User talk:Staircase

User talk:No, Staircase did. Cajek SO won that one. Everyone in their right/left/center/center-left/whatever direction is your favorite mind knows that Staircase won that one.

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Archive 1. (5/26 - 5/30) - Generic Welcome, Introduction to Pee Review, Adoption, Random chats with Tags, Chedds, and Mahmoosh. Archive 2. (5/30 - 6/3) - Officail PEEING member, UnNews DRAMATHON (Do not read. Seriously don't.), more reviewing, and sig work.

Um.

The history of that page you just edited is dominated by just one user. I'm sure you can guess who that user is. For this reason, and to prevent you being banned again, I have reverted the page. There is a whole front-page template for self-promotion; think of UnNews as a portal under the care of someone else. IronLung 03:22, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank you, IronLung. Better safe then sorry, eh? Staircase CUN^t 03:23, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

I was just coming here to say that. It's Zim's baby. Doubly bad, you swapped a not your page for a your page. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:25, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, it was free to edit... so I just went for it. Staircase CUN^t 03:27, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Okay, well if in doubt again just click the "History" tab at the top of the page to see what the haps are. Most pages aren't locked from established registered users, but there is still a certain code of conduct about some of the projects. IronLung 03:32, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Alright. I'll make sure to check next time. Staircase CUN^t 03:34, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Stairs, also: don't listen to cheddarwhateverthefuck or Mahmoosh. Please. They're fucking idiots. Just popping in...   Le Cejak • <3:59 Jun 03, 2009>

Ok. plus, I'm through with whatever. They still might be ranting along, but I'm done for good. Staircase CUN^t 04:00, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

The thing about Cajek is that he's always wrong. It's uncanny (hence his shortlived comic, The Uncanny Cajek). His superpower was "fail". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:11, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

What would my power be? Staircase CUN^t 04:12, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Agoraphobia. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:43, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

I said power. Not typical fear. Staircase CUN^t 04:44, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

I never said it was a good power. Sheesh! Not all superheroes can be super. Or heroes. You, for instance. You suck. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:00, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

If I suck, then who blows? Staircase CUN^t 05:24, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

I dunno. <insert name here>? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:32, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Der Unwehr

Yes, of course. Just add your name to the membership chart, call dibs on any articles you want to write/rewrite, and add templates to your userpage accordingly. Also, be sure to read the Unwehr page so you know what we're about, n'stuff, although I imagine you did that all already. Looking forward to having you with us. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:09, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I took the liberty of adding you myself. You are a Soldat, obviously. Add this template where appropriate:

SOLDAT

of Der Unwehr

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:09, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey, thanks, mate. I've already started a rewrite in Astronaut. Staircase CUN^t 20:04, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks steps!

Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo want to say sank you, ya otta!

You gived your voice to make za interfiew on za front page. So I want to say sank you... Want to see my brobelor? I also take you to za byramids and show you good time, and for you only 10 American dollars. No, wait! Come back! I want money! What do I tell to little Ahmad when he says ya baba, get food?...

Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:29 June 3 '09

Review

In your article, you didn't specify very well that the "complete accident" was the topic. And yes, I did mean that one section.

For an image, I would recommend a picture of the scientist. With a funny caption, it may propel the article to featured status. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

Ok, I see what you're saying. Ill try to get a good picture in there, and I'll touch it up a bit. Staircase CUN^t 21:42, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

I recommend a guy in his mid-thirties. Also, new sig. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 20:51, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

I saw. Staircase CUN^t 21:02, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 16:56, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Go vote

for my gradado for UotM. Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:18,3June,2009

And if you archive twice a week you're gonna have a shitload of archives. Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:19,3June,2009

You can only vote for one person on UOTM per month. IronLung 00:09, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I didn't know Steps had voted. Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:44,4June,2009

Well, I archive every time I hit 30,00 bytes. It depends on how many people talk on my page. Staircase CUN^t 00:52, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

That might be kind of quick to archive. After one month, you're gonna have about 10 archives, after your first year, it'll be 120. You might want to archive a little less than every 30,000 Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:15,4June,2009

And I'm gonna copy that floaty thing on the page. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:18,4June,2009

Go ahead! Note how that is my whole userpage, though. Staircase CUN^t 01:24, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

UN:CHAT

I'm bored so I'm going in again. Tell me if you can make it. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:16,4June,2009

Ah, as soon as I get on you leave. Staircase CUN^t 02:23, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

I hit a wrong button. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:25,4June,2009

Sure. Staircase CUN^t 02:26, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry it keeps kicking me. I don't know what's going on. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:29,4June,2009

What browser do you use for chat? Staircase CUN^t 02:30, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Safari. It worked fine before. Don Puttano cHeDDs 11:04,4June,2009

We gotta keep getting onto Un:chat. It's fun. In your time, when do u usually get on it (when I'm there)? Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:32,5June,2009

Well, I can usually go anytime on regular days of the week, cause it's summer. 9 - 2 ish. Staircase CUN^t 04:15, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

I don't know when 9-2ish is. What time is it now? Don Puttano cHeDDs 10:52,5June,2009

JOIN ME AGAIN! Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:50,7June,2009

Owstronout

You did improve it some, but it now has typos, red klinks and so froth. Re-adjusting the sentences (shorten some long ones where they cause possible misunderstandings etc) to make stuff relate to other stuff more coherently will also help it a lot. Thanks for the effort but it looks like it needs some work still. -- Style  Guide 16:57, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Ok, I'll work on that. Eventually. Staircase CUN^t 17:38, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey

need any ideas for UnNews--Iwillkillyou333 17:59, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

That would be nice. Staircase CUN^t 18:15, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Ok I got two

1. Scientist finds a talking dog or some kind of animal that can do great stuff like make a cure for AIDS or something like that.

2. A man charged with rape on a famous t.v. star

Hope you like them.--Iwillkillyou333 18:58, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

RE:How

Well, first your going to have to make some money. Request an account at Central Bank, then once, you get an account, you can find a job at either Central Bank or the Mini-Mart and make some money. I'll make you a coupon to the Mini-Mart, for being interested. Da man360^{Leave A Message}

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Ok, thanks. Staircase CUN^t 18:16, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Just in case you thought I forgot...

I've answered that image request of yours on my talk page. --^Dame 19:00, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Ooh look! A template has appeared!

CHEERS!
 Why, thank you for voting for my recently featured article. It's nice to know that you also enjoy laughing at gullible people getting their comeuppance. You're obviously as funny in the head as me!
(Not that you're funny in the head or anything.
Well, you are a bit. But in a good way, I promise!)
Nameable 16:12, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

=) PS, I have also reviewed your article. Twas good, I thought. Nameable • ((mumble?)) • 11:31, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

IT appears you have code that is leaking on your sig. Staircase CUN^t 21:18, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Fixed it (I hope). I'm no good at code anyway. What did you think of the review? Nameable • ((mumble?)) • 11:31, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Not bad. You did an excellent job up at the humour section, but the others you could have gone into a bit more detail. Staircase CUN^t 18:29, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

STOP

Uploading blatantly infringing works to this website? It's super-illegal. IronLung 21:52, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

It is? I'm just trying to get music to put on my page. Staircase CUN^t 21:54, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Absolutely not. IronLung 21:55, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

So it's not illegal? Is that what you are saying? Staircase CUN^t 21:56, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Ban 3, you're out! Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:56,7June,2009

WEll, er... I don't what's going on. Staircase CUN^t 21:57, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

It's totally illegal, and you may well be banned for this. IronLung 21:58, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Just take it off immediately. Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:58,7June,2009

Ok, ok! I don't want to get banned! I didn't know! Staircase CUN^t 22:00, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

It's already on QVFD, now it's in the hands of the banninators. IronLung 22:01, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Ok, I hope I don't get in trouble. I had no idea! Staircase CUN^t 22:01, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

First, everyone back off. The next time anyone who is not an admin threaten with a ban, I'll ban him. A simple message of - this is not approporiate would have been fine. Second, Staircase, apart from the infringement we have the issue of - we're not a hosting company. I'll remove those files. ~ 22:03, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Ok, thanks, Mordillo. It was an accident. Staircase CUN^t 22:04, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

whats going on here? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:07 June 7 '09

I was uploading some music files but I guess it's illegal. Staircase CUN^t 22:09, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Hidden page :)

You found my hidden page!

Because of that awesome feat, you get this award!

		The Hidden Page Barnstar
		I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you, Staircase, found. Amazing. User:Zheliel/sigz2

Hidden page :)

You found my hidden page!

Because of that awesome feat, you get this award!

		The Hidden Page Barnstar
		I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you, Staircase, found. Amazing. User:Zheliel/sigz2

User:Zheliel/sigz2 12:48, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Things/stuff to do

Hey stairs, Well, Uncyc was made for reading first and foremost. If you have nothing else to do, read through some special:random or go to template:Unrelatedarticle and read a random featured article. You could rewrite anything you find interesting. You could find pages to huff by going to special:NewPages and reporting the crap to QVFD. Obviously, you could just randomly write stuff, and hope something sticks. You could go to VFHS and vote to feature stuff. You could fuck around in BHOP or the forums. Or you could pracice your reviewing skillzzz in pee review. You could hit up other users for collabs. That's six options, all of which are pretty important things to do to keep uncyc going. What sounds interesting?   Le Cejak • <16:51 Jun 08, 2009>

I never knew about the unrelated article template. Souunds fun. Also, this computer is super slow, and it sucks to review withit, so I can scratch that. And I think I've voted for most articles on VFH, there might be a few where I haven't. As for writing, it's the same reason as reviewing. SO I guess I could cruise around the forums, but nothing there ever seems to interest me. Staircase CUN^t 16:55, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Too slow to write? Really? Are you using a typewriter, or some computer from the 1950's? Are you using one of those computers that use vacuum tubes and were as big as gyms? Are you from the past? Were you frozen in ice? Are you a caveman?   Le Cejak • <16:58 Jun 08, 2009>

Me Ook. Call me "steps" Me type Me type with rock. Rock type. Ook. Me type Okk Ook Okk. Me Ook. Staircase CUN^t 17:03, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

okay STEPS, check out some articles on User:Cajek/HS. Those are the best of the best articles. Every month, we choose our top three featured in that month, right? Well, here they are. All of them. Read. Learn. Write (if you can).   Le Cejak • <4:03 Jun 09, 2009>

Ok, thanks! Staircase CUN^t 04:06, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

That didn't ease my PMS, on the contrary...

I am wondering if you have considered the changes to the original article before I started editing it. But thanks for the review. At least I know you hate the same things for which I started editing the article originally, but you didn't add much new to it. Just proves my nip and tuck small edits at a time repairs to the site aren't really appreciated at all. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:38, 8 Jun

Hey Steps

My Leprechaun article was nommed again. You wanna re-cast your vote? Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:57,10June,2009

Sure. Staircase CUN^t 23:17, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

NM. Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:17,11June,2009

Preemptive Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

(Though it hasn’t actually been featured yet.)

—Guildy

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You're such a cocky bitch. Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:18,11June,2009

I nommed you

For the Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize for writing the best UnNews articles of the month. Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:27,12June,2009

Really? Well, I better write some more. I'll try to get to some tomorrow, ok? Staircase CUN^t 05:42, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank you Mr.Steps...

Thank you ... ... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje

--^Dame 18:56, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

You adopted Cajek ?

Whaz that? User:Zheliel/sigz2 05:12, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Eh, it was something weird. I don't get it, but I'm his adoptee. Staircase CUN^t 05:13, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Staircase taught me everything I know.   Le Cejak • <5:23 Jun 16, 2009>

Ya, that's it, that's why he has some thrity features and I have none. Staircase CUN^t 05:24, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HERE THREE WEEKS, DAMMIT   Le Cejak • <5:26 Jun 16, 2009>

So? Staircase CUN^t 05:27, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Cajek has thrity features? I thought his only feature was Permaban. User:Zheliel/sigz2 04:13, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

He should have one of those. Staircase CUN^t 04:16, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Pity... User:Zheliel/sigz2 07:06, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

I WANTED TO BE OF TALKING ON YOU ARE PAGE

But I don't know what to say. Hm. Looking through your edit history, I saw some wikihate going on. Namely, some angry vandals. Who did you piss off? ARE YOU BEING VIGILANT AND REVERTING VANDALISM? HOW DARE YOU? —Sir SysRq (talk) 16:00, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Ya, some vandals were wiping my page clean cause Ikept reverting their vandalism. There's vandals, and there's Cajek, who did a lot of that stuff up at the top. *sigh*. Staircase CUN^t 16:23, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, Cajek is just a persistent vandal that we ban all the time but allow to come back because we like fucking with him. I say we just kick his ass out for good, he's obviously not going to reform. —Sir SysRq (talk) 16:54, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, that's after I passed aboption. Staircase CUN^t 16:58, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Aboption? Did we start up a new program while I was away? —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:10, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

AAN. I'm pretty sure you know. Staircase CUN^t 17:11, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh, adoption. I wasn't sure what you meant by "aboption". Yeah, I know all about adoption. I'm kind of an adopter myself. Though most people would take Cajek over me any day. I don't blame 'em, I wish I were adopted by Cajek even though I've been around longer than he has. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:17, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

You should make a sockpuppet account just so you could get adopted by cajek. Staircase CUN^t 17:19, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

I actually have a few sockpuppets lying around. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:20, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Ah, I see. Not really. That could be explained from the cloth tied around my eyes. I'm also banded at the wirsts and mysterious figures dragged me into a car and are speeding me away. Staircase CUN^t 17:23, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

If by "mysterious figures" you mean Cajek and I then yes. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:28, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'm not sure cause I'm blind folded. Staircase CUN^t 17:46, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Let's keep it that way. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:03, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Ok! Staircase CUN^t 00:44, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Here...

Sorry it took so long

...is the pic you asked for. --^Dame 17:01, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Awesome! Thank you! Staircase CUN^t 17:02, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Haha. That's awesome. Can't wait to see the associated article. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:07, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Every Jim Carrey Film Ever Made. Not that good, but I'm not that good of a writer. If you want, you can go change some things around and help out the article. However, I request the plot stays the same. It's golden. Staircase CUN^t 18:28, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Golden it is, friend. You may draw some inspiration from this. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:34, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Ok, I'll give it a read sometime. Staircase CUN^t 18:43, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

As for your article, it's a great concept and certainly has potential, but you're not there yet. Let me know when you feel like you're done with it and I'll be more than happy to give it an official review. (I'm sort of a member of PEEING, and I haven't done a review in a while so I need to do one anyways.) —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:07, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, I am a member too! But you have like fifty reviews. Staircase CUN^t 19:12, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

And a RotM to boot. =D —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:27, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, sure! Staircase CUN^t 20:55, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Review

Did you forget? ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 04:34, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Review

Did you forget? ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 04:34, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Review

Did you forget? ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 04:34, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Here's a helpful link. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:40, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I was off for a week to Catalina. Staircase CUN^t 00:42, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

And now you get some more time off - do not add the tag unless you are starting the review at that point. They are not for reserving reviews until you feel like doing them. I said I was gonna start banning people who did that, so now I'm following up on that. Do not let this happen again. --UU - natter 10:02, Jul 2

Ta!

I, Orian57, extend my grattitude for (of?) your vote on WotM! No but seriously, guys. Thanks, it means something to me, more than it should probably.

Thanks esspecially for the nom and also congratulations on your double win! :)    Orian57    Talk   11:27 1 July 2009

You still haven't gotten Mahm00shA a present

Time's running out. Get to it! Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:45,5July,2009

Er... uh... ok. Staircase CUN^t 03:48, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Nice... present...? Mine was better though. Did you read it? Don Puttano cHeDDs 15:00,5July,2009

Didn't have the time. Do you have anything for me to review? I need to review something. Staircase CUN^t 15:03, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Redirects on QVFD...

...should be listed as redirects (like {{redirect|User:Staircase/Milky Way}}), not as links to the redirect (like [[:User:Staircase/Milky Way]]). In the former, the redirect will get deleted. In the latter, the page that the redirect redirects to will (potentially). I've mentioned it before, but this is because all admins have dull, empty heads. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:30, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Ok, thank you very much Modus! I'll do that next time I have redirects to delete. Sorry about that! Staircase CUN^t 17:33, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Just remember that we don't make users admins because they're smart or because they pay attention. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:48, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

For what reaons then? Staircase CUN^t 17:51, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

I haven't the faintest. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:01, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Well of course. What is the size of your brain again? A flea? Staircase CUN^t 18:06, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Probably. I am quite the numbskull. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:14, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

As noted by your above average ability to write humour. 18:16, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Possibly, but like Rain Man I'm shitty at virtually everything else. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:28, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Such as breathing, I assume? Staircase CUN^t 18:32, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Now you're just being ridiculous. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:36, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

As are you. Anyhow, how in thw wrold do you write such awesome articles? I just don't get how some people can rip out thirty features like you and others, while other people strive just to get one. Staircase CUN^t 18:40, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Try to keep in mind that we all have to start somewhere (my first edit was this, apparently), that it took ten months here and innumerable edits before I made an original page that "worked", that I've been here since October 2005, and that I've made so many edits that my sandbox alone is one of the most edited pages (or was. I can't see that linked page from where I am, which is not work, and if anyone says I'm not working at work they're a dirty liar!).

Also, keep in mind that you don't see my failures (like the pages that run out of inspiration before they're done, or the finished pages that suck) because they never reach mainspace.

Shorter Modusoperandi: It doesn't just happen. Well, sometimes Sophia throws you a bone and you bang out an awesome page in a day or less, but most of the time the 90/10 perspiration/inspiration ratio is about right. Writing okay is easy, turning okay into awesome is *hard*. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:02, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Ah. Well I'm with Cajek, do you think he is good to hang around with when it comes to writing things? Staircase CUN^t 19:16, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea. The process of writing is ineffable to me, as except for the idea it's generally unplanned. As such, when it happens it just...happens. Practice, for lack of a better word, helps, but the writer's road has no map. Half the fun is finding out where it leads. The other half, oddly, is strawberries, which are *awesome*. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:27, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Saber's right. You should be a stand up comedian. Staircase CUN^t 19:35, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Naw. I like it here more. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:45, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm prett sure eveyone would miss you. Staircase CUN^t 19:45, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Worse, I'd have to put on pants. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:55, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Good point. Do you think this has a good idea? I'm no where near done, but I was just wondering if you think it could be a good article when finished. Staircase CUN^t 19:56, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

(UnIndenting) It might be better as "Art forger caught". Maybe start serious, with the crime and the charges, but only give away the twist at the end. Try making a police sketch of him in MSP, too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:17, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh wow I remember this conversation.    Orian57    Talk   19:59 5 July 2009

UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden

You said you liked where it was going? It's finished now, is this something you'd vote for on?    Orian57    Talk   19:59 5 July 2009

oh yeah, it's good, but I think it ends sort of abruptly. I would still give it a for, though. Staircase CUN^t 20:00, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

I hate endings, I'm really bad at them. But yeah, I put it up for a pee review so I'll see what someone else says, Keep an eye on VFH though, it'll be there soon enough.    Orian57    Talk   20:02 5 July 2009

Ok. Myabe I should Pee Reviw it, I've dedicated myself to reviewing a lot this month. Staircase CUN^t 20:07, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Ok, seems like a good idea. :)    Orian57    Talk   20:10 5 July 2009

If I have the time I will, btu I have to go soon so you'll have to wait. I'm really quite jealous of you at this point. Staircase CUN^t 20:13, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Jealous of me because I'm getting one of your reviews? Or is my devilishy huge cock?    Orian57    Talk   20:16 5 July 2009

No, because every article you write is featureable. Staircase CUN^t 02:35, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

For the review. I didnt think you were mean on this either, as this is one of my first articles (along with (Brute)) I have ever written, so I was a complete noob during that time. By the way Look up Obama, "Whatever you Like", thats were I got that from. K Thanks lolz---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:15, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

No problem. I hope you use my advice, You could actually make something of that article. Staircase CUN^t 05:16, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Note the significant lack of whoring in my sig now

And to think you doubted me --Pup 06:16, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Hello

Welcome to Uncyclopedia! Here is a template crafted in your honour, sir.

Yay you! ... Because you might be one of those pro people who go to UnBusiness! Yay you again! Two apples for you here! You better help at UnBusiness, because you got these apples.

Yay you indeed. Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! It's 09:06 ...with savings!

UnDead Thankings

Doug would like to thank you! For Helping him and little Emily get through the inconvenient zombie apocalypse!

   Orian57    Talk   15:06 14 July 2009

wow review

thanks for the warcraft review, stairs. i've got some work to do, and i'm eager to get down to it. out of curiousity, are you a WoW-er? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:15, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

That shit? Runescape is so much better.    Orian57    Talk   18:16 14 July 2009

No, I've never played. Maybe that's why I didn't find it all that funny :P Anyhow, you really could make it great, seeing your other articles. Staircase CUN^t 00:52, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

I used to play, for like 2 months. It's very fun, but too expensive. I played using a friend's game, and named my centaur-thing CheddarBBQ. Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:14,15July,2009

Typical Cheddar BBQ. Staircase CUN^t 01:15, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Fantasy Football

Would you be interested? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:30, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

Of course! Staircase CUN^t 00:39, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

My Birthday

Would you be interested? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 14:49,21July,2009

Perhaps. Depends if in the mood or not, you know? Staircase CUN^t 14:56, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

no, I don't know. I'm always in the mood for my birthday. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 16:13,21July,2009

Well, in that case, um..... it depends if I want to write a story or not. Staircase CUN^t 16:15, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

But you're a writer! That's what you do! Make it an UnNews if you want. Or whip something nice up in MS Paint. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 16:19,21July,2009

Well, uh, I haven't made an UnNews in such a long time it's unbelievable. The last time I made one was before my dad left. Also, I'm not that much of a wrietr. My articles are mediocre. Which reminds me, I'm looking for opinions on this. What do you think thus far? Anyhow, I could do something in MS Paint. Staircase CUN^t 16:23, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

You're articles are mediocre? Did you read my AFI? Anyways, I'm not looking for gold. And what's that about your dad? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 16:26,21July,2009

Cajek. Staircase CUN^t 16:29, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh, so your adoptive dad. Okay. Wait, Cajek left? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 17:30,21July,2009

Sort of. He drops by every once in a while, makes an edit or two, and then splits. Look on my page. Staircase CUN^t 17:35, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

Belated thanks

Rejoice, Staircase! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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You may be my worst enemy when I'm drunk, but your review of Uncyclopedia Madness was thorough and proper. Good day sir! --EMC ^[TALK] 03:34, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Thank you to the highest extent! That's my first Golden Shower! Staircase CUN^t 03:38, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Draft

It's going on now. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:43, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Alright. I'll be sure to go when it's my turn. Staircase CUN^t 15:41, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

PEEd

	The article UnNews:Sub-par apocalypse disappoints many has been reviewed by PuppyOnTheRadio(talk)
	Version as at 24 July 2009	PEE review

And could you please move the images of rape.gif. They make it a bitch to get in here and edit/add new section? Pup t 08:07, 24/07/2009

Fantasy Football

When do you plan on making a team on Yahoo!? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 04:16,25July,2009

MAKE A DAMN TEAM! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 03:22,26July,2009

Oops, meant to leave that for LiveLong. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 03:24,26July,2009

I NO APPRECIATING YOUR INSULTZ. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 05:54, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Then make a team. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 12:42,27July,2009

Thanks

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildy

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Draft

You're on clock. Tom Brady is still up for grabs, by the way. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 16:13, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Draft

You're on clock. Tom Brady is still up for grabs, by the way. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 16:13, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Draft

You're on clock. Tom Brady is still up for grabs, by the way. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 16:13, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Sorry about that, I clicked save three times. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 16:14, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Tom Brady sucks. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 17:42,25July,2009

High Five, cHEDDAR! also you up again mah homie. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 04:51, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

And now I've picked. You're up again. And John Brady is still on the board!!! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 01:06, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey Steps, look like we're gonna be up against each other in Week 1. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 03:25,26July,2009

And you're going to lose, sucka. Staircase CUN^t 03:32, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Bring it on. Step off bitch! get it "step" off? lol 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 03:42,26July,2009

Um... I don't get it. Staircase CUN^t 03:45, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Staircase, steps, step off, ya know, vertical incline humor. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 03:48,26July,2009

Humor? Vertical? Step? Am I missing something? Where am I? What am I? Is that a fish? Staircase CUN^t 04:00, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Yes it is. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15:41,26July,2009

Thanks

I will try and improve Corn Flakes at some point in the near future, I promise! I may even do it now... Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 15:31, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

thats good, because I really enjoyed it. If you ever want some help, feel free to ask me, I'd love to help. Staircase CUN^t 15:31, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Astroboat

OK - I don't know the english terms for most of what is wrong, and if I pointed them out one by one, I could just as well correct them myself. I'll try to pick one or two for samples, just a sec. If you rewrite this into a real good one, and it fails front page, it'll be on science portal front page next or right after that. Remind me if you don't see it there. -- Style  Guide 12:21, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

All right - start with typos. There are a few. Astronaut's stomach is probably used as a womb, not a fetus. Um. Just go through it critically and you will find things to correct in it. -- Style  Guide 12:27, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

One more time...

*Insert another Daft Punk reference* It's your turn again....Around the World.... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:58, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

GO ALREADY!!!!! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 01:38,30July,2009

thanks!

Orian57 would like to thank you! For voting him Playwright of the Month! He appreciates it and is also uncertain about why he is speaking in third person - he hates that. Seriously though, thanks, I'll almost certainly do more in the future.

And to you esspecially, for the nom! :)    Orian57    Talk   22:01 1 August 2009

you're up

~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 22:56, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Move yo ass already! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15:57,4August,2009

Too late. bitch. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 23:21,4August,2009

I just peed

Thought I'd best tell you so you can go clean it up--El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 21:03, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Someone mention pee?

Golden Urinal

You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing – there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!

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There you go, there should be no more unsightly spillages on your page! Don't stop peeing now! --UU - natter 13:39, Aug 6

Thanks! Staircase CUN^t 15:04, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Cheerio

50% off

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your next prescription of Cheerios (avenasativa) tablets.
Offer valid only in California. Offer applies only with a doctor's consent and prescription. Thank you for voting for the featuring of Cheerios. Your support is much appreciated. Discount available only before time on signature. Therefore discount is void everywhere. Sorry.
Sir MacMania GUN— 15:56, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

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Thank you for voting. And ... oh, dear, that rainbow text's given me a headache. Need ... aspirin ... Sir MacMania GUN— 16:01, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

'syourturn

That's draftspeak for "GO!"--<<>> 20:40, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Pit defense was already picked 5 picks ago. Try again.--<<>> 23:51, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Your turn again.--<<>> 14:40, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

HEY

I'm free to help with Astronaut if you want? --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 23:52, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

GO ahead. Staircase CUN^t 23:56, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Ok, yeah sorry about the capitals, how do you want to go about it?--El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 23:57, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Erm, well you mentioned some ideas, and I would like to see where you would put them and how you would put them, namely an interview/newspaper. My article trys to keep a general encyclopediac tone, so if you can manage to fit those in I would love to see how and would keep it. Staircase CUN^t 00:00, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

OK, I'll add it to my list of contributions and start working when I have more specific ideas, is that OK? I hope I haven't been rude in the past or anything btw, I'll try and come up with some details tomorrow, working around the theme you have set, perhaps send it over to RadicalX if we want to get a proper newspaper article in there. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 00:06, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

You haven't come off as rude at all, actually you've been really helpful, hence the Golden Shower. And yeah, that sojnds great. Staircase CUN^t 00:10, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Your Pick

You're up. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:34, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Wrong person. Staircase CUN^t 16:35, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Astronaut

Hi there, I've been looking over astronaut and considering subtley changing some parts of the concept. I have already changed the intro slightly to accomodate the changes I suggested about the definitions, but I was also thinking that it might work better and be more effective if the astronauts-are-dumb thing was still true, yet their public image was still as heros. So in this way we can justify NASA choosing them as part of a government project to "deal with the homeless problem" but they can still fulfill their role as "American heroes" in the public image. We can therefore make it absurd-yet-believable and thoroughly logical. Astronauts remain dumb, but the only people who know this are the Government and certain conspiracy theorists and enlightened human rights, activists. What do you think? I just feel it needs a more encyclopaedic tone and to mix more views together, rather than hammering in the same point. This way news stories will be able to be created and contrasts of interviews would be more effective, it would have a definite human element to it. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 15:26, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

That is, of course, if you want to change the heart of the concept at all. It can stay as it is if you like and we can refine it on the basic ironic premise without adding much, I just feel it has more chance of being featured if we add a bit more depth to it. Also, if you do keep it as it is, the only thing I would suggest is a cut down in length really. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 15:32, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

I really like your idea. But how could we make it really work? Staircase CUN^t 23:54, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

OH, sorry, now I'm starting to get it. Silly me. Yeah, sounds good. Staircase CUN^t 23:57, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, if you want to leave your version as it is now, I can take a copy and place it on my user page to experiment with? That way if something goes horribly wrong we don't need to worry too much. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 00:03, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, that sounds like a good plan. We could both screw around with it there, and we can't forget to add Sonje's AMAZING pic. Staircase CUN^t 00:05, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Yup, I was thinking we could use that as a controversial picture that was leaked onto the internet by some anonymous NASA member and threatened to unleash the reality of astronauts onto the world, but... something.... stopped it (I haven't worked this bit out yet) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 00:10, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

I think we should put that as the first image, personally, and have it as "an unrealeased photo of an astronaut" or something, something that only NASA should hold onto. Then later we could... just get on IRC and we'll talk there. --Staircase CUN^t 00:13, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

A Mr Sherlock Holmes is at the door, sir

I have observed

that you had voted for an entry on me to be featured. Of course, this was to be expected for a man of such reputation, Watson, was it not?
Elementary, Holmes, as you would have put it.
So it is. But it appears that the author nevertheless wishes to thank you, so I'll leave him to it. Meanwhile, I shall return to my cough drop bottle.

Hold on a minute ... Holmes, is that cocaine?
Watson—
I'd thought Dr Freud had made you fight off that vice! Here, give me that. You know how many times I've told you to smoke tobacco instead.

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Thank you for voting for this article! Sir MacMania GUN—[05:43 11 Aug 2009]

Draft

You're up. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 07:49, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

You're up once more. If you are around and about. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:14, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

The doctor will see you now Oh, by the way, before we begin today's session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article. Now, tell me about your childhood.--You know what the music means... Our time is up.

Come on!

Stop wasting your time doing homework and get some real work done! Uncyclopedia work ;) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 20:13, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

More Undead Thanksplate!

Doug would like to thank you! Again! For Helping him and little Emily get through the inconvenient zombie apocalypse! And be the best article of July 09!

   Orian57    Talk   18:24 15 August 2009

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for making my article a feature

It's about fucking time.

—Thanks

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—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:00, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Is that fourteen for you? Staircase CUN^t 02:01, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Isaac The Tank Engine feedback

hey... I'm not a fan of having conversations in VFH noms, but just curiosity about something. This article has some fairly significant religious overtones, so I was wondering what you religious background is... Feel free not to answer, as I'm just being nosey, but I'm trying to make sure that this isn't too insular. Pup t 21:28, 21/08/2009

Actually, I'm a atheist. Staircase CUN^t 23:19, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

yawrp... 'Twas what I was 'fraid of - insular. Then again, test cricket got a nod, so it still has a hope. Pup t 23:31, 21/08/2009

Yeah, like I said it was well written and you obviously put work into it, but maybe I just have a deranged sense of humour. Cause I like Unfomercials:Progressive Insurance - Bike insurance. And then I don't enjoy other apparently 'great' pieces such as You Are Dead. Staircase CUN^t 23:39, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

funny, I just redid a fairly bad review on Progressive... I read your comments after when I glued the review to the talk page and although I don't completely agree with you I mostly agree... if I've read you are dead it hasn't made a huge mark 'cause I don't 'member it. Pup t 00:09, 22/08/2009

Number one article of 2007. I didn't think it should even be featured, much less number one. Staircase CUN^t 00:14, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Just read it... I occasionally look back on features articles from a few years ago, as I often use FAs as a benchmark, and it reminds me of why I didn't join the uncyc community back then. There are a few articles that have gone through to FA recently that I'm against, but this does show that, overall, the quality of work is improving. Pup t 00:56, 22/08/2009

What I'm getting out of this is that you tend not too like featured articles from a while back? In my opinion, there are quite a few better from back then then now. I have so many favorites it's nearly impossible for me to recall or even count them. As for VFH nowadays, I'm glad to see that streak of nominating crappy one-liners has appeared to have stopped. And I'm not much for voting up, I hardly read the articles much anymore. But I do enjoy The Dice Men, one that's nommed right now. Staircase CUN^t 01:02, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Not all prior year FAs, but a fair number of them. And as for the one liner Noms, most of these die prior to getting to FA, thank Isaac, but... I think it comes down to that fact that random humour doesn't tickle me,.., and neither does clumsy wit. Looking at the FA Doctor Who and the FA God, neither of these have any real cohesiveness. having a look at what IC have done with God, and MacMania's take on Doctor Who The Doctor, these are superior to the FA version. But again, it comes down. In a big way, to opinion. Pup t 01:25, 22/08/2009

Side note - dicemen didn't excite me. It's not bad by any stretch of the imagination, but I'm just not a fan of the random humour. Pup t 03:01, 24/08/2009

Yeah, I get you; a lot of people aren't excited by random humor. I, on the other hand, love it. Staircase CUN^t 03:10, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Draft Done

I've put players on their teams, so we're officially go on Yahoo!. Go to your team to edit your starting roster etc. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:22, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Sure. Staircase CUN^t 23:24, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

On the Pagemove vandal

I would suggest leaving the moves alone, and wait on an admin to fix it. Due to how page moves work, and since it is a double move, its easier for him to make a mess than it is for us to clean it up. And, if we do something wrong while moving it, we'd risk creating a bigger mess. --Mn-z 02:28, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I realized right after I clicked 'move' that I shouldn't have; I'll refrain when it gets that messy next time. Staircase CUN^t 02:31, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my motherfucking article.

You are clearly a badass motherfucker.

—Guildy

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Re: May I have a word?

Thank you sir! After some dedicated reading I have also determined that I am my favorite Uncyclopedia writer as well. Let's start a fanclub. I'll be the president of it. --EMC ^[TALK] 22:22, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

How are we going to get people to join? Threats? Or are we just going to have to tell them about the orgies? Staircase CUN^t 22:51, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Orgy? Pup t 00:39, 8/09/2009

I'm sure you'd love it. Staircase CUN^t 21:20, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you from the trainyards

User:POTR/ITTE Pup

Nice Rape Gif

STOMPING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF YOUR SOCIETY Seriously though, where would you be without me? Would drama ever be the same again? It's so very simple. The great monster rises from the water and pauses dramatically while shimmering in the moonlight. He slowly looks into the camera and utters a deep resonating scream that encompasses all our deepest fears. Spotlights search the dark horizon to find his massive hulk of reptilian glory a mere kilometer from the heart of the great industrial city. Slowly, the great beast steps onto dry land and his rein of terror begins. Buildings crumble before him as he appears to be endlessly searching for something. Something to appease unknown demonic desires as yet to be defined. Of course, it's really just an act. The confused searching thing gets em' all nervous, that's for sure. The bottom line is simple. Please don't use atomic weapons, OK? Your vote for Godzilla vs. Vaginus is a step in the right direction and hopefully some measure of your mammalian guilt will be relieved. Thank you so much. ;-) xxx Gojira

Wow, I couldn't hit any of the tabs up top because of the Gif! Cleverly obnoxious! Thanks for your vote and keeping the sand out--    20:45, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Wow, somebody appreciates my efforts around here. Staircase CUN^t 03:51, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

How Is It Up?

Haven't talked to you in a while. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:19,18September,2009

Not much. School's been consuming loads of my time, I've had very little access to the web. I'd love to write, but homework and writer's block make that hard. Staircase CUN^t 18:31, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

I know what you mean. Only I'm a motherfuckin' genius, so I don't got those type of problems. Homework is mah bitch. Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:07,20September,2009

Yeah, I know the shit too, but it is still time consuming. Staircase CUN^t 03:23, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Mu-Mu-Mutha Fu-Fucka

You ready for Week 4? Cuz guess what? I plan on killing Leftwich. And replacing him with some big-ballas. You scared? Cuz you should be. Just because I'm in 7th in the 8 team league don't mean shit in a toaster. You gonna have your ass shoved into a blender named Jay Cutler. BITCH. Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:52,28September,2009

No. I think I'll just kick your ass. Staircase CUN^t 03:54, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

told ya bitch. Che } 02:17,14October,2009

Uh, I kicked your ass. RAHB beat me, you bag of stem. Staircase CUN^t 02:30, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

NICE CALL BITCH!

NE SUCKS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH! GO MUTHAFUCKIN' INDY! ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 23:27, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Wow, there's been no posts since November. You must be unpopular...

Anyways, my article is up on VFH and you haven't voted yet. Just a reminder. And yes, I'm a whore, but less than what I used to be. Che } 20:25,16December,2009

Welcome back? stranger

Er, that's all I got. Nice to meet you.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  11 Jan 2010 ~ 02:28 (UTC)

Happy not-so-welcome back, not-so-stranger! Staircase CUN^t 03:52, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

Where the fuck are

you? Che } 03:28,11January,2010

Helllloooooooo? Che } 04:14,18January,2010

whadya want Staircase CUN^t 20:22, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like months. Che } 20:31,18January,2010

Meh, it's all been school, lack of interest, writers block. Just haven't found the time or enthusiasm I used to have for this place. Staircase CUN^t 15:02, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Well at least go vote for Jenny. As a thank you for caring. Che } 15:53,19January,2010

Why, what a horrible great thank you! Staircase CUN^t 00:01, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Ok. Break's over. Get the fuck back here. Che } 18:42,11April,2010

Huh Staircase CUN^t 04:03, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

Exactly. Che } 10:59,13April,2010

Fine, you got me to edit. Staircase CUN^t 02:04, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Fantasy Football 2010

It's back! Go here. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:42, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

Get Your ass back here

NOW!--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:35, July 31, 2010 (UTC) /small>

Thanks

I will try and improve Corn Flakes at some point in the near future, I promise! I may even do it now... Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 15:31, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

thats good, because I really enjoyed it. If you ever want some help, feel free to ask me, I'd love to help. Staircase CUN^t 15:31, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Astroboat

OK - I don't know the english terms for most of what is wrong, and if I pointed them out one by one, I could just as well correct them myself. I'll try to pick one or two for samples, just a sec. If you rewrite this into a real good one, and it fails front page, it'll be on science portal front page next or right after that. Remind me if you don't see it there. -- Style  Guide 12:21, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

All right - start with typos. There are a few. Astronaut's stomach is probably used as a womb, not a fetus. Um. Just go through it critically and you will find things to correct in it. -- Style  Guide 12:27, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

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