User talk:Zeldafan500

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Chuck Norris isn't funny

Just thought you would like to know, since I'm an asshole like that. Thanks, sincerely yours, Frankie! 03:58, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

No, seriously, Chuck Norris is a tired, old meme that was never funny to begin with. You do not realize how many people here are sick of seeing his name all over the place and how awesome he apparently is. I will continue to remove it from that silly page as many times as you add it, and so on. Frankie! 18:51, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Okay, whatever, guy. Roman Dog Bird 18:58, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Aren't you that guy on 3unyclopedia that EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES?? Anyway, don't add your name to articles. That's Vanity. And stop with that overused meme. He ain't funny anymore. Stop perisiting or you'll get a ban... just like on #uncyclopedia... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:03, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

cool the fuck down

If It's reverted by someone MUCH MORE EXPERIENCED THAN YOU, it probably isn't funny. only YOU find your jokes funny. Keep edit warring, and you'll get banned. Guess who's HanSolo? Oh yeah, me. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:10, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

HEY LOOK LISTEN

Look! Condensed humour tips! Learn them or be BANNED FROM THE INTERNET!

• NONSENSE IS STUPID AND NOT FUNNY
• CLICHES GET ANNOYING AFTER ABOUT A WEEK
• SCAT AND PENIS JOKES ARE DEAD
• STOP, THINK, NO SERIOUSLY, THINK
• PAY ATTENTION AND THINK
• DON'T SAY WHATEVER YOU FISH OUT OF YOUR HEAD
• PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME
• YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION!
• ASK SOMEONE BESIDES YOU IF ITS FUNNY
• TAKE MORE THAN TEN SECONDS TO MAKE IT WORK

Bah... If you don't want to learn to take advice, you're not getting anywhere. Either accept that, or deal with isolation. Ж WHEEEEE! 02:03, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

I doubt he's ever going to look back here again, what with him being banned and all, but I feel one point must be driven even further, so:

• PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME
• PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME
• PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME
• PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME
• PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME
• PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME
• PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME
• PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME
• PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME
• PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME
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• PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME
• PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME
• PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME

Thank you for your time, that was me being a dick. Good night, I'm really tired. Roman Dog Bird 05:16, 5 August 2007 (UTC)