User:Hey people!

All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!

This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

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Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Little Mermaid?

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	Useless Gobshite of the Month November 2009

My name is Hey people!

and I'm here to say,

I'm the greatest piece of crap

in every way.

I'm really nobody

and that's the shit,

But you know nobody

is really perfect!

Chorus:

Useless, useless,

Totally useless.

Useless, useless,

Totally useless.