I am Albino Zombie. I have four hundred kittens and I live in outer space. I often overestimate my own sense of humor. It may appear that I have basic Uncyclopedia editing skills, but I do not. Without the ability to copy and paste text, this userpage would be a lot lamer than it already is. I've created a few so-so articles so far, and these are My Daddy, Call from Grandma and UnBooks:Swamp Adventure Amusement Park Ride Announcer Man: An Autobiography.Call from Grandma was at one time nominated over at VFH but it failed miserably. It would be much appreciated if you gave me feedback on my articles on my articles' talk pages, or on the pee pages, if I ever submit them for peeing. If you have anything to say about me or my userpage, talk about it on my talk page. I maintain a music blog over at ultrabearmusic.blogspot.com. I would like to personally apologize for any stress or anger I cause you.
