User:PiOfFive

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…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.

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This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers.

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.

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This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.

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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

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This user is a native speaker of Klingon.

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This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user you'll either fall to the ground and worship them, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

“I destroyed your mom last night.”

~ PiOfFive on Your mom

About Pi[edit | edit source]

PiOfFive's Contributions to Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]

I've had a crap load of edits, and instead of listing them all out like some n00b, here's a gallery of some of my best work. Enjoy.

Being dead
Oscar Wilde's Guide to Being Emo
Yes! The ORIGINAL Marx-a-lot!
A better use for a Mac
Sexonomics 101
Bombing Plans
Tech Support
Joanna Dark
FHM's Joanna Dark Shot
FHM's Joanna Dark Shot #2
Captain Obvious on the Titanic.
A Mr. Men Book ('shopped by me!)
My flag.
One-night stand
First draft of The Scarlet Letter

Awards[edit | edit source]

My trophy cabinet needs to be dusted...

If I got any award, the Anonymous N00b Award would be it, or the "Most Times Forgotten to Login Award" (See this page's history)

This User Is Better Than You

Give up now.

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

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The factual accuracy of this article is absolutely indisputable.
Who are you going to trust: this Uncyclopedia article, or your lying eyes?

Original Ninjastar

I award this page a Ninjastar because I think I'm special. –Nappy The Quarryman

Original Ninjastar

In appreciation for joining, and for your contributions to Folding@home –SirNuke

Images Uploaded By Me[edit | edit source]

I've been busy uploading images....

Images Uploaded by Me

Famous Quotes by PiOfFive[edit | edit source]

“A dingo ate my baby!”
– Some Crazy Australian Woman on Some Crazy Australian Woman

“I think my cat watches CNN, that twisted son of a b####”
– Oscar Wilde on CNN

“..And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!!”
– Oscar Wilde on Scooby Doo

“You have how many ever cows you believe in.”
– Unitarian Universalism on You have two cows

“It's a Steve Jobs well done!”
– Steve Jobs on Steve Jobs

“Hey! It looks like Croatia's eating Bosnia!”
– Oscar Wilde on Croatia

“HAHAHA!...oh wait...it's not funny”
– Oscar Wilde on Not funny

A Nice Little Card game[edit | edit source]

MY CARD

YOUR CARD

2

2

5

5

2s are wild, so I win!

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