User talk:Outstanding citizen

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Hey, You!

Stop being stupid and trying to piss off the Uncyc crowd by complaining incessantly about deleting articles that you think need to be deleted. Stop being an n00b, and leave the Uncyc and go back to [1] where you intelligent, ranting pests belong. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 22:39, August 30, 2011 (UTC)

I have a suspicion this is Zaiger as both have links to the same article. If so, Zaiger is also the name of one of the original admins at Encyclopedia Dramatica (First Version) and Encyclopedia Dramatica (Second version). Could be related. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:36, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Not me. Please keep your speculations to yourself. I have better things to do than waste my time trolling you or whatever you are yelling at this person for. --Zaiger _talkplx 03:32, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

I never yell but thank you for going on the record so confirm there is no connection. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:13, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

Um...

Not trying to be abusive or vulgar, but you're not making Uncyclopedia a better place. This is Uncyclopedia, not Wikipedia. Uncyclopedia = misinformation. Wikipedia = information. Get where i'm going? You may edit, but please remember to be funny. Read HTBFANJS, and make sure you understand the rules. Cheers. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 12 September 2011, at 02:28

September 2011

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Uncyclopedia, as you did at Wikipedia. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been subsequently reverted.

• If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Note that human editors do monitor recent changes to Uncyclopedia articles, and administrators have the ability to block users from editing if they repeatedly engage in vandalism.

This is your only warning; if you vandalize Uncyclopedia again, you may be blocked from editing without further notice. 1234 ~ 02:32, 12 September 2011

Dear Outstanding Citizen

Please stop. I can't tell if your Campaign for A Decent Uncyclopedia is deep, tenebrous satire, or if it is merely evidence of a disordered mind. In either case, it's irritating. The administrators here don't care for it, either. If you truly feel as you seem to feel, please go read Chick Lit and let this Ship of Prodigals burn and capsize on its own. (It's dying, without any of your help.) "Cleaning up" this joint is an impossibility. Seriously. You are better advised to attempt the raising of the dead without the assistance of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

P.S. for your perusal, sir: A terrible, terrible Uncyclopedia page which should be censored and deleted, and also, another terrible, horrifying thing which should be expunged from the Internet. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 03:26, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

It seems as your uncivil comments have warranted you a ban. Please remember to be more sensitive when dealing with your fellow users. Outstanding citizen 03:37, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

Unfortunately, that's the case with you. Treat the wiki with respect and don't track everything you see "offensive". -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 12 September 2011, at 03:38

Sorry, sir, but my sensitivity to the intellectual deficits of other users was exhausted approximately ten minutes ago. :) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 03:44, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

I doubt it's going to work.

What you're doing is eerily similar to what a couple other noobs have done. I'm going to suggest you stop before you start some big clusterfuck and wind up getting it satirized on the site. Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 14:14, September 13, 2011 (UTC)

My Reply to your Reply

I'm referring to those links. A guy named DrPoodle felt the Tourette's Syndrome article was mocking people who actually had TS, and tried to get the article removed or replaced with something else even though the majoirty of the community was fine with it. The link here(click here) shows the talk page where he made his whole point and got argued with/laughed at.

Secondly, there's Anonymous Slashy. This guy thought the article on Asperger's Syndrome was both hate speech and could cause people who had AS to go on shooting rampages. A currently 3-page forum was created to try and show him how stupid he was being, but he refused to relent. He vandalized the article, dodged bans, and threatened legal action(which never came by the way). The extremely long forum-based argument over the article can be found here(click here). Scroll down to the bottom to move to the next page(there are 3 of them).

I just don't want you to wind up making a stupid mistake and getting permabanned for it. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 12:22, September 14, 2011 (UTC)

Don't listen to these guys

I think you're a pretty funny guy. Cute, too. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:30, September 15, 2011 (UTC)