User talk:Amerecina

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Hello, Amerecina, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Nice one

I take my hat off for you :) ~ 19:33, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Thank you! That's the nicest only nice thing anyone on this site has ever said to me. :) --Amerecina 04:01, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Care for some cheese?

Care for some cheese?

I thought you might like some cheese with that whine. xD ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:49 Mar 2

No thanks. I already get more than my daily supply of cheese by simply reading uncyclopedia entries and looking at its subpar banners. --Amerecina 04:01, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

You were right!

You've opened my eyes. When they say that the wiki can be edited by anyone, they should mean the WHOLE WIKI!!! That is, the entire database should be open to us, raw, to mess with as we would like.

Oh wait, that's retarded. Anyway, if you want to complain about us, you have to fill out Form 47754u and wait on the blue line until you get tired, then you have to go through the pit of fire and endure the Seven Tests of Goragol, then you have to fill out Form 47754i, which is like the Form 47754u except with pretty blue ink, then you have to endure the Seven Trials of Goragol, which is the Tests in the opposite order, then you have to wait on the blue line until you meet a friendly neighborhood admin, then you have buy a particularly unpleasant heiress the exact pair of shoes she was looking for, then fill out Form 47754u again because you lost the first one. Then you can get a life. Have a nice day.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:18, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

WTF. Where did I put my nerd-speak to english dictionary? Oh yeah, I decided Amazon.com was out of line by charging $2.10 + $4.56 shipping for it. Sorry dude, no lo comprendo. --Amerecina 04:01, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Uh, why are you here at all??!

What's your point? Why are you contributing uh making some sort of a point um wasting our time with this legalese bullcrap?? Why don't you go to Conservapedia and hang out with people who might understand you better, instead of whining about how you don't care for this site??--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 08:41, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

It was just a joke. Duh! Why don't you go back and read the whole thing istead of running your mouth in places where it doesn't belong. --Amerecina 16:54, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

You're one to talk about running your mouth where it doesn't belong. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:55 Mar 3

Seriously, am I the only one who smiled about the whole thing? ~ 16:58, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Nope. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:59, Mar 3

I'm still smiling about all this. I hope this guy wins UGotM. He deserves it SO much more than LOLZORZ. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:00 Mar 3

It's a girl. ~ 17:06, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Hoshit, really? /me checks again for a penis. Either way, she's being a real dick! /me waits for applause, gets none. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:12 Mar 3

That was uncalled for. Women have a sense of humor too as well as strong opinions. Only on the internet are they accused of having a dick for expressing their true selves.

So what if I pranked the Village Forum. That doesn't make me manly. How many people have you made laugh until they cry or pissed their pants? I can honestly say that I've done it more times than I can count. And I laughed when they cried and pissed themselves, wearing high heels and a red dress as I did so. Does that make me a man? GROW UP.--Amerecina 05:23, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

You're implying that you made me laugh. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:23 Mar 5

I don't know what would make you think that. --Amerecina 19:38, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

I laughed! :) • Spang • ☃ • talk • 19:44, 05 Mar 2008

*sigh*

Hello, Amerecina, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. Unfortunately, you still don't seem to get it. Please make an effort to be less of dick all the time, or your time here will be short indeed. Also, in response to your response, I agree completely. I can't do any of those things (that's why I'm so hungry!), and people who wrote articles you don't like shouldn't be allowed to do anything at all ever. Would you do me a favor, please, and write it? How about Uncyclopedia:No doing anything if you once wrote a page that Amerecina doesn't like. I look forward to seeing it! Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:47, Mar 26

what the hell are you talking about --Amerecina 05:24, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

This, and this:

“WTF, they allow admins who write pedophile articles to judge articles now? No wonder people are leaving Uncyclopedia in droves. You are a sick, sick disgusting non-person. Your opinion of my article is worthless and pathetic. Fuck you, you ugly fuck. Your article is the worst I've ever seen and you would delete mine? Go ahead, make my day. I bet you can't even slice a piece of bread or boil an egg. You probably wear giant diapers (Pampers 42XXX) and drink from a Shrek sippy cup when mommy takes you shopping in your custom made car seat. Sick FUCK.”

~ user:Amerecina on Pedophiles ICU

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:35, Mar 27

Oh, that explains everything! (huh?). I can't seem to find this reference to pampers and pedophile admins who write articles about baby snatching under "my contributions".--Amerecina 05:12, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, perhaps you need to look just a little harder, then. You could start by looking here. But this isn't a trial, and I'm not building up a case against you. This is nothing but a friendly warning. Don't do it again. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:29, Mar 28

It's back! Yay! But wasn't that like cutting off your nose to spite your face? Thanks. --Amerecina 17:51, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Don't thank me... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:44, Mar 28