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January 14, 2026 • Issue #239 • Tip your waiter!

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Current issue • Archives • Press Room

Everybody was here

By Fish on skates

Continuing on the "was here" userbox trend where people make userboxes saying they were here, Gammakid999, MK, and L10nM4st3r have userboxes of their own.

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People have opinions on the Yankees

By Fish on skates

Turb0-Sunrise has started a "War of the Yankees". It all started when he made a "YANKEES SUCK" userbox. Noopnurf then made a "YANKEES RULE" userbox, and MK and Gamma quickly coming in to attack Noop or the Yankees or... I don't even know anymore. I'm just here to watch the chaos, which is why I made a "YANKEES NEUTRAL" userbox.

Beat a Dead Shoe contest

By Fish on skates

OPOSSUM made a contest for the title of "Moccasin Man" because he's done with moccasins. Soviet's Bot won by putting the most moccasins on OPOSSUM's userpage.

Injoke created and overused, setting new record

By Fish on skates

US President RealDonaldTrump made Testing the VFH widget (again) (do not feature!), a page that was meant to test some new feature. Turb0 then voted on its VFH page, with many others including me and several admins voting. Because I think I'm sooo clever, I made a VFH page for the VFH. And because Turbs also thinks he's soooo clever, he made a VFH page for that, and a VFH page for that. Gergdown also contributed somewhat to the joke. Alula later deleted the test page and closed all of the nominations.

Biopic

Cassie, also known as Cassandra, is a bureaucrat I'm pretty sure, and has been around for a long time. Anyway, she's not dead. Pretty sure. She's on the active users template and I hope she stays a while.

Ask Turb0

• What is your opinion on '___ was here' part 2? — Gammakid999
• i have one, don't i?

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• what's on your 2026 bingo card — Fish on skates
• i don't have one

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• did you win 2025 bingo? — Gammakid999
• no

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• do you the spoon? — Fish on skates
• no

From The Logs

• 04:47, 11 January 2026 Cassie (talk | contribs) huffed page User:Soviet (UN:VFD)

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• 19:05, 14 January 2026 Alula (talk | contribs) blocked Turb0-Sunrise (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (clearly learnt his lesson from last time. oh wait)

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• Abuse filter blocked MK with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) ‎(Blocked by abuse filter. Description of matched rule: Mandatory cancellation)

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Top VFH Competitors

• Maxipad (3/0)
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VFH Highlight Of The Week

• Microwave oven (5/0)

From The Forums

• LPTEW, what else is new
• Deltarot solves everything
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UnSignpost News

Turbs got blocked so now I have to deliver this thing. And he was also messing with the UnSignpost template so it may look weird.

Quote(s) of the Week

“Fish "I don't change the score number" "on" skates strikes again”

– Gerg

Notes