March 4th, 2026 • Issue #245 • We don't know what to put here anymore
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Biopic
Deemox, the noob that was covered here a few months(?) ago, has now become an extended confirmed user. He has now written around six articles, all of which are very good and you should read them. none of them will crash your computer I promise[citation needed]. they are all very high quality.
- what is your opinion about the fact that I am in your floorboards? — Gammakid999
- no you're not. i checked.
- Does it ever hail in Boston? Because believe it or not, it does in Ventura (Wait, never mind, that was graupel, or maybe sleet.) — OPOSSUM
- the last time it did was maybe, 4 years ago?
- Does the sun ever set on the Bostonian Empire? — alula
- no
- Did you know that you're really bad at checking if someone is in your floorboards? — Gammakid999
- yes
- What do did you do with your life before you joined Uncyclopedia? — Soviet
- fuck if i remember
- What will you do with your life now that you've joined uncyclopedia? — Gammakid999
- fuck if i know
From The Logs
- 02:35, 20 February 2026 Alula changed group membership for DaniPine3 from abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and administrator to abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker, administrator and flood (the dutch will not be happy about this)
- 01:51, 21 February 2026 Alula changed group membership for DaniPine3 from abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, flood, rollbacker and administrator to abuse filter helper, autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and administrator (dani why did you ask for flood when you very clearly weren't gonna use it for something spammy)
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- Foreign accent syndrome (2/0)
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- CaseOh (7/0)
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