User talk:Projectjulio
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Projectjulio, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind humor that is accepted on this site I suggest checking out the following links:
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-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:25, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Thanks![edit source]
Hey thanks alot for the two pee reviews! They helped alot, I am currently correcting them. If you have any ideas please tell me on my talk page because I am thinking of submitting the cardboard box one for VFH after a quick revision, and a 2nd review. If not, still thanks for in-depth! --Tagstit 20:15, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
User:Mnbvcxz/Female[edit source]
Hey now! Thanks for your additions, I just wanted you to know that your previous edit wasn't tossed. It just got moved into a more appropriate section so I just reverted your "can't drive a car" (just now) from the introductory paragraph because it's already in the next section (redundancy).-- 17:56, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
ooooh I didn't realize that. Thx for the hheads up =) Also I'm supposed to be working right now but FUCK CAPITALISM, YAY!!!Projectjulio 20:00, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
PEE done[edit source]
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The article UnNews:"Crunchberries" Aren't Real Berries; Cap'n Crunch Arrested has been reviewed by PuppyOnTheRadio(talk) | |
| Version as at 2 August 2009 | PEE review | |
VFH[edit source]
Hey, It's cool to see you getting involved with VFH but can you please make sure that you only vote once per entry, I have noticed you doing it a couple of times in every entry you have voted upon. If the problem is persistent internet issues or simply being unsure of how to do it properly then use the preview button to check. This is just a friendly nudge before an admin decides that it isn't funny. Thanks. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:02, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
- And apparently an admin decided alrady that this isn't funny. I gave you a limited pardon, but make sure you vote only once on each vote. Otherwise I'll reinstate TKF's ban. Thanks. ~
10:33, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
No really[edit source]
What's up with your lame "Your articles suck" gig? —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:27, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
- Because PJ's articles are obviously much better than yours Socky.
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19:47,2August,2009
Your mother...[edit source]
... is a nice well-to-do lady, but she is often mistaken for a prostitute. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:18, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:"Crunchberries" Aren't Real Berries; Cap'n Crunch Arrested[edit source]
I've filled out the Pee Review you've requested, as a heads up. Parsat (talk / contribs) 23:37, 4 August 2009 (UTC)