel like doing it. Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:18,28May,2009

I don't plan on editing it. --Docile hippopotamus 05:49, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Voing image reward

Grunt Award Iwillkillyou333 awards you with this Grunt for voting on a image of his. Enjoy! He makes good sandwiches.

Thanks!

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:56, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank you!!

Oh my goodness, thank you very much for the Foolizter nomination, that's very kind of you!!! I have no idea how to do those big thank you signs yet on photoshop but I shall attempt to figure them out and send a massive one your way :D P.S working on another song for UnTunes. 90.210.155.138 10:30, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks doc!

Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo want to say sank you, ya otta!

You gived your voice to make za interfiew on za front page. So I want to say sank you... Want to see my brobelor? I also take you to za byramids and show you good time, and for you only 10 American dollars. No, wait! Come back! I want money! What do I tell to little Ahmad when he says ya baba, get food?...

Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:28 June 3 '09

Thx

"Feeling any pain yet, Mrs. Davis?" Necropaxx is delighted to thank you for your For vote on his recent rewrite, Antbortion. Remember, kids, this is what happened to your would-be brother Jeffy. Go kick your parents for him, why don't you?

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:27, Jun 4

Homestar

I have no idea what I'm gonna do. I've done everything I planned out, and now I'm kinda stuck. Don Puttano cHeDDs 13:45,12June,2009

I Will Possess Your Vote

Sorry there's no clever template this time around. I just wanted to thank you for voting for UnTunes:I Will Possess Your Log before it gets kicked off VFH.

Cheers. --T. (talk) 15:27, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank you quiet river-dwelling mammalian...

Thank you ... ... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje

Hope we can do an illustration colab again, I really enjoyed working on Lord Sauron with you. --^Dame 18:12, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

DH is a 'chopper? Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:05,14June,2009

You worked on Lord Sauron with CrabPope. --Docile hippopotamus 06:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I was doing mass thanking. I thought this was Crab Pope's talkpage. Protip: Don't take acid before editing. ^_^ --^Dame 16:25, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

More importantly, thank you for your vote DH. --^Dame 16:28, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Template spam

The Narrator Would like to thank you all... For voting on his rendition of Snow White. "It’s a fine story. Has everything a child needs to learn about the universe and it’s capricious, unfair ways."

   Orian57    Talk   16:18 17 June 2009

Atlas Shrugged

I'm sorry you didn't like the "Atlas Shrugged" article. Could you tell me more specifically why it was not funny, so perhaps I could in some way make it better? Thanks, Clemens177 19:48, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

My problem with it was mainly "Philosophical Points Pitilessly Preached". Apart from that its alright and I should vote for it. --Docile hippopotamus 04:00, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, I will certainly go look at that section again. If I can improve it, I will...but am unsure as to what to add or subtract. My biggest problem in this article was to make it so that someone who hasn't read her books could even begin to understand it.

I saw that you changed your vote. I appreciate that very much. Thank you. --Clemens177 08:45, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Thank you for your comments about my article. I went back and added some new images. Thanks for the help! --Albino Zombie 08:11, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Homestar

For the article, I wasn't going by all of the little parts at the bottom, just the parts on the main menu. When you clcik come on in in the real site, it has a main menu with 6 or so buttons, and I'm doing the article to reflect that. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:27,21June,2009

OK. --Docile hippopotamus 05:48, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

FU

on behaf of the FU gradjewating class of 2009 we the stewdents of the Fackulty of Agrickulchur awnors program wish to xpres our sinsear appreesheashun for yer suporting a desent edjewcashun for peepul like us hoo mite haf utherwize ended up in jail for growin pot or sumthin which we wood of like only did just for medical use cuz we herd that Flin Flon, Manitoba needed help cuz they coodnt keep up with deman anymor ~ Ricky, Bubbles & Julian

And thanks very much for your vote on WotM.  :) --T. (talk) 13:24, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

New UnTune

Come In My Face. Parody of Come As You Are. Took my time, I know! Sunbeam no u Have you been doing your ironing? 16:08, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

I like it. --Docile hippopotamus 00:56, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Iwillkillyou333 want to say thanks for the vote!

You had voted forUnBooks:In Search of the Lost Whatchamacallit for VFH. Even thought the articles faild o make it to the front page, its nice tohave someone at least vote for it. As a reward, heres an alien dude with two beers, on me. Thanks and see you around the wiki.

Thanks---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:33, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Cheers me dear

For the Nom, Vote and responsibility for me winning Foolitzer Prize 2009! --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 13:16, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Join the club

You got blocked!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!! Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:31,3July,2009

I'm back! In black!

Happy Fourth. You mightve noticed I've been gone for months. I didn't forget about you, I was just on a bit of a hiatus. Anyway, I just wanted to say hi, and let u know that I'm still alive. Although I did almost blow my head off yesterday when I put a triple-burst firework into its launching tube upside-down. Also, I drove a jetski at 70 miles per hour in a small lake right next to Lake Michigan. How's your summer going so far? --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 23:39, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

My summer has been OK. It has been a bit boring. It's good to have a break from school. --Docile hippopotamus 03:01, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the pics

I may have to write more garbage just to find a way to include them all.--Sog1970 15:18, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

Thank you

Docile hippopotamus -

I'd just like to thank you for reviewing my article, Call from Grandma. I am still an unexperienced user and any help or feedback of any kind is greatly appreciated. —AlbinoZombie 17:38, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Just a Suggestion

Hey Docile hippopotamus, you should make a signature. And a badass one, that fits you. As you can see, my sig is cheesy. —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 20:20, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

I was gonna say the same thing, but Saberwolf116 got angryish for suggesting it. I made him one, and he didn't even use it :(. Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:53,14July,2009

No thanks. If I come up with a sig idea I like I'll tell both of you. --Docile hippopotamus 04:38, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

You could use the one I made for Saber--> I could make a sig.

But i'd rather use the default, and look pitiful in the face of all your mighty sigs. Don't ask why. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:46,16July,2009

You know, that's really touching, /me cries —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 07:01, 18 July 2009

You need to

archive! Also, you should enable e-mailing. I have an idea for a HowTo, but I don't want to say it in public. Send me an email. --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 22:40, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

I don't know how to enable it. I'll ask under user. --Docile hippopotamus 06:15, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Good idea. If anyone knows how to work the e-mails, it's UU. Also, what's new about my sig? First one right gets a prize. ---The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 09:14, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Looks the same to me adjusts his spectacles... and his colostomy bag... Pup t 10:02, 12/08/2009

There is one small change from the sig at the top of this section, to the one I now use. ---The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 23:05, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

You got yourself an extra minus sign. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:16, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildensternenstein

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—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:06, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Cheerio

50% off

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your next prescription of Cheerios (avenasativa) tablets.
Offer valid only in California. Offer applies only with a doctor's consent and prescription. Thank you for voting for the featuring of Cheerios. Your support is much appreciated. Discount available only before time on signature. Therefore discount is void everywhere. Sorry.
Sir MacMania GUN— 15:56, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

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Thank you for voting. Sir MacMania GUN— 16:11, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for helping make Six Hats a feature...

...and this is where I'm supposed to have made a really exciting template, but it's easier for me to just write this once and then cut and paste it a bunch of times. Pup t 09:33, 11/08/2009

VFP

Go there now. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 23:16,15August,2009

Thanks—the remake

Thank you for supporting! Sir MacMania GUN—[20:54 16 Aug 2009]

UnSignpost?

You work for the UnSignpost? When did that start? Wait, so what am I responding to? Someone says they don't like it, or someone says that I don't like it. Your grammar is confusing me. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 22:33,20August,2009

"Someone saying stuff 'bout me? I think-a somebody better keep they mouth shut, otherwise I might just have my boy Machamione pay him a visit. Ya know, and it ain't gonna be no incontro sessuale neither. Capeesh?" That good? Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:58,3September,2009

That's good. --Docile hippopotamus 09:02, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

A blast of wind is heard, as the good spaceship Serenity approaches your userpage ...

Thank you for supporting the Firefly article! <sarcasm style="obvious">Although, if I may, my plan was really to have it fail VFH after 11 days, have it quasi-featured, start a "Feature Firefly" campaign, and eventually rewrite and have featured the article on Serenity (which is kind of in a mess at the moment).</sarcasm> But thanks anyway! Sir MacMania GUN—[02:54 23 Aug 2009]