UnNews:Interview with Polandball

In today's interview, we will interview one of Generation Z's brainrot, Polandball, which is a worldwide phenomenon on the meme range. So let's dive in!

Yes, we will interview him.

UnNews: So, how do you do at planing to get into space?

Polandball: Is not of fine! I will never into space!

UnNews: Well, that's bad, anyway, Have you ever cured your PTSD from 1939-1945?

Polandball: Not of yet, i wishing tho...

UnNews: Well it seems that he didn't cured his WW2 PTSD-

• Screams and hammer smashing heard out of camara*

UnNews: Wait, wait is that Noise?

Ukraineball: HELPINGS ME!!!!

Russiaball: WHY YOU NOT MAKE FRIEND MAMA IS NOT LIKE!?

UnNews Well that was unexpected!

Second interview

Well, now we will go to other countryballs this time.

UnNews: So, how you think about Iran?

USAball: ts pmo

UnNews: Uhh, what is he speaking?

Canadaball: That's Gen Z and Alpha language, you know?

UnNews: Oh, okay. But what does “ts” mean and what does “pmo” mean?

Canadaball: They’re both acronyms. “ts” has been used to mean “this” even though it stands for “this shit” while “pmo” means “pissed me off”. So “ts pmo” means “this shit pissed me off”.

USAball: ty canada

Canadaball: You’re welcome.

UnNews: Hmm, quite interesting. Iran, what did you do during this conflict?

Iranball: I send missiles to USA.

USAball: wtf

Canadaball: Oh, and also that means “what the fuck”. It is used to express surprise.

UnNews: Why is he and Gen Z and Alpha speaking like that?

Canadaball: TikTok and shit. TikTok is an app that has a lot of brainrot content that affects people in the Gen Z group (born between 1997 and 2012) and Gen Alpha (born between 2013 and 2024).

Canadaball: Also install TikTok at your own risk.

Third interview

Let’s dive deeper into Polandball.

UnNews: Also, what else do you have to say, Polandball?

Polandball: I am upside down. I do not have that flag.

UnNews: Oh, I saw that you look like Indonesia. I remember that the Polish flag is like Indonesia but upside down

Polandball: What is Indonesia?

Indonesiaball: WHAT?!

UnNews: Indonesia is you know, like a country.

Polandball: Oh, okay.

Conclusion

Well, that ends the interview. Goodbye!

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