User:Shimazu/userbox collection

WE WILL TAKE DOWN UNATO!!!!

This page contains my favorite userboxes.

This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again.

GAH

This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.

GAH

This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED. Or eaten by a grue.

5

This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

5

This user has created 8 userboxes because one liners are easy.

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! After god created woman, beer was the bug fix... Help!

This user is a mutant.

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

official

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

Color

9/21

This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.

9/21

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedian Army. And is pwning vandals for our nation!

This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of their country.

This user is Chinese and proud of their country, made of the blood and flesh of sacrificed Communists.

This user is a Bureaucrat on Uncyclopedia and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They can ban people or delete pages occasionally, too.

BOOM!

This user likes to as-plode! BOOM!

BOOM!

bu-X

This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members.

bu-X

This user is a bad ass, so treat them with respect.

This user is Chilean …and knows who the owner of Nuts4Nuts is. (Uncyclopedistas Chilenos)

bu-N

This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

bu-N

bu-3

This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.

bu-3

bu-0

This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.

bu-0

This user is a terrorist, and is pwning the anti-terrorists by attacking places using shit.

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User goodthink U.W.P member.

Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

This user is a Free Citizen! That means this user supports democracy and has renounced the tyrannical oppression of communists / socialists!

Ummm.... Not a good idea, capitalist pigs asses!