User:Videshi

"Funnier than you, and probably more egotistical, too" -Videshi

Who Is Videshi?

Videshi loves you. That is all you ever need know.

Well, that and he's just better than you in every regard. Try not to be too disappointed, you're special in your own inept fashion.

Some Articles By Videshi

Naturally all of them get either improved or destroyed, but here's a couple anyway.

• Extreme sarcasm
• Beaked through the head
• UnNews:Uncyclopedia Writer "Videshi" Gets Frustrated
• UnNews:Transforming emoticon destroys boys shirt, life
• SEHS (this one's getting better by the moment. GG guys!)
• UnNews:Ask Cthulhu (Email askcthulhu@gmail.com if you have a question!)
• Funnyationalistic endeavourer
• Fish fingers (When it was actually funny and not retarded, then deleted)
• Dawn of history
• Whomsoever

Poems I've Written

1

The trees are quiet 
They pretend not to notice 
That I am pooping

2

Redundant Love 
This is repetitive, 
This is repetitive, 
This is repetitive, 
This is repetitive, 
This is repetitive, 
This is repetitive, 
OMG THIS IS SO REPETITIVE

3

The sign across the street says; 
"Live girls" 
I am relieved.

So you want to make love to Videshi?

That's understandable. He'll want dinner, and rum. Keep that in mind.
Oh, and he wants females, too. Sry guys.