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To Anonymous IP[edit source]

You are probably irritated by the fact that your edits keep getting reverted. It's not that they're bad; it's more that they don't fit the theme of the page. This page is more a quasi-historical document on the origin of the admin, while your edits, though coherent and fairly well thought out, aren't.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:24, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Also, that edit which Modusoperandi linked to is an example of "link spam". You included a link to an ICU article into an article where it really doesn't belong. --The Zombiebaron 09:27, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

To Anonymous IP Redux[edit source]

Your edits have to fit the theme of the page. We aren't being pricks or divas when we revert edits that fail this simple test; does it fit? The answer, it would seem, is no.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:52, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Unprotect please[edit source]

...or do I have to become a Admin when I move in here? 22:57, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

1rd: Get an account. It's easy, and you get 10% rancid produce at Safeway.
2th: Wait three days.
3st: Profit! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:11, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

A riddle[edit source]

Which is the odd one out?

  • Man
  • Woman
  • Carpet
  • Admin

Answer Admin. Because you can:

  • beat a man
  • beat awoman
  • beat a carpet

But you cant beat an Admin (especially when he uses his FUCKING BIG STICK to beat you into a slimy pulped submission. How frigging brave is that?) Fucking cowards all of em--Light current 22:52, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Taken from [1] -- 10:23, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

I don't get it. I can't beat a man. Women kick my ass. What's a carpet? Your riddle is nonsensical. Nonsensical! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:24, 18 May 2007 (UTC)