User:Shadyman

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us N This user is a native speaker of American English. us N

fr 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français. fr 2

bs E This user only speaks Bullsh!t because it was a required course in school. bs E

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17 N This user is a native speaker of 1337. 17 N

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is Canadian …and is very opinionated about snow tires, curling, & the CBC!!!

4 This user has written 4 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 4

This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

Just a little bit about Shadyman.

Shadyman IS:

• THE SHADYMANERER!
• ALIVE!!!
• a MAN, and tells you not to forget it.
• from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot.
• likes Pi.
• ADDICTED TO COWBELL.
• a Firefox user AND a Thunderbird user
• a friend of Caffeine.

Shadyman IS NOT:

• Thinkerer.
• a legume.
• sane.
• DED!
• understandable.
• available outside this limited time TV offer.