User:PiOfFive

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Knight Commander of the Order

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers. ao-G

du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. du-G

fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français. fr-2

lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers . lz-X

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N

tlh-N This user is a native speaker of Klingon. tlh-N

This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

“I navigated your mom last night.”

~ PiOfFive on Your mom

PiOfFive's Contributions to Uncyclopedia

I've had a crap load of edits, and instead of listing them all out like some n00b, here's a gallery of some of my best work. Enjoy.

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  Being dead

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  Oscar Wilde's Guide to Being Emo

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  Yes! The ORIGINAL Marx-a-lot!

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  A better use for a Mac

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  Sexonomics 101

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  Bombing Plans

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  Tech Support

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  Joanna Dark

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  FHM's Joanna Dark Shot

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  FHM's Joanna Dark Shot #2

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  Captain Obvious on the Titanic.

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  A Mr. Men Book ('shopped by me!)

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  My flag.

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  One-night stand

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  First draft of The Scarlet Letter

Awards

My trophy cabinet needs to be dusted...

If I got any award, the Anonymous N00b Award would be it, or the "Most Times Forgotten to Login Award" (See this page's history)

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

The factual accuracy of this article is absolutely indisputable.

Who are you going to trust: this Uncyclopedia article, or your lying eyes?

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Famous Quotes by PiOfFive

“A dingo ate my baby!”

~ Some Crazy Australian Woman on Some Crazy Australian Woman

“I think my cat watches CNN, that twisted son of a b####”

~ Oscar Wilde on CNN

“..And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Scooby Doo

“You have how many ever cows you believe in.”

~ Unitarian Universalism on You have two cows

“It's a Steve Jobs well done!”

~ Steve Jobs on Steve Jobs

“Hey! It looks like Croatia's eating Bosnia!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Croatia

“HAHAHA!...oh wait...it's not funny”

~ Oscar Wilde on Not funny

A Nice Little Card game

MY CARD	YOUR CARD
2 2	4     4

2s are wild, so I win!